ITT we post about how perverted we are. I'll start >Be

>>714341601
cool story bro haha

If you were a life guard, im assuming you were reasonably good looking and had a athletic body.

Why didn't you just cum inside their pussy's instead of their kung pao chicken?

what kind of autistic fag are you.

>>714341601
Underaged and b&!
MODS get the fuck in here!

>>714342302
who says he's 16 now

>>714341601
Reported.

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>>714341601
Kill yourself

>>714341601
n1

Had a dream the other night that I raped a 7 year old girl. The more she cried that harder I got. Shit was so powerful, I woke up feeling like my balls were bone dry.

Best dream ever.

>>714341601
used to slightly brush my dick with a roommates toothbrush

used to flash my dick to strangers when i was a teenager, i was on vacation in germany so no fucks were given

also flashed my neighbour on her 12th birthday, i was like 8

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Broke up with my obsessive ex about a year ago and it devastated her. She doesn't hang out with anyone else and I basically keep her around as a friend so she doesn't kill herself. lately I've been using her as my own personal bank and fuck toy. She'll do anything I ask if she thinks that there is a chance that it means we'll get back together. Basically my own personal on-call slut

>>714343630
that her? jesus christ. You did the right thing

>>714342383
Well he said 'how perverted we are', rather than 'were'.

>>714341601
If you were a lifeguard and really that perverted, why didn't you cum on any of their suits sometime?

>>714343971
OP here. Definitely not 16 anymore. Though just because I said "are" doesnt mean I've stopped being a pervert. If anything I'm worse. I don't even know what kind of weird shit I'd do if I were around 16 y/o in swimsuits now.

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>>714343942
No kidding. I'm loving every second of it

>>714342270
They either have boyfriends or he's a butterface.

>>714342270
the only things you need to be a life guard is to show you don't fucking drown if you go into the water and pick something up. you seem pretty autistic to assume he's good looking and athletic

>>714344258
do you put the bag over her face or over yours?

>>714344258
wutz his name

>>714341601
I've been renting out my basement to these two couples for three years because it's close to the University where they study. Rent is pretty high since it's so close to the school but I've been cutting 50% off their rent payment because his girl been fucking me behind his back. At first she didn't even want to but now she always goes home from school early without him just so we can have sex without being caught. This is their last year before graduating so I've been using her like crazy. I think I might miss her when she leaves.

>>714344490
heh...well, depending on the job and particular certification, can be more involved than that.

>>714344258
How the hell did you get with her anyways? Incredibly bad beer-goggles?

>>714342270
because it didnt happen

>>714345103
Well yeah there's first aid and CPR but any able bodied person can learn that

>>714345058
are they married or just together?

>>714343630
You're a bit of a cunt though.

Back when my gf broke up with me and I had no one else I was devastated, but at least she had the decency to just leave me alone after that.

>>714345283
well, ocean lifeguarding requires more, so does Red Cross lifeguard certification (though less than ocean lifeguarding). It's not just first aid, CPR, and picking something up in the water, but swimming a certain distance/time and knowing certain techniques. Any reasonably healthy person can do the minimum certification, but not someone out of shape.

>>714345287
Just together but they told me they've been together since grade 10 and he plans on proposing to her in the summer. Fairly impressed their relationship has lasted this long considering how much of a cheating slut this guys girlfriend is.

Best story EVER

>>714345058
How did this started? You coerced her?

>>714345569
Guess he's the steady neddy she can rely on, but she has her fun on the side. I'd bet it's not the first time she's cheated.

I recorded my friends gf while she was changing at my house. Just stuck my phone by the crack under the door. Had a good fap and deleted. Felt too guilty.

send nudes of her bro

>>714345058

Be bro tier in the end and tell him, anon or not, noone deserves that fate...unless hes a cuck.

I once held hands with a girl

>>714344258
nudes?

>>714346180
PERVERT!!!

>>714346180
>now he has cooties

>>714344258
post pussy

>>714341601
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jfAvuYNIFk
just finished jacking it to this for some reason, not sure what I did...

I once had sex and came.

Will you post my sisters pics if i'll give you their insta/fb?

