Get it out of your System. I'll start I'm a failed

>>714171433
I really would love to see a Facebook collage of my ex gf bug I'm too pussy to do it myself

was molested by a janitor during summer camp when i was 11 ....

I'm a piece of shit meth head tweaking geekin degenerate. I spend most days looking for a high or tweaking my tiny dope sick off.

Ever since I discovered crystal my life has lost meaning and has become null. I have a very serious problem and I don't want to stop using.

I can feel my body slowly killing itself

Molested an 11 year old kid when I was working as a janitor at summer camp.

I've been cheating on my wife with a 20yo guy for about a month now. I've never been so happy in my whole life to just be with him. My wife isn't terrible, but after 7 years, I just can't put up with her shit anymore.

He's who I thought she was all along but without the crushing psychological crisis every other week. Better in bed, talks to me like he's an adult, the whole package. I should end my marriage, I want to.

>>714171433
I'm with the person whom I know I would love to spend the rest of my life with but I feel too young to settle down. So I feel a very bitter mix of happiness and like I'm being held back. It makes me feel selfish, but I can't help it.

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>>714171433

Elliot Smith did that already. I'm going to buy a strap on so girl can peg me

Today l got kissed on the lips by one of my students, she's 8, and it was her asking me to do it.

>>714171629
What did he do to you?
How did it affect you?

>>714171433
Why don't you look for another country?
If you're talented you should be able to find a place that appreciates you.

I live in japan, they appreciate any kind of music here, and since you're a foreigner that's a good point for you.
If you have some money saved just move somewhere else and try, you can always give up later but at least try.

>>714171433
what country in northern europe?

>>714173563
I heard Japan is kind of xenophobic towards some Westerners. Not in every Case but very often

WAITO PIGU GO HOME

>>714173663
Finland, pretty depressing place especially now when it's winter

>>714172071
If you can end your marriage with acceptable levels of disruption, do it. I couldn't stand another day with my wife of six years, who like yours, wasn't a terrible person but had become much more trouble than the relationship was worth. I admit not having any children made the process relatively easy (don't know your situation) but I've never been happier and I don't even have a young fuck toy like you do.

>>714173250
i was trying to see girls shower at night, as the camp was in an open camping ...
He caught me and blackmailed me that, told he would report me unless i come with him in his office ...
There he told me i was a horny little bastard trying to spy women under shower ..
I was pretty afraid at this moment so i remained silent ...
He asked if i knew what he did to "horny little bastards" ...
i said no, and he said that he would show me ...

He had me suck him off every evening he was there, and he tried 2 times to assfuck me but he couldnt get in ... that moron tried it raw without lube or even spit or whatever so he couldnt enter and it was fucking painful .. It lasted for a week and a half .. until my camp ended in fact ...

Doesnt really affect me i think, i sometimes thinks of it ..
I'm now straight, but with bi tendancies (i mean i'm not excited by a male body, but i dont mind playing with a cock) ... maybe due to that i dont know ...

Sorry for bad english ...

>>714173679
Depends on many things, mainly where you live and what kind of job you're doing there.

If you plan on being a musician l think you'll always be the cool european musician.

They treat you like shit if you want to do some boring desk job, because you're just mixing yourself with the dead and rotten side of japanese society.

As for the place I'd suggest osaka or tokyo.

>>714172086
If you think you have found the one, if there is such a thing in this world, settle down. I know you think you might have a few years left of some exceptional life on the horizon if you dump your significant other, anon, but trust me. You don't.

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>>714171433
Failed my course through and through cause I gave up on it when I realized that I can to math or chem.

Banked on Botany cause some dumb faggots told me its a good field.

Can't find courses for it anywhere near me except some low teir college shit. Now I have to tell parents that I've fucked up everything and even fucked up my plans for future.

Probably gonna get disowned and made homeless.

>>714173946
I am a pedophile myself, straight, and l really feel sorry for you.

We are not all like that, he's simply a rapist.

Glad to hear he didn't fuck you up in the end, but still, people like him are the reason why people like me have to live in fear.

>>714174230
kys scum

>>714171433
I haven't showered for about one week now.

>>714174311
You're just making my point

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>>714171433
I was doing things I shouldn't one more time and I met a very nice person. Now it thinks I'm cool too, but I'm not! And So much I wanted it by my side and there's a lot I haven't told... Now we're planning to meet up and I don't know what to do... Will probably judge me a lot since its a virgin thingy and Oh my! I'm just a cancer...

>>714173892
No kids, which is really the nail in the coffin. I really wanted kids from the beginning. She strung me along saying we just weren't ready, weren't ready. She confessed she just said that so I wouldn't leave her. Wtf. Now I am not so sure myself, and with somebody I have the same option of having kids or not.

>>714174397
I used to brush my teeth once a month when l went to college, for years.
Never had any issue outside of a little of bloody gums when l finally brushed them.

>>714174484
She's an asshole, but be careful because one big reason you like this guy now may be because you feel so bad about your current situation.

So, feel free to leave her, but don't do it only because of your new lover.
You may end up alone in the end.

stupid cunt ex broke up with me, left me to pay for errything, acts like im in the bad, probs already with some other nigga, pretty pissed about it, but fuck all i can do.
(want to destroy her but cant because really, who cares.)

I just finished high school (not underageb&) and I squandered everything. I'm intelligent and gifted enough to achieve high marks and do anything I wanted. But I haven't taken up anything aside from martial arts as a hobby and even that I haven't the money to pay for.

Instead I let technology consume me so that it's all I do. My parents both despise me. I can't get a job because I'm waiting another 15 days to go on an annual holiday that will inevitably end literally in tears and depression and will last six weeks.

