if you saw this come thru the hole in your toilet stall

wipe my ass with it

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>>713996531
Do what I always do. Suck it
>been servicing gloryholes and men since I was 12
>loved every minute of it
>mfw

mmmmmm you gay bastards

>>713996531
kick it with my boot .... hope fag die from injury

>>713996531

Chokehold on balls, punch/twist dick. See what happens.

Hang a new roll of charmin on it, some people can be so inconsiderate when they don't refill for the next guy.

spead ass cheeks and take that majestic cock balls deep inmy faggot ass

Do a 360 and walk away

Suck till I got a nice load in my throat.

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>>713996875
a 360 is a whole circle around, a 180 would be a turn-around.

hope I have a condor with me, I would not fuck with out a condor

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>>713997152
>Newfag or low quality bait..
Also would just try to kick it until blood came out.
I'm a sadist fuck. Don't blame me

>>713996531
shit in my hand and jerk it off, they wouldnt know until afterwards.
perfect prank.

>>713996531
Post it to /b/ and wait till someone rolls dubs

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>>713997152
Fucking fell for it.

>>713996531
Id pet and whisper to the nice sneeky snake

>>713997152
LELZ!!!!

>>713996531
cut it in half with my pocket knife.

Jump on it.

>>713996531
>Rub hands together for warmth
>Gently stroke him till completion
>If he asks for a sucky sucky reply with
>Sorry not gay.

>>713996531
If I could somehow tell it was clean or that no one would find out, I'd probably suck it.

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id scream like a 13 year old girl and teleport

>>713996531
chop it off and sell the dwarf cock

>>713997331
Don't forget to shove shit down the dick hole

>>713996531
Suck it the sit on it and let him unload in me

>>713996531
no way, 360 man

Grab it, and then tug the fuck out of it. possibly until it rips off, faggots

>>713996531
Well, it would only happen in america, probably shot it with my portable shotgun

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Suck it till im rewarded with a fresh warm load

>>713999937
But you're jacking it off by tugging it,faggot

>>714000404

sigh.. gotta fap now.

>>714000471
Show me

I'd lean over and sniff it just to make sure it's real. Upon finding out it's genuineness I would then smile and kiss the tip. Once I receive confirmation that he felt the tip kisses I would then throat it. All of it. I would suck his dick as good as I could so that he cums and I can swallow it and go "LOL YOU JUST GOT YOUR DICK SUCKED BY A STRAIGHT MAN YOU FAGGOT" and high five his ballsack with my tongue, finish using the bathroom and leave him standing there ashamed.

>>714000582

Jesus Christ so many cruel people on /b/

>>713996531
Leave the apple store

Judo chop

>>713997152
Really? First day on the innerwebz?

>>713996531

Unsheathe crusader sword and chop it off

Death to all sodomites.

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Suck it

would channel my inner faggot and suck and fuck it, would not tell wife I am a faggot

>>714000582
>>714000689

https://www.wattpad.com/298604005-darius-part-1

https://www.wattpad.com/story/81851536-the-robbery

https://www.wattpad.com/story/83864570-robbery-part-2-the-fight

Thank me later.

>>713997330
>>713997409
>>713997548
Yikes

>>713997431
Found the chick

>>713998241
Found the teenager

>>713996531
Hang my jacket on it, punish the toilet, then walk out laughing at the thought of some guy with his dick in a hole in a public toilet stall smelling my dirty shit

>>713996531
Stick it in my pussy

>>713996531
Suck it until I get a fat load on my face <3

>>714000511
nice dubs

>>714001577
and you, fag.

>>714000582
>STRAIGHT MAN

I already wouldn't be in a stall with a roughly waist-high hole in the wall

>>714001632
off by one

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>>714001132
I'm actually fucking crying from laughter. I read Darius last and all of the jokes made sense and I started laughing again

>>713996875
right into the dick... I knew you where a fag

>>714001421
Let's see that pussy

>>713996531
First of all, I'm not gay enough to use a stall with a hole in it. If I did and (pic) happened I'd thank him for providing a coat hanger even if I had no coat.

>>714001811
https://www.wattpad.com/159904091-michael-and-the-sex-goblin

Try that one for size then.

>>713996531
kick that dick till it falls off.

