>Be me (17 years old) >Go out to watch a movie with friends

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Chut up.

It's just weed. You aren't edgy and you aren't cool.

>>714038527
How should I explain it to them though

>>714038600

"Dear mom and dad,

I smoke weed.

Love,

<your name here>

PS I post this shit on 4chan before I tell you guys."

>>714038715
I'm serious, I think i'll just say that my friends forced me to or something like that

>>714038855
Depending on how serious your parents are, they'll take it out on your friends, possibly calling their parents, is it worth it? Just say its a one time thing, wont happen again yadda yadda (continue fucking rippin it)

>>714039255
They're really serious about shit like this, asian parents and stuff like that.

>>714038855
What age are you 10 ? Grow some balls and take responsibility for your actions fag

>>714039806
My relationship with my parents will never be the same if I took responsibility

>>714040196
Just say you tried it and didn't like it

>>714040196
Or are you just worried thell instaboot your pussy ass when you turn 18?

maybe they just threw it out cause it was some skank weed and they just out buying u some good ass kush

MODS MODS

>>714040448
I hope that's the case but no, it's some car insurance thing since someone hit our car and ran.

>>714040567

we found the marijuanas

quickly!!! film your suicide before mods ban you for underage

tell them you confiscated it from a troubled kid at school cause u care about people and you D.A.R.E.D

At least you didn't leave a black hooker out like I did....

>>714039366

>asian parents

>not knee grows

+1

Just tell them it was that or heroin. At lest it's not heroin.

They're back, I told them that my friends told me to try it and that i'll never do something like that ever again and that i'll stop being their friend

>>714041205
what did your parents say?

>>714041606
They made my fucking ears bleed and gave me a lecture on why weed is the worst thing ever in the world while using broken english, and they're arguing rn downstairs for some reason

>>714041845
They're just squabbling over who gets to blaze the confiscated blunt.

>>714038326

Maybe they are going to thank you for it, faggot. Might be the best night they had together since you were born and they've been stuck dealing with your faggoty ass ever since.

>be 17
>be underage
>be b&

>>714038600
Tell them it makes you happy

If dubs, you tell them you've converted to rastafarianism

>>714042177
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>>714042377
Holy shit three 77 dubs in a row what the actual fuck

>>714042177
>>714042277
>>714042377
Dubs talk OP

>>714042639
>>714042377
kek wills for him to convert I guess

>>714042666
Satan trips confirmed

Op is kill by chinky rents

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>>714042666
666 checked

>>714043077
Holy shit the 77s is this real life

>>714043077
Another 77 wtf is going on

Really wish I didn't have to watch some guy fuck a cantaloupe all night.

Thank you based chinkbluntz for granting us this thread of much gets

>>714038600
>>714038855
>>714039255
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>>714043300
What's up with all the dubs here

>>714042053
Top kek

Too bad OP is grounded and they took his phone, he's missing out on these tasty dubzzz

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This is now a get thread

Dubs and OP has to sneak into his parents room at night to try steal his joint back without getting caught

>>714043699
checked

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>>714038326
Deny everything, if they press the issue tell them the Jews are trying to set you up

I want a 77 also :(

>>714038326
>Be asian parents
>Come home to empty house
>Find some dirt ass weed on table
>smoke the dirt weed
>fuck wife
>leave house to figure out punishment for the little faggot with dirt weed

Dubs and OP has to admit he's tried heroin and that weed was his gayway drug

>>714044444
>gayway drugs

>>714044444
Holy fuck this can't be real life

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>>714044444

>>714044444
This is deffo a get thread

>>714044444
WITNESSED

if dubs -- tell your parents that you've been smoking meth

>>714444444
checking

>>714044856
>checking a post that hasn't been made yet

checkem

Dubs and OP has to try sucking his dads dick as a way of saying sorry for the weed

OP's dad is reaming his asshole

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>>714044444
nice digits

>>714044233
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>>714038600
y'all pretty cool too ;)

>>714045599
Dubs confirmed

Checkem

>>714040196
Bro, life is just a long chain of parental disappointments. Get over it, grow some balls, and stand up for what you're into. They'll get over it.

>>714046188

>>714038326
Get a life and stop smoking weed you filthy degenerate. At least wait until your soft spot hardens up underage b&

>>714046506
Lol

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Dubbin' in a GET thread

>check me out niggers

get used to your parents yelling and shit
unless you really pull yourself together

>>714043266
Jah makes dubs