Waifu claiming thread
Copypasta rules:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>naps are NOT a good idea
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Sameji claim'd
Claiming Felix
claiming this sexy bitch again
best gem claimed
>>714275338
is this the name of the anime actually?
still here
>>714273804
nope, it's an auto, but he got it for like $2000, the guy was moving states and didn't wanna take it with him or something, so i can't blame him for picking it up
>>714275794
FLCL is the anime
>>714275871
Hi again dude.
What do you do for fun anyway? Besides posting here I mean.
Still an hour left before I go dumpster diving.
I'm watching Spartacus on Netflix while my bitches rest beside me.
Man my life is getting better and better. I never would have dreamed it would ever become bearable when I was a kid. Funny how things chance so drastically.
>>714276142
>>714276142
play games normally
>>714276308
Jealousy?
>>714276313
Yeah, I remember you said you played world of warcraft. When you get around to age of empires add me on steam or something. Just keep in mind my main strategy is joke tactics.
Monk rush, petard rush, scout rush, that sort of thing.
claimed
>>714276450
it doesnt seem like something id get too into
It seems a lot of people have gone to bed.
>>714276739
I see. You're more into rpgs then?
>>714276828
I already own 3 different versions of that game why buy another one
Claimed.
>>714276981
I play aoe 2 mainly. Age of empires 3 is not considered a true sequel by most. Not even made by ensemble studios. It sucks ass.
>>714277130
no i mean as in the style. Between civ starcraft and total war I can play about the same game if i feel the need. sure they specifics are different but those other games will suffice
>>714276678
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Cunt.
>>714277361
Well what's your favorite game then? Besides WoW? I hate monthly subscriptions.
>>714277568
WoW isnt my favorite but I bounce from time sink to time sink. I am enjoying the witcher 3 but that is slow work for me. I play Overwatch and World of Tanks regularly
mine
>>714275980
should have known that I guess
>>714276678
cool picture
>>714277793
I loved world of tanks when I was younger but my computer isn't as good now as it was when I was younger.
How's the witcher 3? Is it like Skyrim or something? What about Overwatch?
>>714277912
it's not terribly popular
i'm heading to bed, g'night to anyone who's around still
>>714278102
g'night
>>714278102
Good night buddy. See you in another thread soon hopefully.
Long time, /waifu/! YOUR MAIN CHARACTER IS HERE!
>>714278100
Ive played over 2000 battles currently. Its combat is closer to dark souls rather than skyrim. it has enough differences to be interesting like a bigger focus on story and world. Its good to get lost in. Overwatch is your teambased shooter with heroes that have different abilities much like tf2 but there isnt items so I like it more
>>714278398
havent seen you in a while
>>714278614
Hey there, Tomoko! How have you been?
>>714277451
suzuha a cute too
>>714278614
Oh that sounds interesting. My computer can't handle Dark Souls (newer ones) but it can barely handle Skyrim. I'm trying to get another computer soon enough.
>TF2 without stupidass items
Count me in. Is it free to play? I hope there's more weapon options.
>>714278684
I prefer staying in denial
>>714278398
>>714278759
>>714278932
1 off
kill me
>>714278759
the same as ever. yourself?
>>714278857
an upgrade sounds nice. no its 40 bucks. each hero has their own weapon. all of them seem to work well with their kits
>>714278684
Who posts this every thread?
>>714279084
people with nothing better to do
>>714279012
why the long face
>>714278857
>>714279060
overwatch blows imo. The skill it takes is fairly low. i got to rank 77 when the game came out but quickly went back to LoL because i felt the skill cap on SOME champions (winston, mercy lucio) kinda ruins the game competitively. from a solo standpoint.
>>714279084
That autist called Mai
>>714278857
why is your waifu a dog? how did it start?
>>714279246
I see. I want to try some free to plays that are of some merit at least.
Downloading star trek online. Seems interesting.
>>714279060
I see. I might check it out when I get a better computer and some spare cash.
>>714279423
I have 4 doggy girlfriends.
>>714278999
ha
>>714279246
i have no clue what season 1 ranking means as it was nonsensical but i think that was around plat-diamond. I cant stand playing LoL anymore with the new jungle changes and everything else it gives me a headache. Winston isnt worth running because he cant stand the dmg now mercy is ok but the ult changes really helped along with ana. lucio needs to be changed as they weakened him but he is still a must pick for any team. sorry for the rant
>>714279526
do what you will its your money
>>714279201
I think I failed my analysis exam
>>714279891
Why's that dude.
