Stoner thread What y'all smoking? How's your day

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>Stoner thread

No.

>What y'all smoking?

This is a gramatically incorrect stateament.

>How's your day been?

As shitty as yours.

>what was your first time getting high like?

I'm not degenerate.

>Post your piece

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>>714153257
smoke every fucking day
my first day getting high sucked
i smoke my bubbler

>>714153571
/thread

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hmu

pic related

Trying to save money so I picked up a half of some brick weed (I know some people knock it but I didn't even smoke good bud until I was like 16 and even then it was all I could afford was brick. As long as its not.completely brown and you don't smoke any seeds or stems nbd just taste a little shitty and doesn't get ya as high. I usually only buy it like once a month when I'm in between pays or bills and just wanna grab a good amount for $20) for like $50 and a gram of shatter for $45 to try and make sure I have smoke for the next week or two, gotta save money for the holidays and bills. Smoked a joint and a half and a few bowls with friends, ate some chicken and just took a dab and killed off some shake weed in a bowl. At this rate I should be good until next tuesday.

>>714154233
Are you fucking retarded?

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just got a 1/4 of skywalker og and i have to say its a very enjoyable indica

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Post your stoner album

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>>714155072
T_T

And these are sober times... Soon enough though, I shall return to you my beloved greens.

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Fuck

>>714153571
fuck off out of this thread then faggot.

>>714153257
Resin got me fucked up. Im out of flower.
Its been an ok day, I took a nap, got hit on by my little brothers fuckbuddy.
First time I was half drunk so I pissed outside and fell asleep next to my friends pool.
no camera, but piece is a small brick shaped steamroller.

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>>714153257

sweet jack right now

day's been pretty good
told my friends I had to go home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84xnYnysiOs

everytime i smoked i get it from a medical joint but every time i smoke anything of it i get far to high and it worries me even just a gram joint
how can i handle my weed better?

Started smoking at 14 with friends, thought I was cool as shit, enjoyed every time I smoked. Stopped at halfway through being 15 and now I'm taking CBD drops and CBD juice in a vape for pain, can't get a union job because the CBD contains small traces of THC which would show up on a drug test though, only real downside.

My first time getting high after 18 years of avoiding it because I'm poor, was basically coughing and not being able to stand up for about 45 minutes on my buds porch, was just 2 single hits from a bowl of blue dream.small ones too. About three years later and unfortunately am a huge stoner and I rly need to stop because it's sucking my money away

>>714155774
Smoke less and build up your tolerance. Did you smoke a sativa? Usually sativas are more likely to cause anxiety, but it really just depends on the person.

>>714155774
Control yourself while your high. Go into it with a good mindset. Find something to distract youself.

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Sup my dudes. Blazed away on some sweet kush and playing Skyrim. My first time getting high was with my mom after I graduated from highschool about three years back.

>>714155941
Also have no dealer of my own cus I'm too pussy to look so it's making everything a lot harder than it needs to be

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>>714153571
wew lad someone needs to hit a big fat bowl

>>714156161
Live in NYC so it's easy enough to find one here. It can be a bitch though, I understand. I sometimes think about what that'll be like once I'm an old fuck. Unless you just always have old stoner buddies, or weed just goes full blown legal by then.

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>>714155072

>>714155963
first time indica most recent fuck up was yea sativa

>>714156087
i was out with a girl that im sorta into and i just felt like i shouldn't be there idk if i just panicked or what i just left sorta after i was able to move lol

>>714154695
no but you are scared

text me little bitch

>>714153257
Cock, apparently.

Killyourself
>do it pussey

>>714156706
Yeah you are definitely a fucking retard and a goddamned degenerate faggot. Look at you inciting me to text you.

Selling weed this publicly is the most retarded thing a dealer can do.

>>714156827
its also a simple google search to see that its not real lmao

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>>714155715

>>714156827
Vouch

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>>714153571
>This is a gramatically incorrect stateament.
>stateament
>yours
Yours'

>>714156887
My cell phone number doesn't show up on Google either. Google is not the ultimate decider as to whether or not a phone number is real. After all, not everyone's number has been scrubbed by some internet bot or datamining company.

I found a place in Greeley, CO that sells $99 oz. The strain changes frequently. Black Ice this time.

