/b/ so I'm in a college class, called Writing For Workplace.

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>>714225782
i know this feel, bump while i think

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>>714225782
Marijuana Dispensary

Buy low, sell high, and always flush.

There, done with pages to spare.

>>714225902
No problem man, take your time... Sad thing is, my idea for the GPS tracking was used in one of my other classes this semester for the exact same fuckin thing, a business plan, and I ended up getting 93/100 on it but this dumbass professor wasn't feeling it :-(

>>714225989
I actually thought of this, or something dealing with the marijuana industry...but I don't think he would accept it since dispensaries already exist lol. But thanks man.

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>>714226247
You are going to be pissed when the prof takes your great idea and puts intellectual property rights around it.

Give him a shitter and save the good stuff for yourself.

>>714226650
Yeah, that's my thoughts exactly...he's actually a patent attorney as his main profession. Thing is if I had a good enough invention that doesn't exist, I wouldn't be in his fuckin class, I'd be a business owner lmao.

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>>714225782
I've got like, two papers due tomorrow for theatre. I am in no fucking hurry to finish them. Anyway,

Make it awesome. let's write about some kick ass illegal shit.

>>714227266
So cocaine delivery service then? Seriously, need to pick some brains ASAP. Not only do I have to write the 6 pages, I have to give a 5-10 min presentation too. (Once again, I'm good at presenting stuff so I'm not worried, I just need an idea!! Lol)

>>714225782
write about becoming a NEET youtuber. It can be an income

>>714227593
That's not really a business though :/ anything else?

>>714227466
Cocaine? You need an idea? something that hasn't existed before?

Intelligence trading, espionage. spycraft and private investigator consulting.

Want something I kept thinking about today? It's legal, solar panel window blinds.
Quick, tell me what the pages need to be about. like, do you need to write an intro, three body paragraphs? catch my drift? how is this paper supposed to be laid out?

>>714225782
I came here for duda.
Why is this Thread not about duda?

>>714225782
>Glowdies

Glow in the dark underwear - energy saving under garments. I did this in middle school.

>>714227773
One sec I'll screencap the assignment page

>>714227784
Duda is my lord and savior. Goes without saying man. He doesn't need a thread, he's already the GOAT

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>>714225782
>Sound Pads

recycled mouse pads for headphone pieces or engineer studio acoustics

you know when you get eggs, and like they come in boxes, well make an incentive driven business where you keep the boxes and re-use them at egg vending machines. Dat way you save enviornment.

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>>714227773
After executive summary I just need a body and conclusion. Like I said, the paper won't be too difficult for me, it's just coming up with an idea lol... I like the espionage idea, maybe I should look into something in that field. Idk what it would be though.

get a van and sell ham, jam , spam, lamb etc. from it.

Start a franchise restaurant that sells roadkill and stray dog with insect fries.

>>714228375
Oh wow I actually like this. I'm a producerfag so this would be right up my ally. May have to do some research on this.

Thanks to everybody so far, keep em coming, this is definitely helping!

Make a machine that gets rid of gravity, and then charge people money for rope that keeps people attached to the floor.

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Weak one:
A box of chewing gum that is made of plastic. The gum is lined up but when one pops out a spring pushes the remaining ones up so you don't have to try and slide it out of the packet. Refillable too so its cheap in the long run but handy too.

>>714228710
And beans, greens, potatoes, and tomatoes?

Get an ice cream van and sell drugs from it. Visit shitty ass neighbour hoods and make hella dolla.

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>>714228704
Intelligence gathering and the utilization of new hacking tech that allows for your team of private investigators to retrieve sensitive data for your own security consulting reasons.

So someone comes to you and says that they feel they are being scammed, or money is being stolen by a business partner. Under a written agreement your company is assigned to the case and you begin to set a team of investigators and 'hackers' onto finding out everything you they can about the target in question. You reveal the evidence to your customer. If he likes what he see and can use what he has then he is obligated to pay you interest or something for the success. personally, i like the 'failure is not an option' idea better, but if upon failure you should compensate the customer for what resources you spent plus a little more of course.

So you take whatever you do legally, this intelligence gathering, and after some time and reputable gain amongst some of the high figureheads in the political and business world, you can start branching out over states, then over seas. Then you take your business global. Sell that sensitive information you've gathered over the years to intelligence agencies from here to India and everywhere in between and wide.

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>>714228319
also very true, you have convinced me.
my duda bring you good luck and much success with your project

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>>714229312
Yo chili fritos, fatboi!

