Ok Gents it that time again. Job. Vehicle. Watch brand. Cellphone

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Job. Corrections officer
Vehicle. Land Rover discovery 2
Watch brand. Fossil
Cellphone brand. gallaxy 6
What State do you live in. Indiana
Rent Own squat in basement. Own 2 bedroom house.
Do you smoke/drink Yes cigars/Scotch
Are you happy? Yes

yes
yes
yes
yes
yes
no
no
no

>student
>I take the bus
>I don't wear a watch
>Android
>Washington
>I rent an apartment with three girls
>I don't smoke or drink (because no one invites me to parties)
>I am happy!

>>713998608
Job: ICT solutions architect
Vehicle: 8 y/o Mitsubishi lancer
Watch: tissot
Cell: lg g4
State: not state, Poland
Squat: own 2 rooms flat
Smoke: i'm buying tabacco, filters etc and roll my ciggs by myself
Am i happy? Ye

>safety officer of gun range and uber driver
>crown vic, former undercover intercepter
>luminox
>android
>florida
>own home
>sober, just coffee/energy drinks/ephedrine
>live in submissive gf that cleans and cooks and worships me, beyond happy

Job - Analytical chemist
Vehicle - Suzuki Bandit 1200
Watch brand - Don't wear a watch
Cellphone brand - Apple
What State do you live in - The UK
Rent Own squat in basement - Rent
Do you smoke/drink - Yup
Are you happy? - Yup, pretty much

Student
E90 BMW 335xi
Citizen Hyper Aqualand
Samsung s7
NM
Rent
Both
Not at all

College Student
Jeep Rubicon
Fossil
Nokia Lumia 830
Pennsylvania
Dorm Room
Occasionally drink
Not at all

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Job- Pipefitter
Vehicle- 2006 Tacoma
2008 CRF230L
2014 VSTROM 650
2016 Wr250R
Watch brand- Casio
Cellphone brand- Samsung
What State do you live in- California
Rent Own squat in basement- Squat
Do you smoke/drink- Yes
Are you happy?- MEH

>>713998608

Management
Honda Accord
Seiko
Android
Midwest
Yes/Yes
No. Not at all.

>>713998875
>Job. Corrections officer
This sounds like the worst job ever. Glad you're happy.

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>>714000980

>Management

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Student/cash office retail worker

Saab 9-3

Claiborne

Samsung S6 edge+

VA, USA

Rent

Both

Yes

Golf course maintenance laborer (grass mower)

Toyota Camry 2006

Watches are gay

Arkansas

Live with my grannny

Drugs are for lame-o's

Eh could be better I guess
Worried things might not wprk out for me but not extremely worried yet.

Job. No
Vehicle. Bicycle
Watch brand. I dont have
Cellphone brand. One plus
What State do you live in. Finland
Rent Own squat in basement. Rent
Do you smoke/drink. Yes and yes
Are you happy? No

>>713998608

Job. Small business owner
Vehicle. Ford Mustang GT 5.0L (2011)
Watch brand. Citizen EcoDrive
Cellphone brand. iPhone 6
What State do you live in. Kentucky
Rent Own squat in basement Own 3 bedroom
Do you smoke/drink No/Yes
Are you happy? Mostly

>>713998608
Private Detective, no seriously
Toyota Camry Hybrid
Seiko
Samsung S5
Virginia
Own, shits paid off too
A little scotch sometimes, but not really
Yeah, reasonably so

>>713998608
Job: Art Director
Vehicle: none, I just Uber
>Watch brand: Persol
>Cellphone brand iPhone 7
>What State do you live in: not 'murican
>Rent Own squat in basement: Rent a studio downtown
>Do you smoke/drink: cigs and white wine/whiskey
>Are you happy?: no

Job. Facilities supervisor
Vehicle. Mercedes
Watch brand. don't wear one
Cellphone brand. S7
What State do you live in. The UK
Rent Own squat in basement Own
Do you smoke/drink: drink sometimes
Are you happy? Fuck yes

Software developer
2015 Golf GTI
No watch
iPhone
California
Rent
Weed and beer, not much though.
Undecided.