I failed my last three driving tests and the one of have tommorow will most likely be the same, and the debt that I owe my parents for paying for them keeps climbing. I have a nonexistant social life because I never had the opportunity to develop social skills earlier in life rather than later. I have no disabilities but I was the autist in primary school. I suffer from crippling social anxiety that prevents me from breathing properly even around my close friends, let alone other people. Girls find me fun to be around but only two have ever shown romantic interest in me, and I think I may have screwed up the second one.

While I delude myself into thinking I have high moral standards as I am very particular about what I use as fap material (no rape, gore, tentacles etc.) most of it is hentai and I have relieved myself to things like male-on-female-animal bestiality and granny porn before, despite not enjoying them and being sickened. My parents have both found out on the surface level that I have a stash of hentai which keeps growing.

Right now I can hear my parents discussing my failure as a person. I could go on but I'm just one loser and plus I can't even remember the numerous other things wrong with me.

here is my big secret

http://rurl.us/4Zdxq

I keep lying to everyone I hold dear.
I don't know why I'm doing it and I can't stop...

>>714175299
I have the same problem. Lying is fucking difficult to stop if you've developed the habit.

I'm trying to tempt my best friends dad so I can fuck him.

>>714172758
Fucking pedo

>>714175432
How old ru? M/F?

>>714171629
I gotcha /b/ro. Molested by my 'best friend' in his room when I was 5.

>>714174230
Femanon here. Not every child "abused" hates it. Sure, many do, but my uncle taught me to suck his cock when I was 8-16, and sometimes a couple of his friends. Although I would be portrayed as abused, I had loved every minute of it. Even at 8 I loved sucking my uncles cock. Maybe it's because he never made me do anything I didn't want to, and let me go at my own pace, that allowed me to enjoy it, rather than it being forced upon me.

>>714175511
Femanon, 15.

>>714174511
same shit for me always worried so sometimes i brushed one day extra morning and before bed but after that i just got back to being lazy again about it

>>714175566
>Femanon
>Talking on /b/ about being molested as a child and loving it

"The stories and information posted here are aurtistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>714171433
Maybe change your style to something along the blues-rock line, like Joe Bonamassa, SRV, Clapton

I really would love for my ex gf to have a Facebook collage of her nudes ... She was doxed once ... But I'm to pussy to do it again

Years ago, when she was in her late 20's, I allowed my wife to fuck one of her co-workers.

>>714171433
my insanely severe psoriasis has made me so depressed I wish I was dead almost every second of the day, I will never be able to be with a woman again and I've only ever been with one 3 times.

When I was 17 I gave my 13 year old brother and 5 of his friends a gangbang as a birthday present.

>>714176056
Greentext?

>>714175841
ugh how come I feel bad reading this?
why do I even care?
I want to slap the piss out of you, like I caught you smearing the walls with your own shit

>>714171886
Kek stop

>>714176118
>ugh how come I feel bad reading this
probably because it makes you feel insecure, and your immaturity makes you react to those uncomfortable feelings with a desire for violence to mask them? Just a guess.

>why do I even care
You shouldn't. I wrote it because it's a secrets thread and it's true. if you want to ask more, ask. If you don't move on. But to threaten an anonymous person on the internet with violence makes you look so stupid.

>>714176296
Fuck off, feel the need to reply to me
and I'm the insecure one?
You let your wife bang other dudes, stop trying to come across as intellectual

>>714176296
How was what he said a threat, anon? And who are you to tell the 'anonymous person on the internet' about himself and what not to comment?

Cucks are the most insufferable people, holy shit

I've got a 16 month old and one on they way.my wife is lazy and never wants to do anything but watch tv. She works Monday-Friday and watches tv the rest of the time. I wish I had never gotten married

>>714176418
>How was what he said a threat, anon?
>I want to slap the piss out of you
You need to brush up your reading comprehension
>And who are you to tell the 'anonymous person on the internet' about himself and what not to comment?
Yet it's OK for him to comment and tell me he'd like to slap me? The irony is clearly lost on you.


>>714176416
>feel the need to reply to me and I'm the insecure one?
Well you felt insecure or rustled enough to reply to me. What I did was simply to retort to your mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging response. Don't like it? Move along.

>>714176736
Don't let her stomp on your guts, if you want to leave, leave.

>>714176418
>Cucks are the most insufferable people, holy shit
Your coming a close sedcond

>>714176736
>my wife is lazy and never wants to do anything but watch tv.
>she works Monday-Friday
>never wants to do anything
>works Monday-Friday

>>714176843
My dad left when I was young. My kids deserve better than that. She's the type of bitch to screw someone over if she can

i've been spy camming my wife

>>714176802
Don't tell me to move along, Why do cuckolds think they are so enlightened?
I'm a knuckle dragging mouth breather?
well you're a Kuckold bragging CUM breather

I made sex pics and vids with ex gf. I promised to delete them but didn't. I'm thinking of sharing them now that she left me while I'm battling cancer.

I was making around 50K a year on the deep Web I got caught and went to jail for 6 months and have been working at a fast food restaurant ever since

>>714176925
When I say doesn't want to do anything, we were at my grandparents yesterday for his 74th birthday. When we got there she stomped up the steps and made a scene cuz she didn't want to be there. Made the room uncomfortable.

You can work 40 hours and do something besides lay on the couch til bedtime anon

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Ped here. Ask me stuff.

>>714176802
>You need to brush up on your reading comprehension

Says the guy who thinks someone telling him what they'd LIKE to do as opposed to saying they WILL do it, is a threat. You're a fucking idiot.

>The irony is clearly lost on you

Seeing as you're that stupid, pathetic cuck, allow me to spell it out for you: You can both say whatever you fucking want, but it's not up to YOU what anyone can post, and who they are as a person.

