>be me >don't have job >have 4 year old daughter

How do you have TV service if you don't have a job?

>>714024845
That's Netflix

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asks /b/ for opinions on parents.
kys

>>714024904

Still not free bro

>>714024704
I will paypal you $500 if you prove you aren't fake.

>>714024704
Whore out your daughter to 40 year old pedophiles for 500 bucks a pop

>>714024704
nice VR

>>714025072
How do I prove it's not fake

>>714025126
Thanks, I have the Rift too

Big Ass TV above children?

>>714025127
Post a picture. Bank balance or something.

Her grades with a timestamp censoring her name. Idk

>>714025072
>>714025100
The irony kek

>>714025032
$10 in this broken economy may as well be

get a job you faggot. even if you have to work at McDonald's. go work for 2 weeks, get a paycheck and then use it to buy some gifts.

stop being black

Sell ps4 on right

>>714024704
How about you sell some of your fancy shit on craigslist to give your daughter a good christmas? Fucking idiots like you don't even deserve children. I hope she gets taken away from you by cps.

>>714025200
Yeah man, gotta prioritize. The TV keeps her quiet.

>>714024704

>be you
>don't have a job
>have 4 year old daughter
>bought a playstation VR, Xb1, ps4
>can't afford Christmas presents for her this year because of all my other purchases
>made her this fort out of the boxes I used to order my stuff
>hoping she'll like it (but I really don't care)

Yes you're a shitty parent.

nigga you got a christmas tree and a big ass new flat screen

youre not broke
IM REAL BROKE NIGGA
>lost job
>paid rent and bills with savings for months
>i have 17$ in my account now
>barely have anything in fridge
>paid my last 250$ at a garage and got my alternator fixed so id have a car
>drive a car that was made in 2002
>cant afford anything, never mind christmas gifts
>can only afford internet and thats for looking for jobs mostly
>stealing someone elses netflix so I have something to watch at home at least

get on my level

>>714024704
Maybe if you didn't waste your money ina television, PS4 and psvr you might be able to give your daughter a chistrmas this year.

I'm guess she was a mistake?
because your life seems to consist primarily of them from the little you have posted.

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>>714025179
Sell it and buy her something you fucking nigger mongoloid shit head

>>714025342
She's 4 man. She won't remember this shit.

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>>714024704
i would send you money too but you have VR and tv is quite large along with you soundsystem....... really not sure about this one.
on the other hand theres the typical no lights on to save money

>>714025400
How much do you think I'd get for the fort? Took me like an hour to make

>>714025371
Guess you can have the money instead of OP. I didn't bother to check all his shit on the picture.

>>714024704
Yes you are. A good parent wouldn't be a worthless bum. Also a good parent sells their things to get their kids presents, and always puts their kids first. Always.

>>714025235
This annon about to make /b/ christmas history...

>>714025072
>>714025235
dude ill gladly take that and be appreciative as fuck if OP won't do it

this is me
>>714025371

>>714025498
80" curved 4K Samsung, it's quite decent

>>714025371
>paid my last 250$ at a garage and got my alternator fixed so id have a car

Man up and fix it yourself next time

>>714025235
>not asking for a timestamp on her chest

>>714025592
Post a picture of your car with a timestamp.

>>714025657
Ebiin xDdd

>>714025235
Don't send this faggot anything. He won't spend it on his daughter. Put it into a boys and girls club if you actually want to help some kids have a good christmas.

>>714024704
Took this pic with a $1000+ camera and lens

>poor

kek

>>714024704
I make 50k a year and your tv is better than mine. I guess it's all about choices. I had a useless degree and whined about how unfair shit was. Then I went back to community college and got an honors degree in accounting while working part time. Just find some skill that people value and become very good at it. The end.

You suck at fort building, even for a 4 year old Zoe must be super small to get in that trainwreck of a fort.

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>>714024704
WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE FLOOR?
Why were the floor boards removed?
Who are you, and what are you hiding?