>>714343630
Tell her to buy me a gtx 1080

>>714346679
anyone?

>>714341601
Yeah right op. We know you shot that load into your own mouth

I jacked off with a broom handle up my ass.

>>714346679
are they hot?

>>714345569
You should tell him she's a cheating slut

>>714346909
yes

>>714342522
Edgy, brah

>>714343630
what have you done to her sexually?

>>714344170
OP's mah nigga

>>714346909
so interested?

>>714345661
Nah, didn't really forced or coerced her into doing it. I just saw her coming home one day and we talked for a bit about her degree, tuition and how she was liking it here. Just normal stuff but somewhere in that conversation she mentioned how she and him were on a pretty tight budget with money. I kind of felt bad since my renting price was a bit high so I dropped it down for a few months just for them. Then the economy went down and I raised it back up but they were use to the low rent that they couldn't really afford to pay it anymore. Told them there wasn't really anything I could do because honestly there's other students out there who would gladly pay normal price for rent this close to school. We talked about negotiating a deal but nothing really interested me. Her boyfriend got mad and kind of accepted the price but she didn't. One day I found her waiting alone for me in my garage and she wanted to try to reasoning to me. By reasoning I meant she wanted to see if I would be alright with getting hand jobs from her for a reduction in rent. She was asking for like $100 off a month for two handjobs per month. I accepted her offer and soon she was bargaining for more. $200 off for a blowjob, $400 off and I can play with her body. Soon it got to the point where she was willing to fuck me so we settled with 50% off rent and I could fuck her any way I wanted four times a month. It use to be only four times a month but now she's alright with doing it as much times as I want.

>>714345743
Probably not but at first glance I would have never guessed she would cheat on her boyfriend.

>>714346095
Nah. I don't want this guy to beat me up or burn my house down or something. I rather he gets married to a lying slut than him finding out and killing me.

>>714346954
Nope. Not my problem.

>>714347256
as long as they're 18+

>>714347159
What haven't I done? Basically an on call slut, I have her go with me places just to give me roadhead on the way. I fuck her whenever I want.

>>714343630
Post nudes

>>714347353
yes, so firstly check out zuzaszurmiej. Check out her fb too. Post her and i'll give you more

>>714344170
wow so edgy

>>714347437
anal? facials? cum in pussy? you should get her to get a friend to threesome and fuck.

how much money do you think you've gotten out of her?

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>>714344170

>>714347565
I'm going to soon enough, I basically can do whatever I want to her no limits because she thinks she will get me back lol I've probably drained around 800-900 in the last year out of her

>>714347334
How much do they pay now each? You think he's on to you?

>>714347565
I've basically came in every hole and I love to cum in her pussy just because I love to watch her squirm when she feels it pumping into her

>>714347854
Only around $1000 each. I'm still making a profit but very very very small...

Nah. They use to go home together everyday but now he just thinks she's going home early to study because it's quieter at home.

>>714347334
got any pics of the slut? does she let you do anything? Anal? Bdsm? Etc?

>>714343630
Seriously why do you keep reposting this. Hope you get your karma sooN!

>>714348543
To watch people like you get upset

>>714348390
That's really expensive still. If I was her I would just move out to be honest. I'm sure there's probably cheaper rent out there and probably closer to the school too. You're lucky she's a dumb hoe.

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>>714341601

> Be me, married to a bitch for far too long
> We divorce and arrange a time where I can go into house alone to get my shit
> Get my important shit and decide that I should also keep my expensive scotch, that she does not drink
> Open up the bar, grab the scotch and toss it in a box. See her rum
> I have to piss so I pop the top and piss some in the rum
> Put the rum away and hit the toilet to finish pissing. Feeling delightfully evil
> Recall that she's got Bailey's in the bar fridge. Likes to drink it right after work each day
> fap behind the bar eagerly and shoot my full load into her 'Irish Creme'
> Shake it up for five minutes to mix it in
> Leave and go to my new place for the weekend
> Facebook tells me she threw a divorce party with her mother, sister, and friends
> I'm friend with friend so I see party photos
> I see my ex, her mom, her sister, and friends drinking from the bar
> Including rum and Baileys
> MFW my cum or piss has been inside my ex, her mom, sister, and bridal party