>>714156985
how would you even get weed to someone over /b with or without a phone number just fucking mailing it?

>>714157076
Landmarks?

ITT: Tons of absolute faglords congregate

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Made my first chillum today with some silver fume acents!

>>714156985
>>714157137
i noticed you didnt respond therefore fuck off

>>714157270
Gotta start somewhere. looks like shit.

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Just smoked some snoops dream. this shit make you duuumb

>>714157599
my bad dawg

https://sacramento.craigslist.org/hab/5905789828.html

>>714157966
We have enough ads on the site now as it is

>>714153257
Shamboom
Decent
First time I got high is a funny story
>Been smoking for two years previous
>Never got high
>Couldnt explain it
>One morning my friend came buy with a joint roach
>Says its the best shit hes ever smoked
>Not going to argue and I have nothing else to do today
>Smoked that roach
>Got so paranoid that I said I couldnt go home because my Mom would know I was high
>Walked around my town for two hours
>Get home and Mom isnt there
>I live alone
Been smoking for five years since and actually get high all the time

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Some purple monster and lsd I had a while back

>>714155608
Quit putting it in your pocket and you wont get lint all over your resin and shit

>>714155917
I don't know where you live, but in most states you can legally buy cbd products without thc underage. If you want a union job then that could be useful, unless you enjoy the thc, in which case blaze phat my friend

LivWell in Greeley, CO. $99 oz, wasn't sure how to directly reply to a comment :p

>>714158212
what.

>>714158157
???
dude its a strain, chill.

>>714156111
Them trips. How is cleaning that piece, man. Thought about getting one but I figured after heavy use with no cleaning the revolving shit would get stuck

>>714158212
>>714158475
I thought I lived with my Mom but I didnt. It would have also helped to say that I moved out super young and that was shortly after I moved

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>>714155520
same, anon...same.

>>714158477
>>714157966
I am a dubs master

>>714158810
i thought you were baiting ok

Stayed in today, laundry day. Got stoney off some wax and watched the new Vikings, played w my kitten, not a bad day. Just loaded a bowl of sugar cookies and I'm about to step out and light it up. Would take a pic but my webcam is shit and would not do this weed any justice.

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BWH

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Last night me and a friend for someone to drop off 1.5 at my house and he fucking scammed us. We were walking back inside and he said that he gave us the wrong bag, so when we gave him it back he drove off. Why are people such ass holes? Pic is from the other night

>>714153571
Fucking autism cunt dont know how to grow and if u would get a deliver he would smoke ur ass b4 u buyd ur first piece and no i aint trying to type in good english high af and u guys get the point so please do us and /b/ a favor kys

Smoking on SFV OG shatter mixed with Fire OG live resin. Will post pics later if this thread is still going and once I get faded. Had kinda a long, rough day. Need to unwind, mind is wired like fuck.

>>714153257
i quit weed until i find a job. until then ill stay sober. cant wait to go buy me some kush once i start working. looking forward to try some cookies again.

>>714160915
>We were walking back inside and he said that he gave us the wrong bag, so when we gave him it back he drove off.
kek
All bs aside find new dealer or grow your own

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1420 mm high Stanley by Long-bong. Where is your god now?

GAH FUCK THE THREAD IS DYING BUM1!!098IO11-1

>>714163114
BUMP

>>714163149
BNUMP?!?!?

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My stash

I don't know the strain but it's ok, about to pick up a few grams this afternoon.

>>714163445
Give me all of it now

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>>714163513
Smoked this salad the other night. Threw on some rockstar kief after taking pic

>>714163596
jealous

am i welcome in this thread if i just did a bunch of coke?

i inject marijuanas too

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>>714163596
>>714163784
he got that picture from r/trees

>>714162899
I request a webm. of this beast in use.

>>714163925
yes welcome my friend

>>714163961
I took it earlier this week. It's literally the same grinder as >>714163445 you mong

Been smoking for a year now.
Had my first anxiety attack last week, of course it had to be when I was stoned.
Had a sesh 3 more times after that, last one of those caused second anxiety attack.

I guess I'm taking a break for a while to see if they stop. At least I'll have more money.

>>714164404
indica. i get them with sativa strains

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>>714153257
Resin. Fuck you.
Always fucking stoner threads when i'm dry.

