Ylyl thread. If you post a banana, your mother will die

a banana

>>714251701
What have your mother done to you?

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Here's a picture of me trying out some teeth i found in the ocean

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>>714252535

>>714253297
>>714253318
dude fucking hell, I've worked for that stupid place for over two years. That shit is WAY TOO ACCURATE

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>>714251481
:^)

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>>714251481

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>>714251481

>>714251746
The most East-German photo I've ever seen

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I always lose during YLYL threads

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>:)

>>714253550
>>>/mlp/

>>714253672
shithead

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>>714252231

>>714253571
I dunno, i'm getting russian vibes

>>714253550
>>>/trash/

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>>714253856
Wrong pic, my bad

reply to this post like it is something terrible and I will dolete it in 2 minutes

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>>714253954

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

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>>714251481

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>>714253981

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>>714254046
nice feet

>>714253991
they must gangbang that kid

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>>714254238
lol tricked

I lost, laughing my ass of rn

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>>714254291

>>714253297
A cordless hammer would be good if it were 14 volt.

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>>714254321

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>>714253676
>>714253937

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>>714253954

>>714254366
WHAT THE POINT

>>714254562
i was thinking the seame thing

>>714254562
Lost

>>714254046
Listen, friend. It's 23.jpg. Not a stock 4chan filename.

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you all have already lost

>>714253531
>>714253538
>>714253550
>>714254145
Why do you dickless faggots always respond to some dipshit attention whore who's like "lul respond 2 dis or ur mom dies in her sleep!!11!one" but yet you give no fucks about this?

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>>714251959

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>>714254899
lost

>>714253991
This is very unsettling

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>>714253265

>>714253265
This is offensive. The part bout him beliefinggod makes it seem like he is stupid for it this is atheist propoganda

>>714254856
This. +1 and many kudos and fedora tips to you most good sir! You are the hero we need but don't deserve.

>>714253013
kek

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>>714251959
why would such a crevice even exist in a house?
Picture frame storage? Ping-pong table cubby? Mattress slot?

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>>714254710
i lost

>>714253013
Are these actual quotes? Too fucking good.

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>>714254964
lol I first read herpes

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>>714255044
>2016
>believing in anything

>>714253173
Hnnnnng

>>714255003
kek

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>>714254291

>>714253575

it was worth the further inspection

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WTF

>>714254291
THAT SPRAY BOTTLE! WITH SOME SORT OF SAUCE?! SWEET SPRAYSAWCES

>>714255108
...so when your cat goes in there you can throw ham at it

>>714255250
Im sorry i actually care about my immortal soul unlike the rest of you godless heathens and if you think that you can convert the entire worod to atheism you can think again because christian countries still have the highest strandard of liveing faggot.

>>714251481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714255372

sauce. now

>>714254964

Good job Papi.


Rachnera is still best waifu.

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>>714254291
WTF is this!
blue turkey!!?
that one guy took all the fucking cranberry sauce
fucking gravy in a spray bottle !?!!?
seriously fucking savage

>>714255372
Looks delicious.

>>714254964
Good job papi

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>>714255517
actually I'm Jewish
still don't believe in god though.
Just don't believe he doesn't exist, either.

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>>714254366
im outta here

>>714255158
nice plates

>>714254440
wat

>>714255774
thats not how belief works.

>>714255372
bread is for the poor

>>714254291
God, it's like the 1970's threw up on it!

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>>714254899
lost

>>714253550
>A cringe to surpass coldsteel

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r8 my spooder

>>714253954
anyone else think the guy on the far left looks kinda like Filthy Frank in maybe about 20 years?

>>714255774
Well that is okay. It is the right of any person to believe what thry want to. I did not offend you did i if i did i am sorry.

>>714256005
I'd squish it.

>>714255477

This is true.

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>>714255929
>Posting this Twitter-tier trash

Piss off newfag

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>>714256005
fucking kowaaaiiiii

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>>714255887
isn't it?
I don't believe anything.
I don't believe he's real, I don't believe he's not.

The ones who have problems with each other are the ones who believe one way or the other.

>>714255372
It's made of bread, retards.

>>714254465
>they put a fucking stock image on a cake

>>714255569

That was that guy who volunteered to be murdered and eaten.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes

>>714256376
>>714256443
zozzle

>>714256308
its not possible to simultaneously believe two exactly opposing.
its not a grey area type thing.