>>714346539
Eww dude wtf

>>714341601
>food. Find secluded alley on my way back
>>Carefully distribute my seed amongst the meals except mine
>>tfw I watch them happily eating my spunk
>Pic not related
congratulate urself on a lifetime of shyt karma

>>714348950
u mustve really hated each other lol

>>714341601
Serial jerker here

Jerked it into coworkers lotion bottle

Jerked it into open window of my neighbor in college

Jerked it in the men's room at work after hearing the guy next to me doing it too

Jerked it while watching the neighbors daughter down the street changing in the window

Jerked it in school next to a hot girl at the same desk

Jerked it under the counter at a friends house while talking to friends wife

Jerked it into my step sisters dirty panties (did it again into my cousins panties)

Did I win?

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go down to the beach and whip my dick out, not a nude beach lul, lots of tourists in this area, mostly europeans so they then think its a nude beach and get their tits out lmao.im 18 btw.

feelsgoodman

want a hot girl to blow me a kiss with her bottom. that's kinda it.

>>714346539
LULZ

>>714348950
EPIQ

>>714348950
Well done sir

>>714348950
Total pwnage.

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>>714348529
Yeah pretty much anything at this point as long as her boyfriend doesn't find out. I can fuck her ass while eating a ice cream cake on her belly if I wanted too. I've even got her to go on a date with me outside for dinner and drove her to a back alley just to have sex in the car.

>>714348934
Are you kidding me? That's really cheap considering where I'm from. $1000 for a house, two rooms, kitchen, bathroom, laundry, heating, free WiFi, and other minor appliances is extremely cheap. Not to mention my house is literally right across the street from the University so it takes away their transportation cost to get to school. If anything I feel like I'm being ripped off.

>>714349801
have you fucked her ass yet? is she good? more pics of her.

>>714345178
Use a spoiler tag in the future for fucks sake!

Regularly masturbate to pictures and thoughts of my GFs 16yo sister.

I even took creeps of her once.

I feel really guilty about it, and want to stop. But its like my dick just thinks for itself.
Can anyone give me any advice on how to stop this?

>>714350318
Post pictures... it helps...

>>714349801
Looks like a slut alright? What kind of crazy shit have you done with her? Does she let you cum inside her? Do you two ever just fuck in the living room when her bf is gone?

>be me 15 years old new years eve
>parents get together and all the kids cramped in one room
>little girl 6-7 years old wants to stay in my lap
>I shit you not she touches my dick
>I think she's doing that by mistake, I start getting horny and nervous as fuck
>everybody is looking at fireworks and shit at the window, little brat gets my hand and touches herself with it
>fuckmylife.jpg
>horny as fuck and two other kids in the room
>wutdo
>the parents of the two kids leave maybe 1 or 2 AM
>alone with little brat
>our parents and the host started to drink an talk, laugh really laud, they sent my mom to get us to sleep
>in bed with little girl
>she wants to kiss my dick, I don't let her, fondle her pussy and ass while masturbating

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>>714351117

>>714351117
she prob learnt that from her dad

>>714351273
I swear to holy donkey allah that little thing was abused or something. She knew what the fuck wanted. I didn't saw her until maybe 10 years later. :| She smoking hot

>>714351356
I always thought that someone did something to her. Maybe her brother. But .. fuck my life sometimes I feel bad about what I did.

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>>714350036
Yeah a few times. She's probably one of the most funnest girl I ever slept with. I feel bad since I have trouble keeping up with her sometimes but overall she's really good and I'm trying to enjoy these last few months with her before she moves out.

>>714350755
Craziest thing we probably tried was going out for dinner together and then fucking in a car. If someone recognized us that would have been the end of that. We also fucked a few times outdoors which was fun as well.

Yeah I can cum inside her as long as it's days where it's safe.

All the time. Sometimes he even knocks on the door and we have to run away before he comes in.