Job. - None
Vehicle. - Chevy Equinox
Watch brand. - None
Cellphone brand. - LG, don't pay for service though.
What State do you live in. - Alabama
Rent Own squat in basement - Own
Do you smoke/drink - Smoke, drink sometimes but not enough to get drunk
Are you happy? - Haven't been happy in years

Bowling Pro Shop operator
2016 Ford Explorer
1970 Chrvelle SS
Hate wearing watches
Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge
New York
Rent house
Smoke/Don't drink
I'm content

>>713998608
Job. Network Systems Engineer
Vehicle. 2003 Lexus RX 300
Watch brand. No watch
Cellphone brand. Google Pixel
What State do you live in. Florida
Rent Own squat in basement Rent
Do you smoke/drink no/yes
Are you happy? No, I'm lonely. Money affords you the illusion of happiness. And I thought I was fine but then I met someone whom I have no chance with, and no amount of crap I buy helps.

Engineer
Vehicles: Jeep MJ, XJ, KJ, KJ, 300zx twin turbo(convertible), 300zx twin turbo(t-top), VW Vanagon Syncro
Timex
Apple
CO
Own 2 houses.
Mostly happy, could go for a beer and a blowjob though.

>uni student
>2000 Focus ZX3
>Luch
>LG
>Virginia
>Campus Apartment
>Not anymore
>Yeah, Escitalopram works good as shit for me

>>713998875
Intern
Pontiac
I could care less, no watch though, want one
Chinese
Kentucky
Squat in basement
Yep, yep, yep
You betchya

>>714001725
>Toyota Camry Hybrid
I bet it's white, chrome, silver whatever isn't it

>>713998608
Maintenance planner (large city)
2011 Subaru Impreza
Tag / Omega / Tissot
Apple
OntarioOwn a house
Cigars / Scoth
Very happy, its great to be me

>>713998608
>N/A
>N/A
>Fitbit
>Apple
>Texas
>N/A
>No.
>I can't complain.

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>>714002668

Job. Computer Repair Tech for businesses and Residential
Vehicle. 08 Civic Si and a 94 Jeep Wrangler
Watch Brand. Armani Emporio/ Sieko
Cellphone Brand. Iphone 7 Plus for per. s7 for work
Which State do you live in. Connecticut
Rent Own squat in basement. Own a 2br condo
Do you smoke/drink. Yes weed /whiskey.
Are you happy? Honestly i dont believe i feel.

>>714002570
I can't spell Scotch I guess!

>>714002557
No, it's almost a gold color. The whole point was to be easy to clean but fairly nondescript

>>714002769
>>714002249
>>714002256
>>714001890
>>713999562
Gay jobs

>>713998608
Is a student
Drives a SUV
Has no watch
Owns an iPhone
Lives in BC
Lives in a house
Doesn't drink or smoke
Not happy.

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Linguist/Student
I use public transportation
I don't wear a watch
Samsung
Hungary
Live with 2 other girls
Both
Not really

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>>714002896
>implying you work from your car

>>714003176
yup. I hate my job.

>>713998608
Job. Marketing Intern / Student
Vehicle. E30
Watch brand. Seiko SKX007
Cellphone brand. iPhone
What State do you live in. California
Rent Own squat in basement Rent
Do you smoke/drink Yes
Are you happy? No

>>714003176
I actually like my job.
Let me guess, I should've been a welder.

>>714003519
Lol no, it's not that.

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>>713998608
>Job.
Professional puppy kicker.
>Vehicle.
2008 Dodge Charger.
>Watch brand.
Motorola.
>Cellphone brand.
HTC.
>What State do you live in.
Michigan.
>Rent Own squat in basement
I own my house.
>Do you smoke/drink
I drink. Not often though.
>Are you happy?
Yeah. Life is pretty ok.

