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TO THE ASSHOLE NEXT DOOR who just bought a brand new sports car

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TO THE ASSHOLE NEXT DOOR who just bought a brand new sports car and put a Trump sticker on it? I WILL KEY YOUR CAR if I see it parked outside.
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Kill yourself
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>>713981622


duuuuude.....

nascar cars go crazy fast

nascar cars have tons of stickers on them

this guys car has tons of stickers on it

ergo, this guys car is a nascar car


mind = blown
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>>713981622

Quite a pair of balls you have there, libfag fuccboi.
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>>713981622
Sounds like something a liberal would do.

I know your false flagging but its a fact of reality liberals attack trump supporters in the street.

They smash conservative shops, burn their political HQs, murder whites.

Liberals are the new nazis. Literally.
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>>713981961

agree hole heartily
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>>713981622
this is why i put trump stickers on things.
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>>713981921
No you fuck off, faggot. My future is fucked because of Trump, and that guy gets to drive around in $60K sports car? What the fuck has this country become?
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>>713981622
does your neighbor browse /b/ ? Cuz this isn't the most effective form of communication.
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>>713981941
Thanks, I don't need to hide behind a gun like you do. And I'd put a dent in your shit.
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>>713982134

maybe that guy actually gets off his ass, works hard, earns a good living, and, you know, PAYS for his $60K sports car

try working for once, you'll be amazed at the income as a result
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>>713982201
He might. How much time do you have to browse a website when you're some kind of customer service rep or whatever the fuck he is,
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>>713981622
AHAHAHAHA
CIVIL LIBERTIES DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT THEM
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>>713981622
I feel like this could be the ultimate prank.
>Stalk your enemies house
>Wait until night fall
>Throw bumper sticker to bumper sticker on his car til it looks like this
>Wait until morning comes
>(do this when he starts early)
>Soon you will see him lost his shit
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>>713982283
>maybe

is there another way to get these things?
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>>713982283
If you vote for something that's ultimately going to affect and possibly destroy 50% or more of this country, you do not have the right to have those conveniences. He's lucky someone doesn't want to douse his sports car in gasoline for having a Trump sticker on it. I'm doing him a favor in that light.
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>>713982134
Hurdur
>mhh welfare
>why has my neighbour money?
>so unfair

Fuck, you are literally braindead scum
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>>713982528

possibly destroy 50% of this country? what the actual fuck are you smoking? seriously dude, you need to put that shit down, read trump's 100 day plan, and calm. the. fuck. down.
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>>713982450
>set up hide on beach
>tide rolls in
>shoot fish
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>>713982545
Fuck you. You're going to start hearing reports of Trump voters being beat up or vandalized for fucking this country up.
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>>713982463
>cameras, cameras everywhere.

it would be glorious to go through a box of them at a walmart parking lot.
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>>713982630
I'm not reading shit. Trump is an incompetent dipshit who changes his mind every 5 seconds.

This is going to be a fight until Washington finally relents and boots Trump out on his ass.
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>>713982528
But destroying other countrys is OK in your opinion? Fucking Nazi kek
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>>713981622
>Sports Car
>60k
what kind of ancient technology did they glue together this time? and does it have a 7liter V8?
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>>713982682
KEK
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>>713982903
Trump will destroy this country trying to destroy other countries. Pull your fucking head out of your ass. Join the movement: #NOTMYPRESIDENT
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>>713982763
You mean Hillary supporters shot dead after attacking righteous people? Kek
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>>713982763
How poor is your understanding of our government that you would blame the president and ignore the thousands of politicians and bureaucrats that really run the country? But it's the voters fault....
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>>713983018
Actually he is not my president since I don't live in this shithole but he is better than Hillary
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>>713983024
If you shoot at us we will have your fucking right to fire a weapon taken away, and I don't care how many Jewish lawyers it takes to do it.
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>>713983095
>bureaucrats
The voters put all of them into power both directly and indirectly. Stop being a faggot.
Do you need your car keyed too?
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>>713983179
Not in murica bruh
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>>713983179
>If you shoot at us we

Die. Goddamn you're dumb, you have no idea how bullets work. You will find plenty of jew lawyers in Hell though. Enjoy!
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>>713983145
If you are not American and agreeing with what I"m posting here
get the fuck out of my thread
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>>713983318
If you end up killing any of us bye bye you will never legally be allowed to fire a weapon again.
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>>713983238
>bureaucrats
>elected officials

