Life is shit. I would give specific details, but I already know

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>lucario is a fighting type will be my last words.

say something cooler faggot

>>714345420
old inside joke that my "friends" will have a giggle about when i finally do it

>>714345538
>pandering to friends
kys

>>714345656
that is what i am trying to do

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>>714345756
prove it

>>714345976
cant do

Become a train diver

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>>714346065

>>714345538
>making friends giggle
>has friends
>killing self
be not dumb, spend more time with friends and less on 4chan

Unless you are terminally ill or looking at life in prison, chill the fuck out and keep breathing. You're gonna get to see some pretty cool shit in your lifetime even if your personal life sucks. Like humans on Mars and shit.

>>714346404
Funny enough this is part of the reason I am going to kill myself. My "friends" are really just acquaintances that I have opened up to. I have severe anxiety issues so I am not very close to anyone.

>>714346748
get closer. get out of your comfort zone or you will get nowhere.

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>>714345292
Tub toaster. You won't deliver.

Get drunk and spend all your money on hookers and drugs first.

>>714346951
kek

>>714346896
Not planning on going anywhere.

>>714346951
I have heard from multiple sources that this is a bad way to do it.

>>714347011
Too poor for drugs and I live in the middle of the woods.

>>714347011
http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

give this a shot if you aren't a 100% poorfag. if you are, take out credit cards, give it a shot, then kill yourself because you're in debt.

Get a helium tank and breath all the helium or carbon monoxide, that'll do the trick

The fact that you're here asking for people to figure this shit out for you is extremely telling of how you ended up this way in the first place.

You can't even end your life without someone doing the legwork for you, so no wonder you couldn't start it.

Try something other than dying, first, you entitled cunt.

>>714347243
I have 148 USD in total. No job. No family. Basically no friends.

>>714347442
Is this a effective method?

>>714347487
I am literally trying to kill myself and your post is the one that sounds counter-productive.

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OD'ing on sleeping pills is highly effective and painless because you die in your sleep.

Don't sue kek

>>714347629
Yes just what youre looking for painless and relatively quick make sure to leave a note first for the people you love

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>>714347166
You have a tub and a toaster. No turning back once you drop it in. Just do it!

>>714347876
Will most likely do this. Will ambien do the trick?

>>714347629
how old are you

>>714348022
Just turned 18

>>714348000
Forget that shit. Tub toaster. Nice trips btw.

>>714347876
>>714348000
Whooaaa no OP careful on this one.
Usually pill OD just makes you vomit and experience brutal pain for two hours, knocks you out, then you wake up in your own vomit with a sore throat from the acid.

L I V E S T R E A M

>>714345292

fuck sleeping pill OD

shoot up fentanyl

night night

>>714348224
Really don't know about the tub toaster method. Seems really bad.

>>714348330
Possibly in the future, but not tonight. Sitll need to write a note and get everything setup.

>>714347442
Probs gonna do this because >>714348237 told me not to do the sleeping pill method.

>>714348552
Best way to obtain this and is it relatively painless?

>>714348082
try living a little before you just give up

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>>714348561
It wouldn't be really bad for long.

>>714348835
Too poor to live a good life. No future. No past. No present. Might as well kms

>>714348896
.I will keep it in mind. Might do some research on it before i go and try to find it.

>>714345292
Littlefoot, you have friends and that dad who visits you once a year and a T. Rex that would happily give you a blowjob if you asked him to. You're already better off than most of us.

>>714348747

uhh it depends on where you live

if you live far away from a big city and have no connects you are kinda in a predicament

if you can navigate the darknet markets you can score it there

I have ODed before by accident and was brought back with narcan..

I snorted too much and sat down and that was it.. just darkness from then on until I woke up in the ER

>>714349255
Gave me a giggle.

>>714349374
Heard "the darknet" was really just bait for the retards, but I might look into it. I know how to navigate through that shit for the most part.

>>714349042
We'll good luck.

>>714350207
we all good luck to you too

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>>714349255
>a T. Rex that would happily give you a blowjob if you asked him to
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought that.

>>714350291
I see what you did there faggot

>>714350621
:^)

>>714349867

goodluck littlefoot.

seriously though I just read that you are 18 and jesus christmas dude

do not OD on fent I feel like a dick for even mentioning it now.

i'll be your friend man

>>714351043
Not looking for friends. I am a manipulative beta faggot. I would end up ruining it. lol

I understand that being beta and manipulative is very rare. Only thing i got going for me currently.

