I'm seriously considering suicide. I can't cope with

>>714151029
jump off a building and do a barrel roll

take a lot of mushrooms it has been shown to help in studies

>>714151029
last ditch effort for what? when you die you don't feel anything, it's just darkness, you aren't solving anything, you won't even feel any relief you tard, live you life and stop stressing every little thing

>>714151029
make sure you stream it and give us the link

>>714151366
This so much.

>>714151119
seconding mushrooms

>>714151029
dont do it. life's full of ups and downs. no matter how down you are rn, it'll get better eventually.

committing Sudoku is turning down the offer for life to get better

patience my boyy.. patience.

>>714151029
Hey man listen life isn't as serious as you think it is.

It's full of ups and downs. All you can do is do your best. It's just a game man.

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>>714151119
>>714151948
Random anon here. I took way too many shrooms for my first time 6 years ago and had the worst experience of my life. Complete nightmare that has traumatized me since, and I constantly get flashbacks to it. Stopped smoking weed because it would start feeling like that bad trip and I would freak out.

If I was suicidal, I fear that if I took mushrooms in that state of mind, the nightmare would be complete insanity and I would probably kill myself while tripping. It seemed like I had no control over my mind, and if there was all this negative shit in there it would manifest in terrible ways.

How can you avoid a bad trip if you take shrooms while suicidal?

>>714152187
this, honestly if your life is at it's lowest it gives you the freedom to say fuck it and live life the craziest you can, leave your life behind, get on a train and start a new life or some shit, do some cool ass stuff

>>714151029
Life has ups and downs OP. Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem

>>714152300
This.
If you go the mushroom route eat 1.5 -3 grams.
t. mycologist

>>714151119
Should have said low doses of mushrooms. LOW doses of mushrooms have been proven to help people with PTSD and depression in just 1 single dose. It helped me tremendously

>>714151029
Just make sure to stream it.

>>714151029
when was the last time you were happy?

>>714151029
Make some money op
www.bestaffiliate.club

>>714152404
The key phrase here is that it is a solution.

>>714151029
Well if you don't really want to live any more, nothing said here will change it. Sometimes talking about shit on /b/ helps me, believe it or not, but I don't know how to cure "empty and numb to everything". If you literally don't experience emotion as a normal human (and the typical "highs and lows"), I don't know what you could look forward to. My best advice is that if you do it, do the quick bullet in the brain method, don't leave yourself suffering or waking up in a hospital later.

>>714151029
GET HELP. You can't climb out of the downward spiral- you've become the spiral. Your head is full of self-destructive lies. Don't believe any of that negative shit. Talk to family. Talk to a doctor. Get some help. I was there 20 years ago, and would never have believed then all the good shit that was just down the road. Good luck!

>>714152300
i'd take a mini dose like one cap or stem. too much of course will be bad. mushrooms can actually help with depression.

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Jesus fuck. You go to /b/ for advice why you should love? Lose weight and get laid. Otherwise an hero. Pull the trigger bitch you got nothing to live for. Please stream results.

>>714153205
typical newfag
>I saw /b/ on funnyjunk and they're so edgy lmao
>kill yourself lmfao lmfao XD
and you even post that with a edgy gif because you're so edgy

>>714151029
Hanging can quickly lead to unconsciousness if done right, or even a snapped neck if you do well on the drop. Added benefit is that it's barely messy, you can even wear a diaper to prevent your shit from plopping on the floor, also it gives you a chance to more or less direct how you will be found.

A note will not change the situation for whoever is left behind, so don't bother.

See you on the other side anon, which is dark and empty.

>>714151029
Get treatment for depression. Your case is not unique.

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Well fuck dude just empty your bank account and travel across the country. Record all your shit on your phone. Talk to strangers. Say fuck it and take a million wreckless chances.

Seriously dude, if you are gonna go out, do it living one endless joyride instead of just offing yourself in your little apartment/dorm or whatever.

>>714153697
that's not how depression works.

>>714153664
>>714153752
Is anon really describing depression though?

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As a firm believer in the right to die, I can only say this.

If you don't want to kill yourself, then do not kill yourself.

>>714151029
Seek enlightenment

im not even kidding

the emptiness you feel is a good sign to become enlightened

you are suffering the way i suffered and it spontaneously happened for me reading science and philosophy and religion

go to a monastery join disciplined meditation groups

>>714153752
Didn't say that's how depression works. Just saying may as well do something exciting before killing yourself instead of working another shift at some shit job or whatever anon has to do

>>714153697
that's what I'm saying dude, start doing things you never would've done OP, bang some hookers or just go crazy, maybe you'll find something then

>>714154120
Hooker and blow are my only reasons to live

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>>714153205
Woo boy I think I got a paper cut from all that edge
Turn the Linkin Park album off and go outside faggot

do it op we need more volunteers to die

>>714154302
I knew I wasn't the only one that thought this was cringy-edge, but seriously go outside

>>714151029
think at lest you'r not black

>>714151029
Don't do it. You'll just end up back here, you know.