You got that, or are you going to reply with another display of blatant ignorance?

>>714177084
Umm you should post that ... Fuckimg cunt deserves to be raped... You leave after your better

>>714177130
that's depression
Have you tried eating her ass?

>>714177174
this usually works anon, try it

>>714176862
>your coming a close sedcond

>your coming

>a close sedcond

>your

>sedcond

Why, because I'm being real? Go back to your hugbox, illiterate child.

>>714176992
>I'm a knuckle dragging mouth breather?
Yes, your response is positively Neanderthal and comes across as though you regard women as possessions
>well you're a Kuckold bragging CUM breather
It's spelled with a "C". And you clearly have no idea what it means

But I grow tired of your tedious ranting. Move along, child. There are some adults ITT

>>714176116
>Be me, 14 yo femanon, sucked my first cock
>Liked it
>Started going with boys just to suck their cocks
>15, notice 11 yo brother looking at my tits sometimes
>Come out of shower with towel wrapped round me
>"Accidentally" let it drop in front of brother a couple of times
>Then ask him if he wants to take a shower with me
>Both get in shower, I let him wash my tits and pussy
>His small cock gets hard so I kneel and start washing it
>Soap his cock and stroke it, then rinse it off and start sucking it
>Brother loves it but can't cum yet. It's our secret
>Continue for a year. at 12 brother can cum and I always swallow it
>He has told our secret to 3 of his friends
>I suck their cocks too, regularly, and let them feel and suck my tits and stroke my pussy
>2 days before brothers 13th birthday parents are away for night, brother having some friends to stay, me to monitor them
>Brother asks if I'll suck them off and let them play with my body
>I agree as I love it
>Night comes, 5 friends turn up, all watching me
>I ask them if they want to play with my body and let me suck their cocks? All nod eagerly
>I take my brothers hand and lead them all to my bedroom
>Tell them to strip me, but leave bra and thong for brother, and tell him to suck my tits and lick my pussy as he does so
>Feeling really horny and think "fuck it"
>Get on bed on my back and tell the 6 boys I was their sex toy for the night, they could feel and suck my tits, fuck my mouth, stroke, lick, finger, and fuck >my pussy as long as they came in my mouth
>Spent about 90 minutes as all 6 took turns sucking my tits and fucking my pussy and mouth
>Brother kneels between knees and I tell him to wait
>Get on my knees and elbows and tell him to fuck me from behind and cum in my pussy, and happy birthday
>Brother proceeds to fuck me as I suck one of the other boys cocks
>Brother cum in my pussy in no time and I turn and suck his cock dry.
>I loved it, and so did my brother and his friends

I made a janitor rape an 11 year old while I was working at a summer camp.

>>714177174
Hah. A couple of times she's not real fond of it. That's another thing. Since the first baby, we have had sex less than 10 times a year. I can't remember the last time we did, maybe a month or so ago. I have brought up leaving many times and she cries until I chicken out

>>714172758
Hot ,moar

>>714175221

Let it all out, I'll listen /b/ro

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I stole money to drink myself retarted tonight and fuck man I don't regret it

>>714177151
No, I'll replyu with some education. if someone comes up to you in the street and says "I'd like to slap your face in", then that's a threat.

I can understand why you're trying to defend your original, stupid statement and you'll go down doing it. Because that's your narrow mindset.

>>714177245
Hoohoo, the guy who told me I need reading lessons is trying to be smart by pointing out a deliberate flaw in some guy's spelling

Keep being insufferable, pathetic cuck. This is why your wife wanted to fuck someone who made her feel like a woman again.

>>714177245
Can I bang your wife? does it make it better for you if you dislike the person?
do you eat her box afterward?
Why do you keep making a plea to authority calling me a child
Doesn't matter if you are a million years old you are still pathetic

>>714177245
>Yes, your response is positively Neanderthal and comes across as though you regard women as possessions

>But I grow tired of your tedious ranting. Move along, child. There are some adults ITT

don't forget to tip your fedora as you bid that man goodbye, anon!

>>714177136
Can I suck a log of shit from your asshole?

I used to be scared of eating sandwhiches because I thought raw toast would kill me.

>>714177426
>This is why your wife wanted to fuck someone who made her feel like a woman again.
So now you resort to strawmen? Really? You are losing your grip on the argument so you resort to ad hominems and inventing scenarios, then criticising your invention. And that's an argument is it?

Also, the point in the sentence with the spelling correction came in the second phrase - from your response you don't understand what it means

You really are a little lacking upstairs, aren't you? But carry on - I like you, you're fun

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>>714177382
>Someone telling you what they want to do is a threat
>By the same logic me telling someone I want to fuck them means I'll definitely do it
Go and look up the definition of threat, anon, then come back with your 'education'.

And before calling my post stupid, make sure you have an argument that doesn't involve vague accusations of me being narrow minded.

>>714177382
Thats not me stupid, we are two separate people
weird how other people think you are dumb.
I meant it as if you came across somebody doing something self destructive. Like spending all their rent money on crack or letting office temps fuck his wife in the ass

Check these out.

>>714177480
>Can I bang your wife?
No
>does it make it better for you if you dislike the person?
If either of us were to have disliked the person at the time then it wouldn't have happened
>do you eat her box afterward?
No, of course not. It appears some men get off on that, but in my opinion that's disgusting.

And, before you ask, I don't have a cage or a small dick either. You are showing complete ignorance of the spectrum. You'll be talking about BBCs next.