>>714024704
Your house looks like it's huge, take a pic from other angle

>>714026084
She's a cat

>>714024704
>Your story has hit me kind of tough
Mostly thinking about who you might be, and you shared a part of your life with the internet

What happened with the job issue?
Sounds like you have a wife, and a kid and why are you still unemployed?

>>714025644
This lol. I changed my first alternator at 16 with no instructions aside from the ones my drunken grandfather gave me over the phone

>"just take out the fuckin bolts until you feel it loosen up. Make sure you get a real good look at the belt so you know how to put it back on. There should be a diagram somewhere that shows you, just in case you're dumber than I think you are. Then you just bolt the other one in and hook up the belt, you knuckle head"

It's about as hard as changing the rear tire on a mountain bike and op payed a real man to do it

>>714026120
It's probably just ketcup. They got scratched and started getting messed up, I had to fix them. I'm broke and as you can see under my tree, I'm hiding nothing.

>>714026120
asking the real questions

>>714024704
>>be me
ok
>>don't have job
shitty no furniture home, checks out
>>have 4 year old daughter
i see no evidence of this
>>can't afford Christmas presents this year
seems legit, doesn't look like you have much except a tv and consoles
>>made her this fort of of cardboard boxes
i guess you could call that a fort
>>hoping she'll like it
she won't

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>>714026133
Like this?

>billion inch tv in background
>I can't afford Christmas gifts for my kid

Your priorities are obviously not the issue here. Obviously.

>>714026225
poor zoe

>>714024704
Fucking big ass house n tv n couch, nigga cant afford a present, nigga wat

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I have money, you have a sexy daughter...lets discuss

You're a cunt, sell your fucking xbox til you can get a job so your daughter has the shit she needs and happy childhood memories you fuck.

>>714026578
Why not just sell his daughter so he can keep his xbox?

>>714026763
I'd buy her

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>>714024704
>decorated Christmas tree
>nice ass tv
>nice house
>nice (p)leather sofa
>no job
>not even emergency savings he could dip into
>no family he can borrow money from to save his child's Christmas
>nothing you could sell
>still nearly a month away from Christmas

If not complete bullshit, then yes. You're a terrible parent

>>714024704
Sell the tv you twat.

>>714024704
Shit at least you tried. If your child is a grateful child raised right, she'll appreciate the gift.

>>714024704
how do you have a leather couch and a big screen tv, and cant afford a $20 toy?

>>714024704
Seriously dude? You have a nice TV and... is that an Xbox? You fucking cunt. sell that shit and buy your daughter something nice, for fucks sake.

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>>714025719
>Post a picture of your car with a timestamp.

took a while but here it is

paypal solparaver.7@gmail

im getting the feeling that zoe being a cat is lost on everybody?

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>>714026866
lol was a joke, got her presents (some of them) here locked in my gym. I just wanted to show my fort off

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>>714026979
Im really broke
no joke>>714025719

>>714024704
yea you are a shitty parent. i go without workboots so i can support my 3kids asswipe. i have a tv from 1998 and and a raggedy ass ford explore from 1997 that has 240000+ miles on it..just so i can feed , clothe, house and buy birthday christmas gifts and do other holidays for them you fuckin dirtbag. i hope you an hero and your kid goes to a better place for someone to actually give a fuck about her. also i have 0dollars in savings just for the curious.

>>714027032
lmao bet she'll like the cardboard box fort more than the other gifts

shits epic

>>714026420
>Amazon Prime tape on box.
>Expensive Monet painting on wall
>Extinct bison leather living room set
>Beethoven's first piano
>Crystal chandelier
>Sinker wood table
>Swade jacket

Yeah sooo poor

fuck. i have to go xmas shopping this week then i guess.

>>714027195
>Swade

kys

>>714026420
OP, you are not fucking poor.
But if you're this stupid then you will be soon

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>>714024704
actual poor person here
dude how the hell can you afford that house if you don't have a job? or that damn entertainment system? i notice you have a really nice couch there too, are those vr goggles? i notice that thermostat as well. if you're poor then turky is white, if you think she'll like the fort literally go to the dollor store or a good will.

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>>714027032
This is an underrated thread. Great job on making my night. Quality content.

