>100 niggers are about to corner and assrape you
>you have the last weapon you used in a video game
How fucked are you?
>>713949212
That would mean i'd have Mei's snow thrower. I'd build a wall and shoot them 1 by 1
>>713949212
Was playing the devision and using an LMG with 200 rounds of ammo and virtually no recoil. I think I'll be ok thanks op.
>>713949212
Pyromancers flame
>>713949212
Farcry3 BloodDragon, the Killstar. I'll take on every nigger in the world.
>>713949212
A fucking basketball
>>713949212
I havent played a video game in years. This thread probably isnt for me.
>>713949212
Fat man from fallout 4. No ass rape for me, but only because I'll probably end up blowing myself up too.
I'd be in D.Va's meka so they wouldn't stand a chance
>>713949212
Come up with something new.
Warface's AUG H-BAR. I think I'll survive
Fucking Space Marine squad with heavy bolters and plasma rifles must have to count as a weapon
Im safe and pure
>>713949212
A akavari katana.
FOR THE EMPORER!
I'd be ok. I had the sanguine rose. Niggers are afraid of Daedra
>>713949212
CSM Apocalypse mod army; I would pitty them.
>>713949212
Mg42, don't worry bout me
Wolfenstein MG-60 plasma rifle
>>713949212
Yea, I used the Black Box from tf2. I'm going to have a lot of fun.
Gta san andreas
Dual wield tek 9s
I think im good
>>713949212
well i think im kind of asking for it now :S
One rapier and 72 flintlock pistols. Better have good aim or else HOLY SHIT MAN BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY
NWN2: +5 Longsword with 1D8 of magic damage. One hundred rapey roodypoos may still be difficult, but I'm taking a lot of them with me.
The grappling hook from Just Cause 2
>>713950008
BY THE SIX HOLIES
>>713950010
One hundred rapey roodypoos is the name of my band.
Snow Shurikens from Club Penguin.
It might not be so bad since they do long distance damage but it'd take about 5 throws for one nigger.
>>713949212
that big walking thing from titanfall. niggers are fucked
Well I played Zeus in a game of dota so not sure how that works. He carries no weapon but uses his hands to call lightning.
I'm pretty sure if I call down a hundred lightning bolts to strike each of the niggers along with a few aftershocks, their lust after my anus will deminish fairly quickly.
Better send 200
Come at me nigs
A fucking m18 hellcat. I'll be fine
>>713950193
wats ur username in club pngwen pls freind me
In my last game i played as Rubick on Dota so i could steal "ass rape" and use it on them first??
>>713949456
>beat them all one on one
>become king of the niggers
I have Samus' power armor, niggers don't stand a chance
I was playing Forza, driving a Subaru Rally car.
How effective is a rally car against 100 negroids?
BFG 9000
>>713950332
username is Racerlion
Bastion. Umm, so do i get his handheld gun or is turret? Because they both work I guess
>>713949212
WW1 Tank. Should do ok?
>>713949212
Grenade Launcher from TF2
Ayy
>>713949212
I'll be alright, just throw them a basketball
>>713949757
>Tim
Are you an enchanter?
>>713949212
Queens wrath rifle 60 bullets a clip and mini uzi im pretty good
SU-25T
Think my fuccednesslevel is about zero.
>>713950444
Look at those trips
Binding of Isaac. I guess with all the power ups I had Id go alright.
>>713949212
Do bio-weapons count?
>>713949212
Winters blade from the witcher 3
Grim Dawn level 3 Stick. Uh oh...
>>713949212
Jade druid in Hearthstone. 1 attack 1 armor ability. Welp.
>>713949212
YCS186 from F:NV. Long as I have somewhere to retreat to, I should be okay.
>>713949212
Zoo Tycoon. I'm just going to click and build an enclosure around them.
>Nigger 97 is unhappy
>Nigger 3 is hungry
> There is too much water in the enclosure for nigger 32
>Nigger 9 is hungry
>Nigger 32 has drowned
>Nigger 91 would like a white woman to play with
>Nigger 91 has been sold for 144$
>Nigger 3 has died
>>713949212
A dragon bone sword with over 1k dmg
>>713949212
how fucked? this critical evidince says quite alot
>>713949212
À nuke in hoi4
>>713949902
Kek
A slingshot with spherical birds as ammunition, thank you Unbox Therapy.