>>714177744
Was going for quints but I'll settle for dubs

I have a collection of wincest greentext I've written over the last year or two and I post them in every wincest thread I find on /b/. I then post in the same thread as an admirer of the story, bigging it up, sometimes I will pose as a half dozen different fans, to hype my stories. Have not been caught yet

>>714177836
ok sorry, but why ignorance though?
Why am I ignorant?
explain sage one

>>714177862
How fucked up is your life that you compliment yourself on 4chan?

>>714177636
>So now you resort to strawmen?

Hoohoo, fun. The default strawman accusation, and you're even using it in a completely irrelevant context. Nice.

>Really? You are losing your grip on the argument so you resort to ad hominems and inventing scenarios, then criticising your invention.

Projecting aside, you're the one digging out fancy buzzwords to try and defend yourself when you've been proven to be a literally stupid cuck. And this is 4chan, I fucking started off with adhoms, perhaps go cry to your pseudo-int. friends.

>And that's an argument is it?

Who said it was an argument? It was an insult. Because you deserve to be insulted. For someone who thinks I'm losing my grip, you seem to be doing more of it than I.

>Also, the point in the sentence with the spelling correction came in the second phrase - from your response you don't understand what it means

Says the guy who is perpetuating the meme that someone can be making a threat without actually making a threat.

>You really are a little lacking upstairs, aren't you? >But carry on - I like you, you're fun

And there's the damage control phase. Classic shift to disinterested, higher than thou demeanour. Your butthurt rings strong my friend. Keep cucking.

>>714177088
Care to explain how you did this? I'm genuinely interested. Either way, it could be plenty worse. You wouldn't imagine how many successful business types have gone to jail. Mostly for dui's. Yet they still got out and made something of themselves. You've still got a chance mayne.

>>714177862
>I used to be scared of eating sandwhiches because I thought raw toast would kill me.
post one or two

>>714177973
Now you're trying way too hard anon. Other guy wins

>>714177973
also cuckmaster this guy and me separate people
furthermore you sound fat

>>714178121
> wtf I love cuckholding now

>>714177636
Now on a side note, for shit cunt anon-kun the cuck, the definition of 'threat' explains that a threat is a statement of INTENT.

INTENT, not desire.

So cuck-kun, shove it up your ass.

>>714177653
>By the same logic me telling someone I want to fuck them means I'll definitely do it
You really are struggling, aren't you. Telling someone you want to fuck them is expressing intent. Actually fucking them is an act.

Telling someone you want to slap their face in is a threat. It doesn't matter if you phrase it as "I want to slap..." or "I will slap..." or "I'd like to slap...." or "I'm going to slap..." they are all threats; expressions of intent. Actually doing it is an act (an assault).

>>714178121
How does formatting a post half-heartedly and rebutting his shitty argument constitute 'effort'?

Or perhaps you're merely samefagging. Either way, shove off.

>>714178192
I bet he didnt even let his wife fuck around, she cheated and he had to rationalize it in his head

>>714177936
nobody knows, faggot. that's the point. I'm making myself into a legend

>>714172086
Anon you don't have to settle down and get married, in 2016 your life can be as fast paced as ever.

>>714172071
here's the thing (and take this from a long-married guy who has had guys on the side). He isn't everything she isn't. You and he don't have the daily issues that a regular married couple have... bills, house repairs, who used the ast of the toilet paper, who snores the most at night.

You and he have sex, chat a bit and then you go on with your lives. The grass is always greener...

I've been with guys like your friend. Love meeting with them, having a coffee or drink with them, nice chat and good sex. But after a while you can see that living with them wouldn't be the same as just fucking and going.

>>714177925
Because you seem to confuse hotwifing with the man liking humiliation. As I say, it's a spectrum

>>714178121
Lurker here, no actually. I'd say the cuck lost long ago by constantly using condescending terms. That was totally unnecessary and obviously causes him to feel superior in some way because he can't stand knowing he's a pathetic scum who enjoys watching his wife get demolished by other guys.

>>714178330
But you know. Is there not something in your mind that says why the fuck am I wasting all of this time on nothing?

I thought I had problems but reading some of the pathetic shit here makes me want to get up and do something

>>714178285
>Telling someone you want to fuck them is intent
>Telling someone you want to
>Want to=desire
>Going to=intent

Stop fucking projecting anon, I've literally proven you wrong and you're still beating a dead horse.

>Doesn't matter how you phrase it

Oh sure, let's conveniently throw the meaning of basic language out the door, simply so you can win an argument you've lost. Because everyone knows that "want" "will" "has" "can" "might" and such words all mean the same thing. Except they don't.

And here you are still bitching after being proven wrong, about how some random guy exercised his rights. What a cuck you are - OOPS, ADHOM!!!

>>714178285
>feeling threatened over the internet
Typical cuck

I searched the internet. I found this, and I dont know what it is. https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1129987/000110465912070126/0001104659-12-070126.txt

For my job I had to make some adolescent boys strip naked and expose themselves. I feel guilty for getting a semi while they were totally

>>714178312
That's generally how it works with stubborn self-centered faggots like him.

>>714178330
/b/ro! Next time you post, can you leave me a few hints to know that it's you? Do something subtle like leave every sentence with 3 question marks.

>>714178510
thats just, like, your opinion man

>>714178472
I know when someone uses ad hominem and strawman even if they are used correctly, sounds butt hurt massively
should have just said that he diggs it and sorry you are missing out on all the non-sex

Was before camera phones (thankfully) but I sometimes wore really short skirts to school and take my knickers off for some classed where I could lean over a table and let the boys behind see my pussy. In my English class I sat in the middle of a table of 6 with 3 boys sitting opposite. Whenever one dropped a pencil and leaned down to pick it up I opened my legs. They dropped pencils a lot so they could see my pussy. I really want to show them my tits or get naked in front of them.

>>714178646
You're right, dude

Lesson time.

