Here's my thing. I'm in love with my wife's sister.

She probably is genuinely expressing that she's willing to help out, with her sister being out of town and all. I wouldn't read too much into it, OP

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Dude, are you stupid?

Have her cook and clean of course! If you're feeling naughty, have her iron your shirts. Nothing better than freshly ironed clothing.

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>this level of autism

thanks op

This is now a roll thread, show us the text convo.

>>714018302
99% that's what's going on. Just wondering if it's worth poking for that 1%.

Do you love or care for your wife, if so ignore it and do nothing out of the ordinary with her sister, you WILL get fucked in a bad way of each way or the other. If you don't care about your wife then fuck it, have her come over to cook and have dinner and see what happens but you'll probably still get fucked and not in the good way in the end.

> "Let's call her May."
> calls her may once

>>714018616
I trimmed the story before I posted. No use you guys reading more than you needed to. In the longer version, names were required.

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yeah she's not into you. don't embarrass yourself

And we recognize the central lie of American race relations. We don’t exploit other groups. We don’t gain anything from their presence. They need us, and not the other way around.

Whiteness, or, rather, identity, is being forced on the deracinated, consumerist Last Man that was the European-American. No one is going to be permitted to escape this process. Great historical changes are imminent when people are forced into a binary choice – fight or flee, join or die, resist … or cuck.

That is the position of white people. Two weeks ago, I might the have said the election of Donald Trump would actually lessen the pressure on white Americans. But today it’s clear his election is only intensifying the storm of hatred and hysteria being directed against us.

As Europeans, we are, uniquely, at the center of history. We are, as Hegel recognized, the concept of world history. No one will honor us for losing gracefully. No one mourns the great crimes committed against us. For us, it is conquer or die. This is a unique burden for the white man, that our fate is entirely in our hands. And it is appropriate because within us, within the very blood in our veins as children of the sun lies the potential for greatness.

That is the great struggle we are called to. We were not meant to live in shame and weakness and disgrace. We were not meant to beg for moral validation from some of the most despicable creatures to pollute the soil of this planet. We were meant to overcome--overcome all of it. Because that’s natural for us.

Because for us, as Europeans, it’s only normal again, when we are great again.

Hail Trump. Hail our people. Hail victory

>>714018158
The fact that you have to ask means you're a terrible person.
You know what to do, you've known what to do your entire life.
KYS.

>>714018988
I wish white supremacists would stop latching on to Trump.
That's not what MAGA is about, you're basically worse than a shill.

>>714018302

exactly
complete misread by OP
disastrous consequences to follow

>>714018725

not the first time you have miscomprehended a situation

Wow, /b/ has gotten so sage and reasonable lately.

I texted her back, "I'll let you know if I need anything."

>>714019175
Agree 100%

This is a test

>>714018158
OP.

They are SISTERS

This is the fucking goof test.

>>714018557
Obviously you have her come over and do something stupid for you like helping you cook. Ensure alcoholic beverages are readily available.

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>>714018158
This is a road you do not want to be on friend, stop turn around and go back. DO NOT FUCK UP YOUR MARRIAGE, for a slim chance @ banging her sister. You want to cheat on your wife? go fuck a prostitute while she's out of town. Fucking your partners family members is only ever going to end badly i have been down this road friend, it never stays secret forever.

>>714018158
She definitely wants to fuck dude. Only do it if you're sure she will keep her mouth shut

>>714018557
If you are dumb enough to even be thinking this in the first place i suggest you poke for the 1% chance. You clearly do not love your wife so go for it, you have nothing to lose.

Yep. If you're thinking about fucking her then you should probably just fuck her.

>>714018158
okay okay okay this is good right. I got this for you OP.

Invite her over; before she gets there, hang yourself and fucking die.

>>714018158
OP, don't go behind your wife's back. If you want to fuck around with your sister, divorce your wife first. There will only be complications with infidelity. Stay loyal, or get rid of the wife. Don't try to do both.

>>714020034
Story?

Sex her

fuck that op she wants the d! take pics

>>714020511
Pussy

>>714018158
Sisterinlaw is just testing your fidelity, anon. Make a pass and you'll get rejected, and served with divorce papers. Enjoy your life of poverty.

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>>714019171
I wish nigger lovers like you would all go to a Chicago ghetto, and see how much the niggers love you.

I have not one, but two hot sisters-in-law. The teenager currently lives with us. Dark skinned black girl, a dancer's body, tight butt, dark, dark eyes, and the sweetest face. I want her so god damn bad. I want to work her over until she's drooling into the sheets and can't form words.

Can't though. Known her since middle school. We're close, and we trust each other. I'm the big brother she never had, and god help me, things will stay that way.

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>>714022660
underrated post

>>714022660
Nigger lover here. I live with my nigger wife and in-laws in a nigger neighborhood in a major American city. Do you know what niggers reeeeally think about seeing a white boy in their hood? They don't. They've got shit to do.

