You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>We will know if you're lying.
>>714197046
Shione Cooper
Does anyone know who this is or where I can get more?
I've been here since "your mother will die..." posts
desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu
candyass.
PUDDI PUDDI
>>714197046
Gaia online
>>714197046
i saw : boxxy discussions about if shw was or was not our queen.
i helped anonymous on the DDOS against credit card companies sites in defense of wikileaks.
i think im here for a while, but as any old fag, i migrated to /pol/ in the end. things used to be more fun around here.
>>714197046
Also, DSFARGEG
>>714197046
you done goofed
>>714197046
Fuck you dipshit, eat a dick
how does polarbear know what apples is
Habbo raids
fridgebro
dont worry, you can say CANDLEJA-
>>714197235
>>714197448
>>714197454
newfag detected
>>714197046
Yahoo Live raids. Specifically Neebus.
>>714197586
You didn't even SAY ALL OF CANDLEJACK LMAO NEWFAG DETEC-
hi im new xd
Nobody gives a shit about any oldfags. Oldfags can go suck a dick. This is a traps / brony board now and if you got probs with it, leave or kys faggots
Ack ack ack ack ack!
>>714197598
>newfag detected
Newfag detected
DENTAL PLAN!
Been here around 10 years, since before the last domain move. I lost my will to live years ago. I remember moot's Bob Ross sticky rant if that helps.
>>714197777
Lisa needs braces
The oldest of all
>>714197777
LISA NEEDS BRACES
>>714197700
Check em fgt
old fags will remember this
>>714197046
I'm chargin mAh Lazer shoop da Woop duck roll I've been here all summer. Lol newfags can't triforce but neither can people on phones. W.t. snacks and all that can I be a meme now?
>>714197046
I liked Boku No Pico before it was a meme
>>714197777
Lucky quads fucking checked
>>714197046
Oldfag here, that's not Crescent Fresh
>>714197777
So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower, they have the plant but we have the power
roody poo
I was here when the banana used to be funny
>>714197869
only normies surf /b/ on their phones newfag.
>>714197046
I was here the day that moot got fired as the CEO of Reddit.
>>714197926
never
dsfargeg
>>714197926
The banana was never funny
Magnets how do they work also afroduck
>>714197942
Only faggot surf /b on their phone. Ever.
>>714197046
nobody gives a fuck you piece of shit. find something important to brag about.
Newfag has more to do with Newgrounds than it does just being new to the website.
>>714197046
boxxy babee with 2 e's
/b/oxxy is our queen
I'm crescent fresh
PUDDI PUDDI
Consequences will never be the same
We made Oprah make a show with Zach Annex
Gushin' Granny.
>>714197700
Haha it's just a game to you kids isn't it. You merely adopted the 4chan. I was born in it. Lurk moar fag. You forgot da rules desu
>>714198023
Fuck you! I'm surfing /b/ on my phone right now and I've only sucked one cock today.
>>714197046
remember when oldfags were newfags?
roody-poo
Snacks
>>714198023
Only faggots faggot fag on their fag, faggot
>>714198125
"Still not gay"
>>714197046
Pool's closed due to AIDS.
>>714197046
do you liek mudkipz
do i win the internet?
>>714197942
Yeah sure or people at work and honestly phone browse makes it way easier to absorb threads. Just because your an old fag doesn't mean you have to be a purest ya shit skin
>>714197046
She fought so damned hard
It still hurts guys
queen moxxie :3
>>714197700
Might as well be
Also, haikus about cannibalism in yearbooks
>>714198393
this was pretty recent, 2014-2015 if i remember.
>>714197046
I've been coming here since 2004 and it's the same shithole it's always been it just now has more boards full of the same shit just with alot more dudes with tits
Not really bothered if you believe me or not
>>714198330
>shit skin
Found the storm fag, which is one of the most cancerous newfags out there
>>714197046
Also op
>we will know you are lying
Who the hell cares, you are so embarrassing go to hell
I''ve been here since the nuking of Hiroshima... i am rly old
>>714197046
desu desu
>>714197046
My waifu is buffy.
>>714198515
a lot less CP now
/b/ was never good
This has been on since i was posting back in 2005. Haven't seen it in a couple years tho...
>>714198515
Yo same year!
been here since 2008 and I still feel like a newfag
Don't you guys hate it when you're taking a shit and it lands in the water and splashes on your ass???
Someone should make a comic about this
Blurry dog
I remember discovering /b/ because of Habbo, man.