>>713998608
>Job.
insurance drince retraining as barber
>Vehicle.
nope
>Watch brand.
haven't worn a watch since 1995ish
>Cellphone brand.
s5 waiting for contract end in march
>What State do you live in.
Scotland
>Rent Own squat in basement
rent a room
>Do you smoke/drink
not antmore/occasionally
>Are you happy?
no, i'm lonely AF

Job.
>active duty USAF
Vehicle.
>2012 Honda Accord
Watch brand.
>Rolex (GMT Master II 16710)
Cellphone brand.
>iPhone 6s Plus
What State do you live in.
>LA
Rent Own squat in basement
>Rent apartment
Do you smoke/drink
>drink.. a lot..
Are you happy?
>6/10

>>713998608
analyst
none
none
sony
scotland
rent
yes
yes

>>713998608
Data Center Tech
350z
Huawei
Google Pixel
Washington
Rent
Drink
Fuck yea

>>713998608
gas station

none

none

LG premeir
rent

sometimes

absolutely am

>>713998608
Job: Managing Partner at a law firm
Vehicle: 2014 Jaguar XJL
Cellphone: Apple
State: Illinois
Watch: Shinola
Own
Drink
Not happy

>>713998608
Postmaster
1996 Honda Civic
None
Samsung Galaxy S3
Rent
Beer/Cigarettes
Mostly

>>714003259
I'm a private detective, so yeah, sometimes. It's been known to happen.

>>713998608
>Job.
Retired
>Vehicle.
2013 Victory Vegas
>Watch brand.
None
>Cellphone brand.
Samsung
>What State do you live in.
Uh... TX
>Rent Own squat in basement
I guess sometimes rent, sometimes squat
>Do you smoke/drink
Yes(&yes)/No
>Are you happy?
Does content count?

>>713999562
Polnd is a state though. Granted its not a state like the US refers to them (actually provinces) but technically a state.

>>714004611
So you don't have a boss sometimes?

>>713998608
Student/Parents
'17 accord
moto 360
samsung
texas
rent
with friends/whenever I feel like it
yes

>Avionics Program Engineer
>2017 Subaru WRX/1989 Land Rover Defender
>Citizen
>Apple
>California
>Own 4 Bedroom house in Calabasas
>Former cig smoker, drink lots of beer (Busch)
>Very Happy

Sales
300c
Citizen
S4
N/A I live in the UK
Rent with an option to buy (which I will be)
Drink and smoke
Very happy

>>713998608
Job: Nope
Vehicle: 97 Camry V6 with 331,500 miles
Watch brand: Nope
Cellphone brand: Motorola
State: Indiana
Live: Basement
smoke/drink: Occasionally binge drink
Am I happy: I don't know

>>713999562
>>714001771
>>714005282
state
stāt
noun
2.
a nation or territory considered as an organized political community under one government.
"Germany, Italy, and other European states"
synonyms: country, nation, land, sovereign state, nation state, kingdom, realm, power, republic, confederation, federation
"an autonomous state"

>>714005736
I guess the United Kingdom is a sovereign state, but England isn't. So I'm sticking with my answer, N/A

Job. School
Vehicle. Dog
Watch brand. got a rollie on mah wrist nigge
Cellphone brand. iPhone SE
What State do you live in. Texas
Rent Own squat in basement none
Do you smoke/drink wheed
Are you happy? 50/50

student
Audi Q7
Chopard
Iphone (unfortunately)
New York
at home
at parties/with friends
depends

Job. Convenience store/uber
Vehicle. Jaguar s type 2001
Watch brand. Dont wear em
Cellphone brand. Samsung galaxy s5
What State do you live in. Im an aus fag
Rent Own squat in basement. Live with parents
Do you smoke/drink. 2 packs a day and dont drink
Are you happy? Awww fuk yis boiis

>>714002570
I'm in Stoney Creek. I would love to have a G-job in Ontario got into a dying trade instead.

