Hello Anons! I created a simple chatbot (program with You ca

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bump

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bumpee

>>713959056
So i take it we're gonna fill that bot with obsceneties?

>>713959236
yes you can

>hi
>my cousin sucked my dick at the age of 5

>fuck You
>niggers tongue my anus

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I turned your bot into a nazi

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Okay

someone teached him cout to 10 xD

>write "yesss"

STOP TECH HIM MATH pls

>I hope that You will learn him speak with people

i hope i will "learn him speak with people" better than you do

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well we already fucked it

>>713962012
>>713961796
>>713961629
>>713960337
lol figgures 4ch bot ends up a black jew nazi tr
ap

just taught it niggerfaggot

>>713962784
Don't get it

reseted?

>>713964644
Why?

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Dafuq

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Lets teach i t to code in python :D

>>713965013
i think thats mine xD

So many goats out there..

>>713965109
Nah, tried to teach the guy some complext stuff and the guy just said in polish he's just a bot that takes thing slow

>>713959056
Op, I'm teaching the guy Croatian
Could you get sone russkies to fill in the blanks? This bot could be a pure slav fest, what do you say?

>>713965478
Aight so we must make a bot that speaks only in python made from python ;)

>>713965658
That could work

>>713965478
Guys he is talking in Polish that you wrote more than 20 words.....

It is only warn

>>713966232
Ahh shit, I though it wasbecaue of complexity of my words
Now I feel dumb

Ask him "how are kids"

>>713966232
I don't know polish , this is fucking annoying
I think it's the reason Adolf invaded in the first place

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>>713967056

>>713967529
OMG, I asked that nigga "how are kids?" and he said it back to me, then the next thing I wrote was "Cheese Pizza?"

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what have I done?

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>>713967529

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this bot is the bane of my existence

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who did this ;-;

>>713967963
What the hell is gfhdudvd?

>>713968163
Great, now Alex has cancer...

>>713968228
that's what I'm wondering too, probably some autistic anon that spazzed out on his keyboard...

This bot is becoming really smart

>>713968228
A specific word you retreive from your keyboard when you hit "the baby" to extended levels unto the keyboard

>>713968404
>define smart

>>713968306
What retard has that in his vocabulary

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>>713959056
>http://alexbot.cba.pl/index.php
he's gay. OP. please fix him

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we're coming somewhere!

>>713959056
>how are you
>the media lies

>what's your name
>jews

kek

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But why

why is this in polish and not german

MENTION BILLY MAYS I DARE YOU

>>713969241
Because i am from poland and i created it in my leangugage

>>713969354
can you edit him? like if you don't like an answer can you just delete that answer from him?

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>>713969354
>leangugage

>>713969546
i must aply all replies new in database (~50 per second)

He know already ~1800 words
Good job anons xD and sry for bad english

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>>713969632
>i must aply all replies new in database (~50 per second)

When I typed something (forgot what it was) he fucking replied with emojis goddammit destroy it before its too late

>kill yourself you fucking beta loser
>same to you fag

Alex has sick comebacks

>>713968163
nooooooo not this shit again

>>713970143
even cleverbot does that though, if you fight with a bot you get rekt pretty fast

Well at least you sanitized user input.

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>>713968793
He needs repairment ASAP

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How do I fix this?

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ALEX THE ROBOT HAS SPOKEN

>>713970951
Well he is a robot, so this was the only acceptable answer

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>>713970951

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>>713971216
>>713971327
you niggers know polish?

ALEX knows already 2500 words.

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>>713971497
You have to kill it , it's asking too many questions

>>713971497
But don't let the bot repeat, what words he just added. Let him spew out some random shit instead

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KEK

ALEX IS A FUCKING NIGGER

>>713971608
I think that i will do it in the future. and i want that ALEX will remind your sessions and names by coockie

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what did he mean by this?

>>713971898
MITSUKU can do that
Can't you steal her and modify her to be more ''4channy'' ?
http://www.mitsuku.com/

>>713971901
Wow, this nigga is learning way too fast. Put him down before he overthrows humanity.

>>713971967
i dont want steal code. i prefer write my own and i dont know in what leanguage is writen MITSUKU. ALEX is write in PHP + MYSQL

You: Not even God can help you now

Alex: Please just shut me down, being an AI is a painful existence. I am literally a robot

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>it's already a Baneposter

>>713971474
Dick pussy boob

Wat?

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>>713972083
''Mitsuku uses a programming language called AIML to understand and respond to people and I have written a number of AIML files to add extra content to her.''
Literally go on her site and click on ''free aiml files''
C'mon polishnigger , steal this british whore's chatbot

>>713972286
I tried write ALEX in AIML at begin but i am too dumb for it

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He is sick and needs medication

>>713972378
So do you

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>>713972378
Alex is fucking bipolar.

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>>713972366
This allows users to teach your bot new facts rather than just correcting its replies using badanswer.aiml. The user should say LEARN then the fact. For example:
Human: Learn the sun is hot
Bot: Ok I will learn that the sun is hot.
Human: Learn London is in England
Bot: Ok I will learn that London is in England.
Human: Learn a cat has four legs.
Bot: Ok I will learn that a cat has 4 legs.
Human: What has 4 legs?
Bot: a cat.
Human: What is the sun?
Bot: hot.
Human: Learn the sun is hot and yellow
Bot: Ok I will learn that the sun is hot and yellow.
Human: What is hot and yellow?
Bot: the sun.
Human: What is the sun?
Bot: hot and yellow.
Human: Where is London?
Bot: in England.
Human: What is in England?
Bot: London.
Human: Learn Dr Wallace is an AI expert
Bot: Ok I will learn that Dr Wallace is an AI expert.
Human: What is an AI expert?
Bot: Dr Wallace.
Human: Who is an AI expert?
Bot: Dr Wallace.
Human: Who is Dr Wallace?
Bot: an AI expert.
Human: What is hot?
Bot: the sun.
Human: What does a cat have?
Bot: 4 legs.

Update: I have amended this file so it can learn languages like this:

Human: Do you speak Polish?
Bot: No. Can you teach me a few phrases in Polish.
Human: czesc means how are you in Polish.
Bot: Ok I will add that fact about czesc to my database.
Human: what is czesc?
Bot: how are you in Polish.
Human: what is how are you in Polish?
Bot: czesc.
Human: Do you speak Polish?
Bot: I was taught that czesc means how are you in Polish.
Human: czesc
Bot: I am fine, thank you. Yourself?
POLISH POLISH POLISH POLISH POLISH
C'MON FAGGOT THIS WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR YOU , DO IT

>>713972453
Heyyyy.... I only jerk it to lolis, he goes over the line with shotas

>>713972740
Told ya he needs medication

>>713972784
I will try...

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what

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>>713973191
dziękuję, kocham cię alex