>driving home >enter your neighborhood >see this outside

activate the c4 inside when most of them are in

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pff I got a brand new HDD last week and the only things on it are minecraft and honey select

fap away, officers

Nothing because I only have dank memes and games on this thing.

>>714249068
Tell them to fuck off. In my country police aren't allowed to look through your computer.

>driving home
jokes on you, I'm always home

They can take the decoy laptop and phone I leave out on my desk. At night and when I leave the house, the real laptop goes in a box among many in the garage.

>>714249636
>At night and when I leave the house, the real laptop goes in a box among many in the garage
Why is that?

>>714249750
he is too lazy to encrypt his HDD and wants to play mission impossible

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I keep my shit clean boy.

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>>714249636
"We'll check the garage now, sir."

>>714249750
Because I'm paranoid. There's nothing incriminating on the laptop, and it uses full disk encryption (luks).

But as the saying goes, "If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him."

I'd rather give them nothing.

>>714250233
>There's nothing incriminating on the laptop
Are you sure? No need to be paranoid then.

>>714250530
all it takes is one wayward pic of Marcela Rubita and all of a sudden your name is in the news for having cp.

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>>714250233
>At night and when I leave the house, the real laptop goes in a box among many in the garage
>There's nothing incriminating on the laptop

>>714249068
Happened already. All charges were dropped. Got a bomb lawyer and witnesses never made it to court.

>>714249068
Stupid spergs don't have shit on me, I used incognito mode.

>>714252239
What was it about?

>>714249068
I hope all the pics i saved in the teen threads were at least 18

>>714249433
what country is that?

>>714249068
Take it. The thing's a piece of shit.

are steam games illegal all of a sudden?

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Jokes on them I don't even have a computer

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>>714249068

There's something that incriminatory on my laptop but as I live in the UK I'm sure they'll just plant some evidence there.

So I'll take the first flight to Poland and walk from there to China. May as well do something epic for the history books while I'm on the run innit.

Now, Luckily I always carry my passport with me as I like to buy fags and booze and my driver's license is being updated at the moment so good timing by the cops

"damn it, not again"

>>714253315
What happened?

>>714252499
Pics someone said I allegedly uploaded online of someone who was allegedly under 18.

>>714249068
Into the trash it goes.jpeg

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>>714249068
What computer?

>>714253543
just a joke comment. i'll never get busted for anything for stuff to do w/my computers. or at least I'm sure.

>>714253685
Well, did you?

>>714253817
If you have questionable material, I wouldn't be so sure of that. The chances are very slim but it could happen. You're more then likely to get v& than win the lottery.

>>714254109
>questionable material
Such as?

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>>714253985
What do you think? Look where you are, faggot.

>>714254244
What were the pics?

>>714254244
>>714254341
and who said that?

>>714254214
Anything that's illegal where you live? Unless you live in Russia, then it's basically illegal to NOT own CP.

>>714254109
it does seem funny to have the fbi just burst into your house tho. So i guess it wouldn't be all that bad.

>>714254341
>>714254374
Omg I'm kidding, obviously I didn't do anything and if I allegedly did and already allegedly got away with it, I'm not going to fuck my self now. I'm an upstanding citizen.

>>714254244

Well, you know what you have to do anon

>>714254528
How are the pics that you were accused of uploading?

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>>714249068
Text my family I love them and swallow the suicide capsule I've been hiding under my tongue like Hermann Goering

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>>714249068
walk up behind them and smarmily drink a caprisun

when they notice me, ask who is going to pay for my door.

>>714249068
Nice try FBI!

Call my lawyer.
I'm white, middle class, and likeable so I'd probably get off pretty easy.

>>714255654
>get off
what?

>>714249068
so I pull up to the curb and ask if they understand what glass is.

cause you don't need the battering ram for that door...

>>714255946
Get off of any charges for what they find on my computer.
Hypothetically of course.

>>714256673
>for what they find on my computer
what?

>>714257496
Why you so curious, Mr. FBI

>>714257903
Because I'm OP.

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Turn 360 degrees and walk right the fuck away rofling cuz these dumb pigs dont know i use incognito mode. They aint got shit on me nigga

>>714258418
Hypothetically of course it's possible I have questionable pictures.
Nothing much though, they'd might not even press charges. There are bigger fish to fry.

>>714253169
Haha that's fucking great

>>714258862
>I have questionable pictures
details anon

>>714259294
Why are you, OP, so curious?
Can't you use your imagination?

>>714259470
>Why are you, OP, so curious?
Because I am? I don't know, just tell me.