That bullpup shotgun from GTA 5 online
I think I'm pretty good
I mean I guess this counts.
>>713950040
sweaden the weapon
Battlefield 1 heavy tank
I think i'll be aight
Kobe's turn around fade away... Fuck, we will both be laying bricks.
Gunlance in monster hunter. Considering how terrible I am at that game, I wouldn't stand a chance
>>713949212
>Laken Diamondback Explorer from Elite Dangerous, Grade A core internals, Bi-Weave sheild with boosters, extra armor, 2x med gimballed lasers and a large cannon.
They're fucked
Combat shotgun from DooM so I'm probably OK
>>713950767
Aussie stickybomb launcher
Aw yeaaaaah gotta git me them crits
>>713949212
Boltcaster from XCOM2
Problem?
>last game played was OpenTTD
>>713949212
Are dhalsims long limbs and yoga blast considered weapons? That keep them at bay
Symmetras turrets
does an aggressive pizza count
>>713950325
War Thunder?
A lightsaber. I'll be able to fight them off for a bit until they all rush me
Felo'melorn, the flamestrike. Uhh, I'll be ok as long as that means I have the power of a fire mage. Otherwise, I'm fucked.
>>713949212
Not this time niggers
Doom's shotgun
I'm good
Was playing Battlefield 1 using the Hellriegel. I should be fine.
>Insurgency
>An AK47 with foregrip, kobra sights, and tracer rounds.
Mowing a few down should scare then off until I can reload, right?
>>713951144
Yes there is a huge problem, turret does not have a proper cover, you are corned and it's hard to rush them all, so they gonna climb to the turret and fuck your ass and the asses of the crew
>>713950734
Underrated post.
The dawnbreaker
Probably getting ass raped
>>713949212
I have a giant owl that shoots arrows made of spirits and can summon a storm of blade-like leaves.
I think I'm okay.
>>713950734
Holy shit
lvl 3 sentry? easy
>>713949212
I just started a new nwn game out of nostalgia (was free for 48 hours on gog), so a mace and a wooden shield.
Pretty fucked I guess.
>>713951980
sugilite?
>>713952074
That Nigger is sappin' muh sentry!
>>713949457
How come anon?
It's either togekiss, or shovel knight's shovel if pokemans don't count.
Pls let the rng on metronome be in my favor
>>713949212
pretty fucked. I got a Javelin, but I can't use it to defend myself without blowing myself up
A compound bow with metal arrows. Yeah ok.
>>713951871
Are you retarded? Just run them over. The hellcat has very good acceleration and a 45 mph top speed.
Plus all tanks carry anti infantry guns. Do you not see the swiveled stationary personnel gun on top?
>Fuck outta here
Gta 5 heavy sniper. Not sure how id go
BFG-9000
Niggers are fucked
>>713950734
>>713951443
Yeah
last game was hearthstone...
so i throw playing cards at them?
>>713952383
Ah yes, the BFG-900. Otherwise known as the Big Fucking Gun
>>713949456
Just throw them the ball .. u will be ok
Tiger 1
I wouldn't use it, would love to get fucked
>>713949212
Just gotta keep swinging and there'll be a field of chopped up niggers.
T-54
Bolt staff from Vermintide, I'm gonna be fine until the nerf kicks in.
>>713952461
Kek
Good thing I like flight sims.
>>713952483
So 88mm kwk 36 or mg 34?
>>713949296
2 bullets per nigger,
Good luck m8
St. Louis-class cruiser. Good thing niggers can't swim.
>>713949212
Dark Souls 1, Fire Broadsword +6
red orchestra 2
mg42 with 200 round belt
and a Luger c96 broomstick
i hope im a good shot
>abyssal whip
I was playing Civ 5 so i guess ill have an entire empire
gg nogs
Sephiroth's Masamune in Final Fantasy XV, so I'm safe!
>>713952336
m8 the elephant didn't have anti infantry guns
>>713952336
Yep. Shoot them with canister and HE while MGing them and drive on. Toss frag and WP grenades behind you.
>9mm from San Andreas
I'm pretty fucked
Sunrise - Guild Wars 2.
Those niggers are as good as gone.
>>713952976
>calling a tank a weapon
>>713951768
Just looked that up. Cool gun.
>>713949854
GTFO beta faggot
GTA V Combat MG. I'm probably fine
all I have are pokéball so I guess I gotta catch em' AIDS
PPSH 41
>>713949212
sobek with acid shells
they're fucked
Fucked cause I wouldnt be able to lift it.