>>714256247
only newfags call other people newfags you newfag

>>714256460
It's brett keane

>>714254291
Everything on that table makes me WTF...
watermelon full of caramel corn
hot dogs in a lake of cheese
gravy in a squirt bottle
blue turkey
etc etc ad nauseum

>>714255195
no you moron

>>714256626
So you're a newfag eh?

>>714255372
That's human sacrifice/cannibalism. A favorite of the Khazarian mafia.

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>>714254541
lost hard to this one

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>>714256476
Kek!

>>714255569
It's made of bread, artist is called kittiwat unarrom

>>714256733
no you are the newfag

>>714256512
>>714256734

see >>714256809

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>>714256554
I agree. It's not.
But I don't.
I do not believe that God is real, I don't believe God isn't real.
I have no belief about God.

It's not that I BELIEVE God isn't real, or that I BELIEVE he is.

I don't believe either.

>>714256554
Not believing in something doesn't directly equate to believing the opposite. Acceptance of ignorance on a subject isn't inherently flawed.

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>>714256861
lololo spagetti in your baguetti

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>>714254782
>goat dust

>>714256905

Spoil sport :)

>>714256476
dont do this ever again

>>714256690
...and the photo printed on the cake with fucking getty images across it

>>714254964
Good job papi

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>>714256247
impressive af

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>>714253531

>>714255638
Yeah what is up with cranberry sauce man? Just took the whole fucking thing. Do you think he ate it all?

>>714256912

I believe in God. They detected him using a telescope. Look up "Gravity Waves." They've proven He exists. Argument is over.

>>714256874
B&

>>714257234
This

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So many mothers will die tonight