>>714154495
some resin that got to me man:(

>>714153972
>As a firm believer in the right to die, I can only say this.
Yeah I think this is a right everyone should have that as a mentally capable adult. I would also like to see it expanded. Who are we to say everyone should live? One who wants to die should have the option of the peaceful eternal sleep of medically assisted death.

Just Do it!.

(Instert Nike logo)

>>714151029
Call a suicide hotline, they're usually pretty cool people I hear

>>714153842

Yes, retard

Google "suicide hotline", call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline or others.


OP, any good friends you can talk to?

Maybe not, extended depression can make holding on to relationships hard. If that's the case, and you can't rekindle old friendships, I'd try making new ones, volunteer somewhere to meet people (animal shelter, homeless shelter, whatever). Human contact is what makes life bearable for me, just a friend to hang out with.

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>>714154495
Why do we come back as another entity on Earth though? Why not anywhere else in the universe?

I've heard enough about children saying they remember their old lives and all that shit, but the chances of reincarnation to the same species on the same planet is wonky as fuck

>>714152974

What helped for you? How can you be happy now?

I think a fellow b/tard might be able to explain this better, as every real life answer to this has been along the lines of "ignore problems and just live and work like a retard!"

>>714151029
Take some MDMA. Buy some tianeptine, phenibut, and kratom powders. Mix them all at once in recommended doses. That should clear your depression right up, bud.

>>714152974
>>714155948
Fuck getting help. Those assholes will take a bunch of your money and give you drugs that will make you feel emotionally dulled across the entire emotional spectrum. Do talk therapy, find something you enjoy, find better drugs. Don't do all the bullshit normies push down your throat. Find your own path to happiness.

>>714151366
don't listen to this, just fucking jump off something tall.

>>714151029
cum on your own face and post pics then everything will be fine

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>>714156754
I tried this once but when I uploaded it to Facebook everyone got really upset

>>714153697

Typical simplification. I'm not OP, but for me this would just mean wasting money while still being unable to enjoy anything in the first place, and ending up in even worse situation than before.

There's no "bottom" to reach. Things can always get worse.

>>714155920
No, we come back to /b/. just us, anon.

>>714151029
i tried killing myself once, but the noose wasn't tight enough. couldn't even do that right lol.

to this day, i feel regret for my failure, i still feel like shit but i just deal with it. i drown myself in what keeps me sane.

i've started talking to people, found a therapist and started unloading shit that's been on my mind.

for me i find happiness in helping others, making music and keeping my mind active even when anything is hardly stimulating.

just talk it out /b/ro. people care, i care.

Don't do it.

>>714156846
That's the point. You waste all your money on fun stuff, and if you still don't feel better you'll kill yourself. If you do feel better you'll be broke, but at least you won't be dead due to suicide. It's foolproof.

>>714151029
dude just exercise. it literally produces more endorphins than smoking pot. also go smoke some pot.

>>714157087

Have you ever tried suicide? It's much harder than you'd think.

There's a reason so many suicides end up as failed attempts. Even when people do things lile mass-shootings to deive themselves to a corner where death is the only escape, many still can't make themselves pull the trigger that one time.

This is the point where happy people wiöö chime in that "This must mean they don't want to die after all! Life takes courage!", which makes aa much sense as saying " it takes courage to avoid going to dentist".

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>>714151029
well OP you suffer from depression (duh), what have you tried so far? conversational therapy with a psychologist? SSRIS from a psychiatrist? psychotherapy like CBT? shrooms? mindfulness? mindfulness based therapy? proper exercise and diet? going out more and make some decent friends?

my point is there are probably many things you can try out before considering suicide.

I'd recommend trying cognitive behavioral therapy with a psychologist and doing MBCT mindfulness based cognitive therapy with a book like this on the side for yourself (and if this isn't enough for you also get some SSRIs from a psychiatrist):
https://www.amazon.com/Mindful-Way-Through-Depression-Unhappiness/dp/1593851286

Good luck!

I feel the same way as op been in a long term relationship(11 years) there's been ups and downs.. have kid... Been okay for the most part. Found out wife is whore no where to vent want to kill myself but I don't want my kids life fucked up cuz kids mom is a dumbass... It took till today today to realize that my life is pointless I

>>714151029
Tryou the bill burr podcasts... they'll keep ya goin a few strokes more

>>714151029
Sell your shit, go to Peru, drink Ayahuasca, meet God, and reprioritize. If that doesn't help... then shoot yourself.

