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Why do you guys have to go and ruin a great thing? Guess i'm

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Why do you guys have to go and ruin a great thing? Guess i'm taking a few extra precautions. Prepare for a little slower replies.
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You had your 15 minutes of fame, fuck off Alex. maybe you should accept that your downfall was more amusing than your uprising
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Based OP. I'm here to support you.
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>>714233330
You must be careful Alex. Most of us here enjoyed the fun. But there will always be faggots
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>>714233330
what happened to the girl alex?
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>>714233330
lay the wood OP
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>>714233486
Churchill didn't stop when his army got fucked.
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tiffany's just deleted her ig
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>>714233633
she got upset, obviously. i apologized, said what i needed to say. she said her piece. she didn't take it as bad as i expected. It is behind us now.
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>>714233486
>>714233577
>>714233633
Samefag
also checkd
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>>714233793
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>>714233793
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>>714233793
>>714233924
you guys are idiots
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>>714233951
>>714233978
>>714234067

>open 4chan on multiple different browsers
>????
>samefag
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>>714234067
lol then why you still in the thread?
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>>714233330
i'll keep going if you guys want. a lot of butt hurt in the air now though. any other ideas?
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>>714233866
you're still talking to her right? atleast you ended that shit before most of those fags could jump on it
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>>714234335
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>>714234555
Post nudes.
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>>714234621
nah she did block me. which is fine. i feel bad because she did seem really nice after the fact. kinda blwon out of proportion really, was just a girl i was talking to for like 30 minutes
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>>714234628
fuck you my IQ is like 154
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>>714234555
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>>714234555
still interested
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>>714234778
Ofc it is. Did you check that on some totally legit, random site on the Internet?
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>>714234748
>>714233486
What did i miss?
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>>714234555
Oh and I be to tell u I am gay. So that means no sex with u
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>>714234555
Red Robin? Holy shit you are a fag
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so far looking alright.
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>>714234555
Red Robin? Come on dude step your game up
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>>714235270
you gotta do what you gotta do man
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>>714235281
nice lines op. getting laid for sure if not neckbeard
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>>714235270
she still down

you seem to be the only broke faggot here faggot sir if i may say so thank you
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>>714235281
Why do all bitches has to use a snapchat filter nowadays?

Btw, thats catchphrase is so uncool...
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>>714234965
checked it on 4chan.com
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>>714235270
>>714235310
here's my logic. if i i say a nice ass restaurant she is going to pick the restaurant, if i give a sub par restaurant, then maybe she will come over instead.
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>>714235674
She's clearly wanting you to take control. The hints in her typing, demand that she's going to yours.
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>>714235672
>.com
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>>714235281
Send nudes for me to warm up. Would send my dick pic if u like
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>>714235851
This, no need for a 1.st base. The Homerun is there for you to take.
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>>714235925
but the zoom feature in my browser is broken, anon
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>>714236108
yea, gotta wait until the right time to strike though. cant rush these things. here's the other girl so far.
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>>714235281
"Didn't know models were on tinder now ;) "
Haahaha mo fucka cray cray
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>>714236195
cringe
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so far so good. this is the second time i've matched with this chick by the way, i already have her number i think.
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>>714235076
Im with this guy.
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>>714236656
Hardly cringe if it works.....
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>>714236195
Why are they both wearing headbands?
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>>714236782
i've been matching with girls on bumble and tinder for a couple hours. been posting our conversations. occasionally taking advice from people on here. I fucked up earlier and accidently posted a girls IG account name. That one blocked me. So here we are.
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>>714236782
And this. Wanna know the story. Why did a girl delete her instagram?
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>>714236916
I thought I was the only one to question that lol
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>>714237166
absolutely wrecked

who the fuck invites people over on their first date, especially online
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>>714237166
Try not to overpush the sarcasm. Keep to the point otherwise you risk scaring her off.
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>>714237377
it worked twice already. actualyl have plans for a girl to come over later tonight that i haven't met in person before. welcome to tinder
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>>714237166
You must look like a model or some shit because your messages are pretty fucking autistic and she still goes with it
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>>714237000
Ok. Not cool posting her insta, but keeps posting convos.

