Kobold Adventure thread! First option to reach three votes wins.

B
also
>Kobolds officially have no rights
just do what MLK did, we are basically niggers at this point

File: 15.png (343KB, 950x950px) Image search: [Google]

343KB, 950x950px

1x B

Going for B

File: 29.jpg (653KB, 1073x1000px) Image search: [Google]

653KB, 1073x1000px

Voting requirement lowered to 2.

File: 2.png (127KB, 800x1200px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 800x1200px

You are female. You’re not quite as strong as the males of your kind, but you make up for it by being even lighter, even more nimble and just a little bit more flexible. Enemies you face might be more concerned with fucking something as small and cute as yourself rather than trying to hurt you. This may be a good thing, yet if you don’t watch out you might end up a cum-filled lizard before long.

Thanks to your isolation, you have managed to avoid abuse thus far. As a result, you are still a virgin. You have never had sex, and you hope things will stay this way unless you finally find the kobold of your dreams.

You are wearing a small chest wrap which covers up your rather flat bosom quite nicely. Down below, a simple loincloth provides you with some decency. The piece of clothing has seen better days, and your rather active lifestyle has left it somewhat ragged.

You are severely out of breath after running for what seemed like an eternity, fleeing from a bunch of humans and their guard dogs after successfully stealing a small coin pouch from their unguarded camp. You think you've lost them, for now at least.

You are in the middle of the woods, which you call home. You are on the road towards the human capital of Varanar, to which you suspect the humans may have been travelling. The wooden hut you live in is not far from here, although it might be a prime target for your pursuers to investigate, if they're still looking for you, that is.

You:
A) Go home
B) Head towards the capital
C) Catch your breath for a minute
D) Go off the beaten path and into the woods
E) Check inventory (combinable)

A

D & E

D

File: 10.png (85KB, 1000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 1000x2000px

1x A
1x D
1x E

>>714001261
D+E

File: 11.png (113KB, 1000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1000x2000px

You gather your wits, and decide to step off the road, and into the woods. You're still being hunted, after all. You don't want to get caught by a bunch of sadistic humans. Who knows what they'll do to you.

You take a sharp right, and bolt in between the trees. Whilst not sprinting as you were before, you keep a jogging pace to stay ahead of whoever may be following you. It isn't long before you come to a halt yet again, more exhausted than ever. Worse yet: you have no clue where you are now. You continue to wander for just a little bit, before coming to a small clearing.

The sun is slowly starting to go down. You hear bees buzzing in one of the large trees surrounding the clearing.

You:
A) Set up camp in the clearing
B) Keep wandering through the woods
C) Climb up a tree to get a bearing of where you are
D) Climb up a tree and attempt to get some honey

>>714001261
D-E

>>714001892
B
also, inventory?

File: 17.jpg (145KB, 1280x853px) Image search: [Google]

145KB, 1280x853px

>>714002030
D won before E got two votes. There'll be another opportunity later on.

File: 23.png (374KB, 1450x1250px) Image search: [Google]

374KB, 1450x1250px

1x B

C,

File: 32.png (973KB, 1100x846px) Image search: [Google]

973KB, 1100x846px

1x B
1x C

>>714001892
C

File: 48.png (167KB, 1000x950px) Image search: [Google]

167KB, 1000x950px

You decide to climb up a tree to get your bearings. While the climb proves to be a bit more difficult than you'd hoped for, your sharp claws bury into the trunk quite nicely, allowing your weary body to scale the giant ancient of the forest with relative ease.

From high up in the tree, you can see miles away. You notice a mountain a little bit further into the forest. You can see the human capital of Varadar off in the distance, beyond the river. You'd be able to see your shack, if it wasn't surrounded by trees.

Suddenly, you hear the barking of dogs. The humans that were chasing you appear in the clearing below.

"Trail ends here. Can't be far."

The humans and their pets begin to search their surroundings, unaware of your presence.

Night is starting to fall.

You:
A) Hide in the tree
B) Climb back down and surrender
C) Hurl a branch at the humans
D) Hurl the beehive at the humans
E) Throw the pouch of gold you stole at the humans

I chose to break the 4th wall and kill OP

A
And can I know if I have anything besides my clothes and my money?

File: 60.png (1MB, 1280x906px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x906px

1x A

>>714003736
A

File: 67.gif (64KB, 600x450px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 600x450px

You decide to try to hide in the tree. The humans search all around the clearing, but they can't seem to find you. The dogs ravenously bark at the tree you are hiding in, but their masters scold them for it, instructing the beasts to look for you instead of being noisy pests.

It isn't long before night falls. The surroundings go pitch black, lit only by dim moonlight. The humans light torches.

"Eh, we'll go back in the morning. Set up camp. Jonathan, take first watch."

There seem to be five of them, and three dogs. Four go to sleep. One, clad in leather armor, wielding a crossbow, stays awake.

You:
A) Attempt to sneak away
B) Attempt to seduce the sentry
C) Throw the beehive into the human camp
D) Throw a branch at the guarding human
E) Sleep in the tree
F) Attack the sentry from above
G) Check inventory (combinable)

>>714003736
D

>>714004962
B

c

File: 74.png (715KB, 1500x1257px) Image search: [Google]

715KB, 1500x1257px

1x B

File: 75.png (334KB, 1200x1000px) Image search: [Google]

334KB, 1200x1000px

1x B
1x C

>>714004962
C-G

>>714004962
C, G

>>714004962
B

>>714005260
add g to dis plis

File: 1466910480859.jpg (52KB, 600x825px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 600x825px

>>714004962
B, definitely

File: KoboldMG.jpg (70KB, 910x774px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 910x774px

YOU NO TAKE CANDLE!