>>714255887
it's exactly how belief works actually

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THREADS DEAD NICE TRY M8s

~~~SEE YOU NEXT ROUND~~~

_this is the best part of your day_

>>714257241
B and what?

>>714257234
>Gravity Waves
why does that prove god exists?

>>714256961
gnosticism and theism are not interchangeable.
admitting ignorance is not a belief.
i dont know whether or no god exists, i do not believe he does.

>>714254440
>chunky bleu cheese
>in a spray bottle.

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Oh I'm sure my mum would happily sacrifice for the b

>>714257023
wew that was a fuckin weird image swap

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>>714256809

>>714257553
I read that as Gravy Waves.

>>714257492
b and ampersand
bampersand you faggot

That's His echos from creating the Universe. Just go look it up. Everyone is talking about it.

>>714257641
> b and ampersand
>bampersand you faggot

fuckin top kek

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>>714257626

>>714251959
lost

>>714255604
>Rachnera
That's a funny way to spell Miia
Snek is best

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>>714257627

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>>714257641
Nice.

>>714257492
You've been played like a fiddle, child.

>>714257641
oh hahah cool thanks

>>714257441
i believe this, except i dont.

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>>714251481

>nigger
>father

This is obviously fake.

>>714254440
>chunky

>>714254358
Same i dont want to have to buy all new hammer batteries again

>>714258238
Fuuuuck, lost

>>714252535
Tits or gtfo

>>714254291
What is in that god damn pie

>>714254291
the fucking stock image printed cake what

>>714253856
Blade kicked ass man. $5 says almost every nig doesn't even know who he is unless they are those anime watching nigs.

>>714256247
do anyone have the spiderman landing one?

>>714257933
how...why.....who?!

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Group is full of niggers but I kekked

Pic related

>>714259154

He literally dies every other fucking week kek

>>714259154
madmen

ZOZZLE IS THE NEW KEK

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>>714259308

here's another

>>714258238
my sides are in orbit
>>714259154
kek
>>714259507
wat

>>714253335
>>714253318
>>714253297
>>714253270

Probably the hardest I've laughed in these threads in a few months. A genuine thanks.

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>>714255250

>>714256912
What you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

>>714254465
Lost

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>>714259931
Don't be retarded, anon.
Not believing something doesn't mean you necessarily believe the opposite.

I have no reason to believe that God is real or that God is not real. Belief in either of those claims is unjustified.

I don't believe in either.

>>714254291
why does the cake say gettyimages on it?

>>714260317
Do you belive in god?
>yes
You believe in god

>no
You don't believe in god

>>714259154
>>714259251
>Autistic newfags using facebook to fucking circlejerk about /b/

Neck yourself you pathetic cunts

>>714254046
nice feet

>>714261041
it's their nigger way to avoid bananas

>>714255069
No really. Why is it that you'll respond to someone who just wants replies but when someone asks you not to post cancer in the same way you do it anyways?

>>714253270
I lold
Bought a router there just yesterday for $47. I tried to unscrew a screw and it stripped immediately. At least I have the receipts :)

>>714251481
reddit normie shit
kill yourself

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>>714260909
I would choose the second.
But also, I don't believe God's not real.

Again, I don't have any beliefs on the subject.
You seem to think that I believe God is not real just because I don't believe he is real.

But that's not true. It's stupid to have any beliefs on the subject. Irresponsible to even try to prove or disprove God.

It's dumb to believe God is real. Can't substantiate that with anything. God is definitionally outside time and space, and our senses can't detect anything that isn't bound by causality. Couldn't possibly claim he exists.

At the same time, it's dumb to believe God isn't real. How could you possibly know something's not real if you couldn't detect it even if it was? Nope, believing God's not real is dumb, too.

So I don't believe either. I have no beliefs.
It's not the same thing as BELIEVING God is real (or not real).

>>714254400
That's how Dominic gets you to eat the spicy keychains

>>714261449
Thank you for contributing, dipshit

>>714261513
Ok, I get what you're saying

>>714255044
You're acting like a retard, why are you getting so worked up over a joke on 4chan. The only thing your doing is giving christians a bad name

>>714255108
It exists for cats. And ham. Duh.

>>714254782
>vinegar husbands
>mostly apples
>business lamb
>chicken silk
This shit will never not make me laugh

>>714254366
wtf is that nigger corn?

>>714263185
>screencapping your own post
That's pretty pathetic.

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Anyone have the gif of the powerrangers in the big ass robot and they do the heil hitler salute?

>>714255372

>go to cannibal feast
>filled up on bread beforehand
>too full for the roast
>tfw

>>714256305
This opened my eyes, I'm going to put a stop to this getting my rifle.

>>714263666
Satanic trips has spoken

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUa4wO6MoIU

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>>714264544

>>714254899
The fact that someone took the time out of their day to make this image, however little, proves that they are indeed butthurt.

>>714253575
>devil's tuning fork
Kek

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>>714253531

>>714255973
Like the knife company?

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>>714259338

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>>714256045
Fuck filthy Frank who gives a fuck about that faggot or his teenage "subscribers?"

>>714254964
Good job papi

>>714253575
got me

>>714261513
if a mofo doesn't already know this, then whatever you say is probably gonna be pointless

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>>714257819
>>714255604
You're both wrong.
Obviously fish is best

>>714254964
Good Job Papi

>>714268037
kek

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>>714254964
>1480274193837
Good job Papi.

>>714259931

So, do you believe that linked lists offer better performance for insertion and deletion on modern hardware, or do you believe that arrays are faster with modern caching systems?

Gotta be one or the other, right?

Or like the guy you keep talking to, you could just not give a fuck.

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>>714254471
Back under your rock, cockroach. Be jealous of Jews somewhere else, pussyfaggot.

>>714254465
now i kek

>>714253173

Phone home!

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>>714251481

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>>714268516
You can still buy these and its a can of spaghettios

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my mother abused me as a child, that's why i am on here and never reply to "your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply" posts. if i can't kill her myself i can only hope that this becomes true at some point.

>inb4 lost

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>>714251481

>>714251701
Damnit wasn't ready for that

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>>714251481

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>>714268982
You fucking asshole now I can't unsee that

>>714268982
still whacking it

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>>714269161
I cant either I swear to god.

It eases my pain a little each time I post it.

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>>714253013
>florek looking at ground on toilet brittle

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>>714254321

>>714255003
YOU DIDNT GET THE FUCKING POINT OF IT DID YOU FUCKFACE

>>714265541
thanks asshole, but now that I replied she will live forever

>>714254631
>directly attack Bert's credit score

kill me ery tiem

>>714255044
Believing in god is for fags

>>714254631
He is loosely based off of Vlad the Impaler. Who owned thousands of slaves, mostly Romani. Hard to picture him as Jewish.

>>714267100
>"subscribers"
I mean, they are actually subscribed to him. It's not really an interpretive thing here

>>714253575
You're a real asshole, you know that?

>>714263185
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)
>(You)

(You) are a faggot, and this isn't funny

>>714253335
Lost on startlingly loud

>>714268196
Fake and gay

Should be crumbs and half eaten pastries

>>714268037
Tyrannosaurus Breasts and Velociraper

>>714263185
i was in there earlier and had a chuckle

>>714254398
This isn't a feels thread you asshole...