>>713952935
Where's an elephant?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M18_Hellcat
All tank crews carried at least small arms and grenades so there's that, too, unless you assume naked tank crews.
Reinhardt's rocket hammer, I don't think I can lift it. Raped.
>>713953363
So you have a grenade, a pistol and maybe a sub-machine gun? GL. Niggas gonna raep you with those.
>>713953363
>you have the last weapon you used in a video game
so which is it?
I just finished restoring an old Atari 2600. I was playing combat. I have a shitty 4 bit tank so i'm fucked!
>>713952711
Yes. Both
>big ass axe from mount&blade
I'll just start swinging that thing like a motherfucker and hope for the best
Krevlins tooth from fallout. adds bleed and poison damage. I think I'll be okay
>>713953224
Well, depending on how many pokeballs you have, you could just toss a bunch at a time at them and catch them all. (pun intended) After catching the nigs jyst deliver the balls to your nearest police station.
>>713949212
>Ice barrage
Time to fuck shit up
Banana peel from Mario kart. Pretty sure I can convince them it's still good to eat. Have them fight over it. I run away
>>713949212
AA12, So I'd be fucked unless I was able to get 5 niggers per shell.
>>713949212
Type 3 120 mm 45 caliber naval gun
I think i'm ok
>>713953835
I think this nigger won
DWEEE DWEEE DWEEE
>>713949212
AK47 30 bullets per clip with 3 extra clips and one already loaded.
>>713952714
Most of them will fall after the first bullet hits and try to find a cop to pin it on. I'll be fine.
>>713949212
Uncharted 4 grenade launcher. At least they won't get to the actual ass raping...
>>713949212
Mk XII photon torpedo launcher with spread fire & overload, 2 torp consoles and 2 reload doffs. Think 100 niggers better start niggin off.
Elven longsword out of oblivion... I'm fucked unless I can use flare
>>713953603
Sorry, bud. Can only have one. And by the betaism of your fucking "both" choice, I'll assume it's actually your 12-yo Polish "Kurwa" yelling teammate, who actually raped you ingame and could rape you in real life. Saying "both" is like saying you have the whole 3rd reich. Fucking omega. Go KYS.
Boomerang from ty the tasmanian tiger, I'm pretty good desu
The shotgun from Red Faction 1
>>713952336
And you are sure that a bunch of nigger corpses can't stop that tank?
>mfw shock rifle from Unreal
>mfw my shock combo game is hella weak
Mechwarrior Online with a Kodiak. I'm more than okay
>>713949212
Emi's special lemon lube - Katawa Shoujo, at least I'll be slightly less uncomfortable.
>>713949212
I played sim city. So ill just build a police department to clean out the dinndu nuffins
>>713949212
I guess I have a pokeball with Alolan Ninetales. I should be fine
the th'uum (whirlwind spirit), if it weren't for the cooldown i'd be good
>>713949212
> Dual caestus build
>>713949212
Fallout 4, fully upgraded Ashmaker Minigun with 15k ammo in my bag, my ass stays virgin suckers
>>713949212
SAW 249 250 clip... locked cocked and ready to rock
>>713949212
MG4 Machine gun, I think I might be ok
>>713952117
Pokemon
>>713953864
chuck in some explosive rounds, you'll be fine
>>713950890
He's got guns alright
This is gonna get messy.
>>713949212
Goddammit cooking mama, why'd it hafta be you?
Subnautica weapons
>>713952383
Oh boy!
>>713949212
Fus Ro Dah
>>713955555
Checked
>>713949212
The Thompson SMG from CoD: WaW. I think I'm safe.
>>713949212
I played borderlands 2, using the Law revolver.
>Everyone knows niggers hate the law.
Pretty sure I'm safe with this.
I have the entire Imperial Japanese Army circa 1540, so I think I'm good.
>>713949212
personal modded Bloodskal Blade
500 damage sword beam damage for higher level legendary difficulty, think I am good.
they probably have basic bandit level health.
Fuck them Redguards.
>>713949212
>War Thunder
those niggers are fucked now
>>713950325
>open turret
>>713949212
A modified tommy gun with an extended drum of atleas 350 rounds I will have a neat day.