File: 79.png (2MB, 1634x1225px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1634x1225px

You decide to try to scare the humans away by throwing the nearby beehive into their midst.

You sneak through the dense myriad of branches and foliage of the tree, towards your target. You manage to reach it without alerting their sentry.

As you reach for the hive, however, things start going poorly. You bite your tongue trying to suppress the pain as bees begin to sting you, just one at first, but more soon to follow.

Panicking a little from the pain, you quickly grab the entire hive, and toss it down towards the humans' camp. The hive shatters, and a huge swarm of bees fly out, attacking the humans.

"BEES! RUN!" the sentry yells, prompting his comrades to wake up from their tent, and bolt back to the road, followed by their canine companions.

You, however, lost your balance whilst chugging the beehive. With a small panicky screech of your own, you tumble down the tree, towards the ground, getting hit by various branches along the way. Luckily, the beehive wasn't that high up. Unluckily, however, you end up right next to the beehive.

You, too, bolt away. You get stung a lot. It hurts, more than the bruises from falling down do. The bees seem persistent in chasing you. Finally, you reach a river. You drop your coin pouch so you won't drown, and jump into the water to get away from the bees.

Success! The bees linger for a bit above the river, before slowly dispersing. You surface, only to find another kobold standing on the riverbank, his scaled claw atop your goldpouch. He brandishes a knife and leather armor.

"Nice bag of gold. I take. Nice female. I take, too. Take off clothes. Make them float down river."

You:
A) Take off your clothing and let it float down the river
B) Charge the kobold highwayman
C) Swim across the river
D) Swim downstream
E) Tell him to take of HIS clothes

File: 81.png (21KB, 950x950px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 950x950px

>>714006195
*take off

>>714006195
E

File: eJxFyEEOhCAMAMC_8AAKBQX9DUECJGoJrSezf9-97RznVc881a6ayOAd4OicaR6ahWaqRVeiepY0OutMFySRlNtVbmHAxW0rRo_GYTDWe_srH2xwwbpl8xhXE6Gl2Un-9Lir-nwBV78m1A.9Z2MQ_Fboo1L2PQIGsFkh1hSzIM.png (315KB, 400x380px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 400x380px

>>714006195
E

>>714006195
B

File: 1480816808598.jpg (31KB, 500x368px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 500x368px

Remove furfag

File: 86.png (489KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

489KB, 1000x800px

You bluntly tell the kobold highwayman to take off HIS clothing instead.

A broad grin appears on his face. He slowly slides down his leather-pad trunks, and takes off his leather-laced top. He was wearing nothing underneath either article of clothing.

The kobold highwayman is now entirely naked. He slowly rubs his cockslit, enticing the pink, tapered tip of his member out of its resting place.

"You like, yes? Come suck or die."

The kobold highwayman waves his knife around threateningly.

You:
A) Swim across the river
B) Swim downstream
C) Shamefully oblige to the highwayman's wishes
D) Eagerly oblige to the highwayman's wishes
E) Charge the highwayman
F) Tell him you'd rather do it in the water

>>714006881
F

D

>>714006881
F

I have a plan in mind for this, and it would be appreciated if (((we))) thought the same

>>714006881
F

>>714003736
B

>>714006195
EEEEEEEEEEE

File: 95.png (1MB, 793x966px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 793x966px

You put on your best sultry smile, whatever pain you're feeling nullified by adrenaline. You tell the highwayman you'd rather do it in the water instead of on the dirty, muddy shore.

"Exotic bitch. I like."

The kobold highwayman sticks his knife in the ground, before diving into the water. He swims towards you.

You:
A) Attempt to drown the kobold highwayman
B) Punch the kobold highwayman
C) Kiss the kobold highwayman
D) Let the kobold highwayman have his way with you
E) Swim across the river
F) Attempt to circle around the kobold highwayman, back towards the shore

>>714007350
D!

>>714007350
F

File: 107.png (30KB, 850x780px) Image search: [Google]

30KB, 850x780px

1x D
1x F

f

>>714004962
b

D

File: IMG_5090.jpg (185KB, 833x657px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 833x657px

Kobolds aren't this smooth.

File: 108.png (203KB, 1000x1300px) Image search: [Google]

203KB, 1000x1300px

You attempt to swim around the kobold highwayman, back towards the shore.

"Ah, a chase then?" he comments, gleefully darting after you throughout the water. You mislead him for a few minutes, thinking you're just playfully leading him along. He's visibly getting frustrated.

"Stop moving! Fuck NOW!"

Slightly pleased with his annoyance, you spot the perfect opportunity. You circumvent the kobold highwayman with ease, and rush towards the shore. You manage to get out of the water, and hurridly brandish the highwayman's knife. It seems as though the roles have turned.

"Hey! That my knife!" the highwayman shouts, as he begins to climb out of the water.

You:
A) Attack the highwayman with the knife
B) Grab your coin pouch and run
C) Throw the knife at the highwayman
D) Tell the highwayman to get back into the water and swim away
E) Hand the knife back to the highwayman