>>714024704
9/10

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>>714027195 #
>Swade

Bet you think CanYay Vest is a genius, too

>>714024704

>I bought a ps4
>I bought an xbox
>i bought a 60+ inch 4k tv
>and i used all the boxes to make my kid's Christmas gift because I'm "too poor" to buy her anything

Yes you're a shitty parent. Hopefully when you tell her you didn't get her anything she looks at your $1500+ tv and realizes that.

>>714027474
turkey as in the country

>>714024704
You have a nice home, presumably food to eat, and a caring heart. You are a good parent.

Wanna make her Christmas special? Just spend the day doing whatever she wants.

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>>714027195
>>714027255
Swade Wilson approoved

>>714024704
I bet you can afford pot and alcohol, huh.

Maybe instead of college you can give her a cardboard car.

Op what do you do for a living you obviously have disposable income

>Be me
>Have 3 year old son
>Lost decent paying job that I hated due to calling in
>(I stopped calling in, but then a wreck made me 10 minutes late so I was fucked.)
>Trying to get a decent job to pay my support my son and also support me and make me able to buy additional shit for my son.
>Can't get a decent job without my stepdad's connections. (Yet again.)
>New job's district boss hasn't approved employment.
>It's been like a month.
>Fuck me, can't get a damned job no matter how much effort I put in my cover letter and resume, might as well apply my neck to the railroad tracks.
>If I don't start this job soon, I more than likely will off myself. (Not internet off myself, but actually do it because I'm not a pussy and have absolutely nothing left to lose.)

>>714027556
TV cost me over 5 grand

>>714026303
>>714025644
and now I know I should change my alternator myself
thx anons, I thought it was harder

>>714027015
if youre right

>>714027032
Y u gotta play with my heartstrings, op? This isn't what the Christmas spirit is all about.

The fort is shit. Get two plastic cups and a string that's long enough to stretch from the sofa to the fort and MAYBE you'll have something. If you're a real dad, you'll fashion some genuine cardboard saloon doors to replace the shitty plastic curtains. With some kind of latch system to keep them open or shut. Then you'll go find yourself some refrigerator boxes like you actually love your daughter.

Even if this is a joke don't say thing like that man. As a poor person myself whom has been trying to make better for himself and his family, it hurts me when people do things like this. Currently being at the age of 19 I work 2 jobs with a 3rd that is whenever they need me and I do all this to make sure my family has a home. At this point I'm just at the point of joining the military to help pay for all the bills we currently have. God damn shill

>>714024704
One time my only Christmas present was my gameboy color that got taken away 6 months before that because I didn't clean my room and left it on the floor. Then my Dad lost it and found it right before Christmas. I turned out fine, she probably will too.

>>714027743
Burgerking is hiring.

>>714027837
am i?

>>714025334
But there is xbox one on left. Which one to sell?

>>714024704
No. Youre not. Shes gonna love the box thing because shes 4 and doesnt know value of money. Her mind is not corrupt with labels and norms us adults have. She only knows love and affection.

Youre a good dad that made her that. Its you. From your heart. The best thing you can give a child.

Best wishes to you abd your daughter.

>>714028096
Not in my area, actually. And I couldn't actually support myself and my son on local minimum wage.

>>714024704
It's a little early for Xmas presents. Also pawn your TV to get your daughter a decent present you fucking retard

>>714028272
>>714027032

>>714024704
What are you watching?

>>714028094
>I turned out fine
>browses /b/

OP YOU BETTER GET A JOB RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>714025719
>>714026979
>>714027047
I don't know who's trolling who but ppl never seem to keep their words

>>714028263
You have no job right now though. How is minimum wage less than nothing? You will always be poor. I understand why your last boss fired you.

>>714028143
Oh and use some of the xmas decoration on the fort.

>>714025498
>no lights on to save money

An entire house of lights on will cost about 1 cent per hour.