>>714225782
so you need an idea huh? come up with a product that gives you ideas,

1st we have to figure out why you dont have any ideas....

your brain is probably crammed with so much bullshit from school that u cant think on your own any more.

solutions....

Psilocybin mushrooms will clear that the fuck up
so either right a paper on that ,or find some quick.

>>714229550
Hmmm, I'm going to look into this one too. That's good shit man, I appreciate it. This and the recycled mouse pads are my top two right now.

>>714228710
That's funnier than hell mayne

>>714229639
Much love man. I owe you infinite dudas.

How about a business which sells drone/flying wing monitoring to people like farmers and such.

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>>714230818
So they can easily spot and shoot them down? Judgement Day isn't a joke, Anon.

>ExoAromas

Spray dried fruits from around the world. Turn these fruits into sauce mixes for high end restaurants around the world.

>>714230818
>>714231190
Also both good ideas... Care to elaborate more with sprayed dried fruits? Sprayed with what exactly? Haha

This has gone a lot better than expected tbh. You guys are the shit. Least I have some ideas to toss around now.

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>>714227466
>H2Whoa!

Dried meals for future space missions, campers, war rations, and relief funds, everyone.

>>714231614
Hmmm. Doesn't that kinda already exist though? Good stuff though.

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>>714231361
It's called spray-drying. Some kind of method through high pressure injection of 'liquid solutions high in soluble solids'.
I believe it's the same as the powder packets you get in ramen noodles, don't quote me on that though. And it says in this book that there are commercial dried-product flavorings out there already. but maybe you can do this to meats or something, maybe a revolutionary beef bullion cube. chicken? lamb? bear?

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>>714232243
All you have to do is add water. Add water and you have a full meals worth of food in a matter of seconds. You're supposed to team up with a chef though. Turn a famous chef's menu into Major Tom's breakfast and the Marine's mid-desert dessert.

Uber for hookers? You can see local hookers in your area and leave reviews on them and vice versa. Make all hookers take std tests and then you got a safe solution to prostitution

>>714232428
Okay, sweet!!! Another good idea. Out of this thread I can say there are 4 or 5 ideas I'm researching right now, more than likely gonna roll with one of them once I get it figured out

>>714232901

LOL this would actually be perfect for the city where my school is. No shit, I'd make a killing. But I don't think my professor would appreciate the presentation too much lmao

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>>714228704
Wait a minute... what was your proposal????

>Third Chances
Rehabilitation of criminally insane and mental disturbed children and teenagers into killing machines. You can start a mob. Your mob needs money and your goons aren't being paid enough for the work they're performing. These tasks include things like beating up (or disposing of), snitches, people in debt to your gambling houses, bad men who treat your prostitutes badly, competitors, informants, scammers, corrupt police officers.

Your thugs can't do shit anymore and you're losing faith, so your business is the solution. With the help of some dangerous minds and a little money in front of their faces, you can turn these rampaging maniacs into your body guards. But how will you pay for them to stay alive in the face of danger? You should train them. By who? Private military contractors and dishonorably discharged mercenaries for hire.

>>714225782
Disposable trash cans.

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>>714233747
My proposal was the GPS trackers that sync to an app on a phone. Wallet size, key size, etc. I got 70/100 on it because it wasn't an invention, just an improvement on something that already exists, hence my problem hahah.

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>>714234525
Ever consider your professor is a pretentious dick who is trying to teach you the lesson in failure? Failure should you not accept contempt. Some philosophical words of wisdom written by some Asian thinker in a land before time? Maybe humanity has all it needs, and imperfection is an attempt at improving something that does not require it. Thinking outside of the box?

Do you know if for certain anyone else in your class has gotten a 100 on their similar papers?

So let's narrow the topics down and stay on topic while we're at that.
>Technology
>Food
>Art
>Animals
>Travel
>Machinery
>Outdoors
>Fashion
>Entertainment
>Pleasure
>Service

Foreign or Domestic?
Legal VS. Illegal

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>>714235226
Perhaps he/she knew you would ask for help. And you should. And you should learn how important people's ideas are to themselves. I always liked watching The Social Network, and it always gave me a creative, enthusiastic spark. But maybe just scimming some good movies can give a general quick idea?

>>714235226
Hmm, didn't think of it like that, maybe so. Preferably technology since that's more tailored to my skills/interests. It can be foreign or domestic, but has to be legal.