you're dumb. i'm sure all the degenerates at the bus stop really enjoy listening to brag about keying cars.
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>>713983318
There isn't a "Hell" nice try. I am an atheist.
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>>713983335
Not your thread. Please learn how the internet works stupid cunt. Call the fucking internet police on me u twat
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>>713983388
The juice is in the squeeze.
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>>713983453
I have a car. I'm just not a fucking smug corporation humping pig who wants to destroy this country to make it "great" again. This is fucking war. That's what you're not getting.
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>>713983567
Reckon you're like 4 or 5 keyed cars away from winning too.
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>>713983388
>what is self-defense?
>but muh rights to cry about everything
>need to get some lube for my ever ongoing buttfuck from trump
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>>713983496
Your opinions do not matter here unless they are anti-Trump and how you're worried he's going to fuck your country too.
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>>713983567
Suck it up, bitch.
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>>713983567
are you threatening me?
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>>713983643
Why the fuck do you think we're going to get the best lawyers to beat that shit? We are going to strip your right to own a gun for killing an unarmed person, and yes, it very likely may be someone who's black, too.
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>>713983238
what make is your neighbors Car Mate?
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>>713983673
>unibrow
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>>713983567
Pls. 75 HP is not a car you idiot
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>>713983650
>This is how American democrats think.
Cunts.
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>>713983699
If I knew you voted for Trump, yes, you'd get sugar in the gas tank. You fucked this country. FUCKED.
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>>713983743
I don't know. Some kind of shiny piece of garbage. Everything says "prick" about it.
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>>713983650
Hahaha thats what you think, faggot op is brainwashed by lefties.
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>>713983830
Go back to Mehcico, you sad spic.
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>>713983830
My car doesn't run on sugar though. Is this a ruse?
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>>713982134
>No you fuck off, faggot. My future is fucked because of Trump, and that guy gets to drive around in $60K sports car? What the fuck has this country become?

It'a about to get a whole lot better, you pathetic girlie-man. Pretty soon the entire country will recognize concealed weapons licenses, and the cancer of left-wing political violence will be permanently excised.

This is not your country anymore, commies. Get out now before the white tribe begins behaving like the nigger and spic tribes.
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>>713983911
Maybe you just like pricks? How many bananas have you eaten this morning?
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>>713983821
I don't need to drive it. The other funny thing is my neighbor could be bicycle commuting or taking the bus like the rest of us. It's a status symbol, and he believes voting for Trump is a status symbol too.
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>>713983924
Look shut up goddammit. You aren't American.
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>>713983733
Kek with what money if you can't afford an 60k sportscar you will have to sell your stupid future child's and parents in order to get close to 10k hahahahha shutdown your PC and go get a job you useless cunt
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>>713984010
You should sprinkle some sugar on his bicycle seat.
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>>713984010
>boohoo, I'm poor and sore.
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>>713983960
No they won't. And if you pull your weapon on someone I don't care how many fucking Jewish lawyers it takes, you will never ever fire a gun again.
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>>713982630
He's got a big 0 on promises, genius.

>We're gonna build the biggest and best... Segments... Of a fence...

>We're gonna drain the... Never mind, I'm going to give them positions in my cabinet.

>Obamaca- no, not the change I promised either.

And just look at the cabinet and tell me Pence isn't running the show.
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>>713984159
I have 10 fingers that disagree with you. You ever get smacked in the mouth with nunchucks?
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>>713983388
>If you end up killing any of us bye bye you will never legally be allowed to fire a weapon again.

Where I live, the police give commendations to honest citizens who blow the heads off of violent attackers, and gun stores give them new guns for free. We are going to make the whole country like that. There will be no more Black Lives Matter riots; they will be shot dead like rabid dogs.
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>>713981622
Why do you think it's okay to destroy other people's things?
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>>713984167
Pence isn't running the show.
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>>713981622
TO THE ASSHOLE NEXT DOOR who is considering keying my brand new sports car. I WILL KILL YOU WITH ONE OF MY MANY GUNS if you do that.
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>>713984073
Right, you are a very fast thinker as I can see. Like every other leftie hahaha
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>>713984106
It's not going to be "me" hiring the lawyers, dipshit. Use your fucking brain.

These attacks are going to occur on Trump supporters nationwide, and the best lawyers will literally step up and either do our challenges pro-bono, or you will be the one paying millions of dollars in legal fees AND losing your right to fire a weapon as a violent felon.
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>>713983567
>This is fucking war. That's what you're not getting.

I get it fine. I cannot wait for the Revolution. I will be on a counter-revolutionary death squad, and the Left will pay a very high price.
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>>713984258
my feminine penis told my second spirit that it's ok, and I believe her.
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Keying someones car because of an opinion, kill yourself.
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>>713984296
Jesus fucking Christ shut the fuck up. You are a dipshit who has no idea how Trump is going to fuck your country up too.
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>>713984370
Enjoy being defeated by classic guerrilla warfare tactics, faggot.
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Typical libfag. Gotta mess with other people's property
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>>713984324
>put nig underground without a sound
>suffer indignity of heeb lawyers destroying your life

you think so huh jessica?
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>>713984324
Obv you won't hire them since you are broke and desperate hahaha
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>>713981622
your bait has spoilt
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>>713984258
Because it's a message: don't ever vote for a dipshit like Trump again.
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>>713984526
this. harambe's revenge is nigh!
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