I know people post these a million times a day but what's

I'm not a cry baby looking for attention I'm ready to fucking do this... What's the least painful way I've heard death by Tylenol overdose is extremely painful

>>714269724
buy 3 boxes of dulcolax and pop them all, trust me you'll get quick results OP

>>714269724
Knife through the heart.

Not painless and takes massive balls to plunge the knife, but you'd go into shock and bleed out pretty fast. That's how I'd do it personally.

>>714269724
none of that shit will kill you. Lie down in front of a train, it will be scary but over before you know it.

>>714270205
Where are those available? I live on a residence and the closest thing to me is a Macs will they have them?

>>714270366
Does not sound like I'd have the balls to do that tbh bro I just slit my arm and that was hard enough to even do

no over the counter meds, liver failure isnt painless or quick

>>714270412
No trains near me

>>714269724
Why I don't see heroin /thread is all of these is beyond me. It actually feels good before you die.

could always shoot a bundle of dope and just go to sleep

>>714270605
Where do you live the fuckin arctic?

>>714269724
Fucking plebs.
You'll need:
>Helium tank. You can get em at party supply stores
>Bi-pap mask with attaching hose.

Put the tank on low, put man over face.
The helium will slowly asphyxiate you. Ready to go to bed and never get back up?

>>714270644
This.

>>714270643
I was 1 second too slow

>>714270643
Ya the vomiting and twitching looks like fun

>>714270665
Mask over face*

>>714270662
Rexdale the shit part of Toronto. Macs is the only open thing right now that's near me. The pharmacy is closed

>>714270440
They should, any pharmacy/market usually does

>>714270717
that happens if you wake up

>>714270717
You don't vomit or twitch. You watch too much TV.

>>714270773
Oh shit I lived just north of there near bloor and lansdowne, just go jump in front of a subway car or street car at 6:30 am tomorrow, you can really fuck up some peoples commute

>>714270892
Lol I'm not trying to cause a scene I'd rather do it by drugs

>>714271057
Well maybe half assing like a bitch is what got you into this situation

Bees. Rectal insertion of bees.

>>714270205
Lol I just googled dulax or whatever and apparently they're laxatives....

Here's something to think about OP: the vast majority of people who survive suicide attempts say that as they were in the process of dying, they realized they wanted to live after all.

Don't be a fucking pussy, your life may not be the way you want it right now but quitting is for little bitches.

>>714271524
No, you're wrong. Anyone who even thinks about suicide past the age of 17 is weak, unless they are terminally ill

>>714271524
I've wanted to die for a while... More then a few years no fuck off.

>>714271411
>Saves thumbnail

>>714272788
My bad, it's called the Helium Exit Bag. Just Factory Reset my suit so I had to Google it.

>>714271625
That's a subjective statement. Sounds like you got the world all figured out...

>>714269724
Taking all those would hurt 100x more than if you just jumped off a big building or high cliff. You are a crybaby. If you wanted to do it you would do it. The point at which you are legitimately suicidal is when you don't give a fuck anymore if it hurts. As of now you're still a sympathy-seeking pussy fag

>>714273174
Alli have at my disposal ATM is acetophenon and ibuprofen. It's 2 in the morning and no store containg gas will be open.

>>714269724
Take a bunch of diabetes medicine. Glipizide to be precise. Will eventually fade into a coma and die if you take enough to completely tank your blood sugar. Sugar crisis is like being drunk, just worse. You'll eventually pass out and that's all she wrote.

>>714269724
Go buy 20 500ml monster energy drinks. Drink until ded

>>714273887
Is this available at a convenience store like Macs? I want to do this tonight

>>714269724
Can't remember what age I realized that it is almost always worth living, very rarerly is suicide a good option lmao, but exhaling and inhaling nitrogen is a good method. Old terminally ill people use this to off themselves

>>714274188
No but Dulcolax® is in stock there though.

>>714269724
I did DXM recently, you could try overdosing on it
It's a dissuasive and made me want to kill myself on it, it was fun

Go buy some at your pharmacy (google wich brands to get, etc)

Also stream it you will by high with us before dying

>>714274541
I'm 6 foot 140. How many do I need and I don't want there to be shit everywhere when they find me... I'm more worried about the condition my parents find me in

>>714271184
rek

>>714275199
3 boxes, which has ten 5mg tablets. Altogether comes out to 150mg of Dulcolax which will get the job done. Should be only a few dollars a box so price isn't a problem and you don't need a prescription.