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>>714225782
Eeeeeiiiiiwwwwwwww
>Aliens
Space! The new frontier!
Terraforming! Planning for the advancement of civilization among the stars!

>>714227773
If I'm going to spend hard earned cash on an expensive solar energy system, I'm not going to buy something that will be out of commission most of the bright sunny days. I also don't want my solar panels having so many moving parts that will eventually break, especially when used by so many different people.

>>714225782
Here's a tip. Don't begin a paragraph with so.

>>714228515
I'm not buying eggs from a vending machine. Ever. For multiple reasons...

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I had this same annoying class to come up with a brand new invention. Here was mine.

My favorite front another student was a reverse doorbell that called your cat's name through an outside speaker to come to the door

>>714229041
You just invented a PEZ dispenser. Congrats.

>>714236296
Pretty sure this isn't my paper man, haha. Was just looking for tips. My professor isn't grading my thread on /b/ my dude

Literally everything that currently exists is an improvement on something before it. Your professor is a fucking retard

>>714236505
Thank you. Seriously, thank you.

Jesus. Your professor is a bit of scumbag, sitting there collecting his student's ideas so that he can patent them if he likes them.

>>714236328
I actually really like this lmao. How did you get around the fact that some urinals & shitters have an auto flush? Like what are the advantages of flushing with your elbow instead of the automatic flush?

parner with major tech companies and teach ethical hacking online.

Part of the curriculum will be breaking into and finding vulnerabilities in cached versions of their software. You can offer the course for free and make money by charging companies to pen test their software/infrastructure. Basically FCC but for hacking/pen testing instead of making shitty web apps and interfaces. Don't mention FCC and it will seem like an original idea

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>>714235928
Uh, some kind of software that uses sound imagery, like bats do with their screeches. Using high frequency signals to measure the insides of rooms. I think Batman uses this tech in the The Dark Knight.
So instead of advancing on this tech, you will advance the idea of living condition simulations software!

Together, with years of climate research across the globe and countless species and fauna studies. Use an Artificial Intelligence to predict and image scenarios of calculable occurrences like tornadoes and floods in the desert or the arctic. Because what if we went to another planet and found t be a desert - or a winter wonderland?

Your business encounters the latest NASA budget funding cuts. So you have to start outsourcing your resources for consulting advice and business deals. In fear of having to let people go, morale plummets. You appeal and stress the importance of science research and exploration. Funding is met by reaching diversity requirements, your company now hires people from across the world.

You can train and prepare astronauts for the ever-long dream of reaching Mars and beyond in the face of any worse possible scenario. The next generation of humanity.

>>714225782
Loool, 6 pages??
Are you sure that you arent an underage school kids??
Even in nurse school, a patient report would need to have at least 15 xD, a family health planning like 40 and a management program would easilyngo over 100 pages...
You are such a faggot

>>714236860
I proposed it as a temporary improvement until the more expensive auto-flush units were eventually installed.

I work in the maintenance department and learned the manual flush urinals have more problems because nobody flushes them.

>>714236328
Now instead of just washing your fucking hands, you should also wash your elbow...

That nasty thing is going to absorb so much piss. How unsanitary you are, anon.

>>714225782

that course is a complete waste of time, I literally could learn everything in one day. I remember having assingments like writing an email to another coworker or customer. If you didn't use emojis or blatantly post a script of a scat porn you'd pass

>>714237391
And that wooden paddle forces them to flush a manual urinal...?

>>714237533
It was just a prototype.
A real one would be made of the same cleanable metal as other washroom fixtures.
Besides, people seem to be more willing to get "germs" on their elbow then on their hands.

>>714237696
Yeah dude. It's the easiest fuckin class ever and the professor is trying to turn into rocket science cause he teaches like two classes. Everything else has been easy af, as this will be once I research an idea enough to continue the paper.

>>714237701
The idea is that they would be more willing to flush it since they didn't have to use their hand.
Plus the sign above would remind them to flush in an agreeable manner.

>>714225782

a fucking time machine because fuck this retard and his vague rules. If you are susposed to 'invent' something that doesn't rely on existing technology then you can literally fucking say anything

>>714237739
And why not just use my elbow on the existing flush mechanism?

>>714237933
It's awkward to bend over that far, so most people won't do it. This paddle makes it easier and more convenient.