Anyway I'm about to go dumpster diving real quick. Won't be long btu I hope this thread survives until then. Later for now.
>>714280211
I didn't even finish it.
Good luck.
>>714279891
Shoot.. well take a break or something man it's not the end of the earth ):
>>714279573
77 was like top 100. i say i was rank 77 but that was my peak ;( i heard korea just beats every team anyways.
>>714280670
Its just like League dont worry
>>714280531
Yeah you're right. I'm just really bummed. I may have to retake the course.
I don't think I'm familiar with your waifu, but she is very cute
>>714279573
also did u play wow arena? or pve fag.
>>714280768
im a noob just started about 2 weeks ago so i was just doing a normal server.
Hey guys
Alice2 claimed.
god I want to stand her up on my cock
>>714278398
Plus chan!!!!
>>714279510
Hello again ryuoko
>>714279573
Hey tomo arigato mr roboto
>>714281947
Lewd
Clain
>>714280761
Thanks
>>714282069
hm?
>>714282174
I jusy used your name to make a music pun
>>714282234
i didnt like it
>>714282069
Is lewd bad?
>naps are NOT a good idea
I don't approve of this thread
>>714282568
Well sorry i guess
...hugs
>>714282572
Depends on who you ask
>me, no
>>714282765
Never enough lewd
>non lewd fags gtfo
>>714282584
well they are right
>>714282765
thanks and i didnt like that either
>>714282883
True but they won't understand
>>714282892
Well i dont know how to please you
>>714275338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLjDWyBbasc
Found a pic of the shit poster
>>714282982
I'll hug you
>>714282982
dont worry no one does
>>714277897
You have triggered my screech of autism.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Back the fuck off, mate!
>>714283259
Thanj you but it doesn't solve my tomo problem
>>714283292
Well i meam tomo does doesnt she?
>>714275338
Toudou Touka from Rakudai/Chivalry of a Failed Knight, hands down
>>714283356
The beginning of my waifu's name is tomo though
>>714283387
If you're not posting pictures you're not claiming.
>>714283356
well she does but she doesnt have to know how
>>714283419
Whut? I never said it was
>>714283562
Yes she does shes your waifu. It's a requirement.
>>714283419
-want to go balls deep on me?-
>>714283460
Toudou Touka
>>714283630
no its not she is perfect and does it naturally without knowing
>>714283808
But if she does it then she knows m8.
>>714283705
now thats a claim
>>714283846
>and thats a cutie
>>714283630
No but i did
>>714283650
*No*
>>714283839
i guess we will disagree
>>714283898
-why not?-
>>714284070
I guess
Goodnight, m8s its sleepy time
>>714284070
why didnt tomoko know the starbucks sizes?
>>714284282
who cares? it will always be small medium and large
>>714284465
idk mate maybe shes like retarded? she definitely has some severe case of autism(its a scale). Her inabilty to have a normal conversation with strangers proves this. NO bm jsut saying ur waifu has autism.
I am here briefly
>>714284634
yeah some sort of personality disorder but all sorts of people have that. doesnt mean she cant get past it and she is managing with strangers a lot better of late
>>714284527
.////.
>>714284944
>all sorts
its hard to get past that level of autism. But if u would be willing to help then good for you. I personally would never go that far for her.
>>714284869
Put that away, bitch
>>714284998
You what?
all posts below this line are now comfy
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>>714285242
Make me
>>714285216
anything fixes with time except chronic injuries and well aging but lets not count those.
>>714285568
ok
>>714285579
your waifu is really not good looking.
>>714285695
>>714285568
isnt our waifu for like meta fags? like unoriginal? just what ive heard. Like the old rem as it were.
>>714285736
mine is better
>>714285693
tell that to my depression
>>714285841
so? I know that I like her and thats what matters to me.
>>714286028
oh sorry didnt mean to reply to you. was speaking to holo fag. tomoko could never even come close to rem. they r polar oppisites
>>714286024
maybe you just havent waited long enough
>>714286154
ahh ok
Minatsuki is claimed. Doesn't get any more psychotic than a legit Yangire.