>>714351117
Have a similar story

>Be me 17 visiting cousins family
>Cousin is 9
>We're wrestling on the guest bed and I start getting hard
>I stop because I'm afraid she'll notice and tell her parents
>She tells me that she wants to play a game and tells me to lay back on the bed
>I lay back
>Tells me to close my eyes. I can see her staring at my crotch
>I close my eyes and I feel two small hands exploring my dick and balls
>Although she has no idea what she's doing, 17 y/o virgin me thought it was great
>Came in shorts very quickly
>Left to clean myself up
>I remember being so scared she'd tell but it's been 10 years and nothing

>>714351894
:| Man I was dead scared that she would say something to her parents or brother. I don't know man.. maybe there is something at that age that makes them really curios/horny.

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Her now

>>714352781
Did you name the pic hj on purpose?

>>714352781
Shes gorgeous. Gotta play again

>>714352967
I just deleted the filename.. H and J were close ..

>>714353062
eh... I don't know man. I am 30 right now have a girlfriend probably future wife. I think I will have an heart attack if she would say something like " I remember you "

>>714350318
yup. just bang her. i dunno how 16yo pussy feels like but i can assure you that a 15yo is as close to heaven as you can get (assuming it's also legal in your state)

What's up with all these stories of guys jizzing on/in random shit on the fly? You guys must look pathetic frantically stroking yourselves next to inanimate objects

>>714353608
She's 21 right now :). But she's living in another city and so on. Nop bro.. never again. That shit was messed up. I understand how freakin' horny boys can be but that was something different, it could have ended really bad for me.

>>714351682
Would she be down to gangbang?

I have sniffed more panties of strangers than I can count. Plus I worked with a bunch of high school girls on a few sports teams. I did their laundry on long road trips. You can imagine what I did with sports bras..sweaty panties..and compression shorts. Once I took a few pics and sent them to my email. I deleted them all out of shame. But let me tell you that panties all smell the same..awesome.

i sniff my aunts used panties and socks when im round her house all the time, last time i was round i found a lock box in her room that had 2 porn dvds, a cock ring, a butt plug and a dildo

>pic related, her

While house hunting a few years ago I saw the family picture on the wall of the old owners. 10/10 daughter in high school. Realtor and I went room to room. Knew when I got to daughters room. Pile of dirty laundry at the foot of her bed. Sometime later I excused myself from the realtor to go to the bathroom. Quick detour to the daughters room and a found a cute thong buried in the laundry pile. Tucked though away and met back up with the realtor. Many a fap was had to those panties

>>714341601
I'm banging my boss's milf wife behind his back, and have been for 3 years. I've taken her anal virginity, got her to nosh me off on demand and swallow (he has complained to me when drunk she hates giving him head and has never swallowed), get her to send me nude pics, I've got her into all sorts of perversions. Got her on the pill so I can pump her full and send her home to him. Filled her ass full of cum and told her to wear a butt plug afterwards when she went out for a meal with him. She is smitten, loves me and will do absolutely anything for me to please me. She said she'll leave him and give me a baby, only have to click my fingers.

I'm a lowlife pervert, but couldn't give a shit. She's my toy, the more I demand of her, the more she delivers.

>>714355545
Well done. You trained her well . Congrats.

>>714345542
I saved a small child stuck in a rip tide when i was 16. He was about 20 yards out. If I can do it, anyone can. And im not a lifeguard. Or in shape.

>>714343942 (you)
Her name is Jesus Christ?

>>714355148
joke on u i saved that pic. found facebook ;)

>>714357140
lol

>>714357140

repost pls
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>>714341601
>be asian-american mixed faggot.
>like god fucked up last second while creating me.
>jacked off to cousin and sister
>nbd
>played with girls in swimming pool and "wrestled" them.

>>714343630
Spergpaladins actin like they fucked models before she's definetly not total butterface looks a bit like arnie schwarz though

>>714345178
/thread

>>714355490

post pics

if not actual pic of girl then pornslut who looks like her

Back in highschool this girl gave me her lipgloss to keep while we were on a field trip. I forgot to give it back and it was a Friday so I didn't see her till next Monday. Rubbed that shit all over my dick, gave it back before class on Monday and as soon as she got it she applied some. Got a boner so hard I had to leave the classroom.