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>>714197046
PUDDI PUDDI? its not super old, but its old
>>714197278
roodypoo
>>714198621
hi, grandpa
>>714198121
Zach Anner's fame is still my favorite thing /b/ has done.
Guys still legitimately funny and kind too
Checkt
(This is not meant to prove I'm an oldfag. It's just fucking hot)
>>714198891
>oldfag
>roodypoo
nope.
Longcat vs Tacgnol
Out my way
>>714197975
I wish a mod would ban this poster for old times sake
>>714198590
Haha not even close. I'd like to think I'm that cancerous but I'm too busy promoting social justice and all that. I just wanted to get you talking. What do you consider cancer?
I was one of the few who moot invited from ADTRW. you've never heard of it.
>>714197046
no i dont have to
there are no oldfags. we all migrated to /pol/ and /x/ or reddit
>>714198621
Do you remember a fake of her where she's lifting her pussy up to some cone like structure? It was kind of blue and looked like a cat scratching post. That pic used to make me diamonds when I first started coming here
9gag is better lol
>>714198739
Haha good times
whales on stilts
>>714198918
god damn i would fuck the shit out of her
>>714199064
incorrect
>>714198590
kys race traitor or shit skin
>>714197834
I invented this meme, and made the screenshot for that.
Back in winter 2008/2009, I was a minor tripfag on /fa/, and ironic worship of American Psycho/Batemanposting was a big thing during that time on /fa/. I occasionally posted on /b/, where gets as a thing had morphed into going after doubles.
I had an entire folder of Patrick Bateman reaction pics that I'd screencaped from my torrented copy of American Psycho and cropped in MSPaint... this was one of them. I posted some dumbass post in Patrick Bateman's style of speaking and capped the post with this:
>...And check out these doubles
I actually got a set of dubs, and there was a minor thread derailment of people reacting to the prediction. I laughed, thought nothing of it, and went about my life, even leaving 4chan a few months later when I started college. I came back after about a year, and while the Batemanposts on /fa/ had definitely died down, I saw my same screencap and its association with the doubles meme had spread all over the place, even on /int/, where I began spending most of my time. Then I went on /b/, and holy shit. The dumb screencap I had started had become a weird cancer and was literally fucking everywhere.
Bizarre story, right?
>>714198666
What a waste of Satan trips
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
I arrived here in the weird period where Snacks got kicked out and people were complaining that girl CP was being banned away while boy CP was still acceptable (on account of moot being a faggot).
Raids were still a thing back then.
W.T. Snacks = xSQx
>>714199399
Ckekd
>>714199399
Nice dubs, liar.
Niggers tongue my anus.
>>714199399
Also dubs of truth. Dude I gotta say. If this is true you're a legend.
>>714198401
too soon
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWA
>>714199662
Oh god, that song is still stuck in my fuckin head
>>714199554
What would I have to gain by making this up? It's just a funny story, and not something I'm particularly proud of anyway.
I've been on this stupid website since 2006, and I'm 27 now. It's a relic or a memento of a time long ago, when I was much younger. Whenever I see it posted I'm reminded of that time in my life.
>>714199692
>>714199185
Already posted newfag
>>714197046
ROW ROW FIGHT DA POWAH
>>714199223
Every little bit of /b/lack up helps, my dudes.
>>714199399
nice try faggot, bateman dubs predates 2008.
dub getting was overplayed in 2005 you newfag
>>714197046
Remember the guy who got his dick stuck in a blender cause he put his fleshlight inside? So do i cause i was there nig
>>714197842
no we won't unless this is from pre 2007
>>714199356
>race traitor
If anything you should off yourself, you don't know shit about this life yet you think it has to do with being "loyal" to something that is just like you physically. This is the most basic of intelligence. And when you die it will all be in vein.
>but muh white pride
>but I was supposed to be better than those shitskins
TLDR you are a faggots who needs to kys as per your tumblr terms
Dun Dunn, Puddi, New Gingrich
>>714197487
(USER WAS PANNED FOR THIS TOAST)
>>714199129
I still have her big fake folder (647 pics). Ah, the good old times.
>>714198642
how do you know this?
>>714200019
Bateman dubs in 2005? Lmao. Before 2006 the concept of reaction images wasn't a thing. The mainstreaming and massive creation of new content that began in late 2006 and 2007 birthed the idea of reaction images, along with most of the memes we take for granted now.
Confirmed for not knowing old4chan.
>>714198137
bring snacks back!
>>714199905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mR92pCPcenE
>>714197046
newfags can't 7
femanon=cumdumpster
etc.
>>714200219
this meme was before 2005 and therefore a reaction image.
now react to not knowing what the fuck you are talking about you newfag.
habbo raid. good times.