Hello everyone I'm back.
Hope the thread hasn't gone too crazy without me here.
I am not about $500+ richer in food. Great haul tonight. Couldn't take all of it. Drove back home with an SUV full of stuff from just 2 dumpsters filled to the brim with clean food. Some still frozen.
>>714286577
Can you stop posting furry pics?
>>714286154
holofag here
my reply would just about be the same i guess
i just like her.
>>714286609
>implying feral is the same as furry
>>714286664
>>714286664
well like my waifu is from very a shit anime but like sometimes there are diamonds in the rough.
I feel like other than taht literal dog(bitch) i am the only one here with an original waifu. SAD!
>>714286716
My dogs went fucking crazy as I went through the door with 8ish entire boxes filled with food.
Basmati rice, oranges, bread, tons of soda and energy drinks, coffee, chocolates, pasta, milk, cookies, cereal, yogurt, random electronics, drapes and curtains. Holy shit so much stuff. Spent around $3 worth in gas.
I chuckled when I saw a box full of scented garbage bags inside one of the dumpsters. Funny.
>>714286875
It's crazy what some people throw out, no? Perfectly usable food.
>>714275338
whats a naps?
also i claim my husband he is real doh...guess im not loser enough to play...
>>714286809
but he is a guy so wouldnt he be a husbando and originality doesnt matter when you actually like something.
>>714286809
Trapfu is back c:
>>714286817
Bawww
>>714286809
i don't recognize her at all. then again i don't watch anime terribly frequently so i'm not aware of a lot of less popular shows
oh also, rem/ram fags can off themselves tbh
>>714286979
>>714286991
my waifu is a guy? damn just looked it up u were right.
welp turns out im gay apparently.
>>714286809
>picking your waifu based on popularity
come on now
>>714286991
baw
>>714287009
ye i wouldn't expect much from a meta fag tbh m8.
>>714287067
u r really cringy dude. Ur also a meta fag. lots of meta fags on tonight.
Good morning everyone
>>714287043
thats fine. anime has a way of making guys seem cute
>>714286927
Yeah, even found some fresh meat which I will cook shortly. Still bright red. Normally unable to take that stuff but thankfully it snowed yesterday and the meat was on the top of the pile. I wouldn't take meat from the bottom of the pile.
There was so much fucking stuff that I couldn't get to the bottom layer. I took mostly from the top of the pile. And it still filled my SUV. This stuff can last for months, but I'm gonna go again tomorrow to a couple different dumpsters. Thousands of dollars of food a week.
I might even start a youtube for this. Who knows, maybe this will make me rich off of ad revenue. I need a better camera.
>>714286979
You're still here? Don't you ever sleep dude?
Thanks for your game recommendations by the way.
>>714286809
We are both rather original. But I can't have just one wife. I need at least four, will be adding more in the near future.
Can't wait to pound that hot dobie pussy. Pic very very related.
>>714287147
Cringy by your standards. I literally don't care about the meta or that garbage, I pick what I like.
>>714287171
Heyo, I figured it out.
>>714286809
>>714286979
>>714287043
I had a good chuckle
>>714287215
Figured out what?
I win.
You guys are faggots.
>>714286817
Ohayou Karen
>>714287215
What is "meta" anyway?
>>714287043
Why are so many people gay these days?
>>714287270
Megalomania.
>>714287067
Dude didn't even Know his wife was a guy tf I just the original poster back
>>714287171
Morning
Claiming crystal
>>714287098
very unwarranted
you almost hurt my feelings!
>>714287171
chara
>>714287213
everybody says that i just sleep when they arent here. pointless you cant run them right now anyways.
>>714287270
of course you find it funny
>>714287333
nice
>>714287319
WELL WELL WELL, IT SEEMS LIKE WAIFU FAGS AREN'T THAT DUMB AFTER ALL
>>714287325
>>714287325
good morning, how are you?
>>714287363
smug, why wouldn't I find it funny?
>>714287409
Very good this morning nice and cozy wbu paatnah
>>714287213
Sounds like a good haul, why do you grab them from the dumpster instead of buying them? No money or just saving?
You could be like that guy in the suit that does reports, except with dumpsters. I'd watch it, honestly.
>>714287303
Feeling better?
>>714287409
Kek, took a bit but I randomly remembered while listening to some UT tracks.