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>>714346180

>>714351682
Moar pics, I dont care. Just Moar.

>>714351682

HOLY SHIT MOAR

FUCKIN WIN MAN

>>714351682
MOAR

i recorded my gf showering and also her sister and uploaded them online. wanked off into the sisters dirty thongs and panties many a time. came on her toothbrush.
have came into my room mates gf's body gel and shampoo. and used to wipes my dick all over her cigarettes and watch her smoke em..
have seen naked pics of my mom a couple of times and have jacked it to those also

>i recorded my gf showering and also her sister and uploaded them online
I'm listening

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I'm a male cheerleader at the high school level I hang out with incredibly attractive 16 to 19 year old girls bouncing around doing flips in spandex shorts that may as well be underwear (they don't wear any) and sports bras that leave nothing to the imagination. I constantly film them without there knowledge (pic related) Ive been incredibly tempted just to take the bullet and rape the shit out of one of them.

One time at a school pep rally the girl who sat in front of me on the bleachers had part of her ass crack showing so I would drop stuff out of my pocket so it would land by my feet so I could lean over and check her ass out

>>714361238
dont rape, just get in early and spycam the changing rooms

>>714361495
will consider

>>714361238
moar pics

>>714349257
why

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different girl

>>714361238
ever try fucking them at all? or do they look down on you for being a male cheerleader?

>>714361710
>will consider
dont consider, do

willing to help out in exchange for a copy of the results

>>714362493
Any feet pics?

I got handjobs pretty much on the daily during middle school from my gf at the time. During class, in the school auditorium, etc. She jerked me in other places as well. The local pool, for example. She had some fat ass titties that I enjoyed squeezing. Wish I had nudes.

Teenage me jerked off in the ocean at the Jersey shore in the middle of a busy summer beach day. Just went out farther than everyone, whipped it out and whacked it under water. Watched the cum float away.

Adult me went into my sister-in-law's bag when she was visiting to sniff her used panties.

Adult me jerks off in the public bathroom at work
about once a month.

>>714348950
congrats on the win
#tigerblood

>>714346572
>4chan /b
you are clearly lieing. the best b tards can do it cum in girls chinese food

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came in roommates slippers, heels, sandals, flip flops, sneakers, boots, basically anything. she left four pairs of shoes when she moved out including the slippers i came the most on so maybe she knew what was up? same goes for finding any girls shower sandals or other footwear while in a locked bathroom. if i ever find dirty socks that i can steal i do. if i can ever find a reason for a girl to kick me or walk on my back or let me rub her feet or help her with her shoes or let me smell her feet or any other foot shit, i do. people definitely know what's up to some extent, just gonna keep at it till i fuck up.

pic somewhat related. long distance domme, tells me how much and when to cum in some girls footwear.

>>714341601
>be me
>be in HS
>hot cousin is my grade
>perfect ass pefect body
>fantasize about fucking her
>wish she wasn't my cousin so I could fuck her
>(its okay in alabama but im not from there)
>stare at her ass when I can
>instant diamonds

>>714349801
buddy - someone posted this pic yesterday
what a lying liar
this is /b/, we don't lie to each other around here

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>>714354184
Probably. Depends on who though but I could probably convince her into doing one.

>>714358885
>>714359509
>>714359520

>>714361238
MOAR wow what an ass

>>714362493
moar

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>>714341601
>muh white privilege

You honkies can't even get away with killing your own children anymore.

>this honky nigger is getting a life sentence for murdering his son after leaving him in a hot car to die

HOT DAMN!!
>pun intended

U made wyte boi?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/12/05/us/justin-ross-harris-sentence/

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/11/15/verdict-georgia-man-deliberately-killed-son-left-in-hot-car.html


By the way, FUCK that dead white boy, and fuck his dad who killed him and who will be sodomized in prison, and most importantly, fuck that dad's whole genetic line. Justice is served. But not the full extant of the justice is served yet, not quite yet...Yet...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oDK6_T-rk8

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>>714366008
Like I said, FUCK that little dead white boy. The little shit would have been a /pol/ poster, fuck that little dead turd.