>>714351308

come to philly and we will fuck some poon

>>714351777
Too poor, but I would take this offer if it was a actual option. nice trips.

>>714345292
Jesus, dude, your sequels weren't THAT bad. I liked 'em. Don't kill yourself because people are expecting you too!

>>714351900

nice dubs lol dude I am telling you we would get along it was meant to be with repeating digits

where the fuck do you live?

>>714351973
The one that is about to come out will be so bad you will also contemplate suicide.

>>714352083
>>714351900
>>714351777

Why is it I'm finding more humanity on 4chan than I am on reddit lately?

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>>714345292
Here ya go fag.

>>714352151
You mean 14? That already came out this year. Was decent-- at least it wasn't the abomination 13 was.

>>714352083
I live a state away from philly.

.>>714352273
4chan is dead. Reddit is in its prime.

>>714352469
Fuck. I thought we were still waiting,

>>714352320
This was already suggested!!!

>>714352273

because I have the power to turn a suicidal "beta" into a pussy slayer through friendship

there are a few things in life i like to do.
i love my family and my friends and my dog, i love to cook and eat, i love to read a good book, i love to watch a good movie, i love to workout, i love to play good vidya, i love nature i love to look at all the beautifulness of life itself. everything seems so simple and yet it is complex. it amazes me from time to time again seeing everthing in harmony. i love life itself!

>>714352999
nice trips, but what does this have to do with my suicide?

>>714352999
>>714353222
Not him, but double trips is a clear sign that you should live.

>>714353222
nice trips, dont do it :-)

if I get trips OP has to live til atleast 20!!!

>>714353405
Well I can't do it until I get the supplies so I guess you have obtained your wishes.

>>714353570
You didn't get trips.

We did it! Littlefoot's gonna live!

>>714354053
For the next few days maybe.

>>714345292
If it was me, I have 2 ideas.
1.
>go to Hawaii
>get volcano sute as tourist
>Walk up to mouth of active volcano
>jump in
>definitely have someone film you
>for science
2.
>find to tallish buildings of close hight on oposit side of busy road and set up a tight rope across it
>tie rope to ankles
>tie other end to the middle of tight rope
>rope length is measured so you hang by ankles a few feet above traffic
>tie steel cable to center or tight rope 10 feet shorter than ankle rope
>attach razor wire noose to end
>put around neck
>super glue hands, upside down, to sides of head
>jump
>decapitated, hang upside down over traffic with your head, right side up, in your hands, looking at traffic as your blood empties onto the cars below
>??????
>profit

>>714354483
Poor and in the middle of the woods. Cant pull off either of these methods.

>>714354680
Rob a payday loan store

>>714354907
With what. I can't afford a gun obviously and no knives that aren't used for spreading butter. I am not some criminal mastermind.

>>714355091
You propose to the owner that you'll let him kill you if he pays you $1k. He pays up front, you hide the cash for family and come back to simulate a robbery but he's just getting his rocks off killing you. I'm sure people will pay money to legit kill someone without going to jail

>>714355353
Your plan seems a little farfetched. Also why would I stash the money for my family? I basically don't have one.

>>714355811
I'm gonna be serious when I suggest this, although you probably think I won't be. You could look for a sugar daddy. You're young-- young enough that no matter what you look like there are older guys out there that will let you live with them.

>>714355811
Leave it to a charity. Not really far-fetched. I'd pay a grand to watch someone die at my hand

why don't you have a family?

>>714356018
You're correct. I don't think you are being serious, but I will reply just because I have nothing better to do. I guarantee that there is no sugar daddy that will let me live with them. I would rather kill myself than live that life anyways.

>>714356192
Not everyone is like you. Most people have morals. Also are you in the position to give out some loans?

>>714356485
Dad was a womenizer that abandoned my family. Mom was a druggy that never even attempted to raise me. Sister is a over dramatic cunt that hates me. I have no other immediate family that lives anywhere near me.

>>714356518
Look. I'm a gay guy from Salt Lake City, where mormons are cruel to kids who come out. There are plenty of homeless gay teenagers. And I've met quite a few older guys who were willing to pay for their living expenses while also trying to help them back on their feet. If you're not gay or bi, fine-- what I say is stupid. But I've met guys who pretty much live for having younger guys over for awhile in exchange with helping them get their futures in order.