>>714028334
Damn should've scrolled down further. Kek. I could tell you're a richfag. Dem hardwood floors. Also gimme something to watch on Netflix mang

>>714028143
And another protip. Go ask at local toy stores for gifts that ypu say is for a charity thats gonna be at a local house. A bingo of some kind or something. Ask for frozen effects but also cars if you get me. Add frozen effects to the fort.

how about you give her the oculus in front of the tv for christmas.

>>714024704
Chair + blanket forts are funner from what I remember. God I sear it was like they were bigger on the inside than the outside. Boxes make good pretend vehicles though.

Man people like OP piss me off. Trolling, making light of the struggle. Fuck sakes.

>Be me, fall in love with stupid female.
>Have daughter at 17
>Have a son at 19
>break up with ex.
>Let her have custody so I could go to school to get a good job to afford to take better care of them.
>Now I hardly get to see my kids. Haven't seen my beautiful baby girl or my handsome little man in 2 months.
>Have to decide between paying rent or buying them christmas gifts.

Fuck sakes.

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>>714027032
Dude, why the fuck did you buy her christmas gifts in April?

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>>714028722
That's a PS VR, my Oculus is here by my PC

>>714029013
Not everyone gets by by wallowing in self-pity and boo-hooing. It's called a good attitude. Considering where we are on the internet, I won't even question your lack of one.

>>714027047
But who needs to take out $200 in fucking cash? Sounds like drug needs.

>>714029037
I didn't, I bought her them in the UK, hence your confusion

>>714024704
let me guess euro-poor?
ur floor looks homemade
also she prob have more fun if u made it together

>>714029013
this pisses me off too
im broke as fuck and I dont make troll threads baiting people

we should backtrace OP
I think 4 chan removed exif data from pics

>>714024704
Well, you could stop putting money into Netflix.

>>714029229
Homemade floor? lol no, I just did a temporary repair job on 3 planks because my asshole dog decided to start fucking digging one up for some reason

im begin to think op is a trolling

>>714025524
laughed a bit

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It comes a little bit late... But this would have been the answer to all your problems you breeder scum.
Or a dirty coathanger a little bit later... Now you could make do with a bathtub accident.

>>714029218
>paid my last 250$ at a garage and got my alternator fixed so id have a car

Nope, garages here tend to mostly accept cash and don't like using machines, at least my mechanic does.

>>714024704
No, you're just shitty bait.

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>>714029229
Your right, that floor is pretty shitty. I don't know how OP is able to walk around without fucking-up his socks.

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>>714029454

>>714029650
>>714029369

>>714027743
Did your stepdad help get you the job you just lost? He's probably sick of looking like a twat if you keep fucking up jobs he gets you.

You should stop worrying about getting a decent job and start worrying about getting A job. I'll hire someone that already has a job any day of the week before hiring someone unemployed. This is true of most managers. If you hire someone that already has a job, that means they can hold down a job and they are looking to better themselves. If someone comes to you without a job, you know nothing about them at all.

>>714027032
This is how we know /b/ is dead. People acting like this is a blog.

>>714028263
>thinks having no wage is better than having mininmum wage.

Also, see this >>714029722
best advice on the internet thus far.

>mfw newfags get baited this hard

>>714025342
this.

I'm ashamed to be in the same species as you.

>>714029335
And then one guy offers him 500$, like fuck, if I had $500 this month I'd be able to pay my rent and get some awesome gifts for my kids and my grandparents, plus have a little left over.

I've never gotten any handouts or charity or even help from any strangers

>>714024704
>can't afford presents
>big house
>laminated hardwood
>leather couch
>flat screen TV

faggot

>>714029956
Beautiful isn't it

>>714029013
So you fell in love with some girl and decided to start a family at 17?

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>>714024704

>>714029369
Take pic of doggo

>>714024704
You celebrate a pegan holiday that celebrates the birth of a fictional character born in the summer. Not being able to afford presents should be the least of your worries.

>>714030016

No shit. If I got $500 from someone on /b/, I'd have another $500 in my bank that I won't need to spend.

#workforaliving

>>714030075
She told me she was on birth control, and I wasn't really that smart before. Afterwards, we were both against abortion so....

Second kid we planned but it wasn't a smart idea. We were financially sound then, but things quickly fell apart.