>>714366100
Yeah, fuck that little dead blonde haired, blue eyed turd. One less of you means the fucking WORLD to me and every one of us. Even better when you kill your own.

bamp

bimp

bomp

bemp

That's how little we think of you, just to show you from how little we think of your dead little turds.
-Kanye

>>714341601
SOCIOPATH DETECTED!

>>714365445
thats normal as fuck dude

>>714346180
you SCOUNDREL

>>714341601
SOCIOPATH FBI YOU THERE?

>>714366008
>>714366100
>>714366346
>>714366399
>>714366426
>>714366460
>>714366483
>>714366525
>>714366624
I posted all these posted these posts.

I dedicated this song to you other dead turds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSt2165qEYg
-sincerely, Kanye West, Yeezus

>>714351117
That's it? Cum on mofo, tell the rest.

>>714365837
Dude, you need to tell/show more.

At least greentext the first time you came inside her.

>>714349257
yes
my man

>>714341601
This girl I know has stuck her phlegm in my mouth a couple times when we've gotten drunk together as like a drunken joke thing. First time it hapened, realised I found it kinda hot.

Recently in addition to feeding me a bit she coughed up this MASSIVE wad of the stuff into a bottle. When she was peeing I drank it right outta there, also found where she'd wiped a few other bits and ate them.

Anytime i mention this on /b/ nobody thinks it weird. Idgi.

AMA I guess.

>>714367072
You stupid turd, don't you realize I posted this thread in order for you to focus on this, you stupid melanin-lacking turd...
See:
>>714366008
>>714366100
>>714366346
>I'm gonna still fuck with you


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSt2165qEYg

>>714344490
(not op) where I live you have to go through cources and exams to be a lifeguard

>>714344490
(not op) where I live you have to go through courses and exams to be a lifeguard

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>>714367428
>>714367460
Retard.
See:
>>714366008
>>714366100
>>714366346
>>714366884
>>714367223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSt2165qEYg

>>714343630
I didn't think my nightmares could get any worse

This one time at band camp i dared a girl to stick a flute up her snatch. We went off in the woods and i helped her reach flutey orgasm.

>>714344258
Does she not kinda look like the Grinch?

>>714343942
can u post some ass/pussy/neked/body shots

>>714351682
¿No es la UABC?

/leftypol/, take my example and be creative. They hate this, it's 100% effective.


See:
>>714366008
>>714366100
>>714366346
>>714366884
>>714367223
>>714367662


It's 100% effective. They only talk in groups and they're cowards. Use what I've just shown you. This is war.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oDK6_T-rk8

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>>714346681
I know that feel

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>>714341601
>be me
>old fag
>real old fag
>back in the 90''s I was a Gym teacher at a local high school while I was finishing college
>Desert storm vet
>GI bill paying for local college
>anyway always creeped on the girls
>purposely found ways to catch glances etc.
>In one of the best moments of my life I even fucked a ** year old girl after school
>she clearly had a crush on me
>the affair carried on for several months.
>Met my fiance at college
>now wife has no Idea i was banging a teenager at work for the first few months of our relationship

dont regret a thing.

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>>714365882

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>>714366004
same girl

>>714368734
keep it going

>>714365837
Please sir, i'd like some moar.

>>714346189
Holy shit, fucking Savage!!!
TEACH ME YOUR WAYS!!!

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>>714351682
I'm fucking Alicia too.

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>>714369090

>>714368962
my god, I'm in love

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>>714369128

>>714346811
Kek

>>714341601
>I watch them happily eating my spunk
Because that's the only way you'll ever get your seed into any woman, ever.

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>>714369212

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>>714365882

>>714369177
>>714369128
>>714369090
post more webms and pussy pics pls

I use to hang with my friend at his house in the basement. Played games and shit.

One day I see his sister 16 year old come down to do her laundry. It was still being used so she just left it and would come back when the first load was done. After a while my friend needed to use the bathroom. Left me alone downstairs. Saw that there was a thong in the basket through one of the holes. Grab it put it in my pocket. Go women rub my dick all over it and cum.

