**Official /b/randing thread** Let's kick this off! My entire

>>714263107
>>714263107


AHAHAH wow you're a fucking faggot.

>>714263107

You are a fucking idiot.

>>714263107
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>>714263107
Retard

>>714263107
Just brand your face with a shotgun instead

>>714263107
Hey, can you instead use a sharp razor cutting 1/4 inch in depth vertically starting from your wrist to your elbow, you stupid faggot that will never be productive to society and no one gives a fuck about you because you're such a worthless stupid fucking moron? Post pics, Thanks anon.

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>>714263107
Now cut off your fingernails to be totally radical,

Do it, I'm curious

>>714263107

LOL is that an Illuminati triangle ?

haha. please post a pic of your face

>>714263107
Why is this popular? kys

Well get to it, faggot.

>>714263107
Post pic of face

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>>714263622
The power of dubs commands you!

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>>714263941

Roast that arm Mother fucker

>>714264215
Roasting away motherfucker

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>>714263107
Record the branding on video; we want to hear you scream.

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>>714263478
>Illuminati triangle
That's cringe worthy.

Bumping, fuckin do it already man

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>>714264388
Lol at screaming.. it kills the nerves on contact.

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>>714265104
Any chance of branding 4CHAN or /b/ on yourself?

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>>714265483
THIS

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One day there might be a 4chan brand... Gotta wash the ink off real fast and see what I have to fix.

>>714265959
post results

is your hand fucking rotting

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>>714266315
Unbeliever's rejoice. It's done.

>>714266524
wow OP this is my first /b/rand thread you are a fucking idiot

these are going to look like total dogshit when they heal

nice job disfiguring yourself, retard

>>714266846
Thanks brah, appreciate the love. Yeah I took the skin off when I washed up, it's numb to the touch now.

>>714266524
literally cancer

your pink floyd one looks like shit

>>714266524
i like it

>>714263107

How the fuck can you even consider going outside with this on your skin you fucking nigger.

Everybody on here is telling you how much of a fucking low-iq mongoloid you are for doing this to yourself and we're on /b/, people here cum in bottles and store it for years and we tell them its a good idea. Just think about that for a second. Nobody in real life will even give you the time of day.

This is the adult life equivalent of being the class retard identifiable because his mouth is full of paste. Nobody will ever take you seriously, I bet your parents can't even hold a normal conversation with you without considering you as lesser than themselves, someone who needs fucking help.

I can't imagine anyone's immediate reaction upon seeing you not being to direct you to the nearest fucking brain damage warehouse. You'll probably end up in there with Syd and even he won't be able to take you seriously.

I can't fathom how you can think this is a good idea. Nobody thinks this looks good.

>>714266997
You ever did this before the prism brand or was that the first

>>714267403
You must be new. OP does not care if it looks good. Stop trying to apply reason to these threads and you'll get a lot farther.

>>714267568
You must be new too thinking he was srs

>>714267568
Nice try OP

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>>714267524
That was the first, the goal is a little white mark that kinda resembles two hammers.
>>714267403
I am a chef, at a three story restaurant, and I make a little under 50 k a year. Please fuck off with that nonsense.
Also about to down these two hits of the best acid I've ever taken. It's gonna be great.

seriously bro whats going on with your hand over there? it looks like its rotting. you know you have to keep burns clean right?
mfw you lose your arm to this shit

>>714267888
how do people feel about a chef who purposefully makes open wounds on his hands? that shit cannot be sanitary

>>714266997

No love here, you degenerate moron.

I sincerely wish that you would slit your wrists and take a nice long bath.

>>714267978
I've literally been burned so much worse than this. Hot oil in the face, down my chest and legs, but it's not as serious of a burn as this is. it's only two layers of skin that's dying.

>>714267888

Haha nice yeah bro you convinced me I bet you're super cool, not caring about shit and everything.

Carry on with this, im right behind you :^)

>>714268122
Thanks man, the Pol crowd can't handle this. It's okay, trumps in office, and I'm probably first in line for the concentration camps.

>>714267888
what is a three story restaurant.

>>714268326
its a restaurant that has 3 floors. everyone knows the volume of a restaurant is what is important

>>714268326
I am not revealing that much detail about my life. Sorry bro.

>>714267888
chef my ass. you wouldnt have the time to sit around branding yourself

>drug using self-harm fetishist
>works in food service

wow what a surprise

>>714268326
what the fuck do you think a "THREE STORY restaurant is" ? use that brain of yours bud

>>714268546
I'm not an executiv chef, but a sous. I manage one of the highest volume kitchens In my city.

>>714268747
how old are you? you go to school or just learn on the job?

>>714266524
You're gonna need up with fucking necrosis and have to have your fucking arm cut off moron.

>>714268747

Fucking Brent Cross McDonalds aint a restaurant even if its got 3 stories, lad.

>>714267888
No you're not. You're a fucking moron in his mothers basement who's going to get an infection that hopefully goes septic.

>>714267888
nice trips, OP

>>714267888
Like fuck you are. You'd get fired in a fucking instant for unsanitary shit like having open wounds like that on your hands and forearms. You could be the best chef in the fucking world and no restaurant would keep you, they wouldn't take the chance of the health inspector seeing that shit Go try and lie elsewhere.

>>714268080
They love, and don't understand it. Their also completely okay with it because it's not their arm.
>>714268884
11 years so far. Cooking tastie food is my passion, and seeing happy customers makes me happy.
>>714269176
Hardly mate, I wash my hands more than you wash your sorry ass mouth.