>>714158477
He means ads for /b/

>>714157966
why in the hell was that being allowed into the world?

>>714164582
I'm just a little sad because I used to be able to rip both with no problems, maybe a little paranoid.

But I had no idea what an anxiety attack was, fucking terrifying.

>Feeling absolutely fine
>Legs start trembling slightly
>Heart starts beating a little faster and harder.
>"huh, weird, I'll just go get a glass of water"
>Still emotionally fin
>As soon as I stand up I immediately collapse and start trembling violently, barely have muscle control
>Heart beating so hard and fast
>Vision blurry, tunneled, whiting out a little
>Terror sets in

I had always thought it was tumblr tier emotional problems but apparently its just your brain going "oh, here's that adrenaline overload you asked for"
I wouldn't wish it on anyone really, it was 45 minutes of hell

>>714165221
Ppl downplay it because it has "anxiety" in the name which millions of stupid little kids think they have next to depression. Suffered once, but not again, I hope I never do again in my life. I don't know why it hasn't happened again but I don't care.

>>714163992
Uff sry I am a bit too high to do a video. But after 10 minutes I managed to get a link to a youtube where you can see it in action. Custom grow tested it. And I basically just hit it like that so I am dying here a little

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ7r7tnK6Dc

>>714165639
I'd like to add on that its physical proof of anxiety problems and proof that they are subconscious and underlying rather than just being worried about failing ur algebra 2 test (not that anyone really needs proof)

>>714163992
Also buddy posted this video to instagram if you are interested. Team based brain killing :
https://www.instagram.com/p/BMboOoUFjhf/?taken-by=longbong_fans

>>714153257
First time was from a brownie. Ate way too much and it was fucking hell, was on my bed for six hours halfway out of it, vision was fucked up. Fekt like shit dude, i enjoy smoking still but i can't do edibles very well because of that

My day sucks, So far my phone got shut off cus i've been unemployed for a couple months. Just recently moved. I don't have any weed. my gf is out of town. All my friends are playing rust and i dont own it so im bored. I'm pretty sure i will be employed again soon, but i need to make a call tomorrow, gonna ask my neighbor to use their phone. Hopefully that pans out, i can live without weed but MAN am i bored.

>>714164677
Sorry man we've all been there

Smoking sum sour berry hybrid diesel kush Indica sativa strain out of my fourteen foot acrylic ice chamber bong, I am so fukin blaaaaazed bruuuuuu

Smoked for my 1st time a few months ago with a guy I just met at work. Now $130 of every paycheck goes to smoke. Between me and my room mate we smoke half an oz every week.

>>714168838
wow

I just got super fucked on some candyjack and xj13. New cali laws rule.

Benjamin Fischbein

>>714168838
Bro I know people who smoke quarter ounces a day, I'm about where you are right now though, by myself I smoke around an 1/8 to a 1/2 a week

>>714168838
>>714169271
Wow
I smoke like 1g a fortnight
Maybe 3 if I go hard.

It wouldn't even be possible to source that much here in NZ

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>>714153257
Half O of Diablo OG

>>714169435
Well it just makes life better so I want to be high all the time.

>>714170048
I feel you.
I guess you're a functional stoner then? I have no idea if I am, I usually wait until I have nothing to do before smoking then just fuck around for 2 hours.

I did some physics homework once, got slightly better than usual but that's probably because it made me spend more time on it, plus everything was interesting as fuck.

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Bubble Kush boi

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>>714153257
my friend left a pipe here that was filled with over a year's worth of hash resin
so ive been smoking on that for like a week now
my lungs are dying
help
i cant afford anything until xmas though and ill be damned if im not gonna get high

I heard putting ice in the bong is real nice, I've only smoked a few times but is it worth chucking some ice in? How do I do it?

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>>714174059
you would need an ice pinch for it to really have much of an effect
you could put it in the water, but consider this

1. you are losing some smoke to surface area if in an ice pinch
2. the colder water is, the less it actually filters the smoke, but the more it cools it. technically, the most 'pure' hit one could get would be with 'warm' water. that being said, a nice hit off a roor with some ice is all you will need.

>>714174383
i always had this idea,
where i wanted to take a picture of me pressing a bunch of salad down into a bowl
and then caption it with 'packing bowls of greens lmao'