What brought you to 4chan? Nobody just stumbles upon this shithole,

>>714325731
pretty much since its birth give or take a few weeks most of you probably dont even know what ytmnd is

>>714325731
>the fappening

am i oldfag now?

Newfagged here for funny memes

>>714325731
My friends referenced it a lot and I was curious

Somewhere around a year. I hear b/ isn't anything like what it used to me. Which makes me a little sad, but on the other hand, I don't waste a lot of time here

>>714325731
Motivational pics, when they were still a thing, must've been 2005. One was a thread screenshot, so i googled 4chan and lost my life here.

>>714325731
cakes

>>714325907
I wish you willy waving oldfags would gtfo. Hurr durr I been here longer than you m8. It's not an achievement to be here for so long, it's a fucking embarrassment. All the proper oldfags are long gone now so don't even pretend you've been here since the beginning.

/b/ is for the newfags now faggot.

Now GTFO my /b/!

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>>714325731
i had questions. questions that need answering !

10 years, heard about it through the original battle toads prank calls

>>714325731

potholders

>>714325731
couple years

>>714325731
ytmnd

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>>714326456

>>714326456
moot sacrificed himself for your sins you ungracious little cunt.

Since 07 because a friend showed it to me. No idea where he heard about it.

Since late 2006

>>714326600
*ungrateful

Friend. 4 years

2013

i been here since 1997 m8s

>>714325731
i hate everything and thegamerfrommar. The videos made the webite look hilarious. And I pepped a little bit and then I got used to the website

>>714326706
...thanks mang

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being depressed brings me here

>>714326873
>being here makes me depressed

been here since 2006, friend showed it to me

cant really say its addicting since quality has gone down a lot. nowdays 4chan just feels like an angsty autistic version of reddit

>>714325731

When i was still in highschool i use to hear whispers of a dark and scary place with hackers and CP called 4chan. Naturally i stayed away because i didn't want anything to do with that nonsense. But a couple years after highschool one of my WoW buddies started linking me these funny things called 'rage comics'. At the time they were the shit and drew me into this place, before it became 90% traps and furry stuff. And basically i went through the basic steps most 4chinners go through, start as purely a btard and enjoy the new and exciting memes for a while, then move over to /v/ and eventually dabble a bit into every board. So i've been around for about 7 or so years now and of course developed tons of new fetishes along the way. Despite this place being pretty shitty, it's the kind of shitty i can't imagine living without anymore. It fills the void in my shallow life i guess.

>>714325731
I was at friends place playing Diablo 2 and he showed me this site. This was 6 or 7 years ago. I'm on my 3rd 4 Chan Pass. If I could go back, I wouldn't have wasted so much time in this shut hole.

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>>714325731
i like to challenge peoples insecurities since im so good at it.,
pic related.

we all have that one fucked up friend who shows us 4chan, most of us leave, some of us don't

I have a normal life, good job, married to qt who cooks all day for me, educated, this place is by far the worst part of me. Been here since 2009.

>>714327242
>It fills the void in my shallow life i guess.

My bf convinced me to post in chub threads when soc was new. I had heard of 4chan before but had never really checked it out before that. Now I visit a lot of boards frequently.

Pretty much just here for the trap threads.

5 years.
I had heard about this place before from friends.
le oldfag queers who need to take a fucking gasoline bath.
It wasn't until I hit rock bottom and lost all of my friends that I started going on ebaums everyday and would laugh at the comments.
Then people started breaking rules 1&2 and I found out about the Jessi Slaughter debacle so decided to check it out.
A lot of people whine and cry that 4chan ruined their lives and they might have accomplished something in all of the years they wasted here.
Bullshit. I've read thousands of comments on here and can tell just from the ignorant, retarded bullshit you people actually believe, that you wouldn't have been jack diddly shit.
Besides, everyone these days are retreating into their internet bubbles. Whether if it's 4chan, reddit, tumblr or facebook.
I both love and hate this place and hate to see it's devolving exactly what I said it would several years ago when they started purging cp and gore off of /b/.
Now I see faggot shills under the guise of "no fap" trying to push porn off of the website to make it more palatable to the masses so they can hock their shit.
Also, /pol/'s a bunch of retarded fucking faggots.

>>714327388
edgy

heard it mentioned on Stile Project Forum.that place was full of liberal faggots.

>>714325731

About 7 years. I was there when there was still fresh memes being created everyday, and the YLYL threads were free of the banana plague.

9 or 10 years ago, I was just some kid looking for porn.

Now I'm a young adult looking for porn.

>>714328034
>I was just some kid looking for porn.