>>714025442
idiot yes she will.
source: work with kids

>>714030016
man I had to get help to pay my rent this month.
went to help my dad at his job every saturday and he paid for over half my rent and filled my fridge with food

said he would only cover it for 2 months max and to hurry my ass in finding a job

im considering going to any job at this point, hell ill even take grocery store clerk

>>714030473
>pegan

All credibility lost, try harder tryhardfag.

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>>714030514
>anon working with kids
This is troubling.

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>>714030473
Dont forget, its a jew he is celebrating.

you're a good parent buddy

>>714030578
>im considering going to any job at this point, hell ill even take grocery store clerk

read this: >>714029722
full of sound advice

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>>714030456

>>714029605
>nanotechnology
wt f!

>>714030578
My parents are the ones charging me rent lol. My grandparents would help me if I let them but man, I'd feel like such a piece of shit if I took their money.

OP, kik me a pic of your place and a timestamp and ill help out. Wont be much, but help is help.

Kik: Cpt.StabEm

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>>714024704
best laugh ive had all night
>Zoes fort

>>714030578
Dude, I cant do retail but besides a bartender or high end car sales person a decent supermarket is a good job.

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>>714030906

>>714024704
SELL tHE FUCKING VR HEADSET FUCK YOU MEAN YOUR POOR

>>714024704
>Am I a shitty parent
yes, but only for having that floor

>>714031206
No, she has a big doggy that will bite your cock off though

>>714024704
sell kid to gypsys
have christmas for one

>>714031234
Floor cost thousands lol

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>>714030761
>letting your doggo fuck up your floor
>letting your doggo fuck up your leather couch
>letting your doggo chill with you inside
>giving your future slut daughter a shit christmas
You're alright in my book. Too bad that you're going to have to buy your daughter a brand new car or some shit for her "sweet sixteen".

What do you do for work, OP? You have a cozy house.

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>>714031296
Your dog likes dick? Experience?

>>714025371
>mfw my mom drives me around in her 19990s toyota
well look at richie rich over here with his brand new car

>>714030761
Dude that breed of dog can smell corpses buried up to 6 ft undergrownd. You should probably try to find out what is buried under your house

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>>714032112

>>714032366
why in the fuck would I put xmas presents under the tree before xmas eve? lol the magic happens on the 24th when my kid goes to bed

>>714032226
I know what's buried under there, the last person who asked me that question ;)

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>>714033211
This is my gaming area ;)

>>714033211
and her sad corner of fun is probably either her bedroom, or her play room, both probably bigger than your entire house

>>714033389
I hate you
not really, I'm just so fucking jealous

>>714024704

>being poor
>having a kid

you're dumb as fuck OP, you made your bed now sleep in it faggot. I hope your kid hates you.

>>714032690
>teaching your fucktard kid that santa is real
welp your daughter is going be a bimbo
at least her pussy can get her through life

>>714034240
She's 4 lol, she won't be believing it when she's 9 or 10, it's not like I'm telling her God is real.

trade the big screen in you do 2 things,actually 3 things ,,get money for your general family needs for christmas, a better gift for princess,
a good used tube tv,that all would easily get used to,
boss ya know how many impoverished guys are out there,or rich guys left alone while parents skedaddle all over south america
guys or girls 12 13 y/os,with a mid december birthday?, then christmas, new year,,old or young man you have it with what seems a nice kid, do one for the gipper,make her a nice christmas,tip the sombrero to the creator too,he is the reason for all this

>give daughter best christmas
>raise her properly
>be best friends with daughter
>rebels against me in teen years
>thinks that i am the worst parent in the world
>fucks a nigger to spite me
>ends up getting pregnant at 17
>nigger keeps bringing his nigger friends to hangout in daughter's room
>tfw having girls is the worst

>>714025542
you Have my respect.
not many people do

>>714035353

>letting niggers into your house

jesus christ anon...jesus christ

>>714035353
Cuck detected

haha how much of a beta are you? bragging online with money

>tell me the secret of your wealth

>implying any of it is his