>>714020262
This. Tf was the point of getting married if youre just gonna cuck your wife you fuck?

>>714022309
Thisthisthisthisthis!

This isn't a fucking 1970's VHS porno tape, OP. This is real life and in real life women are coniving shit stains. Your wife KNOWS what was said in all probability and you are now being probed. Your sister in law isn't into you. She's probably salivating right now at the thought of catching your horny ass.

I'm invoking the bro code on this one. You're fucking up hard, OP and it's my duty as your bro to say so.

>>714018158
I'm gonna need to do a bit of research to find a word that adequately describes how fucked you are.

>>714022936
Wow. Absolute pussies. He wouldve had that man if he didnt have his bois. Kudos to the white guy for having balls

>>714018158
Go back to your anime, you cliche cuck protagonist.

>>714018158
Fuck me dude.

At least banging the babysitter, the cleaning girl, or your secretary is halfway respectable.

Your wife's sister?

That some Dante's Inferno level doomed shit right there.

>>714018616
Haha nice pun

>>714019171
FU

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>>714022660
well no shit, that would be like a black man walking into a bar in a small, rascist southern town. its just asking for trouble. the system has broken and segregated us all once more. you cant blame an entire race for being hostile when 1. they are constantly brainwashed pervasively on a daily basis with 'black culture' designed to produce this very outcome and 2. they have been systematically oppressed by white men.

now im not saying i support BLM or any of that shit, i understand how alot of blacks just milk the race card for all its worth and yes, crime rates etc, but you can only blame them up to a certain point for a system we created and a culture that white media executives spoon-feed them. combine that with poverty and a lack of assets/time to actually do proper research and understand world affairs, and you have a recipe for disaster. i just feel bad for them man, having hate in your heart isnt going to help or solve a goddamn thing.

I don't know how standing up for yourself and others makes you a white supremacist.

I've literally been told to my face that white men are scum and evil and I am part of the problem.

It wasn't until I realized it's sort of like when losers leave hateful YouTube comments on successful youtubers Videos that I can't let these lies be accepted.

>>714023124
Its a trap nigger

>>714023775
Exactly:

The hysteria surrounding his election doesn’t show that he is extreme, but it shows how unhinged the press and the chattering classes have become. We are told of a massive rush of hate crimes against nonwhites by evil racists emboldened by Trump’s victory. Amazingly, these crimes never seen to be captured on video. That violence which does exist seems to consist of direct physical attacks against Trump supporters. And even when this is captured on video, CNN political commentator and former press secretary for Bernie Sanders can smirk, “oh my goodness, poor white people.”

What we see is that the liberal hegemony which governs this society will not permit any reform, even the kinds of moderate reforms which could salvage the whole System. The undercurrent of almost all press coverage in the days since Trump’s ascendency is that white people should not be permitted to vote. What’s more, the news should be censored to ensure that people are only given the “correct” viewpoints.

Far from reflecting on why they lost or extending even a modicum of empathy towards European-Americans, the press has clearly decided to double down and wage war against both the legitimacy of Trump and the continued existence of White America.

>>714024031
> liberal hegemony
> literally one democratic congress in the last 20 ish years.

I mean some of your points are valid. But this whole "liberals in charge of everything" mythology is pure unwarranted persecution complex.

>>714023521
how is that even a pun what

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>>714019171
whatever Chaim

>>714024205
Open your eyes anon.
Put down the Kool Aid.

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sure is fucking new here this is pasta get good fags

>>714024320
Maybe you mean Liberalism? I am confused. Hegemony of liberals probably would mean strong laws against treating gays differently, no free trade, considerable restrictions on greenhouse gas emissions, etc.
Until recently, gay marriage was considered a progressive ideal not a mainstream one. Remember that Obama started allegedly opposed to it.
Does the OP have fucking anything to contribute? At least show us pictures of your wife.

>>714018158
Sister bitch is trouble. Just put her ass to work and ignore her flitting

If OP came across a land mine he would step on it to see what it is.

>>714019965
This, fucking so much this

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>>714024817

Set her to work. Maybe some hidden cameras get some fap material.

>>714019171
Fag

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>>714019853
>>714019965
>>714020262
All these, completely agree.
>Post pictures of the two.

>>714023287
> wouldve

Even with all those other black gentlemen on his back he still kick that guys ass.

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>>714022817
Pussy

>>714019372
Ikr...
I was specting AT LEAST some shit like "reply sharpie in pooper"...

Dude, I'd say that you should tell her you are hungry or some shit and make her do your dinner at least. (Thats kinda sexy for me)
Its also good idea to have alcoholic beverages... and see what happens.
Keep the story going pls

>>714018158
Regardless of your attraction to her it won't end the way you would hope. Either you'll end up with her and destroying your marriage and her family or you won't and you'll destroy your marriage and that's IF she sensibily gives you enough signals to make a move. The damage caused will heavily outweigh the perks of anything happening with her. Any positives you have thought of will be out the window when your wife finds out.