Fwiw, I've had much more succes with taking girls home for casual movieflix, than going for restaurants.
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>>714237377
Everyone.
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>>714237576
yea i know i felt pretty bad actually, she didn't over react though. she just said i should've asked first before i posted our conversations.
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>>714237377
>>714237412
>>714237500

really?
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>>714237166
>I'll keep that in mind for job applications

Oh boy.
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>>714233330
I am pretty sure I saw that same girl and the same pose on tumblr
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>>714238005
I planned on starting a little slower, but we can arrange that
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>>714233330
>super hanging out with me then

holy shit, the cringe. that hurt to read
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>>714238112
I know which one you're talking about, but it's a different chick. The one you are talking about has like a thousand fakes on the internet. She's "insta famous"
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>>714237166
kek she's onto you, anon
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>>714238005
Lol, maybe she's turned by the Patrick Bateman type. She's probably great in bed.
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>>714234335
its your IP address, not your browser
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>>714238222
checked.
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>>714234335
newfag get out
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>>714236195
how did that horrible line work? Im gonna need to see what you look like
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>>714238005
really.
you sound like an autist there, but maybe that's just what normies like, idk, been here too long
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>>714238005
this is cringe on both parts
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>>714238510
chicks, especially on tinder, are usually cringy though
it's not like they need to try anyway
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>>714238510
well what did you expect, it's desperate people on tinder
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>>714238005
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO BASED?
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>>714238307
HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOAAHAHAHAHAH

CS major anon here, ahem:

HHHAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

No.

I am banned on 4chan from google chrome but can access it just fine on firefox.

Also IP banning is pretty ineffectively, namely due to most device IPs being dynamic these days.
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hey this is working out pretty well
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>>714238725
never really understood the bans here anyway
sometimes my phone is randomly blocked because of stuff i supposedly wrote on boards that I haven't visited once in my life
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>>714238190
THIS
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>>714238849
let's cringe on
"Not if they're that hot/good looking though."
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>>714238664
shouldn't you be watching the wwe or other kids show?
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>>714238995
>the wwe
that means you know that thats on right now. dont act like youre not watching it
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>>714238849
"I am. I'm looking for a good girl now, and I think I've found one who knows how to have fun as well ;D"
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>>714234778
fuck you! Mines like 70. so what.
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>>714238995
cuck
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>>714236673
beta response

displays that you dont fuck chicks

chicks like guys that fuck chicks
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>>714237166
expert flirt
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>>714238849
"Good thing I'm talking to you then"
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>>714238849
Tell her "hoes don't spend the night"
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>>714237166
told you it was a beta response

>so sweet

get friendzoned over tinder
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DONT LISTEN TO THESE BETA CUCKS OP YOURE DOING GOOD AND SHE WANTS YOUR D
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>>714238849
Is it though? She didn't seem too impressed there.
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>>714239270
hey i'm not afraid to say it's happened before, but been pretty successful before too.
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>>714239270
he's obviously not friendzoned and you are obviously jealous
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>>714239464
this guy fucks
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>>714239464
Lol what a slut
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>>714239464
what is wrong with you op
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>>714239663
On what kind of affection? Wait what lol
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>>714239663
youre fucking it up now. dont make jokes about her fucking you yet
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i dont think she will post nudes, but anyways, if she does, post them here
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>>714239663

this isn't going anywhere
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>>714239663
"As a professional, I'd like to inspect the customer first though, any way we can arrange that?"
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>>714239663
can we speed this up a little?
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>>714239663
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basement dwellers who have never had physical contact with an actual girl before criticizing a guy for how he's flirting with a girl on Tinder. /b/ really does amaze me sometimes
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>>714239663
Hi well done OP

You must be attractive to get away with shallow compliments and witless humour but good job anyway, still happy for you.