>>713998608
student
bike
none
Xiaomi
Not in America, there's more countries in the world faggot
@parents
both
no

>>714005960
State is a very broad term and covers many sizes of territories. A state can be as small as a city (Washington, D.C., The Vatican, Singapore) or entire nations. Its not a strict definition and merely asking for a general idea of where you are. "Not applicable" is by definition, incorrect.

>>713998608
student
bmw 530d e39 touring
swatch
apple iphone 5
germany
rent a room in shared flat with a girl
no smoke, drink on weekend with pals
yes, very

>>713998608
Bar staff
Honda cbf 125
Use phone
Xperia M4
Britfag
Spare bedroom
Both
Fuck no kmn

>>713998608
Job. IT Analyst
Vehicle. 2014 Equinox
Watch brand. Don't wear them.
Cellphone brand. Galaxy S7
What State do you live in. Ky.
Rent Own squat in basement. Rent Apt.
Do you smoke/drink. Drink.
Are you happy? Pretty fucking happy.

Job.
>NEET
Vehicle.
>public transport/ don't have one
Watch brand.
>citizen
Cellphone brand.
>Apple
What State do you live in.
>Europe
Rent Own squat in basement
>living with parents
Do you smoke/drink
>yes
Are you happy?
>no

You guys need to atleast get a somewhat nice watch. Go for a midtier brand.
Bolova, Fossil, Invicta, Tissot, anything really.

petty drug crimes
longboard
had titan edge gave it to this cumdumpster im still in love with from my home town recently
iphone 5s the last good iphone
mi
Rent
smoke/drink constantly
i will be happier when communism inherits the ashs of capitalism but also im supper happy trump beat clitler so i feel fantastic

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Job. outside sales
Vehicle. Ford Fiesta manual for the gas mileage
Watch brand. Tag Heuer
Cellphone brand. HTC
What State do you live in. GA
Rent Own squat in basement Own
Do you smoke/drink Drink, smoke occasionally
Are you happy? Yes

>>714007712
We all know the OP had US states in mind when he wrote it, quit trying to be that guy.

>>714005736
Thank you for posting this so I didn't have to.

>>713998875
>> thinks he owns the house
>> only makes enough to cover minimum payments
>> If his money shifts by a hair he's fucked

>>713998608

Job. Cashier
Vehicle. RX-8
Watch brand. None
Cellphone brand. HTC
What State do you live in. Italy
Parents's house fml
No/no
Not as much as I'd like

Job. Occupational Therapist
Vehicle. Mercedes Benz W123 Station Wagon
Watch brand. None
Cellphone brand. Huawei and Samsung
What State do you live in. RLP, Germany
Rent Own squat in basement. Own House
Do you smoke/drink. Smoke yes, drink rarely
Are you happy? Fuck yes!

>>714000619
You own like 3 cars with barely enough time to drive 1.

>>713998608
>job.
Software Dev. Self employed/freelance.

>car.
Ford Escape.

>watch.
Apple (stainless)

>phone.
iPhone

>state.
Not getting that specific. NW US.

>rent/own/squat.
Own, outright.

>smoke/drink.
Both, within reason and for enjoyment.

>happy.
For the most part, yes.

>>713998608
>NEET
>A car
>None
>None
>Doesn't matter
>Live at home
>Drink
>No

Job: International Logistics
Vehicle: Lexus ES350
Watch: Bulova
Cellphone: Samsung
State: NJ
Rent
Smoke/drink: yes
Happy?: Yes

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>>713998608

>Job.
Software Architect

>Vehicle.
Subaru Outback 3.6

>Watch brand.
Rolex. Milgauss GV and Coca Cola GMT

>Cellphone brand.
Catphone S60. I'm really hard on my phones, need a tough one or get a new phone every few months

>What State do you live in.
Best state. Texas

>Rent Own squat in basement
Own

>Do you smoke/drink
Pipe, cigar, bourbon, scotch.

>Are you happy?
Very.

> Job

Self employed

> Vehicle

Shit tier subaru suv that cost me next to nothing and gets surprisingly great gas mileage.