>>714237863

i did it online, 3 month course and i spent maybe 4 hours total on the whole thing

we had to come up with a business plan and do actual 'market' research like surveys and whatnot, i completely made up everything like spending a whole day interviwing random strangers about adding a diner to some street corner

So you come to /B to ask for an idea that you can steal from anon's?. You are a new fag asshat. GTO my /B.. This is coming from a 47 yo marketing/sales executive of a multi-national company.

>>714237896
As I stated in >>714237933 I can use my elbow to flush the existing mechanism. No different than that pedal.
Also, if I don't plan on flushing a toilet, there's not a single sign in the world that can coax me into it.

>>714238137
Steal? Lol. If people offer me advice, how is that stealing? I know you're a troll but fuck ya, it worked cause I've got 5-6 good ideas to research now to form the paper. I win! XDDDDD

>>714238234
hah well like I said the paddle makes it easier and more convenient.

The sign would at least get you thinking about it though.

>>714238063
Are you 12 fucking feet tall? Bend over to flush a urinal? Usually the low ones are on a fucking toilet with a seat. If you want people to bend over to flush one of those pedals where someone has for certain pissed all over it, you're even more nasty than I first though. I'll just use my foot, thanks...

>>714238569
heh well it's really only intended for a urinal. It's unlikely someone is pissing high enough to hit the flusher on a urinal

supercooled magnets used as conveyors for factories

if you ignore the ridiculous energy requirements its not a bad idea and i doubt your prof has the tech background to understand it

>>714238330
No...using 'XD" means you still lose. And you'll continue to lose until you stop it, you fucking child.

>>714238955

shut up you fucking retard and stop posting in a thread you clearly hate

>>714238882
Now you just seem like your dense and can't follow a conversation. Thankfully this will be the only time we ever speak to each other.

>>714239036
Not until the stupidity is dealt with.

>>714239258

who is stupid? people discussing the topic or you bitching about the topic? please explain, are you lonely or some shit?

>>714239347
There's been plenty of stupid posted here.

>>714236505
Is one of the few more intelligent post in here.

>>714239581

its a comms class for college, it doesn't even require an actual legit idea, just 6 pages of complete bullshit

>>714225782
Waste removal system.
If you're in a spot without proper facilities, you can utilize the Chipper Shipper™. It's a small rubber platform that you shit into, then helium canisters inflate attached balloons and float the payload to any Muslim destination.

>>714239820
Why do you want someone else's bullshit?

>>714225782

OP I wish you could figure out an invention that would make this teacher obsolete, therefore you'd force the guy to admit he could easily be replaced

these guys haven't been in an actual workforce for decades and yet expect people to learn from them, it's a ridiculous situation

>>714239995

im not OP

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Here's some of the other ideas my prof rejected

A cubicle traffic light for people with no door to close

The "Correct-a-muslim" a small nanoscale device that can be stabbed into a muslim (by attaching it to a knife, axe, katana, etc) which then deconverts the muslim to an Atheist, provided they survive.

>>714240402

that's not an invention, its just colored lights lol

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>>714240402
A basket that attaches to a fan for better DIY air conditioning

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>>714240402
an improved desk IN-tray for today's busy worker

An underground system of pipes filled with a very viscous liquid, at each end is a plate which interacts with the fluid, using morse code you can transfer signals long distances reliably without electricity, when you press down on one end it would raise the other

just assume you are superman when you do it

>>714240372
If you're going to help fight OP's battles, then you answer the fucking question or shut the fuck up.

>>714240896

suck my big fat dick you colossal faggot

>>714240307
So fuckin true. I love you guys.

>>714240946
See, just more stupidity...

>>714241069

did i say you could open your mouth without shoving my cock into it?

>>714240674
>>714240553
>>714240402
moar

>>714240553
Am I retarded or just really high? How does this work? Lol

>>714241225

i think its ice or absorbant foam and there is some kinda cold liquid in the bowl that evaporates

>>714241137
I'd tell you to not be stuipd, but we've already figured out you're not very bright and simply resort to childish insults when you think you've been bested. Must be a sad existence. You should invent something to make you feel better about yourself.

>>714241383

hey sweetie do you feel this nice big throbbing cock tickling your lips? best open wide

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>>714241216

>>714241225
>>714241292
Yep just ice in a basket with a bowl to hold the melted water

>>714241564

that design alone should have gotten marks, what is wrong with the teacher? people putting effort in and hes like NO IT HAS TO BE UNIQUE AND MARKETABLE

>>714241433
Oh you sure showed me. Now that you've called a homosexual I don't think I can live a normal life. Oh woe is me.

How does it feel to have the wit of a 5 year old?