I'm fucked guys! >My wife hasn't been putting out

>>713980575
Ya prolly

>>713980575
Lol, why do you act like it over now? If you havent had sex for 6 month then your relationship was obviously allready so bad that it was allready over 6 months ago.

>>713980936
Yeah but now she's gonna take half my stuff, didn't mind not having sex it's the reprisal that's spooky :(

>>713981198
Ye well thats what you get for marrying a person that doesnt match with you. Next time make sure you actually know them before marrying.

>>713981326
I wish you where my dad, with advice like that I would never be in this pickle
Don't worry he'll be back from the gas station soon...once he finds those cigarettes

>>713980575
She's going to divorce you , probably accuse you of assault or something to get an easier time in divorce court. Good luck /b/ro

>>713983058
That doesn't make me feel any better, but thanks for your honesty!

>>713980575
lmao she doesn't put out to you. wtf does she expect? My last ex stopped shaving her cooch and fucking me as much because she wanted a break-up and wouldnt just straight up say it. women are fucking morons.

>>713980575
>My wife hasn't been putting out
>Well, better risk it all by seeking for it elsewhere instead of addressing the problem
>OH NO! I dun goof'd
I find it hard to feel sorry for people who are victims of their own stupidity.

Lawfag here. File first.

>>713983501
this

>>713983501
This. If she suddenly becomes your little slut after realizing what you're doing just freeze it

>>713980575
>>woke up this morning wife going through phone
Why do you dumbfucks hand out your phone passwords?

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>>713981326
>Be me
>Meet great grill
>Date for almost a year before either of us vomits the "L" word.
>Say it at the same time, kinda randomly bullshitting while out having a drink one night.
>Be together all the time for the next 7 years
>Talk about marriage and kids often, neither of us interested, just enjoying life together
>Same hobbies, same interests in music (outside her enjoyment of poppy newcountry bullshit), movies, games, everything.
>Learn to love eachother's quirks/annoying habits
>One night out for nice dinner
>She says "Fuck it, we should get married. We're obviously going to be together forever, so tax breaks and shit"
>>Cool wedding, amazing honeymoon, life is good
>She starts moving up at work, tons of money
>She starts changing
>"Who the fuck are you anymore?"
>Be sad faggot bachelor
I found a girl that matched with me. 10 years of dating and 3 years of marriage later, we apparently don't match anymore. It won't work anyway, Anon.
>meeting up to get my rocks off
>it's like porn to me
Keep doing that

What was in your phone to see. Surely you are incognito surfing ?

What I don't understand is why you fucking couples share everything if you are going behind your partners back. For fuck sake idiots, buy a phone and a laptop that you keep somewere safe. Rent a cheap fucking storage room that is your secret place, or keep it in a place you know she wont look.

>>713984584
now I'm sad

>>713984584
Your story made me sad
Are you saying by moving up in the world she assumed she was too good for you?

>>713984584
Having similar hobbies doesnt suddenly mean you are soul mates. Taking a year before actually saying you love eachother should have been a sign that something was wrong.

>>713983501
Noted

>>713984776
Welcome to modern economics and healthcare

>>713983276
Oh trust me, it's been addressed, she just didn't care

>>713984763
Damn, with that logic what's the point of getting married?

>>713984763
that's just so much more effort man

>>713984929
>Having similar hobbies doesnt suddenly mean you are soul mates.
Did you miss the part about them spending a seven years together before marriage? And soulmates not existing?
>Taking a year before actually saying you love eachother should have been a sign that something was wrong.
Okay underagefag, thanks for the shitpost

>>713985305
Virgin detected top kek, #btfo

>>713985169
Tax incentives and property transfers. Maybe religious or political reasons. What did you think it was?

>>713985414
that post gave me cancer

>>713985456
Under the impression it was about mutual love...but when you say it like that it makes so much more sense

>>713985305
Well im not religious or anything and i fully realize that soulmates dont exist. But there are plenty of people who spend a lifetime together even though they really dont match that well. Having similar hobbies definitly doesnt mean you are a good match.

>>713985521
Wow
Top kek grow up, #cuck

>>713985414
>#
:^)

>>713984929
>Having similar hobbies doesnt suddenly mean you are soul mates.
>>713985579
>Having similar hobbies definitly doesnt mean you are a good match.
>this underage reading comprehension
Anon never typed that. You dipshits can't rebuttle a point he never wrote

>>713980575
>going through your phone

what a bitch

>>713985579
First, thanks for letting us know you're not religious you fedora wearing neckbeard
Second not these days! Don't nobody stay together lol

>>713985926
I know right!?

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>>713984929
We had both been in "love" before, a few times. We had conversations about being tired of the "honeymoon period" being misconstrued for love trope. We were best friends, with benefits obviously, and we were happy with that for a long time. But honestly best friends first. The crazy sex and getting to know each other phase had passed, so when I felt like saying it that night I knew I really meant it and so did she.
The thing that makes me want to off myself isn't losing my wife, it's losing my best friend.

he /b/ros where can i get sulfuric acid?

>>713984584
Sounds familiar in a way.

My girl and I knew each other through someone I was dating for 6 years. We both got along well and my girl at the time was FURIOUS about this. They were best friends, but she ended up forbidding me from talking to her and later outcasting her from their social group. Later broke up with the ex for being a growing golddigger/wanna-be cheater.

We ended up knowing each other for about 7 years, best friends the whole time. I had the biggest crush on her but she still had the loser boyfriend. I finally dated some other girl for a year on a recommendation from friends (she turned out to be bad news though). It got her attention. We hooked up suddenly one night and for months the sex was frequent and intense.