>>714197046
I MEMBER TK SNAKS
I MEMBER Xs AT THE END OF POST NUMBERS
I MEMBER MOOT
I MEMBER WHEN TITTS OR GET THE FUCK OUT WERE USED TO PROVE THEY WERE GIRLS AS BACK THEN ONLY ANAMIE AND OTHER AUTISTS USED /b/
I MEMBER LONG CAT
I MEMBER THE MED FAG WITH FREEZER WITH HUMAN BODY PARTS
I OLSO MEMBER THAT OP IS A FAGGOT
your peni are all now cursed only dubs or higher can free you unless I get devil trips right now
>>714197046
pudipudipudipudi
Milhouse is not a meme
>>714200443
pool's closed nigger
Ohio
OP u dun goofed.
How to spot an oldfag: they're not posting
mootity moot is a faggity fag
he forces these memes
like a dick up his ass
can't he take a hint?
these forced memes are shit
Name is jhendelyn nuñez
Dan is the man
>>714197046
I mourn CumBottlesMan.
>>714197046
Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu
ayy lmao
/b/tard
>>714197046
>>714198716
same
2009 tho
YO! 4CHAN MUTHAFUKAS! WE FOUND THIS MUTHAFUCKIN BOARD!!!1!
FUCK ALL Y'ALL POSTIN' ALL THIS RACIST SHIT!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO SERVERS!
WE GON PULL A 187 ON YO MOOT!
AN WE GON PULL A 187 ON ALL Y'ALL SKINNY ASS WHITE MUTHAFUCKAS WHO THINK THEY COOL POSTIN THIS RACIST SHIT WHILE THEY ANON!11!!!
COME STEP TO A REAL THUG AND SAY THAT SHIT, CRACKER ASS MUTHAFUCKAS!!
>>714197046
Pools closed
/i/ is shit nowdays. I miss the days cap-tan was around
and toddlercon on /i/ was fine
I was here when we had unique IP counters. I highly doubt any of you were here for that.
>>714197046
>>714200750
The fuck
>you salty bout forced memes
Remember /b/'s space frog program?
I bet you don't. Fuckers.
>>714200947
>newfag doesn't get the joke
I'm pretty sure I got here in 2008. It was definitely during the Boxxy controversy. Found out about 4chan through "Fail Blog" of all places.
Lmao, elitists on an anonymous board.
>>714200940
Newt Gingrich
>>714200948
Oh holy shit yes
what does pussy taste liek? sour milk? coins?
>>714200914
Derp. It wasn't even that long ago when they were removed. Double derp.
>>714197046
EAT YOUR EGGS THEN YOU MAY LEAVE!!
>>714200233
>bring snacks back
You faggot. It was "Bring Back Snacks!" not "bring snacks back"
battletoads, motha fuckas.
>>714197926
lol would almost be good proof but
>Newfag detected
>>714200436
lol
if you think do a barrel roll was a reaction image, you don't understand what it was about when it started.
I also don't care if you believe it or not, but have fun trying to troll bud.
>>714197777
LISA NEED BRACES!
>>714200768
>weebo weebo weebo weebo weebo weebo weebo weebo weebo weebo
>>714197046
sauce ? on OP pic ?
>>714201029
It's was wet milk and salty coins, Newfag.
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>inb4 I fuark it up
>>714198053
True oldfag detected. Not many people know that.
b0g.org was where all the cool kids came from, faggots.
>>714201219
Shione Cooper
tfw no unusual hat
Puddi
Hey guys, what's goin on in this thre-
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I miss not4chan. It had the best porn
>>714198053
>>714201278
blowing my mind.
I miss blaming everything on eBaums world though
Not really proof but this happened when I first started lurking.
>military Christian summer camp
>forced to go with my Ukrainian friend for a week
>get bullied because not fit like most of the other kids
>one of my cabin mates hates my fat and starts attacking me
>fat rolls absorb his puny attacks letting me shove him back a few feet
>he gets discouraged and walks away, defeated by the fat he despises
hey, what about candlej
>>714201688
candlejack can't get you unless you finish saying his n
>>714201739
Hah, I got this guys.
c
Lol internet get, milhouse antimeme, project chanology, the great habbo raid. when moot trolled us with giga puddi on every page.
shall i post the grifter to prove?
>>714198918
What's the procedure going on?
Go back to gaia
Trick question. Every "oldfag" in this thread is a newfag trying to convince lurking oldfags they're fellow oldfags.
