Let's create school shooting achievements, I'll start

Down(s) the drain
Kill a downie

bumping b.c I'm not creative enough to post one myself

>Assault chair: Recruit a kid in a wheelchair

Bowling for columbine: Kill someone with a bowling ball painted like Michael Moores face.

>Hey you guys: Bait a retard with a baby ruth and drown him in the toilet

Fucking bump

>Burning calories: Light a fat kid on fire

bömp

Uh oh spaghettio's! - Kill an italian kid

>Whale wars: Harpoon a feminist

K-k-kombo breaker: Shoot a white after killing all the blacks.

>diabetic desolation - hold the diabetic kids hostage and overdose them with meds to provoke seizures in 3 or more.

>Remain unidentified for the duration of the shooting

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>>714247085
Upriser : Most kills of a higher grade
lockdown: Most time spent in one classroom
Evovler: Most classes transfered

>Breivik: Kill 69 social justice warriors

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Darwin's Hammer: Murdered at least 75% of the Special Education program.

>Mike Tyson'ed!: Shoot a male teacher in the ear.

>>714248441
Noice one

>Majora's Mask: convince a tard to put a paper plate on his face and take down a white kid

>>714248875
it's not really breaking the combo if the niggers are all dead tho...

>THAT'S IT, I'M TAKING THE XBOX AWAY. I CANT TAKE THIS BULL SHIT WITH YOU SHOOTING UP SCHOOLS ALL THE TIME, GET A FUCKING JOB -- Get caught by your mom

Survival of the fittest: Kill as many skinny/wimpy kids as possible

>Holy Cleansing: Shoot everyone except christians/catholics

>Who's the fag now?: Force two Chads to have gay sex

>Fucking Nerve Gas: throw an axebomb into one of the rooms, then throw a match inside

Heath havoc: kill all members of the school's religious group.
(I live very close to heath high school ironically)

>Open the door: Get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur

>Je prends congé de vous et je vous dis... Adieu !: shoot someone through floor/ceilling

Trump Would Be Proud: Isolate all the mexicans into the janitor's closet

>I'll be back: drive vehicle through wall, killing at least 1

>No Escape: succesfully keep exits barricaded throughout the duration of the shooting.

>Technical Foul: Shoot someone off of campus

>Necrophiliac: Have sex with someone after you kill them
>IT'S ABOUT TIME: Force a female teacher to get gangbanged by all the males in the room

Has anyone ever shot up a school and actually fucking make it out of the school alive and not in cuffs?

Pull an Ahmed: when you get caught, convince the cops your glock is actually a clock

>Ubiquitous: shoot up two campuses on the same day

Cockfighting: Kill a kid using your dick

The Gift that Keeps on Giving: Successfully motivate another school shooter with your rampage.

>>714250077
you've got some issues, kid

>Sucks to Suck: Successfully invade a classroom and make everyone suck your cock for at least 10 seconds

>Rolling Thunder: Get a kill while rolling down the halls in a swivel chair

>>714250083
i don't think so
tho i don't think anybody ever tried

Kolibri: Throw nerf darts instead of bullets

>>714250274
Kek

>Almost Made It: Execute your shooting the last day before a vacation.

>FaZe Clan: Quickscope a teacher

>KING OF THE NIGGERS: Constantly call all blacks in the room niggers until they come charging at you.

>DANCE, SLAVE!: Make everyone in the room tap their feet violently, and if anyone stops they get shot in the leg.

>Party Time: Have 5 other shooters help you

>Make love, not warcraft: Hug a corpse

>OP Delivers: Make a thread on this board and livestream the action.

>REEEckoning: Kill Stacey and Chad with one bullet.

Weeb: Kill people with a katana while shouting incoherent japanese

>>714250643
kek

>>714248983
Kek

> Sympathy for the devil: Spare a group of gays

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>>714249573

>High Noon: Kill someone with a revolver when it's noon

Chicken Tendies: shit in your hand and shove it into someone's mouth, and if anyone tries to stop you they get piss in their eyes

>>714249573
This should be a hidden achievement, only get it once everyone in room does dinosaur

Or open a door and walk in but shoot noone

Almost A Pacifist: Hug everyone at gunpoint

>TURNER DIARIES: Kill every non-white student.