> Watch Brand

The fuck's a watch? Is this 1982 again? It feels like 1982.

> Cell Phone Brand

Samsung. No explosions yet!

> What State

Of no real concern.

>Rent Own squat in basement

Own

> Do you smoke/drink

never/occasionally

> Are you happy?

Meh.

>>713998608

>Dell Hardware Engineer
>16 mazda 6 MT
>Movado, bc edgy
>Samsung
>GA
>Squat parents basement
>drink little, smoke? My lungs are reduced to the size of raisins.
>meh.

>>714008246
Quit being a faggot and only announcing "outside the US." Is it really that hard to just say The UK, or Poland or whatever shit country you're from? It doesn't make you special to be from outside the US, just answer the fucking question.

>>714008703
>> Do you smoke/drink
>never/occasionally
>> Are you happy?
>Meh.

Meh is because you don't smoke, smoke you fag, it will make you happy and look cool

>>714008886
I did, N/A to his question, because let's face it, he meant what US state, and I said UK. Stop making a big thing out of it just to be that guy, nobody on here cares how goodly educationalized you is brah

Reseller
TT 03 350z 6spd
Seiko
IPhone
FL
Own
A lot/a lot
No

Job - Heavy equipment inspection
Vehicle - Audi, two Nissans
Watch brand - Fucked if I know, black and fake gold
Cellphone brand- Apple
What State do you live in - Alberta
Rent Own squat in basement - Own three bedroom house, soon a cottage
Do you smoke/drink - Drink
Are you happy? - Happier than ever in some ways, unhappy with others.

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>>713998608
>Job.
Son.
>Vehicle.
BMW 320d
>Watch brand.
I got some Watches - i dont wear them.
>Cellphone brand.
iphone 7? idk - the shit without the earbud thing
>What State do you live in.
Germany.
>Rent Own squat in basement
I own a house and some flats.
>Do you smoke/drink
I dont smoke. I drink - but never too much.
>Are you happy?
Most of the time, yes.

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>>713998608
>Job.
Quality Technician II
>Vehicle.
Oldsmobile Bravada
>Watch brand.
It's fucking 2006+10, check your phone.
>Cellphone brand.
HTC One M9 (fully unlocked, with custom recovery and Venom ROM)
>What State do you live in.
Wisco
>Rent Own squat in basement
Rent spacious 2br 1ba by self.
>Do you smoke/drink
Yes (Cigars and Green) and yes
>Are you happy?
Fuck no

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>vape shop manager
>vw jetta
>fuck watches
>iPhone
>MD
>own
>vape/no
>never

>>714009095
Its not about trying to look smart, that was just a tool to emphasis a point. Even if the OP would've said what US state, the point remains the same, you wanted to take part in the survey, just answer the question.

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>>714009406
Maybe a nice watch is the key to your happiness.

>>714009949
Look he's being that guy, EVERYBODY LOOK AT THE GUY, notice him.

>>714009406

Changing my answer to this exactly.
>>714002249
>Are you happy? No, I'm lonely. Money affords you the illusion of happiness. And I thought I was fine but then I met someone whom I have no chance with, and no amount of crap I buy helps.

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>>713998608
Aide for Transporation company
Chevy Malibu Maxx
No watch
Android
Minnesota (unfortunately)
Squat
No, I don't smoke or drink
So and so.

>>713998608
Graphic artist
Subie WRX
Movado
iPhone
Texas
House
Beer, bourbon
Could be better but not complaining.

>>713998608
Job- retail
Vehicle - none atm
Watch- Bulova , I went through a movado phase tho
Cellphone - ATT
Rent
Smoke and drink
I'm pretty happy

>>713998608


Job: full-time volunteer
Vehicle: n/a
Watch brand: omega
Cellphone brand: samsung
What State do you live in: canada
Rent Own squat in basement: rent
Do you smoke/drink: ex-smoker, drinking replaced tobacco
Are you happy? feel like I'm getting there

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>>714010602
No!!!! You can't say N/A to vehicle that guy >>714009949 will get mad, don't you know vehicle can mean any form of transport, OP didn't specify that it was a motorized vehicle, your feet could be vehicles. Don't make that guy mad, he'll start showing off again.