>>714356908
Not gay or bi and there are no mormons near me.

go do a trade, call up some construction companies or plumbers or electricians or whatever and ask for an apprenticeship, people don't realize but those professions make a SHIT ton of money if youre out on your own, plus working with your hands makes you feel good because you've actually done/created/fixed something

>>714357097
Well, it was just a suggestion, then.

>>714357147
agreed, even working with mechanics or saving up your money from construction to study aviation, shits awesome

>>714356874
dude if you become successful after your shitty upbringing not only will chicks be wet af over you but you'll always be able to look at yourself and realize that you're not the worthless pieces of shit that your family was. it's easy to point to your family and say that's why you're failing because it's probably true, but wouldn't it be great to make something of yourself and then gather your family to tell them that you're successful despite them being garbage?

>>714357147
I would rather kill myself than be a plumber. I was gonna try to become an electrician, but I am literally not a functional human being anymore and I didn't goto a trade school like I was planning to. I am not considered a functioning human being. I literally wake up every morning and think about how I am going to kill my self.

>>714357503
My whole family hates me because they believe I will bever amount to anything and I am not planning to prove them wrong. Also i guarantee that no chick will be wet over my shitty upbringing.

>>714357786
There's no shame in a humble profession. Salvation Army helps guys like you. Not sure if they help with education, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did.

go see a doc man. Doesn't have to be a psych doc, primary care will be able to help you even if it's getting you into a home to get you back on your feet.

>>714357786
What is so wrong with plumber? Make good money

>>714357990
I have never heard of the Salvation Army, but from I have read off of google this does seem like a good option versus killing myself. I am really not interested though. I have gotten to this point of my life because I have only taken the easy route and I plan to continue this, thank you for the suggestion

I repeated myself because I didn't proof read heheh.

>>714358314
Seems like a pain in the ass for something that I am not interested in.

>>714358435
Nothing is wrong with being a plumber besides the hours, but I would just hate to say I am a plumber.

Take a spoon and SMASH your throat
On live

>>714358850
How would I smash my throat with a spoon.

>>714358567
Be careful not to let pride keep you from things in your life. There are people who think that the half that don't make it big are trash, but it isn't true.

>>714345292
Use a gun or go kill yourself.

burning charcoal in enclosed space?

>>714359200
I said I can't use a gun and "or go kill yourself"? I would have killed myself by now if I had the gun.

>go kill yourself
thats what im trying to do

>>714359107
Not a pride issue. I just associate plumbers with human feces and I am not a fan of that.

>>714359326
Couldn't I just use car exhaust for this? This might be my new #1

Drink 3 bottles of Zzz-Quil. And to make it easier, eat an entire bottle of Aleve.

people who jump off a bridge experience instant regret

>>714345538
>having friends
Wish I was as lucky as you lad

>>714359663
Sounds like this would just cause a liver issue.

>>714359686
Only if they survive.

>>714359765
Covered this earlier in the thread, but I don't really have friends. I just acquaintances that I have opened up to and usually people stop talking to me if I do this. These people however didn't stop they just decreased how often.

>>714348000
DO NOT TRY TO OVERDOSE ON PAINKILLERS/SLEEPING PILLS. You'll go into a peaceful sleep at first, but will wake up in the last 5 minutes as your body desperate tries to save itself and feEl everything. It's actually extremely painful. Just don't kill yourself at all, honestly. Suicide's a pretty shit way to go.

make me ur apprentice so i good job then i will assist suicide quick and easy

>>714360213
Ye, someone said this and I ruled it off already. Thanks for the suggestion tho

>>714360251
Apprentice to what?

>>714360025
Oh, sorry.

>>714360473
Is ok

bathtub full of ice water, maybe lukewarm water first and then dump the ice in that way it isnt a shock at first. You acclimatize to the water pretty quick and you'll start to feel warm, relax and go to sleep..

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>>714345292
There are always opportunities in life

>>714361647
tree stars

>>714361523
PS: i was told this by my uncle who was a paramedic. He said it was the most peaceful way he had ever seen or heard of.

>>714361523
I have actually attempted this before and now I just take cold showers in the morning.

>>714361647
This is true, but I am not interested in getting better. I have alread made peace with the fact that I am going to die and now I cannot wait. Love the picture.

>>714361909
Alright, the ultimate freedom is the freedom to decide when to check out.