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ITT: We're all in prison, post your race, ideology, what

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ITT: We're all in prison, post your race, ideology, what you in for, your sentence and what kind of person you are.
Dubs: Shanks another anon
Trips: Starts riot
Quads: Prison escape
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>>714216154
Race: Aryan
Ideology: National Socialist
In for: Curb stomping a nigger outside my gaf
Time: Bare years
Personality: Standard
>>
Escaping while not even in it
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>>714216154
Race: Standard white
Ideology: Atheist
In for: tax evasion, hit n run, vandalism
Time: 9 years
Personality: Spiteful, and arrogant
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nigger
jew
child porn
90 days
angry
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>>714216154
Race: white
Ideology: Atheist
In for: first degree murder, conspiracy to commit murder, armed robbery, possession of illegal drugs
Sentence: 30 years
Personality: the guy that sits alone and nobody messes with not because theyre afraid but because they don't care
>>
>Race
Mulatto
>Ideology
Liberal
>In For
Poasting Memes
>Time
Life
>Personality
None
>>
Yugoslav nihilist charged with 35 year sentence for being an assistant in a terrorist bombing, absolutely psychotic unable to feel guilty at all
>>
Standar White
Liberal
Vandalism And Nazism
20 Years
Angry and neutral
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>>714218259
rolling to stab


Sand nigger
communist
Lewd acts with camels
Smells funny, fidgety. hates raisins
>>
Race: Aryan
Ideology: democratic republic with mixed capitalist/socialist policies
In for: balls-deep sodomy with a woman somewhere in the Bible Belt
Time: 1 year
Personality: unrapeable meme-king
>>
>>714218859
>Standar White
gas the standars race war now
>>
Race: cuban but looks white
Ideology: Catholic
In for: beating an old man
Time:5 years
Personality: super depressed
>>
Race : White
Ideology : White Nationalist
In for : No Scopin' JFK
Sentence : 420 Years
Personality : Trickshotter
>>
white
nothing
framed by a nigger
the whole thing
neet
>>
Race: I look white, but I might be a sandnigger
Ideology: Anti-islamofascist
In for: Insulting the president (that's a thing in dictatorships)
Time: 2 years
Personality: Calm and friendly as fuck
>>
>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: Indifference
In for: Illegally downloading a car
Time: 20 life sentences
Personality: Trading sexual favors for protection from bigger inmates.
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>>714216154
> race
Honkey think man

>Ideology
Feminism

>in for
Setting fire to lap dancing club

>time

20 menstral cycles

>personality
>what's that ?
>>
Race: Hispanic
Ideology: Religious
In for: Punching my wife's sister for being an annoying bitch
Time: 10 years
Personality: Short fuse
Shank attempt: >>714219926
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Depressed cuban here. The latinos would like to team up with the whites against the niggers. I propose that we steal their drug supplies
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>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: Conservatist
In for: Told a refugee to stop raping my wife
Sentence: 5-year-reeducation-program
Personality: Uncaring, might need to take an extra year
>>
anyone get 222222?
>>
Race: Negro
Ideology: N/A
In for: Shooting some whities.
Time: Forever.
>>
>>714222563
Personality: Negro alpha.
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Race: Confused Jew
Ideology: KKK, Trumpism
Crime: Fraud, DUI
Sentence: 5 years
Personality: Now a boy named Sue
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>>714218753

Hello my Albanian friend.
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>>714221843
Fuck off, spic.
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>>714222832
Man fuck you
*shank attempt*
>>
White
National Socialist
Killing niggers and jews
Until Benny G dies
A man with focused anti-semetic hate
>>
Race: Arabian
Ideology: Agnostic
In for: Not being Muslim
Sentence: Death by beheading
Personality: Normal I guess
>>
>>714216154
Race: American Indian
Ideology: Nihilist
In for: Indecent exposure and possession of schedule 2 controlled substances (x14)
Time: 7 years
Personality: Polite, respective, non-racist, and a humorous soul
>>
Polish
Orthodox Christian
Building unsafe houses
10 years
Never talks
>>
>>714218259

Stab roll

White with darker features, could pass for mixed race or spanish with a tan

Liberal

Athiest

Tax Evasion on income from my human trafficking ring. Didn't get caught for human trafficking since it was mostly done offshore, but didn't claim it on my taxes and couldn't justify my mansion, kickass motorcycle collection, and pet tiger on my $30k / year salary from being assistant manager of Menard's.