>KILL CHEERLEADER: Kill all the stacies.

>Zed's dead: shoot every student whose first name begins with the letter Z

>Old School: dress up in a trenchcoat that day

>>714249482
>>Fucking Nerve Gas: throw an axebomb into one of the rooms, then throw a match inside
underrated kek.

BTW im saving all of these in a txt document for the 4chan Resurrection Project
solid stuff bros

>>714251176
Kek

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>>714250678
>>714250084
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>Poorfag: Shoot up a classroom, then loot every body

>Das Butt-Plugge: Kill at least 50 students simultaneously with a German style WW2 hand grenade in your ass

>BETRAYAL!: miss a running victim and kill a fellow shooter

Hired arms- recruit 3 retards with candy and give them shotguns.

Alpha: Kill the kid who bullied you.
Beta: Kill the girl who rejected you in 7th grade
Charlie: Succesfully evade the police.

You love you lose: Kill the girl you had a crush on

>Sneaky Shooter: Never have the school go into lockdown

Lets make fucking immature jokes about school shootings!

Alright, how about this.
>Overkill: Shoot an entire mag(If a gun with a mag is in use) at one victim.

>>714251176
Fucking kek

Chemical Warfare: Force a chemistry teacher to make bombs out of whatever is in the room

"Knife Party"
>Kill at least 5 people with a knife only

"Burn Baby Burn"
>Kill at least 10 people with a flamethrower

"Cooking up bacon"
>Kill at least 5 police officers

"Six Stars"
>Survive SWAT invading school for at least 5 minutes

"Gotta go fast"
>Shoot up the whole school in 10 minutes or less

"Two is better than one"
>Shoot up the school with a friend/another robot

"Allah Akbar"
>Behead at least one person

>GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!
Light 5 people on fire at the same time.

>Down To Kill: Recruit a tard

CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!!!: Make the principal and kids who party drink a mix of raid, bleach, and your own piss. Must kill 3 or more.

Spring cleaning- kill all the downies in early spring

>>714251532
>Lets make fucking immature jokes about school shootings!

You're in the wrong place, fag.

Saving some of these just in case. Will deliver if ever do.

>Bamboozled again:Convince somebody that it's actually Chad thats shooting up the school

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>>714247085
>Successfully complete Co-op Mode

Human Resources: make the surviving students barricade the classroom you make your final stand in

>CRYSTAL CASTLES
Smoke meth before shooting up the school.

>A time to kill

Kill at least 5 people between lunch bells

Ditto:

After killing a student, take all of his or her clothing and wear them

I had to make sure he stayed that way!: Shoot one person in the head until your magazine is dry

Deus Vult- shoot all people with "Muhammad" "al" or any name like that

>>714251532
I don't believe any shooter has yet to use a single-shot or muzzle-loading firearm...

>And STAY Down!: kill the school's Downies

>Sorry, police: Shoot up a room, then shoot yourself

>DJ Columbine: Play pumped up kicks while shooting up the school

Pasta Party. Throw spaghetti on the bloody floor. Bonus points for grated cheese.

>>714249577
moar like:

>Je prends congé de vous et je vous dis... Adieu !: Surrender without firing a shot to the French teacher.

>Bon appetit: get all of the following achievements
>fried potato
>mashed potato
>mr. potato head
>potato skins
>sliced potato

>Arnie: Come back after being released from prison and repeat.

>Kool-Aid man: start the shooting by breaking through a brick wall with c4

>Solid Snake
Kill everyone in the School without anyone noticing.

>ClockMan
Kill at least 10 students with a well-placed C4 Charge.

>Hitler Wannabe: Kill the Jewish kids first.

>Sneaky-Beaky: Kill an entire classroom without causing a code red.

>PTSD: Let the class choose one victim then release the rest.

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>this thread

>>714252291
>surrendering TO the French
?

Bringing in the big guns- kill at least 5 people in 1 shot of an 1810 howitzer

>Hunger Games: Make a class fight to the death and release the winner

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"Cheeky breeky"
> Use only Molotov cocktails and ak47

>>714252604
nice

>Mufasa: Kill a disabled child by causing a stampede.