>>714158098

see >>714157674

>>714152653
This. A breakthrough study was just featured in the news

>>714158176
http://www.geek.com/culture/magic-mushrooms-could-be-key-to-fighting-depression-1681564/

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Well, what's got you feeling down, anon.?Anything in particular, or just life?

i wanna do it too, but i cant

not everyone lives as lavishly as you where you can just off yourself whenever... suicide costs fucking money

>>714151029
It's just one of those days bro. You'll be just fine, don't worry anymore

Get your ass to an asylum. It's not like in the media, I heard it's more of a place of healing.

Opiats and alcohol bro !

>“Psilocybin produced immediate, substantial, and sustained improvements in anxiety and depression,” the study says. “And led to decreases in cancer-related demoralization and hopelessness, improved spiritual well-being, and increased quality of life… sustained benefits in existential distress and quality of life, as well as improved attitudes towards death.”

Sign me up

before you give up on literally the most precious gift given to us as beings with the ability to cognitively decide what is ultimately, right from wrong, why dont you make such an effort to improve yourself that you lose your current self, shedding the tomb you feel like you currently live in.. reforming yourself into a being in which you prosper and enjoy the fact that you have been privileged to prosper enough to even be able to reach out to a dysfunctional community that is based within the technologies of others who have decided to prosper within themselves.

just a thought anon.

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>>714151029 I got to the point of suicide one night but then I smoke a lil bit of weed and life was good again shit was enjoyable suicide thoughts went away try it

>>714158378

Not OP, but my life can be summed up with the phrase "There's no time to waste and nothing to be done". I'm 34, been depressed since childhood, and now it's far too late for many things. Life is just working to prevent things from going even worse, and even seeing friends is a duty as otherwise I'd lose social contacts and end up even more miserable. There's nothing to win in life, only a constant struggle to slow down the constant downward spiral everything is going.

And what a downward spiral it is: Muslims are taking over my country, economy is collapsing, my body is aging and breaking down... everything is going to get worse, and there's nothing to be done about it. Most of the advice I get is to just stop thinking of everything and just concentrate on little things, but you can't spend your entire life with petty distractions, and if all you do in life is try to find ways to pass time till its end then why not just die already and avoid all the suffering?

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I've been there anon, so I know there's no magic sentence I can say that somehow makes it all feel better, so I won't bullshit you with some positivity speech about how the world is going to hold hands and sing for you. But I do hope you find an alternative to your current situation that does not involve killing yourself.

>>714151029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

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>>714151029
Don't go on a site that has so many horrible wankers (I include myself) seeking confirmation bias that your decision is right and that less of the responsibility for you offing yourself lies with you.
In conclusion, do a back-flip off the Empire state building.

Mushrooms would help. No wonder they're illegal.

Without any kind of underworld contacts it's nigh-impossible to get them as well.

>>714160660
Lost at foggots

>>714161652
This
http://bigthink.com/paul-ratner/one-dose-of-hallucinogenic-psilocybin-relieves-depression-in-80-of-patients-say-two-new-studies

People who are considering suicide are usually on their way out of depression - you'll be fine in a couple months at most. Good luck, Have fun.

>>714162466
they change your perception of reality

mdma can make you more social too

>>714151029

Go out and do something crazy. Risky, even. Something you've always thought about doing, but never actually got up the will or nerve to do. Go somewhere you've never been. See something you've never seen.

I mean, you're going to die anyway. What have you got to lose at this point?

You're gonna die anyway. Why not have some first and live a long life?

>>714162830
>>714162999

see >>714157674

Most likely a wild spending spree (as wild as a depressed person can have) would end up with a depressed person with financial troubles and an even worse life.

don't do it.

>you know why

Before you commit suicide, take a heroic dose of psychedelic mushrooms. I'm talking 6+ grams. It might just save your life

>>714151029
You in Connecticut? If so let's go fishing

>>714163335
I really like people like you...even on 4chan, you can restore my hope in humanity

>>714163335
>go fishing

and by "fishing" I mean let me take you out in the woods where I will tie you up and anally rape you until you bleed

:stopfruitfucking:

>>714163335
>>714151029

Fuck it Dude, let's go bowling.

>>714163548
kek

>>714163335
A human being!

>>714163548
No I meant more like standing on the shore like an idiot

>>714163451
>>714163548
And then there's this guy

>>714163631

there's a fine line between fishing and standing the shore like an idiot

>anon will anally rape OP

>>714163593
>bowling

Idk, I'd be out of my element

>>714163680
>this guy

this guy IS 4chan

>>714163680
Perfect timing after my reply lol

>>714163700
Thanks steve

>>714163736

shut the fuck up Donnie

Yeah but no you'll be just fine

dont take shrooms op

>>714151029
Are you near LA? Let's get a drink and talk about shit.

if you truly have nothing to live for then you have nothing to lose by finding something to live for.