>>713996531
Dick Kickem

>>713997264
some low quality that

>>713996531
>pull out the duct tape I carry with me everywhere
>give him the best blowjob he's ever had to distract him from the sound of peeling duct tape
>take his dick all the way down my throat as he cums to avoid a messy cleanup
>tape his dick to the wall
>stretch his balls down and tape them to the wall as well
>call the cops and say there's a gay faggot exposing himself to strangers in the bathroom
Get pranked bro

>>713996531
I'd tell him that I only suck uncircumcised cock.

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>>713997152
Holy shit! He's right guys!

>>713999528
that would give it away

>>714000765
Holy shit, that was fucking hilarious.

>>713996531
I would align the tip of my dick with his, and try to push him out, and my dick through to his side. he would do the opposite. whoever holds his side 30 seconds wins.

>>713997152
>>714001841
First day on /b/?

>>713996531
thats a nice one, soo...
suck it until i can swallow cum

>>714002851
So? You'd only have 30 seconds or so to do it anyways, because after that, he'd probably smell the shit.

>>714000950
Omg! UNDERRATED!

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>>713997152
>>713996875
>>713997330
>>713997409
>>713997548
>>714000889
>>714002753
>>714003229

yes, but he didn't say turn 360 and walk the direction he's facing. he said turn around and walk AWAY.

always drives me crazy to see people thinking they are clever but just making fools of themselves.

>>714001421
In my asspussy nigga.

>>713997152
naw, the 360 and walk away is a Michael Jackson move, its a nigger thing so you would not understand

>>714003404
>hurr and durr

>>713996531
i'd probably go for it tbh.

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>>714003502

>>714003293
youre in a public toilet, everything smells of shit already

options: Call the cops, punch right in balls, pull out pocket knife & slice

>>713996649
Story of first time?

>ask if he likes his pee hole tongue punched
>then empty tube of Super Glue down said pee hole
>more funs than gluing shitter seat...

>>713996531
succ

>>713996531
i'd kinda wonder how he got in the girls room without getting caught but to be honest i'd probably suck it. atleast if i was alone and not at a restaurant with my bf or something.

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>>713996531

>>714003834
There's the smell of a smelly bathroom, and then there's the smell of shit open in the air. One of these hits you much harder than the other. Believe me, I speak from experience.

>>714004677
You'd suck it anyway you whore

>>714003333
tfw no one noticed quads

>>714005116
They were a waste so we ignored them

Saw it off with a serrated knife of some sort.
Keep it in my freezer and throw it at a muslim or something.

>>714005054
no i probably wouldn't. it would be kinda weird get leave the bathroom with potentially ruined lipstick.

>>713996531
It really depends. If I didn't have anything going on, was horny, a bit drunk and was confident nobody would find out I'd probably stroke it to completion.

>>714003333
checked

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>>713996531
Pepper spray, ezpz

>>713996531
Farthing on it.

>>713996531
make a "dubs decide" thread and let anons decide

>>714005885
Fart*

Suck that fucker and live out one of my all time sissy fantasies. I'd work that piece of meat while I jerk off, and swallow his fat load.

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>>713996531
>Don't worry guys. Google has installed a new feature just carry on it's all good.

>>713996531
Suck it
Duh

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>>714003404

honestly? I'd probably burst into laughter.

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>>713996531
give it a miniature sombrero, hands and a guitar

oh, and a mustache as well

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>>713996531
take it with me to go

>>714000765
100% pure crystal kekes

>>714006993
Fake

>>713996531
I'd suck it till he covered me in his delicious man juice

>>713996531
Stroke it maybe and lick the tip till it cums on my face

>>713996531

I'd keep hitting reset until a vagina came through instead.

>>713996531
Let my wife fuck it

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>>713996531

>>713996531

I'd take some of the zip ties out of my back pocket, wrap them around the base of his dick, and lock him to the nearest secure object.

Then I'd calmly enter his stall, tell him I won't let him go until he gives me his wallet, and then after I've taken his money I'd leave him there.

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>>713996531

>>713996531
beat it

>>714008707
SHE SHOULD JUST FUCKING CASTRATE HIM

give it a hj then wash my hands with soap

>>714009915

you're too good for this world anon.

>>713996531
Use it as a diving board and jump into the toilet