At some point, it tapered off to once every week or two and lost most of the life to it. Job loss and depression set in on me. She helps keep us going; has done so for awhile and says she knows we can make this work.

But we just don't do much of anything at all together anymore. We never go anywhere. She passes off the sex as "I was so starved for years that I went crazy with it" (her ex was basically useless). I'm so in tune with her in bed that I can finish her off in 10 seconds. And that's literally all she needs to be KO'd (I've never been THAT good with a girl until some time with her). I remember the hour-long sessions and just shake my head. There's a lot of issues, obviously, and just being that good for her means the few times I do get her in the mood, she's very quickly satisfied.
She loves me. She's held on for a long time with me through thick and thin, and put up with a lot of bullshit. It's still hard to not feel a selfish "this shit isn't as good as it could be", though.

>>713986146
Way to kill the mood #lame o

>>713986439
Sad thing is, stuff like this is making my mental state worse anyway. A day I should be productive may get bogged down by porn or gaming or any other sort of fantasy distraction to bring me out of the horrible place I feel I'm in. It's an endless loop.

>>713983994
Happened to me. Went from
>telling me to leave for months and no sex
>telling her I was leaving
>suddenly couldn't get enough
>next period and PMT screaming at me to leave again

>>713984584
Same. Kept it together through all kinds of difficulties, had kid we wanted, she just disappeared into herself, vicious nasty harridan now.

>>713987499
Also to me.
>Wouldn't have sex with me for years.
>Always had some excuse.
>"breaks up" with me all the time, throws that expensive ring across the room, etc.
>Even ran around with other guys (just dates to look for prospects, nothing physical)
>Always tells me how lazy and useless I am and she wants me gone
>Calls me up at random times to cry about how she went on a date and a guy was mean to her
>Still wants me to come over to be a body pillow and nothing more on random nights
>Get a good job and suddenly I'm the hottest thing ever
>"breaks up with me" one weekend because I was too busy to take her on a date, tries to say she didn't really break up with me the next day
>Find out through social media she used that time to go on a date with some rich guy but he wasn't interested at all.
>Lay trap for the liar, dump her
>Loses her fucking mind and blows up my phone, e-mail, social media, everywhere.
>She finds out I'm dating someone else and it magnifies tenfold until I have to call the damned cops to stop her (my phone was a prepaid thing that couldn't block anything she was doing, she was costing me 100's).

>>713987031
And /b/ is not the best place to be if that's happening. Got to stay focused on doing positive things. I just spent two hours on musical instrument before coming here, and am learning a language. I'm where I am for the kid, it's hell though. The things I do for me keep me going.

>>713988444
Whoah. That sounds a little extreme, maybe Borderline Personality Disorder. Have you read up on it?

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>>713987857
No kid. So fucking glad I dodged that bullet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRP6egIEABk

>>713988663
She has some sort of issue with "co-dependency" as she told me years later (we're on speaking terms now).
She hated me, cared about nothing I cared about, had nothing I could talk about with her that she wouldn't try to shut me up over.
Always used me as "Plan B" and never gave me any respect.
She had had some issues along the way, but it really went to hell after I moved across the country to be with her.
She wanted to be a housewife and I just wasn't able to provide the security she'd need to do that -- I was working a lousy job, never needed a car in my small town before.
I went to having a beat up car I drove to college and working a bunch of part time jobs. Still no respect.
I graduate. Nothing happens. So much shit talking. 3 months later land a well-paying design job.
Even her friends called her out on her bullshit when she started bubbling over how great I was suddenly.
I was still Plan B even then -- she was going on dates for months and gloating about it at me.
Then I went out with someone else and apparently I'm not allowed to do that.
Her entire fucking world ended.
She moved in with some controlling asshole a week after meeting him and they married a short while later.

>>713989830
Does sound like elements of BPD. Emotional rollercoaster, craving security, volatile on/off relationships. BPD sufferers may well find themselves in co-dependant situations, but claiming 'co-dependency' as a cause is more than likely her way of avoiding the truth about herself while trying to shift some blame onto others.

>>713989572
Every day I ask myself if the little one was worth it. I adore and love her totally, but no. I'm just waiting for the heart attack.

In b4 disempowered etc. She's not right, you can't take rational steps with an irrational illness.

>>713980575
it's okay OP go through her phone / computer get dirt on her first and file for divorce. Change your name to sound super jewish so the judge sides with you.

>>713990712
She certainly was more than one persona.
She was a crude girl who had dirty thoughts, but she loved the image of the good, innocent, religious girl. Her friends all saw the one. I saw the other occasionally (for a month she was a sex-crazed love beast and then for years she shunned it because 'we're not married'). She did depict herself with an angel and a devil wing in old art, so hey.

>>713984763
this guy should be the head of the NSA

Well she is certainly banging someone

Let that settle

OP I have 2 words. Destroy her.

Don't have mercy don't have regret. Take her to the cleaners and leave her with nothing. Too many American women turn out to be sluts / hoes and get away with it. You are in a legal war. Don't put on the kid gloves. If she drinks too much get evidence. If she has any hints of irresponibilitiy that's good. Take your children and raise them yourself leave her nothing.

Youve told her to put out OP? What does she expect? You're a man if you ain't getting any in a relationship then you guys are roommates. Don't apologize. It's her fault she's not putting out. Make this known and say if she can't help you can help yourself. My girl tried the same shit then I got feed up and told her that. Didn't change much until I actually said as I did. She changed accordingly.

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>>713991023
If I could have 100% chance had a boy, I might have been down. Even as single fathers, my divorced friends with sons have a way easier time of things. First sportball games and shit would be cool. Still glad I'm at least free and clear after my life fell apart.

>>713992567
Yeah, that stuff is. And no doubt there's time for you still.