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You just got to tought it out. Everyone goes through shit like this. It's just the way it is

>>714151029
If you're in the NY tristate area, we can grab a beer and chat or go for a walk

>>714151029

Have you tried believing in Jesus?

>>714164155
deep

https://youtu.be/usGQjN87BUA


Good friend guys. I'm going to fall asleep now

>>714164155

But what if there IS nothing to live for? It would seem more likely that there's no purpose than that every single human being has been bad at explaining why they're alive.

>>714151119
This.
I wanted to kill myself too. I took a big does of shrooms, I went to their world, they operated on me and killed me, I was reborn empty of all my dark thoughts.
Take a high dose, but be safe. It's better to start with low dosage if it's your first time.
Have a tripsitter to check on you but not interfere.
Shrooms did something for me that no psychologist or psychiatrist or philosopher could do.

Flush the nervous systems. Thoughts are just thoughts. Get them out of the system.

Start anew.

A life without people is hardly worth living.

>>714152187
>Sudoku
It's Sepuku anon.

>>714151029
Trust nature, going through tough experiences will make you tough which eventually will make you more comfortable with where you are now. You will grow up, just go through it.

>>714167627

That's bullshit. The British actually did a lifetime study of people who had been bullied as children, and they tended to end up lonely, alcoholic and depressed way more often than people with happy childhoods. Not to mention all the people who grow up fucked because of childhood abuse.

>>714151029
I was constantly in pain a couple months ago, I was suicidal (the worst I've ever been, normally I would get these depression bouts that made me want to kill myself for about a week and then they would stop, this one didn't). I went to see a psychiatrist, I'm on antidepressants and antipsychotics now. They're not perfect, but most of the unbearable pain is gone. I'm also on therapy. As someone who's been in your shoes I can tell you one thing: get help. Sometimes you can't do it on your own. Be strong, you can get out of this one.

>>714151029
can I have your stuff?

Trump just become president OP.

You should wait it out and see what happens in this world for the next 4 years.

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>>714152187
>committing Sudoku

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>>714169717
>two fives in the same column
>2/10

>>714170872
fuck you niggger. That's not even hoee you play the fucking game.

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>>714171222

I want to fucking die

>>714171222
poorly made sudoku, he died for nothing

>>714171295
Why? What's the matter? What can't you solve?

>>714170872
i guess that guy lost

>>714151029
before you go, you have to try out some shit. try all drugs, sell whatever you can and go travel. that kinda stuff.

>>714171295
Listen up. You need to find what makes you happy and spend time doing that.

OP what makes life worth living? Why didn't you just commit suicide? what is holding you back? Do you like vidya? firearms? cars? traveling? What do you want from life?

Why are most of you people heartless assholes? Don't tell someone to kill themselves, you don't know what they have to go through everyday. This person wants help, not someone to bring him down. All of you really need to think before you fucking type something out that you will regret.

>>714171805
do you seriously think anyone here regrets that?
you must be new.

Do you really want to be responsible for someone's death?

>>714171805
As much hate that is expressed here, racial hate, political hate, sexist hate, even heightist hate, I view you all as one person saying it all. Every chance I get, I encourage them to kill themselves. In this, at least some justice is possible.

>>714151029
Turn your hate inward, and use it to kill yourself.

>>714172169
>responsible

>>714174333
got them trips of truth

>>714151029
don't shout allahu akbar when you do it

I have lost hope. I have heard all the cheer-up cliches so many times that I could use them to make a conversation simulation with premade answers. I have tried drugs, legal and not. I have been three years in therapy. I have tried exercise, different diets and mindfulness meditation, but nothing changes the fact that I still haven't a reason to live.

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>>714174333
Not OP, but I'm seriously considering writing the pros and cons for offing myself, and one of the cons would be "wait for pink season man, gotta be a good album"

>>714151029
if you feel empty and numb why bother killing yourself?

>>714175508
best album 2017?

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>>714175634
I hope it'll be sooner, like christmas.

DO IT FAGGOT

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At least do something like this before you kys. Go down a legend.

>>714167372
Being this new

do whatever the fuck you want for a day. sleep in, don't go to work. eat chips, play vidya, if you have the money go travel somewhere and get stuck. Point being if you act like that for a day, you'll have no one to blame but yourself for being an unhappy, miserable fuck. give in and be a little selfish, maybe it'll help you see the light.

>>714159819
Fuck it man, lets go then. Buying a mossberg tomorrow.