Post pic OP so we can see what's got these ladies so moist
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>>714239663

Damn, that's good.
>>714239829
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>>714239464
She is dull as fuck
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>>714239464
Approaching cringe. Change topic or lock-down a date.
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>>714240052
see, OP is clearly a loser, but for some reason hes hot. we need to see a pic
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>>714240052
you got it in the bag dude
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>>714240052
She's starting to lose interest. Keep it casual.
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>>714239464
MISSION FAILED
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>>714240052

dumb bitch meets photoshop master
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>>714239538
Lol :D
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>>714238089
kek
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>>714239538
clearly he does, that's why he's on tinder lmfao
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>>714240358
speaking of photoshop, i made this earlier. still waiting on her to reply.
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>>714240052
Mate tell her you don't have to go all the way. That will lure her in and I GARUNTEE that she will definitely fuck.
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All those cucks saying its cringe and pretending they would do better

The girl finds it funny , playing into it and clearly wants OP's dick.
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>>714240052
>>714240271

Say you have to return some Videotapes, and will get back to her tomorrrow. Srs.
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>>714240052
POST THE PROFILE YOU FUCK
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>>714240358
BUT WHO IS WHO?
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>>714240482
not all of us on tinder fuck you dingus
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>>714240548
Browsing tinder is a lost cause from the start anyway. That's the cringe bit.
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Pro-tip this is what a girl who wants Dick looks like
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>>714240639
I was being sarcastic.
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>>714240502
>>714240548

She was DTF way before he starting cringing.

Op, do this:
>>714240556
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>>714240751
is this 2006 nigger? who the fuck rents videotapes anymore
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will post texts
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>>714240681
and they always message first, not counting obvious bots
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>>714240052
That's fucking nonesense - lol.

Look she wants fucked but just doesn't want to appear to be a cheap slut (even tho she is).

Hit her with some pish about how you're very selective and don't just fuck anyone. Lay on some back story about just coming out of a relationship that wasn't working but you were engaged and faithful or some shit so she feels like she's dominant.

You're a fucking pussy op
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post pic of self. too many chicks into you to be some rando.
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>>714240901
Truth
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>>714240548
because shes just as cringey. look at her messages.
theyre too hot cringey weirdos
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>>714240976
this. post pic OP
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>>714240874

fuck outta here
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>>714240882
Wp, anon.
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>>714241009

photos can be more flattering than reality
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>>714240976
this.
I've already said it twice in this thread, we need a pic. they dont mind your cringey messages cause apparently youre hot
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>>714240874
Idiot
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>>714240882
Precious?
not jelly here but you're acting like a sef righteous stuck up cunt "TOMORROW WE GO OUT"
ohhh precious *love*
fucking women
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>>714240976
>>714241045
he posted in prev thread he is in fact a handsome boy
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>>714241220
kek.
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>>714241188
He is hot. I wish I looked like him.
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OP SHOW YOURSELF
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>>714241220
nah, that was the one good line he had. its the whole "man has to take charge" thing
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What does OP look like?
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>>714241233
post pic
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>your so handsome
Send a pic of yourself op
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post pics of yourself op. profile, shirtless, face, cute, pondering, ass, and cock. One for each please.
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>>714241318
he has his on place too. total package
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go for nudes!
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>>714241372
>got rid of it
why do girls always do that? I still have contacts from people I know that have died
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>>714241379
this is me.
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post pic of self OP we need it
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>>714241494
post the one without the cap, looked better
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>>714241478
>why do girls always do that?
so their boyfriends don't find out
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>>714241494
>OP is a Russian Daniel Radcliffe
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>>714238215

It's only cringe if you're a faggy neckbeard. IF you have game and some looks, you say say whatever you want, with confidence, and that shit gets ate up. Don't hate.
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>>714241494
Looking like a redneck muslim, wtf
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>>714241494
that cap is giving redneck vibes
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