>>714287333
Hello, who's crystal?
>>714287325
same
>>714287304
I think just the most popular waifus, like Rem is meta, Megumin was meta. People picking their waifus based on how popular they are.
>>714287215
meta faggot dude fuck you no way around it.
>>714287270
ye seeing people embarrassed is very funny,
>>714287304
idk trap threads?
>>714287325
dont my fault he looked like a chick right? Hes totally hot dude.
>>714287350
i wish i would have.
META FAGS GTFO
>>714287409
How did that waifu steal your heart?
>>714287409
well im saying it doesnt surprise me you find it funny given well chara
>>714287572
why does tomoko have shit under her eyes? i met someone irl who as this. wtf is it?
>>714287529
Eh, not really. How are you doing this afternoon
>>714287555
I just like misunderstood persons in general.
>>714287483
Same here. Woke up, fed cats, ate breakfast, now chilling
>>714287572
of course. Traps are my forte!
>>714287546
you're embarassed about your husbando? You don't love him enough!
>>714287529
So it was mere coincidence, welp, gotta think of something new then
>>714287657
It's called bags under your eyes. When you don't sleep enough or well enough you get those
>>714287666
Last set of classes is tomorrow, then I have one class the day after and I'm done for this semester, then just finals left.
Yourself? What's up?
>>714287546
Yeah I guess bro get yourself a waifu real quick holmes :P
>>714287529
It's a lost cause Karen we can't expect these casual posters to understand
>>714287657
for tomoko its bags for the person you met i dont know of anything actually under their eyes besides bags
>>714287713
i dont know if thats something to be an expert in
>>714287713
Then do you like Seryuu?
>>714287713
i would my fun of your waifu but im not sure what im looking at. something disgusting tho.
>>714287724
I am going to school. I have classes for another 2 weeks or so. Something like that.
Only one exam though
>>714287750
Claiming Azuma Tokaku
>>714287546
still here
>>714287794
hey ur waifu is thick which is kinda gross but should i go to school? or should i get a job which one would you recommend?
>>714287768
There Pokémon world tournaments.
There are experts for Pokémon, their moves, their stats and their weakness
So... yes, I am sure that you can be an expert in something as minor as this too!
>>714287776
Yes, I do. Probably Borderline! Funny to watch
>>714287790
Only newfags care about other peoples waifu
>>714287768
This guy from chappie reminded me of you, kek.
>>714287893
Anyone most special to you then?
>>714287713
Good times I'm just on the come down of an acid trip
>>714287805
What's up
>>714287893
thx for responding to me. jsut proves u actually are but hurt. lul its in the rules insulting people's waifus. or w/e that shit is.
>>714287855
Do whatever you want. I'm doing one and not the other so my opinion should be obvious
>thick
What the fuck did this even mean
>>714287893
i mean i guess but im sure most people be fine with pokemon traps not so much
>>714287921
never saw chappie. didnt seem that interesting and in that case anyone drinking out of mug will remind you of me so remember that until the day you die
>>714287939
Not sure. Do you mean my waifu or someone i know irl?
>>714287967
>Makes conversation
>lol ur butthurt
I'm not really butthurt, I'm just having my fun anon.
How come you decided to visit this thread?
>>714288022
Hmm, I guess you have a point there. Well, no idea then.
>>714287983
wow thats sad. Dont ask me what i want because i dont know. Tell me what YOU think I should do.
People keep telling me i have to but i actually really didnt like highschool. missed like over like 90 days in a year.
>>714288107
to shit talk other people's waifu, or w/e the fuck taht thing is. and to claim mine. literally why this thread was created. NEXT!
>>714287363
Nonetheless, thanks for the suggestions.
You're a cool dude. I like seeing you in these threads.
>>714287529
Honestly, I used to look down on dumpster diving like most people do. But I did for the first time when I lost my job and someone suggested doing it to save money.
I was absolutely astonished at how much money I got out of it. The sheer bounty of food was incredible. $500+ per NIGHT is not uncommon, so if I did it 7 days a week, it would be upwards of $3500 a week. I only do it 3-4 days a week now though, so I miss out on some things that are left in the dumpster for too long. Can't take meat that's more than a day old, for example, so it's more money worth to go every day when the food they throw out is still fresh and not compacted under a heavy pile of other food.