I dont think she ever found out. Happened years ago. Still get invited,

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>be me
>25 year old female who thinks it's hot to talk to strangers on the internet.
>want people to tell me they want to cum on my tits
>afraid to attract creeper. Don't know what to do.
>troll /b rubbing clit to this poor thread. Git good please
>here's the obligatory titties.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oDK6_T-rk8

Keep pretending like you're not reading what I'm saying you little wannabe white nationalists. Pussy ass cowards. I love that.

>>714369359
not women
ment to say home.

>>714369406
>here's the obligatory titties.
>no timestamp

clearly still b8ing

>>714368962
Hey, are you part of the Volusia school system, down in FL?

>>714345058
When he finds out he's gonna murder you you know.

Listened to my roommate fuck his gf through the wall. Came all over the floor, then licked it up.

>>714369406
I want to see more of your tits, but I'd cum on them.

>>714357012
shes single would it be a good idea to try a bang her?

>>714341601
Whenever i'd get horny and my gf was too tired or lazy I'd pull her pants/panties down and sniff her asshole while jerking off

>>714369406
Need the actual tits and timestamp and you will recieve said comments

>>714369668
hey buddy stop looking this is /b

>>714369636
Reverse search it. Lmao. You won't find it.

>>714349257

Nah i did all that plus

Jerked in a public walking behind 2 girls in yoga pants.

jerked it in gym's family changing room, came all over the soap dispenser.

jerked it on a pair of a 17 year old's panties, folded placed back in drawer.

jerked in a girls shampoo

jerked in my car.

jerked it on a girls ass on a crowded bus.

>>714369846
>thank you. I'll get another picture ready. Take a photo of your jizz on my tits.

>>714370384
Then put a timestamp on it if it is real dumb roastie

>>714370384
whats your point? crop any pic and you can't reverse search it anymore

>>714370494
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>714341601
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>714343630
omg how many fucking times have i heard this story here, be more original faggot.
And i might have belived it.

>>714370785
Are we really still doing this, haven't been on this board in a while.

>>714371027
>implying that there has never been a true story posted here
Did you find the rules on reddit or something and decide today was the day you were going to check out the chan?

>>714369406
lol same but at least I have a vibrator

>>714366008
>>714366100
>>714366346
Read this posts. This is real hate. Do you understand? This person hates all of you deeply. And the significance is in the intention and that should mean something to you even if nothing means nothing to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oDK6_T-rk8

I and my wife raped our 13 year old daughter enough that she started to like it, when she got pregnant and started to lactate we'd suck her tits dry. I have this fantasy that we'll be able to bring her daughter/son in with us someday

>>714372670
coolio

>be me
>17
>horny as fuck and pretty decent body 8/10
>Decide to tell my aunt with a fat ass to come workout with me
>She's a 41 year old MILF
>After the workout she talks about how hungry it left her
>Nowsmychance.jpg
>Tell her about vanilla protein shake i take after my training session
>Wait for perfect chance for her to come pick me up at my house next day
>Tell her I made a protein shake she could take
>Jerk furiously to all the creeps i took of her before she gets to my house
>Release my babies inside of her protein shake
>Watch as she asks drinks my spunk
>Literally slimy as fuck and she doesnt even question why
>Hours worth of creep vids of her drinking my spunk

Honestly feel bad now that I think of it but it's still pretty funny

>>714372670
Got any pizza

>>714373098
damn

>>714367172
phlegm like snot phlegm?

>>714341601
sauce
moar
please
:3

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i fap to my cousin. i live in california.

>Be me a few years ago.
>17 year old beta faggot.
>Been friends with a petite thicc qt3.14 since we were little kids.
>It's summertime, probably early August or some shit.
>Hanging out at her house playing Halo.
>Because of the heat and humidity we're stripped down. I have my shirt off, she is just wearing a spaghetti strap half-shirt tank top thingy. (Hard to explain, it's kind of like a yoga top that exposed the belly)
>Literally have the perfect angle to see sweat go over her collar bone and roll over one of her huge breasts.
>Nobody else home at the time.
>I offer to get us a snack, baby carrots and ranch
>Go upstairs to make the snack.
>I have a semi chub, decide to quickly jerk it in her upstairs bathroom.
>Get an evil idea, I bring the little dish I was going to have the ranch in with me.
>Jerk off the biggest wad of my life in anticipation of what I was about to do.
>Fill the rest of it with ranch and mix well
>Bring it back downstairs and watch her eat it.
>some of it dripped on her tits too.
>Cock became diamonds, managed to hide it.
>She said that she thought the ranch had gone bad, so she threw it out later.