Desire=wanting to do something e.g. "I want to hit you"

Intent=the purpose of a thing, usually stated e.g. "I am going to hit you"

Action=the undertaking of a task, sometimes with an intent or desire e.g. "I have just hit you"

>>714177973
>The default strawman accusation, and you're even using it in a completely irrelevant context. Nice.
>A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent.

You were the one who invented the scenario "This is why your wife wanted to fuck someone who made her feel like a woman again." I never said she didn't feel like a woman. In fact I never offered any reasons (although I might have if asked). That is your invention and is clearly meant as an insult, but qualifies as a form of strawman as it is refuting a reason for the act that wasn't advanced.

>And there's the damage control phase.
No it isn't, you idiot. I'm goading you. And, like Pavlov's dog, you responded.

As I said, you're fun.

>>714172599
She's a dog.

>>714178674
True dat! Now let's go DP anon's wife!

>>714178621
heres the hint. I'll namefag myself as the author, to give the stories a particular flavor. Then I'll write as an admirer, asking if "author x" completed the story yet, or if they post any more. Then I reply as a different anon giving an update (I heard that x is taking time off because of personal issues/work etc) and finally I'll join the thread as author x, saying hey guys, thanks for the support, I'm finishing up the story this weekend, my sister and I have been working things out, can't wait to tell you more... and repeat the cycle every wincest thread I find when I'm online. I get obsessed with it, it's kind of like catfishing. Don't expect you to understand but it's fun. And almost no one catches on

>>714171433

"i'm a failure because pretty much nobody here wants to listen to blues"


yeah you're a failure because of everyone else, fucking kys you lazy inbred fuck

>>714178844
Pavlov's dogs? Whats next Mazlow's Hierarchy of needs? stop trying to sound smart

>>714178472
>I'd say the cuck lost long ago by constantly using condescending terms
No. I'm using them to goad him (and others). I guessed, correctly as it happened, that using artificially arch language would further infuriate them.

Had a sugar mama from the age of 22 to 26 who paid more than half of my university fees and my proximate professional training. Never told anybody because they probably would think that this is weird. It kinda was. But only at the beginning. After some weeks it was fun. Can greentext if you want.

>>714178027
>>I used to be scared of eating sandwhiches because I thought raw toast would kill me.
>post one or two

some's posting went sideways

>>714177136
Do you realise that you're sick, or are you in denial about it?

>>714178987
oh of course you are only pretending...
sophistry only works on dumb people

>>714175697
Not everyone "abused" hates it or understands it. I gave my father blow jobs for a few years and had no idea it was wrong at the time.

>>714178896
Took me a while to understand but I'll screen shot this just in case too. I actually think it's pretty admirable, the lengths that you'd go through for a story. I have respect for anyone that doesn't post bananas, ylyl's, celeb threads and etc.

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I'm sexually attracted to my younger sister. I masturbate to her constantly. She makes me cum really hard. It feels so good. I want to be with her. Shes perfect and gorgeous. She's a sweet person too. We'd be great together. But we can't be and that makes me depressed.

>>714178948
I don't think self-actualisation enters into this, do you?

I'm not trying to sound smart - Pavlov is a useful shorthand for someone or something that mindlessly responds to a stimulus.

Plus using it will further goad some of the idiots who are responding.

>>714178844
Wow. Firstly, I know what a fucking strawman is.
Secondly, you're going to great lengths to dismantle an mere insult. It neither invalidates me, nor continues to be relevant, because the fact is, I insulted you (by 'constructing a scenario' which probably happened, you pathetic cuck) and you're trying to make it somehow relevant to anything other than itself.

>Calls me idiot
And yet you're making an ass of yourself after blatantly losing an argument. Ironic.
>Pavlov's dog
That implies you're not just massively butthurt and are clutching at straws trying to scrounge a small victory.
>I'm goading you; as i said, you're fun
No. You're just trying to reverse the situation.

Other people in this thread have even said it, you lost long ago and now you're making a pathetic attempt to reclaim your e-dignity.

Cucks will do as cucks do.

>>714177300
I was a summer camp and a janitor rapped a 11 years old inside of me.

>>714179163
Well, it's working on people ITT

>>714177136
Femanon here. Not every child "abused" hates it. Sure, many do, but my uncle taught me to suck his cock when I was 8-16, and sometimes a couple of his friends. Although I would be portrayed as abused, I had loved every minute of it. Even at 8 I loved sucking my uncles cock. Maybe it's because he never made me do anything I didn't want to, and let me go at my own pace, that allowed me to enjoy it, rather than it being forced upon me.

>>714179186
>But we can't be and that makes me depressed.

Well, you could be, if she was as willing. You could always move somewhere where no one knew you and live together.

>>714178987
Lol mate, come on. You're goading nobody. In fact, I've noticed the shift in your vernacular in an attempt to appear more intelligent as you try to get back what little dignity you had as a cuck.

It's so fucking pathetic.

>>714179186

same boat here anon, same fucking boat

>>714179243
Did he rewarded you with candy or attention after the deed?

>>714174484
She may be narcissistic or BPD. That's how my parenst react and they're both of that.

>>714179207
Actually, some said the cuck won. See here
>>714178121

>>714179243
Wew, copypasting, like I said, this post is full of shit.

>>714179229
Uh, what?

>>714179234
ok wait are you proselytizing to the uncucked?
extolling the virtues of cuckoldry?

>>714179333
That was just samefagging. And that was one guy. I suspect you of samefagging as well. But it's irrelevant.

>>714179333
Is it an unspoken rule for cucks to take other cucks side? Do you guise have a brotherhood or something?

I was summer and a camp rapped a 11 year old janitor's kid in my season.