>>714011217
oh, sorry. Vehicle: feet (some real good ones)

>>714010063
Sigh, yes... Yes that's exactly it. I am starved for attention. It had nothing to do with your response being snarky in nature. You did nothing wrong.

I'm sorry, this is the internet, you make snoby comments, you get called on it. Deal with it.

>>714011326
Wow, you really are that guy.

>>713998608
>Cab driver
>2014 Toyota Sienna (no car besides the cab)
>none
>Samsung Galaxy el cheapo
>Arizona
>Rent
>no/no
>meh. I'm not UNhappy

Job.
>Linux Sysadmin
Vehicle.
>Nissan Skyline 350gt 2008
>Suzuki GSXR 600 K7 2009
Watch brand.
>Apple
Cellphone brand.
>Apple
What State do you live in.
>Not in US. South Island, New Zealand.
Rent Own squat in basement
>Rent with girlfriend/housemate.
Do you smoke/drink
>Yes to both.
Are you happy?
Yup.

>Job.
Programming student

>Vehicle.
98 VW Polo

>Watch brand.
Casio atm, looking to buy a KS

>Cellphone brand.
Apple

>What State do you live in.
No state, Swedistan

>Rent Own squat in basement
Nope live w parents

>Do you smoke/drink
hate smoking but drink with friends, never alone though

>Are you happy?
Mostly, since i always try to work to fix what im unhappy about

>>713998608
Attorney
Cadillac CTS
MK
Galaxy s6
Missouri
Renting a shit house
All the time
Not even kind of

>>713998608
Unemployed student
Hyundai Accent
"Winner," idk, it's a cheapo from ebay
Galaxy S5
NSW, 'straya cunt
rent, on campus
don't smoke, occasionally socially drink
yeah I guess I'm pretty happy

>>714009988
My wrists are huge (muscle and big boned) hard to find one that actually fits

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acid proofing.
2016 toyota hilux
no
android(some shitty servo phone)
SA aus.
rent 2br
yes smoke no drink
and yeah i spose so

>>714011416
Not that your attempt to psychoanalyze me is anywhere near close, but I'd much rather be "that guy" than the child you're acting like.

>>714012571
I don't think psychoanalyze means what you think it means, that guy.

>>713998608

>Job.
Waste water technician
>Vehicle.
2000 honda civic/1997 ram 1500
>Watch brand.
Idek what it is
>Cellphone brand.
Galaxy S7
>What State do you live in.
Utah
>Rent Own squat in basement
Rent 2bed apartment
>Do you smoke/drink
Nah
>Are you happy
Pretty content. Really banking on getting through my IT program later this year because working with shit water is... shitty.

>>714013072
>>714012571
>>>714011416
it seemes it is time to grab the popcorn

@ home technical support.
98 Acura Integra Forest Green
I have two Seikos, my gold one is kenetic, my black and gold one is life time battery.
Samsung Galaxy S5
Squat at parents.
I smoke cigs, weed throws me into a panic attack, not sure why. Full time alcoholic.
Happy? I guess, I'd rather be dead though. Only reason I'm not is because of my two daughters aged 7 and 9. I'd be a bad dad if I killed myself, so I just gotta keep my chin up for them, otherwise I would've done myself in a long time ago. Currently drinking whiskey.

Job. Company manager of an online retail biz
Vehicle. Company issued Nissan Quest '08
Watch brand. Seiko, never wear it. I have a phone for that
Cellphone brand. Samsung S5, soon to be S7
What State do you live in. Province: Ontario
Rent Own squat in basement. Squat in parents basement. Saving money
Do you smoke/drink. Only thing that passes the time
Are you happy? I could be happier. But no, I'm not happy.

Cartographer
'87 Subaru
None
Samsung
Washington
Own
No/yes
No