That's an interesting idea for branding the youtube channel. Thank you for the idea. All I need is a camera and I'm definitely gonna do a youtube about this. I already found a flashlight in a dumpster which I use for diving now, but I doubt I'll find a camera.
I'm cooking 4 1/3 lb burgers with mushrooms with red onions, and basmati rice with potatoes and asparagus. Lemons for flavor. Everything from the dumpster, even the spices.
My pantry is full so I just keep most of the food in the basement at this point. My god it's incredible how much food I've gotten in a short amount of time.
>>714288112
Go to trade school. It's different than college/university and high demand. I hated high school too
>>714288184
I've been debating whether to become an electrician or a nurse. What would you think is best? All I care about is money, no preference for which is a better career honestly. My preferred career is being at home with my dogs all day.
>>714288107
thats fine you know about other stuff to
>>714288168
ok thanks
>>714288236
Electrician. Most if the money us in blue collar, construction level.
>>714288236
Become a nurse so you can rape all the old men that can't stop you.
How fucking emasculating would that be. Being a straight old dude getting your shit punched in by some fucking neckbeard from 4chan that's too much of a retard to get a real job.
You're pathetic cunt, might as well go with it!
>>714288184
no offence but like isnt trade school for like retards? i was top 10 in my class. INB4
>gpa in HS
but really tho i feel like im wasting not only my life away but my talents as well.
>>714288168
Interesting to know
>>714288236
In that case I'd say become an electrician. As a nurse you can get a bad reputation fast when you're not coming when they need you. And they'll probably need you a lot.
As an electrician... go there, do this, done, go home
Also more money
>>714288269
True enough. I really love psychology classes so far, so I'm sucking that knowledge like a Sponge
>>714288357
What are your talents then?
>>714288384
wasn't talking to you but since u asked, have you ever seen sherlock? the uk version not the shitty na version. Im like Sherlock. My intelligence is like off the charts as it were. all memes aside.
>>714287794
Ah it's just two weeks, I think you'll get through it, just stay strong. You should go get those pills.
>>714288022
Anyone drinking out of a mug with a smug look is going to remind me of you.
>>714287942
Not much yo just hanging out here and playing some shitty games to pass the time, what are you up to?
>>714288168
Damn dude, sounds like you're living the high life. It's amazing what some people can do if they throw away the pride holding them back. Best of luck to you forward.
Someone dumpster diving would certainly be interesting to watch, you'd have my sub. Make sure to drop a link for me if you're ever in here again.
But do you think I can ask you a favor? Maybe pick some anime character to post as, instead of the ferals? I enjoy talking to you but I don't want this kind of thing to be commonplace.
>>714288357
If you think trade school is for retards, you probably shouldn't go back to school at all because you're too narrow minded
>>714288107
Waifu
>>714288484
Listening to Ramirez wishing I could see some friends from my old days actually..
still coming down from my acid trip
>>714288484
I don't like going to the doctor. It's very hard to get to him from where I live, and going to a new doctor either be very difficult for me
>>714288504
welp i didnt mean any disrespect. i have respect for everyone. even the meta fags here.
A eise man once said "the world needs ditch diggers too" there is a place for all of us in this world. No need for life to be a contest. Sorry if u got offended but like tahts why trump won. SWJs like you get triggered off everything.
>>714288384
well i think people pay for that right?
>>714288484
well good
>>714288471
Hmm... then what are you interested in? If you're that intelligent and you can draw logical conclusion I'd say finish high school and then go to college/university. Pick a course you're interested in....
In case of Sherlock I'd try Psychology. You could become a Profiler.
Profiler help the Police by inspecting a crime scene and drawing conclusion about the Offender based on the state the crime scene is in.
Is he a pro?
What was his goal?
He only broke those things- what was his goal when he only broke those things
Was he nervous?
etc. You make a psychological profile of someone you don't know yet fully
>>714288526
Chara so far is the one that comes closest
>>714288652
Not in austria no
>Chara
Get that new thread ready
>>714288600
anyone who goes to teh doctor is either retarded or a glass half empty person. If there is nothing wrong no need to go. Dont waste people's time.
>>714288623
I don't live in the USA, and I go to that school "for retards" as you so kindly put it. It's not sjw butt hurt if you're actually talking about me