To all straight anons, if you were offered $3000 in cash to suck

gay anon here

none of us want an ugly /b/reeder sucking us off

Yeah why not. It's 2016

>>714211113
enjoy your HIV, fags

>>714211326

>I can't read
>ENJOY UR STD LEL

$3000 is a little expensive, but if the guy is good looking you can count on me.

I would be horrible at it but I would for the money

>>714211113
No. 10K minimum

>>714211113
Yes

Fuck YEAH

>>714211113

i'd do it for free

>>714211113
i dont want to get aids i also oppose prostitution. so no.

Yeah for 10k illl deep throat

>>714211113
If I can pay in installments, I'd definitely be interested.

Do traps count?

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>>714211113

>guaranteed secret

yeah, that's getting close to my price

luckily no one is ever going to offer this fat, ugly old straight dude that much money to suck a dick, so it's not exactly a choice I have to make.

>>714211113
yes i would so i could finally dress up like my favorite two actors, John Travolta and Tom Cruise.

>>714211759
this but 20k because I'm super hot

Honestly?

Depends.

If i'm that fucking desperate for money and it's that easy to suck a cock for $3000, I MIGHT consider it.

But if it was for extra cash, I think i'd rather not suck a dick in the first place. I'd get by $3000 if I wasn't financially raped.

>>714211113
why do all you gaynons always ask this

>>714211113
For 1 million, yes.

>>714211113
YES BOI

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>>714213718
>Valuing your heterosexuality for that much
Faggot

>>714211113
Yes

>>714213970
Strong words coming from a man who would do it for free!

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Sure why not , I crave having my face fucked

>>714211113
No. Suck one dick and you are a cocksucker.

>>714212959
What a faggot

>>714211113
yes

>>714211113
absolutely. i'd do it for less if i got to pick the guy, too

>>714211113
i would do it for 50 and a burrito.

>>714211113
absolutely.

>>714216708
saved

nope.

>>714211113
3000$ is not enough to do such a thing that is against my morals.
3 million tho, I would have to think about it but I most certainly, with my lack of skills, would not be fair

Nopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>714217575
what's moral about oral? suck his dick you fucking jew

I want to suck dick for fun. But 3k? Please.

>>714211113

Sure. I'd suck him off. In fact, you wouldn't even need to pay me $3000. I'd do it for free as long as I knew he was STD free, and it was a guaranteed secret.

(I sucked my own cock and came in my mouth lots of times when I was a little younger and more flexible. Always wondered what it would be like to suck someone else off.)

>>714217957
Whats stopping u?

>>714218144
Probably the fact that most gay men have STDs

>>714211113
Shit was 4 k yesterday, wtf?

>>714212602
kek

>>714218486
dubs

>>714211113
Yep

>>714218283
And most girls have std's now too... It's all the fault of niggers.

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>>714218702
Are the jews involved too?

>>714211113
Only if the guaranteed secret means said gay guy gets killed after then yes.

>>714211113
I'd say i was straight so i could do it, like it and get paid for it

>>714218813
Who the fuck you think is behind all this?

I'd do it for $900

>>714218283
Really? Ur afraid of std's... damn u drank the coolaid.
Its actually really easy, ask a guy to get tested then suck his dick. Std panels are free for 99% of people

I'd do it for free tbh

id do it for 50

>>714218925
No, just no.

>>714219516
Wouldn't they get offended by it?
What is your opinion, as a gay man?

>>714211410

Gay = HIV/AIDS automatically, you fucking faggot.
Bugchasing bitch.

>>714211113
ofc

>>714211113
$3,000 is a decent amount of money for me.
That's about 2.25 months wage, so yes, I'd do it.

>>714220275
>$3,000 is a decent amount of money for me.
>That's about 2.25 months wage, so yes, I'd do it.

oh shit, it's less than 3 days wage for me and I said I would do it.

>need to re-think my standards?

inb4 blah blah hurr durr. it is. deal with it.

>>714219979
kek

>>714218283
Yeah, sure buddy

>>714211326
you cant get HIV from blowjob you stupid fagot

yes. 10k to bust a load in my ass

$3000 is $3000 mane
there's not much i wouldn't do for like, $1500 easy.

>>714221635
What do you do to get all that money?

>>714211113
Are you kidding? I'd let him fuck me for a 100$. Dick sucking is nothing.