I was just looking for kid porn

fixt.

>>714328034
>I was just some kid looking for adult porn
>now I'm an adult looking for kid porn

>>714328252
>i was just a porn looking for some adult kid

>>714325731
be at rbc college. be "eccentric". commune with "weird" people.
>gal:"you know what ytmnd is?"
>me: no
>gal: check this out
>i see /b/

mind 404'd

>>714328456
c. 2008

8-9 years or so iirc, and I did stumble upon 4chan by "chance". I had some interesting conversations, and met pretty amazing people back in the days (also porn and fun). Now I'm here because of habits I would assume.

Ten years now
I was there when the game ended.
Participated in a few DDoS attacks on pedo sites. I miss those threads.
I mostly lurk here, pol, and tg
I have a one year old son now.
I hope he never becomes a /b/tard. This website turned me into a shit

I actually stumbles upon it 2 months ago

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>>714326873
You come here cause you love me, you wouldn't be on here all night if you didnt

Been here since about a year ago, so i'm practically a newfag for the matter. But i've always wandered if there was that much repost back then, anyone may answer?

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>>714325731
Friend showed me it around 08/09 we used to browse it together, now I'm trapped here because reasons

>>714329125

Also came here because of shit like the spoon, and the rocks. And for cicada

>>714325731
Started browsing in 2006...oh God, I've been here 10 fucking years?

A navy buddy of mine showed me the site and I started lurking immediately. Since then, I've gotten married, had 2 kids, good job etc. My wife hates 4chan but I don't care, I still lurk(mostly on /pol/)

/b/ isn't nearly as good as it used to be. There would be 4 or 5 epic breads a week, now it's like 1 a month, but I'm OK with that.

4chan will always hold a special place in my heart. I miss Moot though :(

I fucked a toilet, that led to googling wtf i just did, found this place, date +- april 2007

>>714327034
This. 04

>>714329345
how the fuck do you fuck a fucking toilet?

2 weeks yo

Came looking for porn, around 2 years ago. Stayed because laughing at all the miserable autists makes me feel better about myself

>>714325731
working w/ chan since 7 years.

>>714329434
get out while you still can

>>714329410
I got bored of using my hands

Since 08
From a girl who used to be my best friend ( also i had 11 years then )

>>714328855
>Participated in a few DDoS attacks on pedo sites. I miss those threads.

you poor bastard, you fell to the mainstream propaganda that brainwashed you and distracted you when we were actualy exposing what really mattered, now all these dumb fucks cant see past the word "pedo" without getting triggered or are either too afraid because they would look like a sympathiser, to be able to see just how much people are being fucked over by the elites, why do you think so many "cool hacker" t.v shows were made.. simply to distract fucking morons who didnt have a clue and had zero mental defence against it.

>>714329565
No, I mean physically, how?

Been here sense 2010. Inb4 cancer,newfag. 6 fucking years on this shithole. If you've been browsing longer than that and considered an oldfag I really dont know why thats an accomplishmeny. But yeah. This site is addicting for some reason. Dont remember how I got here. Probably someone telling me I could get "haxxed if I just surf on here" Curiosity got the best of me. Stupid right?

>>714325731
Fried showed me this site when we were 15 or 16, this was around late 2006-2007

>>714329643
Get on knees open lid place dick close lid fuck it, maybe apply a little pressure for arousal

>>714326456
get a load of this little shirt lifter

My friends on normiebook kept saying shit like "thanks /b/ro's" and "newfag" a long time ago, they were so proud of themselves because no one knew what they were talking about, now that I look back at it that was some cringey shit they did

I was curious and had to look that shit up, I regret it.

my brother told me about >>>/wsg/, then i wanted ti see what b is about. i stayed.

Honestly can't remember how I found this place but it might have been Jessica Slaughter

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your mom

>>714330104
wheres the beef?

Transplant from SA way too many years ago.

runescape botting

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>>714325731
since about 2007, when I was 12 years old. Older brother's friend showed me /b/.

I was 12 and what was this.

>>71432573
Im pretty much newfag. I used to think that 4chan was some kind of secret website and ultimately my interest peaked me enough to check it out. And MOST of the people here are pretty nice and down to earth. I avoid /pol/ though

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saw my moms history, she was browsing /HM/.

Screenshots of greentext stories. I started lurking October last year.

>>714325731
Newfag here. Got sick and tired of "reddit XD" and imgur is a circlejerk. At least, a bigger circlejerk than here. Tumblr...you know what's wrong with Tumblr. Been here for 5 months and don't regret a thing.

>>714327242
Are you me?