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>>714271625
LOL You know nothing at all kid.

>>714275199
Now you got DUBs too.
So why do you want to die?

>>714269724
OP, life is just about to become interesting.
Don't give up yet...

No it is not going to be easy but as I understand it suicide is not a good option.

Just hang out and watch as Trump destroys the GOP and possible the entire country.
He won't be in office too long OP..

>>714274944
Ight so if I go buy 2 bottles of nquil and drink them that'll do the trick immediately? And ya fuck it I'll steam it

>>714275783
Aye fuck you Mang I like Trump. Plus I'm Canadian

Ok so dolcolax or NyQuil? Which is more effective and quicker I want it to be fast and instant

>>714275787
2 bottles might not be enough, i'd go for 4

Look for something with medicinal ingrediens: dextromethorphan hydrobromide
try to find something with only that if possible, but it's not so bad if its mixed with aphetaminophene too (youll die even more, and even more peacefully too(it's tylenols))

Also link stream it'd be great

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>>714275787
Most OTC won't kill you but will make you sick.

Acetaminophen will shut down your liver.
You would die a horrible agonizing death all the exit bag ideas are far better.

>>714275899
I did not say I hate him.
Course I don't like him.
Can't honestly say if it is jealousy or disgust that I feel for him? Until I figure that out I will just say I don't like him.

>>714276034
Dolcolax will get the job done quick and painless, can't say the same about NyQuil

>>714276213
Ah shit true, I'm>>714276038
Acetaminophene isnt good in big quantity, I mixed it up, but you CAN die from overdose, from DXM theres someone who did on Erowid If I remember correcly

>>714269724
If you weren't such a waste of space and truly had the commitment you would've already shot yourself or just parked the car in the garage.

>>714276588
Would if I had a gun
Would if I had a car and garage I live on res and it's almost 3 in the morning.

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>>714276274
Dude stop with the lulz advice.

Dulcolax can not kill you except over several days.

As a bulimic or Anorexic most of them do mass quantities of laxatives.

>quick and painless

There is no such thing except perhaps high explosive destruction of the brain brain-stem and skull.

You might be able to dive off a high building and suffer concrete poisoning thus achieving a similar result. Still your only going to drop 2 floors before you begin to regret it.

The only excuse to anhero is if you are compelled to hurt others.

Then you are better off taking your own life.

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>>714276779
So you still have not shared your motivation.

Wait.. So your a young Native American and thinking of offing yourself?

>>714276274
>>714276820

Bummer.

>>714276779
Residence as in school stupid fuck

>>714276820
Could honestly not see laxatives being an effective means for suicide thanks.
Prolly just go a bunch of opiates and OD tomorrow lol

>>714277208
>>714276779
>>714276443
The dextromethorphan is presumed to
have been ingested orally. The cause of death was established
for the subjects based upon scene investigation, complete
forensic autopsies, and corroborating postmortem toxicology
performed on central whole blood. Toxicology revealed a heart
blood dextromethorphan concentration of 3230 µg/L in the 17-
year-old. The 19-year-old had heart blood concentrations of
1890 µg/L dextromethorphan and 20 µg/L diphenhydramine.
Both individuals tested positive for the presence of cannabinoids
by immunoassay. The cause of death in both cases was
determined to be acute dextromethorphan intoxication, and
the manner of death was ruled accidental in nature. The absence
of other significant drugs in these cases provides a useful
index of the potential lethal threshold for dextromethorphan.

I vote DXM OD, even if you might ban my fav drug, i'm curious

>>714276820
fucking ruined it faggot

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>>714277208
Don't do pills..

Well wait..
Listen so far all I have done is debunk the BS some folks are giving you..

I will tell you the least painful method IF you tell me Why you want to leave.

Be warned if you swallow a fuck ton of Oxy your going to end up puking it up or in a hospital with a stomach pumped full of charcoal.

Pills work 1 out of 10 tries.