When I was 13 younger friend (11) wanted to see me cum. Raced to my house. Both stripped. He sat on my lap and stroked me until I shot. Super hot. Wanted to do it lots. Did many times. Even when parents were home. Remember first time I made him cum.

I was a janitor and saw a 11 years old rape a summer camp.

>>714179477
Someone made that joke already except they did it without typing like a five year old.

>>714179426
i dunno that one guy took my side pretty well when I said I wanted to slap the piss out of him "hypothetically"
green text and everything, was great

>>714179548
I was years old and I saw 11 janitors rape a summer camp kid.

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>>714179207
>I know what a fucking strawman is.
I know you do. And I also knew what me quoting Wikipedia at you would do to your blood pressure, as your post shows.

yada yada rest of post yada

>>714179207
>No. You're just trying to reverse the situation.
No, I'd trying to goad you. And I'm succeeding, because you have to have the last word. And you'll have to respond to this post as well as you're too invested in your intellectual superiority and couldn't admit that someone was messing with you and you got all rustled.

Go on, tell me that this is just a defence mechanism I'm exhibiting, or that I used a strawman, I dare you. I double-dare you.

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>>714179314
Yeah. It fucking sucks. Can u post yours?

Check my dubs

>>714179634
One off, fucker.

I posted to reddit once.

>>714179597
So if there's a brotherhood of cucks, there's a brotherhood against cucks? Dude, cool..

>>714179303
>I've noticed the shift in your vernacular in an attempt to appear more intelligent
Nope. Just ramping up the vernacular as I see that they are responding.

But there's obviously no way I can prove that (in the same way that you cannot prove your assertion) - not that it matters - the effect is the same. More people pile in; I continue to respond, fun is had

I was 11 summer camps and janitored a rape once.

>>714179396
No, I was commenting on this
>sophistry only works on dumb people
made here
>>714179163
Because it's clearly a trusism from the responses I've garnered so far

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>>714179625

Only her ass. I'd give a left nut to be able to carry her into the shower and eat her ass out and finger her until she is quivering

I was once and a summer janitor camped my 11 year old rape.

>>714179426
>guise
*guys

>>714179624
For this next one I'm going to be real simple for you. Take note.

>Using Pulp Fiction quotes as if it validates him
>Implying he knows what my blood pressure is like
>Implying he's not in full damage control mode
>Ignoring the rest of my post because he knows he can't argue against it

and for the second reply:
>Projecting his own butthurt
>Still pushing the narrative that he's 'goading'
>Ignoring the fact he lost the entire argument
>Trying to now argue about insults and whether or not he's butthurt
>Implying that continued response on my part signals butthurt

And....done.
So are we going to do this all day? I mean, I have beaten you, you have lost all your dignity. I'm not really invested into this anymore due to the lack of a point.

I know that you're just trying to get the last word yourself by claiming that's what I'm trying to do. And you're right, I am, because not doing so would mean you wouldn't have been totally defeated.

>>714179878
To all of you: what are you guys arguing about? There are no winners in an ANON Internet fight!

Walk away, and in 10 minutes you will have forgotten the whole thing.

>>714179737
Anon, stop this. Everyone can see you're pulling damage control. It's so pathetic. You know you're just mad, we know it, everyone knows it. You're not the master of baiting that you're trying to convince us you are.

>>714180083

"i have beaten you, you have lost all your dignity"

i mean i'm not anon replying to you but shit you are hitting luna levels of cringe right here. shut the fuck up, tryharding to be autism in a discussion will win you jack shit. dweeb ass fucking white trash kinda attitude

>>714180083

TOTALLY DEFEATED LUL

you going ham discussing DESTRUCTION on le anonymous imageboard

>>714179878
>>714180162
Oh anon, he's not going to give up. He can increase the complexity of his terms and language, he can continue pushing this narrative of trolling he can keep losing all credibility. For this is the only place he feels he can truly win, because cucks don't win in real life.

>>714177862
believe me, you're not fooling anyone.

>>714180322

self projection is strong with this one

>>714180262
Oh sorry, I don't see you contributing....ANYTHING to this thread. At least I have. You on the other hand seem content talking like a nigger.

>>714180083
>And you'll have to respond to this post
And there it is.

I wondered if your ego would overrule your desire not to make my point and guessed that it would. I wasn't interested in what you said, it was just making you say it. Just like this post. I didn't even read the greentext as it's irrelevant


But now I know the game is played out as, having failed to avoid the trap I set you through sheer hubris, you put
>And....done.
as a means of avoiding having to respond. So I doubt that you will - but I could be wrong.

Either way, this is getting tedious now, everyone else ITT is wishing we'd get a room as the thread is totally derailed, so I'll leave you to it.

Oh god the samefagging has started.

ARE YOU HAPPY CUCK

Not sure if having a manic episode or if this is the funniest thread ever.

>>714180426

You seem very emotionally involved in this thread, i'd suggest you taking a break turn off your computer and take a hot shower, alternatives would be take a walk outside for some mins or grab some fruit to eat, stay hydrated

>>714180426

LE CONTRIBUTION

>>714180479
>ARE YOU HAPPY CUCK
Yes. Yes I am. I'm not even a cuck, but I know that it's a safe way to generate rage in a thread like this but without the risk of the hammer that pizza brings.

It was fun rustling troglodytes. Now I'm going to get some soup but, unlike moot, I won't be right back.

>>714180465
So let me get this straight.

You're accusing me of trying to dismiss you by saying 'done' despite that only meaning that I had finished what I meant to say.....while simultaneously ignoring everything I say because it rebutts you?

And you claim I have a massive ego that stops me from not posting....while continuing to argue like the cuck you are?

My god. You really are this stupid. You're so blind you don't see your own irony, and you're so stupid you have to make shit up about the meaning of stuff in order to make sense of everything.