6 year sentance.
>>
>>714216154
race: aryan
ideology: trump will make america great again
in for: raping my sister
time: 1 year
personality: alpha male
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>>714216154
Race: Irish
Ideology: Anarchist
In for: Drunkenly throwing cats from the vet at niggers on the sidewalk
time: 5 years
personality: Cheerful when normal, extremely violent just at the smell of liqour
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>>714223949

Stab rolling against

>>714223968
>>
Shank attempt: >>714224028
Fuckin micks
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>>714224095

Reeeeeeeeee
>>
>implying everyone isnt here for pizza deleviery vans

>white
>dont really wanna get raped at all. so maybe just by myself. is that cool?
>ATF firearms shit, CP

rolling to stab nigs.
>>
>>714216154
white
fuck you
lawyer fucked me
>>
>>714216154
>Caucasian, albanian.
> Ideology: Nationalist
>In for: Human trafficking and murder.
Time: 40 years(paid the jury millions. Have contact with the albanian mafia).
Personality: cocky, arrogant, aggressive and testosterone level over 9000. Love to go to the gym and have the albanian flag as a tattoo on the chest.
>>
>>714224095

REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>714224095

Reeeeeeeeeee!
>>
>>714222203
>under rated post
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>>714216154
Race: White (Serb)
Religion: Orthodox
Ideology: Statism
In for: Jaywalking
Time: 50 years
Personality: Retarded
>>
Race: Otherkin
Ideology: Black lives matter
In for: Violent protest
Time: 2 days
Personality: Hate cis males
>>
>>714224566

Ok fuck this. The retard gets to stab someone and no one else does?

Rolling to stab the retard.
>>
Race: British
Ideology: Atheist
In for: Bank job, double police homicide and single civilian homicide.
Time: life sentence
Personality: chill as fuck and very creative..
>>
>>714224566
Shanking
>>714223712
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>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: Atheist
In for: Fucking, killing and eating some brownies
Time: Life x 20
Personality: Love to see pics of inmates daughters
>>
>>714224839
Rolling to stab the guy that wants to stab the retard
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>>714224634
>>714224095

Reroll but if trips its a double kill.
>>
>>714224871
Kurwa
>>
>>714224973

Hey fuck you, Bitch. I'll have my crew start stealing your chicken nuggets at dinner.
>>
>>714216154
Race: Trans-White
Ideology: Aryan
Crime: Lynching
Sentence: 60 years
Personality: cranky & blind as fuck
>>
>>714225259
Picko!
>>
Race: Arab
Ideology: Muslim
Crime: Business Espionage, Crimes against humanity, and Terrorism
Sentence: Life
Personality: Shady as fuck
>>
Race: White
Ideology: Authoritarian Nationalist, non radical
In for: Drunk Driving
Time: 2 Years
Personality: Pissed off
>>
>>714224843
rolling to stab
>>
>>714225632
re roll
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>>714225366

THERE MUTHAFACKA!!!!!! WHAT NOW BITCH?! WHAT NOW?! I TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK WITH ME WHILE I WAS STABBIN RETARDS, BUT YOUR BITCH ASS WOULDN'T LISTEN AND NOW YOU'RE ON THE FLOOR WITH A TOOTHBRUSH STICKING OUT OF YOUR BITCH TIT!!!

WHAT YOU GONNA DO?!
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>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: Marxist
In for: Killing a Nazi at a protest with a baseball bat
Personality: fuck cops
>>
>>714222563
Shank

Race: Aryan
Ideology: Atheist
In for: DUI, Drugs
Time: 6 months
Personality: manipulative
>>
>>714225552
Rolling to stab
>>714217695
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Race: Semite
Ideology: Zionist Capitalist
In for: Bank Fraud
Time: 5 Years
Personality: Charismatic


>starting a riot
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>>714225733

Can we assume your dubs mean you've shanked the warden on your first day?
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>>714225733
*Stormfront Revenge Shanking*
>In the chow line
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Race: White
Ideology: Socialist
In for: Bodily harm
Time: 2.5 years
Personality: quick tempered and manipulative

I actually got sentenced to 2.5 years for bodily harm. I'm a small guy and I befriended some bikers that kept me under their guard when I served time.
>>
>>714218617
rolling to stab

White
NatSoc
Arson
6 Gorillion years
Standard
>>
>>714224930
Rolling to shank >>714225552
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>>714226129
How much cock did you take for that little favor?
>>
>>714225705
Fuck you I may be a retard but I am gonna stab you!
>>
>>714226166
Whats up now nigger
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Race: aryan master race
Ideology: ethno-nationalism
In for: Smuggling spicy memes
Sentence: 14.88 life sentences
Personality: semi psychotic counter semite
>>
>>714216154
Roll for shanking the nearest jew in the group
>>
>>714226129
rolling to stab / ass rape
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>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: AB (out of necessity)
In for: Most likely murder...
Time: 25 at least...
Personality: war vet
>>
Race: Slav
Ideology: Nihilist/Pesimist
In for cooking meth
Sentence: 10 years
Personality: I'd like some
>>
Enough of this shit, must be time for a riot..
>>
anyone need someone to suck their dick in exchange of staying safe?
>>
>>714227000
RIOT
>>
>>714226350
I bunked with one of them, we got a friendly tone, that was all it took.
>>
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>>714227000
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>>714216154
Race: Spooby
Ideology: FSM
In for: Theft
Time: 6 months
Personality: Addictive, have a knack for gambling
>>
>>714227000