>>714200987
You fucking what you little punk
>I have trolled with the best you little tendie eatin retard
>I've got pi address and trust me you will bed boxed before you know it
>I have trained my whole life just this one moment where I fucking flipp out and get all salty and angry
>your pi address has been mailed to over 1 million email addresses from with you will be spammed by approximately 2.5 million "newfags"
>every single digital item you use will fail to work and all because you couldn't shut your stupid Cheeto staind lips
>
>>714198401
too soon lol. Sometimes I love the chan
>>714197046
>You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
I was here for Martini-Chan.
JESUS CHRIST, IT'S A LION
>:3
GET IN THE CAR
Also that jew that doxxed Applemilk
>>714201988
Newfag. 4chan is hell.
> ITT faggots making references that nobody acknowledges
fuck off. nobody cares when you're from.
>>714197046
Pools closed faggot
>>714202200
dub dubs
sweet
>>714202200
Its only hell when anonymous is wanting some lols, then anything can happen.
Sweet dubs anon
>>714201976
Go squanch yourself, you mother squanching squanch. I'll squanch the squanch out of you, you little squancher.
>>714197214
misa campo
>be in high school
>some kid makes fun of my fedora and trench coat
>I tip my fedora forward slightly and grin, making sure the light falls perfectly on my glasses
>I keep my back to him as I calmly respond
>"Anata wa watashi to notatakai o shitaku arimasen... Franku-san..."
>As he ponders in confusion and is in awe of my superior intellectuel intelligence, I pull off my coat and throw it to the side
>my legs are spread wide and my arms are as well
>"Now... prepare to face me in combat..."
>I turn around at lightning speed and start crying out my signature battle cry
>all the kids at school know me for this cry
>its a long, guttural cry from deep within me, unleashing my inner potential
>i run toward him, arms behind me so i go faster
>he clotheslines me and breaks my nose
>>714202479
then spaghetti goes everywhere? lol
>>714197926
1) the banana really never was funny
2) the banana is really fucking new
3) if you think it's funny or not new, then you're new
4) If you respond with "But I was only trolling" then you're also new. Only new fags use the trolling defense. Oldfags just keep trolling more, until you can't be sure any more and post a pic of Fry.
>>714202443
http://meatspin.fr/
>tfw it used to be .org
also
lemonparty.org
>>714198940
I met my first college friend at my it university because I had that wallpaper on my lab comp.
>>714200155
between about 2004-2010 there was CP here literally daily
>>714202376
>yo TK ban this neck beard
>scqanichin were banned and any other "new fag" sqauncer are to be banned to prevent any substantial sqaunce related tumbler raids
>>714202804
>>714198401
motherfucker
>>714202928
love this banter
>>714202853
What the squanch did you just fucking squanch about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I squanched top of my class in the Navy squanchers, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret squanches on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed squanches. I am squanched in gorilla warfare and I’m the top squancher in the entire US squanch forces. You are nothing to me but just another squanchee. I will squanch you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been squanched before on this Earth, mark my fucking squanch. You think you can get away with squanching that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, squancher. As we squanch I am squanching my secret network of squanchers across the USA and your IP is being squanched right now so you better squanch for the squanch, maggot. The squanch that squanch out the pathetic little thing you squanch your squanch. You’re fucking squanched, kid. I can squanch anywhere, anytime, and I can squanch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare squanch. Not only am I extensively squanched in unarmed squanching, but I have access to the entire squanch of the United States Marine Squanch and I will squanch it to its full extent to squanch your miserable squanch off the face of the squanch, you little shit. If only you could have squanched what unholy retribution your little “clever” squanch was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking squanch. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re squanching the squanch, you goddamn idiot. I will squanch fury all over you and you will squanch in squanch. You’re fucking squanched, squanch.
>>714201101
>you activated my troll card
>>714197046
ITT: I GET DUBS
>>714199399
you that nigga from Pimp My Ride? Coz you got dubs in your post about getting dubs in a post you posted about getting dubs; plus it was fucking 99399.
Roody poo
>>714201096
Gotta eat 'em all
>>714197046
i'm not gay
>>714197046
"I FEE YOUUUU AND I'M ON THE something
AND I FEEEEE Ha ha ha..." *book slammed into her face*
man that was before I even found 4chan
that was ebaums
>>714201908
she got a cold
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>>714197046
what's an oldfag?
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>>714197046
Runescape 6/6/06, i was there.
>>714197046
Too old for this shit.
>>714197046
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1DsKglOGrA
Anyone here remember the girl who got impaled on the broom handle in a roll thread?
I could prove it, it will take a crane though.