It's been 5 years now and she has a boyfriend and joined the Navy. I had my cum in her years before he ever did.

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>>714368418

Jacked off in a phone booth at 3am once while on a run at 14. Ex sent titty pics and yea. Also jacked off in the car under a blanket with my family at 15. They never found out.

>>714373742
Yes indeed.

>>714369090
More please anon

>>714348950
Didn't you ever stop and wonder if she did anything to your scotch?

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>>714369803
You had me... And then you lost me.

>be me
>at airport waiting for flight @ 4am
>get sisters email bc I know her login
>sign into it on Google photos
>all pics she had on the cloud sync
>see all her nudes
>go to bathroom
>fap so hard my dick nearly falls off
>came like a fountain that day

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Stole my little sisters panties when I wasn't home from college. Lots of faps

>>714378038
Post nudes

>>714378038
Holy shit, moar

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>>714378038
I don't have any nudes with me. But I did find some a while back when I was looking around on her phone. Didn't send them to myself

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>>714377076

http://www.strawpoll.me/11817728

?????

>>714369406
Want you bouncing on my hard cock and calling me daddy

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>>714341601
ive been into my girlfriends cousin shampoo bottle for months now. its probs 50/50 mix by now. pic sorta related. her doppleganger

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>>714343630

>>714374337
>thicc qt3.14
From the use of that terminology I can tell that you are fucking pathetic and will never get laid.

>>714344701
>>714345005

(You)re gay

>>714379499
lol that pic goes with all these loser asses jerking off and feeding it to people.

>>714352967
being this new

>>714361238
>I'm a male cheerleader
in other words a homosexual

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Ok, I'm done with this thread. I'll leave you with this.

Roko's basilisk


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oDK6_T-rk8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEzzPgucvQ8
...God told me that I'm wavey, God told me that I'm cold
It's like mans got dreams like sleeping, I can never let that go
Now I bring light to the darkness, God said thou shall blow
God said thou shall blow, God said thou shall blow...

>lurk girls I know on tumblr
>see one that is very sexually expressive
>reblogs a bunch of porn
>posts dirty text posts
>posts photo of bf's dick in mouth
>notice she has a bit of bisexual in her
>get idea
>create fake girl profile
>like and reblog a bunch of her pics
>reblog a bikini pic of her and commenting how sexy she is
>send her a dm saying how i wish i had a body like hers
>she writes back "im sure you look good, mind if i see a pic of you?"
>JACK-FUCKING-POT
>continue?

>>714365837
ITT: virgin autist newfags gushing over ancient photos of anon's "ex"

niggers

>>714366008
As Europeans, we are, uniquely, at the center of history. We are, as Hegel recognized, the concept of world history. No one will honor us for losing gracefully. No one mourns the great crimes committed against us. For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun lies the potential for greatness.

That is the great struggle we are called to. We were not meant to live in shame and weakness and disgrace. We were not meant to beg for moral validation from some of the most despicable creatures to pollute the soil of this planet. We were meant to overcome--overcome all of it. Because that’s natural for us.

Because for us, as Europeans, it’s only normal again, when we are great again.

Hail Trump. Hail our people. Hail victory.

88

>>714351894
why does every pedophile feel the need to wrestle with young girls? My sister always has friends over and they don't want to wrestle. tf

>>714381059
b8

>>714371638
>implying implications were implied

>>714351682
there is no "safe" day.

not 100%... lol

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>>714366008
>>714366100
>>714372185


put some nigger in your nigger so you can nigger while you nigger

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>>714381231
sperglord

>>714378886
being this autistic newfag