Im a senior in HS and just moved to a new place. Anyway I said

Tell her you talked shit and took your medicine like a man.

>>714244458
you walked into the door

It honestly looks like you got tackled while doing football, or fell off of a swing, or somebody bumped into you and made you fall, or you went down a slide face first and scraped your cheeks.

Learn Krav Maga faggot,

>>714244606
I fucking lol'd

Talk shit
Get hit

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>>714244458

>>714244458
Tell them its a hickey so they think you gettin mad pusss

buy a gun and columbine

>>714244606
>He fell down some stairs.

>I fell down some stairs.

Skateboarding

>>714244458
Not even bane is impressed at your wounds

Depends on what kind of "shit" you were talking OP. Speak softly and carry a big stick
>>714244605
>>714244714
>Defending assault cause me fee fees were hurt
Literally move in a 3rd world shit hole and kill yourself

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Talk shit, get hit

Just wait for one of them....when hes alone hitt dat nigga from back GG easy bro

suck your momma's pussy she'll forgive you after

>>714244458
Wrecked on a bmx bike doing stunts

>>714244940
Yea I didnt have a chance today they surrounded me and pushed me down, I tried to spin off the ground and ended up scraping myself. I didnt want to get kicked in the head

Stop being gay

>>714244880
Didn't defend shit. If you are gonna try to be a bad ass and talk shit online, you better be ready to back your shit talking up when you get called out on it.

>>714244880
I called them faggots on facebook

say you fell off your bike

>>714244458
wiped out on your friend's skateboard

I hope you have friends so the story is plausible

>>714244458
The irony here....is palpable....

>>714244458
Just say you were trying out a new razor and cut yourself shaving

>>714244458
Tell her that you got into a fight and own up to it like a man, you retard fuck.

say you were cucc'ed by homo

>>714246217
I was jump it really wasnt a fight

>>714244458
mods
read the rules faggot >18

>>714246279
Yeah but think of how embarrassed she'll be if she finds out her son was jumped by some fags. At least say that you fought back.

>>714246433
I am u stupid bitch I'm 18 and a senior can u not read

The better question is how you're gonna explain this shit the girls at school. Getting your ass waxed for flexing online is a sure fire way to make sure you never get laid again.

>>714244832
this

>>714246552
The good thing is they all are graduating and moving so I can start fresh at community college next year

>>714244458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>714246537
LOL your 18 and complaining about being beat up what a bitch i got shit kicked out of my broken nose broken eye socket and walked in mum screamed said yeah got beat up didnt press charges was fine dont be a bitch

>>714244458
bring a knife to school. if anyone tries to jump you pull it out. if they attack you anyway then fucking cut them. self defense

man up and start hitting these boys back for the goods.

>>714246711
Sorry I'm not done street fighter I didn't appreciate being on the ground

>>714246711
Thats some man shit right there.

Why call them faggots? What do?

>>714246936
They were dressed like.morons with shitty faggy sun glasses on and I commented on it

>>714246772
This. But a gun. If they press you let them hollows fly

You had previous beef with them?

>>714245627
Worked for Daniel son

>>714246537
what a fuckin tool lol, by the way it say nothing about your age in the post

>>714247038
ask them if they wana come chill for beer to apologise spike there drink with sleeping tablets proceed to arse rape. take pics and post in college saying BSDM sluts love it hard

>>714247176
No never really talked to them much

>>714247208
Senior in hs do the simple math jerk off

>>714246819
Would you like to try again? That made no sense

>>714246711
"Whatever happened to mobing? Instead of fist fighting niggas is busy blogging; this shit is a problem."
~Fleasus Christ

Gotcha. So basically these are some punks that couldn't handle your message

>>714247286
Be carefull op. You seen what flexing online got you last time.

>>714247419
Kek

MAN UP AND TELL HER YOU GOT YOUR ASS BEAT FOR TALKIN TOO MUCH SHIT. I SWEAR ITS PANSY ASS FAGGOTS LIKE YOU WHO MAKE US ALL LOOK BAD.

>>714247512
true this

>>714244458
if you have a bike crash it when she pulls into the driveway.

>>714244880
No one is defending anything faggot. Ever heard the phrase don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash? He ran his mouth and he paid the price for it, its a good learning experience for the kid. Now maybe he'll learn not to run his mouth if he can't back it up.

>>714246279
Then don't run off at the mouth next time dumbass.

>>714244675
>Learn Krav Maga faggot,
lmao the amount of wannabe tough guy krav maga fags I absolutely rekt at sparring as a 2 year boxer is hillarious. even when they're allowed to use their entire body it all goes to shit when it comes to actual defense and evasion

>>714245887
fuckin lol

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>>714246279

just say you forgot you weren't anonymous and got your shit kicked in

>>714247419
kek

>>714244458
This dumbshit fell and tries to make it look like he got in a fight, which he lost and now he looks like a fucking beta.

>>714247419
this. op is a bitch who will never learn a lesson.

bruise your ass checks when mum walks in show her ass and say you was raped by homosexual nigger

>>714244458
show us your mom's panty drawer

>>714247286
I graduated at 17, saying you're a senior doesn't mean shit.

>>714247286
Yeah but seniors can vary anywhere from 17-19 jerk off, and didn't you learn your lesson about talking shit online yet? Maybe they should have beat your ass more.

>>714248182
depends on bday, im 18 and a senior in hs.

>>714248182
Well sorry Mr Einstein

>>714248274
Immature response

I bet them kids are guna treat you like a lil biotch in school now kek

>>714244458
Welcome to the real world.

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>>714247734
>Ever heard the phrase don't let your mouth write a check your ass can't cash?
Justifying it with a cro-magnon catchphrase would be defending it. It depends on the context but generally speaking people who get violent over words should be punished.

>>714244458
was getting jumped all apart of your plan

>>714244458
The things you said got you flamed now you can do two things:
1 swallow it up, retract what you said apologize to the kids make friends with them and then kill them one by one using sneaky ways like poisoning their food with potassium or something

2 tell your mom the truth and ask her to pay for a hit man to kill the kids in ways that will look like accidents

>>714244675
Lol, this nigga thinks that the Krav Maga they teach at those shitty little McDojos is the same thing as what they teach the IDF.

>point and laugh.

>>714244458
Looks like you feel or something.
OP is a lying fag

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>>714244458
Sounds like karma caught up to you lil bitch boy. They should have kicked your skull in

son... what happened to you today?
GETTING OFF THIS PLANE
WITH NO SURVIVORS!

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This faggot wasn't even in a fight, he didn't even get "jumped". He got confronted and pushed to the ground (waaahhh).

He got those scrapes himself by rolling on the ground, no one even touched him.

This thread is a joke and OP is a cancerous faggot.

>pic related
>is op

>>714248542
My mom is very anti violence and shit like that, which is why I dont want to say anything about a fight to her.

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>>714244458
be a man and fuck them up one by one

>>714244458
those kids really gave you a light beating with that makeup and attention you want. Anywhoo talk shit aaround my parts you die, not get beat up.

>>714248619
I got thrown down on the ground, most of the damage was me spinning trying to get up and not get kicked in the head or stomach

smallest cuts i have ever seen in a fight pure bitch.

Come back when your head swoll like an egg and nose is plastered

>>714248274
kek

>>714247419
This

>>714248736
luls this nigga so bad at fighting he fucked himself up more than the dudes that jumped him.

>>714244458
Holy shit haven't seen this in a while

>>714248883
kek

OP here, I actually biffed on my skateboard. Not got beatup.

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Keked, next time dont be a nigger bitch and rape their sisters, mothers, and fathers