>>714267888
You have shitty research chems not actually lsd because it's ludicrously difficult to get now days. I hope you OD.

All these butthurt kids, why are you so upset?

What kinda tools do you use, OP? Do you just have different sizes of tips, doing one dot at the time?

>>714269531
Oh you can fuck straight the fuck off with that shit. . Lol twice chemically tested bruh. Burner to the core.

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>>714269394

I have actually worked in a kitchen, and giant, open sores and burns on the hands and forearm are a fucking no-go.

OP is a lying imbecile, and probably washes dishes. He would be fired from that too, if anybody gave two shits about him enough to look at him.

>>714269583
Their wood engraving tools. Steel so it doesn't flake off into my skin when heated to 500°+

>>714267888
Culinary arts degree here and you're a lying fuck. No kitchen would let you cook with open wounds like that. Get the fuck outta here.

>>714269845
Do you have a healed one you can show us?

>>714269844
Hey, go check out the porn WebM threads, because jacking off here isn't going to do it for ya brah. I don't actually give a single shit if you believe me or not.

burn a pencil on your dick

>>714270036
No, unfortunately... This is my first two branding experiences. The other is a little over a month old, and it's literally doing great. Double checked with my tattoo artist.

>>714269531
Shut up dude. Just because you can't get your hands on some purple microdots doesn't mean others cant.

Stupid cunt

>>714270088
Nah, I'm not into genital mutilation.

>>714270189
>and its doing great.
I fixed your sentence anon :^0

>>714270226
Stop samefagging op. Anyone who stupid enough to brand themselves at home in unsterile ass conditions lacks the fucking brain power to get legit lsd.

Okay, I gotta put some more work into it right quick before I start tripping.

>>714270254
pepperoni's on your nipples?

>>714270351
K.

good day on /b/
3 interesting threads today

>>714270189
The prism??

Can I see a detailed pic of it?

How long till the scab comes off you figure?

>>714265104
You realize that nerve damage is indicative of 3rd degree burns right dumb ass? And why the fuck are you stupid enough to do this shit in unsterile conditions? This is fucking Darwinism at its finest.

>>714269844
if you knew shit about working in kitchens youd know good dishwashers are incredibly valuable

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>>714270778
If you actually worked in a kitchen you'd know that they're actually not. Any large kitchen uses a big industrial dishwasher that any fucking moron can load and turn on. Pic related, thanks for proving you have no clue wtf you're talking about.

are you a jew

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>>714270677
Sure! This was fresh two days after I believe. It takes approximately 4 months for the scab to form, and fall off.
>>714270695
I know you know a lot about brands Mr garage tattoo artist / nurse. But buddy, it's a minor burn in the whole grand scheme of things. My arm isn't going to fall off, and infection is easy to prevent.

>>714271362
infection is curable, stupidity lasts forever =)

>>714271030
yeah any moron can do that. but youve got enough to worry about, do you really want to be the moron that has to do it? idk where you work, but in my kitchen, dish does more than wash, they prep, clean, organize and more.

>>714271589
Yeah no, dish aren't allowed to do prep due to cross contamination standards. Keep digging that whole brah.

>>714271759
thats not a law and also makes zero sense. explain to me how theyre going to cross contaminate if hands are washed?

Boy this really making /b/randing great again. Great discussion dip shit.

Okay, op is done for this session. I'll likely pick up tomorrow around the same time. I have about a three day window of time that kinda allows me to fix any lines. It's been fun playing with the trolls. I'll be here tomorrow doing the actual Wal part around 11:45

>>714272249
Don't beat your meat or you can't have any pudding OP

>>714272108
You have to have separate work areas, storage facilities, clothing and STAFF for the handling or preparation of food.

Does lying on the internet make you feel better about yourself or something?

>>714272366
But... I like pudding :( op wants pudding!

Also you all are cute arguing about how kitchens work vs how they actually function.

>>714272595
lol im 23, CDC and catering manager of a large restaurant group. youll never lead staff and plan things on the level my chefs and I do.

>>714272922
Shut up faggot. You don't work in any kitchen with open wounds on your fucking hands and forearms. Go crawl away and get an infection already.

>>714273223
You're a lying faggot dude or you're violating fsda guidelines and need shut the fuck down.

>>714273374
and you are, what exactly?

>>714273578
Someone who actually works and cooks in a kitchen for 4 star restaurant. And knows fsda guidelines because they were drilled in our fucking head at culinary school. And the exec and manager take that shit super serious. They're not going to let people fuck it up because the inspector comes by randomly. This is how I know when people like OP are lying fucktards.

>>714273275
Op here: Well, I am now... I don't know how your going to handle this, but yeah. I'm working in a kitchen, and I'm doing great work making sure your pork loin is juicy with my infection puss, and your steaks are served with parmesan crusted scabs.

>>714273863
sounds like you know what youre talking about. I take my sanitation seriously as well but utilize my employees to the fullest extent. lets just agree that op is full of shit cause no cook or chef could do their job while their hands are riddled with open wounds.

>>714274498
Very well

You make food with scabs on your hands?

>>714274846
Lol look at you two being all cute n shit with your certification, and school n stuff.
11 solid laboring years have put me at the top of the food chain in my city's fastest growing restaurant super group... We own 11 completely different restaurants. Family orientated, and not dicks about it at all.

>>714275160
Yes. Well managed scabs thank you.

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>>714275661
Lel

>>714268649
This guy gets it.