>>714247085
Magnum Amish: use only a melee for the entire duration

>Pool's Closed: fill a small kiddie pool with your victim's blood, then swim in it

>Artificial Selection: Kill off 100% of the tards

>Don't wake Daddy: Use your Dad's gun

"Growing up's tough"
>kill everyone with acne or braces

Music to my ears- make the class play musical chairs and kill the losers. The last one is set free.

>>714253025
It's beautiful

>>714250213
>In a thread for joking about mass murder of children
>saying someone else has issues

>>714253025
gods work

>Empty Nest: kill parents before going to school

>Check'em: kill count is 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 77, 88 or 99

>My day was great!: Convince your parents after school that it was someone else, and you just survived

HULK KILL: kill atleast one person using your bare hands

>>714253025
It's beautiful.

Duke Nukem' - Kill everyone in a hall while chewing Bubble Gum

>Pulling a 'Cosby - Drug a student before your killing spree.
>Hot Wheels - Set a crippled kid in a wheelchair on fire.
>Down the Drain - Drown somebody to death in the Male's bathroom.
>Australian Heat - Take a shit in the middle of any hallway before you kill anyone.
>Pulling an Eric Harris - Successfully detonate a bomb (stealth) in the cafeteria.
>Tugging a Dylan Klebold - Throw 10 pipe bombs during the first 10 minutes of your spree.
>??? - Successfully summon the God of school shootings using meme magic in a janitors lounge.

>>714252855
>Long live the king: throw student body president off the roof

> Edgelord: Slit your wrists and kill 50 people before you bleed out

>>714247085
>Stockholm Syndrom: Convince someone still alive to help you in your crusade
>Exterminatus: Cleanse the school of all its inhabitants
>Brexit: Force all British and non-european student out of the class and kill the rest
>Vice-President of the USA: Kill every LGBTQ people in the school
>Bataclan: Shoot up the school during a concert
>Terrorists Win: End the school shooting by making a bomb explode inside the school
>BLACKED: Force a black guy to penetrate a white girl
>It's another Shoah!: Kill every jewish student

>too much time: Kill everyone with a watch on

Sandier Hook - Kill 21 underclassmen and 1 teacher

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>Star-Crossed: Kill only couples
>SPOOOOOOON: Cause massive collateral damage during spree
>Ballroom Blitz: Kill every member of the dance team(s)

>Dangerwank: Kill 50 students before you cum

>>714253698

Sandy Hook is faker than the holocaust

Too much protein is bad for you-
Force a Chad to eat his own dick and balls

>>714247085
Stealth on Death Wish: kill everyone in the school in an open carry area without anyone noticing

Successful: Kill a fat kid with a set of keys

>>714253877

lol why so butthurt over chads.. When you burn ants do you get mad and burn the warrior ants (with the larger head and mandibles) first?

> School Spirit: shoot up the school during a pep rally.

Some of you Guys are Cool: Inform at least 3 people of your shooting before it happens and don't get caught

>Hiroshima and Nagasaki

Kill a Japanese kid with an explosive

>Clinton: Kill nobody because you were caught planning the massacre by e-mail

Trench Warfare: Hold out behind a spot of cover for 5 minutes against the cops

>>714252010
KEk

>>714254043

More like killing something that is already brain dead. People who go to pep rallies are permanently brain damaged. They grow up, and go to the office and keep shouting about sports due to the permanent mental scars

>Holocaust: Kill all Jews, blacks, and tards at the school

It's All an Act - Kill at least 3 people on the stage

God-tier thread

>>714248441
>>714248875
>>714248976
How about kill 10+ nonwhites, then 1 or more whites?

>Don't go to school tomorrow

Successfully inform all your friends the day before the school shooting commences, and successfully have them all stay at home.

>Ferris Bueller : have your parents testify you were home sick on the day of the shooting

>>714251220
link the pastebin

>Vegan Gains

Kill 5 Vegan kids after lunch.

>>714254101
>large fam: inform at least 10 people

Strategy game when?
Preferably a board game

>>714254478

ABSOLUTE KEK

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>>714250385

Rennaissance - Only let the Art teacher live

>>714251449
nice