>>714018434

This nigga gets it

>>714018434
>>714019853
>>714028066

We care OP. Also, B's a lot older than you think - median 30s.

Don't fuck this test up. Don't go there. Don't give anyone family-related any leverage over you.

And, if she's for real...even worse - total nutcase, and 100% in a fight w/family or sister, it will come out....with proof (like that mole you have xxx)

You have been warned.

>>714018158
Good luck OP

>>714030728
Lol no. If your 30+ and on /b/ you're fucking pathetic.

>>714031747
not a scientific study - or relevant to your point, really - but anecdotally in various threads where people say their ages that I've seen I would say /b/ has more people than you'd think who are over 30.

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>>714031747
when you're 30+, and still on /b/, and then you go look into the mirror one lonely night, you will remember when you typed this.

you'll remember how satisfied and superior it felt to click the Captcha images. you'll remember how you giggled a little bit to yourself when you saw "post successful". you'll remember how you thought by the time you were 30, you'd be the president, a king, a sex god playboy, or at the very least, moderately successful

and in that moment, you will weep

>>714018988
>As Europeans, we are, uniquely, at the center of history.
>inb4 my laughably foolish and insane pride prevents me from being able to recognize anything beyond the scope of my ego

Don't worry OP, I'm in love with my brothers wife. Shit is weird


We hold hands when were in a room together. We hug every morning and night were in the same house

I have had sex with my girlfriends sister a few times. Like May she is crazy hot (like has been offered $10k to strip at an NBA party hot). One was when she was on vaca and I was on business in Hawaii, and after was when my girlfriend passed out. I suggest booze be involved so she has some deniability for conscience, and it makes overt flirting easier. Its Mutuallu Assured Destruction if your girl finds out, and taboo as shit so you will cum like a beast. Just make sure she doesnt catch feelings and dont wear a condom.

>>714018158
Tell her sure, how about a good dinner? Tell me what you need from the store. She comes over to fix you a meal. She comes over, let her decide if dinner is all she wants eaten.

>>714032328


:c

FUCK HER!!! She was drinking. She is horny as shit

>>714018158
Listen man. I would rip my fiancé's sisters clothes off and eat out her ass if she was down to. Trouble is she's never going to be down to. What you gotta understand is that there's going to be a tension but a lot of that tension is going to be created in your head bc U want to throat fuck so bad. And think about let's just say she does let you Say you two drink get high what ever and you two end up fucking. It'll completely ruin what ever playful nature you had before.mayb not bc you'd feel guilty but bc she fucked over her sister. Literally and figuratively. It'll do more damage than good. Stalk her Instagram/Facebook. Hope she goes to the beach and save the pics of her in a bikini bc the style now is tiny and fap. That's what I do

>>714032328
B R U T A L
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>>714031747
I'm 30 and on /b/ every other week bc I work nights.

>>714019005
are we even in 4chan ?

i fucked my wifes sister so it can be done. was with her on the side for 2 years :v but yes it is true most women just wanna catch your ass cheating. its probably your wife that told her to message you.

>>714018158
get drunk then wear tightest shorts or pants and show your hardon and say omg im sorry i dont why i feel this way ...leave she will want u to stay

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>>714019171

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>>714018158

I could swear this is pasta because I vaguely remember a post like this the other night.

Anyway.....as someone that wants to fuck his sister in law as well, I can tell you that if I had signs thrown at me like that....I would definitely hit that.

Don't let the other anons give you shit. They're clearly virgins and don't know what it's like to want to fuck a hot sister in law. Your wife isn't testing you or any other Bullshit like that. Those are clear signs to me .

I would let her come over and ask her to clean your house while you're at work or something and see if she actually does that. If she's still there when you get home and she's acting weird, I would take it a step further and invite her to clean something else the next day. If she's still there when you get home the next day then I would make the first move.

Good luck OP!! Keep us posted.

>>714033586
Fuck tha geek nigga. Im 34 and been here forever. What am I supposed to be doing. Facebook? Reading Himlers biography?

>>714034610
if you wanted to read himmler's biography you'd be on /pol/

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Ive been fucking my wife's sister for years. Looking at your situation, you are trying to make something where there is nothing. She's just trying to be nice to you not sexual. Believe me you would know if she was interested. When I was dating my now wife her sister use to walk by, grab my ass and flirt with me. It wasn't untill 10 years later when she moved in with us after a failed marriage they we started fucking. She was the aggressor and made it known what she wanted.. don't confuse her being nice with some fantasy you have in your head

>>714034567
You're someone who wants to fuck his sister in law. Not someone who has. This shit doesn't check out in non inbred educated family Holmes

>>714018158

Invite over for dinner. Get McDonalds. Ask her if she wants to watch a movie. Watch Guardians of the Galaxy. At the end of the night, tell her you'll take the couch. Sleep on the couch. When your wife comes back, you will have passed the test with flying colors. She will bang the hell out of you "for no reason".

Win.