And there you go with the cringey overdramatic language and proclamations of plans coming to fruition.

All to cover your loss of an online argument of your own making.

I'm going to keep responding until your posts are watered down to the same repeated bullshit explanation.

>>714180584
LE NONSENSICAL BULLSHIT

>>714180675
>>714180561
Please explain why you feel the need to create a false narrative that anyone but you is pissed. Is it because you need to escape your anger?

>>714180849

C O N T R I B U T E D B O I S

>>714179320
Didn't need a reward, I enjoyed it. He would stroke and lick my pussy sometimes.

>>714180945

Those are not the same person

>>714179517
When I was 14 my best friend and I got drunk for the first time. We played truth or dare and he asked me for me deepest secret. Pissed, I told him I wanted to suck a cock. A couple of turns later I chose dare and he dared me to suck his cock. I crawled over, undid his jeans as he helped, got his cock out and started sucking it. He came in my mouth within minutes and I swallowed his cum. I sucked him off again about an hour later. Thereafter I sucked his cock almost daily.

>>714181036
And?

>>714181003
>CONTRIBUTION

>HA

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>>714181169

LUL

>>714180465
Oh I get it now. You created the narrative so you could do as you've done now and flee like the bitch you are.

>>714180945

"need to create a false narrative"


autism speaks. you will not fold anyone with your psuedo intellectual bullshit. stop talking to yourself over and over

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>>714181237
K E K
E
K

>>714180809
It's cunts like you who wonn't shut the fuck up when you should who are the cancer that is killing /b/

Just fuck off and start your own thread so everyone can ignore you

>>714181262
I think you just got trolled, anon

>>714181307
You know anon, this isn't actually an intellectual thread, so calling someone pseudo-intellectual isn't much of an insult in the grand scheme of things.

>>714181262

This is a beta bitch in his true essence. only fueled by sweet hatred and will at no pace stop top have you understand how you doing wrong. Come to some solutions guys, become brothers here and now. I from this point on put on the CURSE on you both if you continue typing in this worthless piece of trash argument that totally destroyed this thread for sacred secret telling. forgive each other and bless each other with a forgiving sentence and a hot gif and move on with your lives.


/dentel

>>714181373
Nah the cancer that is killing /b/ is

>furries
>trap threads
>cuck threads
>fb fap
>wwyd
>BBC threads
>shota
>loli
>porn webm
>YLYL
>/pol/ threads
>fluffy threads

Don't throw around phrases if you don't know what they mean.

>>714181439

Every sentence you type is so nastingly fucking over pretentious it makes me feel bad. Forgive me for angering you i'm straight up sorry

>>714181485
oh noes muh secrets thread
oh noes people on 4chan being obnoxious past the point of no return
oh noes

>>714181564

"don't throw around phrases if you don't know what they mean"


indeed anon. Word your phrases more carefully in the presence of a god like me. I giveth and i taketh

>>714181564
You forgot
>pictures you shouldn't share, volume 872,9876,973

>>714181631
It doesn't cost a cent to be articulate. Perhaps the approval of an anon doesn't mean anything to me. After all, this is a cesspit.

>>714181790
There's just too many threads that are cancerous to remember

>>714181706

Curse will be on you for a month. Everytime you are at the point of having to do something that craves effort from your part in form of preparation and execution will now fall flat when you are living the d day. This message will now subside into your subconscious until the moment is right. Let it slip anon.


enjoy

>>714181722
>This is what people on 4chan actually believe about themselves

>>714181852
Would it be easier to list the ones that aren't?

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>>714181791

well said, fellow gentleman. I salute you in this flood of chaos and people of none importance. May your evening be delightful in it's deliverance unto you. toast to you fellow

>>714181860
Is this incomprehensible nonsense significant in any way? Because it seems to beneficial in my case.

>>714181989
probably seeing as there's like one good thread a day

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>>714181990
Many thanks chap, your sentiment is returned.

>>714182042
Is there? Fuck, I keep missing it. What's it about?

>>714182122
Literally anything that isn't considered standard degeneracy on /b/, like it could be about fucking grass and it would still be better

My vile ching chong wife is disgusting as fuck I'm literally the guy that sue's his chink on the shoulder for being ugly as shit. Haaaaaaalp her fobby bullshit is driving me insane!!!

Im 23/m and im in bed wearing just a diaper and a tshirt

>>714171886
M/F?

>>714178548
it's data

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>>714182245
>it could be about fucking grass
I've not tried that. Do you bore a hole into the turf, or use the long leaves for direct stimulation?

>>714182441
I believe you find the spongiest stuff possible, tear it out of the ground and wrap it around the shaft. Something like a fleshlight only natural.

>>714182571
>Something like a fleshlight only natural.
Sort of greentext?

>>714182319
i don't know what this means. post-wife

>>714182710
I hope you don't think I've actually fucked grass

Fruit maybe but not grass

> Be me
> fap since 7 or 8 yo
> at the age of 12, a friend of mine said, i found a new trick some months ago, i ll show you
> Be alone with him in big open field near his house in the countryside
> We are both lying on our back in the high grass
> he said that he discovered how to jerk ( he didnt use that word) ans ask if i know what it does ...
> I said yes i know
> He said he loves it since he discovered this 6 monthes ago
> He ask if we can jerk off now
> why not
> That moron jerked himself with the force of 1 billion sun for 20 seconds
> suddenly stopped while i barely had time to get mine hard
> I said what happens ?
> He told me something like 'HHHHNNNNGGG' and i saw the smallest drop of cum i've ever seen pointing at the tip of his cock ...

That moron had been ruining his orgasms since 6 months ... i had to show him how to do it "properly" ...