FUCK YEA IT IS!!! EVERYONE STAB THE RETARD!!!!
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>>714227000
RIOOOOOTT!!!
>>
>>714227211
Shanking
>>714225705
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White
Atheist
Intruding on someone's safe space
3 consecutive life terms
I'm the guy with all the connections
>>
>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: Born-again jew
In for: Inconsistent sandwich making, touching kids
Time: 6 years, 2 years house arrest probably
Personality: I lost a lot of weight and now I touch kids
>>
>>714227519
Fuck you noone is gonna stab me
>>
>>714227775
:O
>>
>>714227722
I'm not gunna stab anybody, it'll fuck up my rep as the guy who gets you things
>>
>>714227722
Protecting, wanna stab my nigger, go through me.
>>
>>714216154
I'm from New Zealand, i'm a hoodrat wannabe cause i like to blend in with the street dogs i got 10 years for battery on one officer and possession for sale purposes

Fucking cop caught me with 30 pounds of AAA medical grade poop

Ye, i sell poop boi, gets you high as shit nigger
>>
Race: White
Ideology: Conservative/Libertarian
In For: Armed Robbery, Fraud, Embezzlement
Time: 15 years
Personality: Manipulative
>>
>>714216154
Race: Biracial: Black(Not the nigger kind) and Hispanic
Ideology: Atheism4Lyfe
In for: 1st Degree Murder, Unlawful use of a firearm (killed my GF's rapist ex boyfriend. He was one of the wild niggers)
Time: 15 years (10 for good behavior)
Personality: Antisocial, but usually respectful unless you start shit, then I am vengeful as fuck
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Race: White
Ideology: Conservative
In for: Slicing a man in two with a sword
Time: 3 years
Personality: Angry and impatient
>>
>>714228418
SHANKSHANKSHANK
>>
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The slut
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>>714227699
Shanking
>>714225867
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Im a nigger
self explained
>>
>>714216154
Race: White
Ideology: Progressive
In for: Beating a neckbeard to death
Sentence: 1 year since neckbeards aren't people
Personality: Idealistic, hate snobs and people that ruin the fun for others
>>
Race: Tracian(hwite)
Tengrisum believe in totems but a slav as well
Killed 15 syrians for raping his wife
Sells LSD and shrooms in prison
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Race: Cadian
Ideology: Human Supremacy
In for: Ignoring orders, incompetence, retreating, failing to uphold my duty for the God-Emperor
Time: Until death
Personality: N/A
>>
>>714229406
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME MERE MORTAL?
YOU SHALL SUFFER MY NEGROID WRATH
AKA...prepare ur anushole white boi
>>
>>714216154
white, atheist, payroll fraud exceeding $1mil, interfering with a police investigation, tax evasion, money laundering, possession of a controlled substance (ie; cocaine), evading justice.
18 months
racist/white supremacist.

they never found all the money, just a mil or so. when i get out, i'm moving to switzerland.
>>
White, Marxist-Leninist and i did hang a few capitalist for beeing fuckers
>>
Race: Hispanic
Ideology: anarcho-syndicalism, antifa
In for: public disturbance, clubbing a riot cop with a pipe, was found to be guilty of attempted murder of a local politician
Sentence: 3 years for assault and battery, 25 years for attempted murder charge
Personality: Stern but approachable with a knack for oration
>>
>>714216154
Race: Jew
Ideology: Judaism
In for: Secretly I own the prison and am making money out of you lot. I just live here because that way I don't have to pay for living and food.
Time: 40 years to retirement
Personality: Leader
>>
>>714223527
>>714231924
Meet in prison, friends for life.
>>
>>714232008
Jew isn't a race, /b/tard
>>
>>714216154
Race: Asian
Ideology : Communism + Buddhism
In for : Murder and Arson
Time : A long time.
Personality : Reckless
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>>714216154
Race: German
Ideology: Catholicism
In for: Pillaging and Razing sand niggers lands
Time: Until pardoned by the Pope
Personality: Stern, disciplined and witty

Die you infidel! *shank attempt*>>714223437
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we gots ta kill all da crackas
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