>>714182855
No, it was a poor attempt at a joke
Like a fleshlight only natural = green
find the spongiest stuff possible, tear it out of the ground and wrap it around the shaft = text (short for texture)

But when you have to explain a joke, then you know it failed

>>714182998
Not gonna lie that was pretty bad, sorry dude. And this is coming from the guy that takes a few seconds to get the joke every time.

>>714182719
Can't post her pic otherwise she'll know and go on and on like a sooky bitch crying over the truth. Fuck this pig ruined my life she literally had everyone do a 180 on me, I always dread the who you fucking? question because it's more horrifying than disappointing for a stranger to find out what type of grotesque trash I stick my dick in.

I was about to ask why people care enough to argue on the internet, but then I remembered they're compensating for something.

Go do something constructive with your life instead of being an annoying prick.

>>714183778
I think you need to link to the relevant post, anon. There are literally thousands of lurkers now in thrall to your opinion, frantically scanning the 228 posts in this thread, wondering which one has incited you to respond

I wank beside primary school playgrounds at lunchtime and get as many children watching me as possible.

>>714173728
Blues muusikko suomesta. Muuta nyt vittuun täältä, pohjatyö hyvälle musalle löytyy masennuksesta ympärillä. Enään ei puutu kuin oikea kohdeyleisö/maa. Vilpittömästi toivotan onnea

>>714183778
In case you meant me: bite me, it's night time and I want to spend this time stirring shit. It's fun.

>>714184320
are you this fucker?
>>714180465

ive been married for almost 30 years. for the last few years ive been cheating with trannys.

>>714184613
No. That's insulting.

My 2 uncles taught and trained me to suck their cocks and swallow all their cum when I was 9-13, until eventually they opened my ass and could spitroast me. Was years ago so no cameras everywhere, and one uncle let me suck his cock in public places so other people could see me. I loved people watching. I loved every minute of it.

My moms friend tried to finger me in the back of my moms car

Let a 9 yr old girl I was babysitting watch me fap when I was 14. Purposely left the door half open, could see her watching me through the crack in the door. Eventually got her to sit by the bed to watch. Tried to get her to touch me but she politely declined and said she just wanted to watch. Came buckets, never mentioned it after that night. Continued to watch her certain nights but never attempted to fap for her again. Girl became a slut later when she got to high school, she got preg her senior year by some college dude.

>>714187485
I love children watching me wank.

21
Male ,technically not a virgin
I got fucked in the ass by a 30 year old bussnis man when I was 14 while i was on family vacation. Went through a hard core sub gay phase, didn't help I got my mom's facial features and hair. I told him I was 18 of course. While my family was out souviniere shopping I was in the hotel room taking pics ass up and face down for Craig's list. Got a reply instantly. We fucked twice over two days ,literally worshiped that dudes cock ( was my first time Deep throating). Any ways I've haven't had sex since and feels awkward talking to girls despite not being attracted to dudes anymore

I was in a series of hardcore porn photoshoots and videos when I was 8. No regrets.

>>714171433
There's always the U.S.

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Wil ze niet?

>>714188231
oh you
>still never posted timestamp

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>>714188298
>84x103

>>714188346
because I don't want my current life affected. Was 17 years ago.

>>714188525
how will it affect your life? got your full name and address tattooed on a tit?

Stole my friend's copy of NBA Jam on SNES, had it for about 3 months. Ended up getting it for Christmas. Sold him his copy for $20, told him it was mine, he believed me, he even thanked me for selling him my copy of the game.

>>714188723
Just don't want my current photos online and associated with me doing CP.

>>714176014
Yo man, I live with a guy that has severe psoriasis. It had him superdown for years. There is hope! if you got money. He takes shots every week that takes it away. with good eating some sun its not a problem anymore(we are talking full body with blisters and changed to only on elbows....) PS. the shots are like 200dollars each. contact your doctor ;) life will be good

>>714189011
one set of tits is pretty anonymous, and would be of a fully sexually mature adult. no pedo is saving them, nobody is looking at them and thinking how hot they were at age 8.

come up with a better cover (breast cancer maybe?) or vary your shitty fake stories so I don't read the same thing repeatedly.

>>714172086
Me exactly. Im fucking 20 and found the person i want to be with forever its amazing but kinda annoying at the same time like i wanna fuck other people but i guess i just cant?

>>714171433
I've raped two women in the past and raped a dude about a week ago.

>>714171886
made me chuckle lots haa

>>714189507
been there. 33 now.

I cheated. I still do. it's now something I need, it wasn't when I started.

I advise dealing with it more healthily than me.

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my wife moved in with her stepdad when she was about 14-15 years old. thing is, guy isn't her stepdad. it was some random pedo that her mom found on the internet who promised her that she would take care of her little girl. apparently mom was tired of being responsible for her. guy was probably in his late 40s around that time.

fast forward years later, my wife is now 30 and a "sugar baby" who fucks middle aged and near-elderly men because she was stunted and has little to no life skills. she has little to no regard to her personal safety and will do all of these guys bareback. she has roughly 5 regulars and literally can't get off unless she is getting used by an older man.

>>714189901
...
why did you marry that?

>>714189901
What about STDs? Arent you worried?

>>714190009
there are other reasons, but mostly because she has great tits and loves sex.

>>714190156
fair enough, carry on

>>714190116
not particularly. I'm actually kinda hoping she catches HIV in the hopes that it will loosen her inhibitions even more and make her feel like she can fuck anything/anyone without having to worry anymore.

>>714172599
Bang her...she's hot

>>714172758
Grab her by the pussy!

I've been turned on by a burn victim. And im a very attractive woman.
And im pretty sure im not crazy.
Help.