>>713956364
Remember the gun but forgot the game tho
>>713949212
i am doing just fine, i was playing GTA5 and had an AK47 full auto
>>713949212
drain Lance from ff15, I'm good
>>713955555
Nice quints
Shantae's hair. Probably the worst weapon in this entire thread.
Aquanox SkalarHaubitze
An estoc
Jokes on you, I got Jehuty from Zone of the Enders
Corvo's folding sword or can i use blink to escape?
Just started going through the World at War campaign. Last weapon I had was either the MG42 or panzerschreck...Might actually have been the flamethrower. In any event, I'm in good shape.
heavy incinerator
take that nigs
Infinity gun. Boarder lands 2.
>>713949212
Will i be okay desu?
>>713953095
>>calling a tank a weapon
Is English not your first language?
Have some Oxford English Dictionary:
A thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage:
‘nuclear weapons’
More example sentences
1.1 A means of gaining an advantage or defending oneself in a conflict or contest:
‘resignation threats had long been a weapon in his armoury’
Not a weapon, but my level 80 character from xenoverse 2... Those nigs about to get incinerated.
Well I'll be just fine then, seeing as a giant bipedal battle mech will send those 100 niggas to their grave kek.
(front mission 5)
>>713952458
Ah yes, the BFG-90. Otherwise known as the Big Fucking Gun 9.
Does this count
>>713949212
Joke is on you. I live in a lighthouse, no corners.
>>713949212
Mace of Molag Bol and Fireball!
COME THE FUCK ON THEN LADIES!!!
Project Reality Area Attack. Everybody is going to die today.
>>713949212
Warswords of the valarjar
If I can lift the fuckers those nigs are done for.
Bladestorm faggots
MG 42 from DOI.
See ya!
AH1Z-Viper from BF4 I'm gucci
The Silver Hand. Guess I could heal through the buttrape.
An army of Crusaders.
40mm Bofors. Fuck those niggers
Playing moded FO4 so i've got à Fn Scar L with more than a thousand 5.56 rounds those niggers don't stand a chance
Is a pokemon a weapon?
>ilvl 888 staff of sargeras
>open rifts to a dark dimension and let the demonspawn rape them
Yeah.
>>713949212
Don't worry OP you don't have to share your niggers, I'm going to be fine.
Cassie's bow and arrow from paladins fuck
>>713958853
D E S T R O L O C K
>>713959146
fucking right.
Destro master race.
saints row giant dildo
moded Ebony bow from skyrim. Has a effect to chain lightning, w/ glass arrows. idk how fucked
A FLAMETHROWER from TF2(TeamFortress2)
>>713949212
Doom II: Hell on Earth
B.F.G 9000
Fuck. Yes.
>Frostmourne mod in Oblivion
I'll be fine
>>713949212
Chun Li's thighs. I am ironclad.
slime...rancher.....
fuck
wait can i just vacuum them up and start a nigger farm a.k.a plantation?
>>713955720
Learn english
Build a dome!
>>713960315
>nigger farm
>actually wanting to INCREASE the nigger population
I guess some men just want to watch the world burn
I cant remember the last game I played.
Either I have the Conference Call from Borderlands 2, in which case they're fucked, or I have the hidden blade from assassins creed, in which case i'm fucked
moonlight blade
400 mm cannons from BB in WowS
>nope
Grayswandir from Nethack
https://nethackwiki.com/wiki/Grayswandir
>TFW Extra damage to night creatures
>>713949212
NC-9 A-Tross
I hope I'm as good with it IRL as I am in PlanetMemes
>>713960607
I would argue that the shit itself is a weapon. Could you class a warship as a war machine? Yes.
Necro with a sceptre on GW2, if i can cast all the runes it allows id be pretty damn safe.
These niggers are fucked i got me a light saber
This Machine. Come at me boi
>>713949212
A 9mm in uncharted 4
Guess I'm fucked
tec 9
>>713949212
Satchel charges from saints row 2.
Eh. I'll probably blow myself up like always
>>713949456
OOOOOOOHHHHHH SHITS BOUTTA GO DOWWWWWWWNNN.
Walking stick in wow... I'm fucked.
>>713949212
dwarven bow (superior) with 10+ insta fire dps
probs fucked - no aoe
>>713949212
>crossbow
nah, dude, i'll be fine.
>>713949212
Well, I'll be just fine in my Main Battle Tank
Negev. FeelsGoodMan B)
Gonna run all them down
>>713949212
The Engine Blade 2 from FF15. I guess I'd live.
Soldier 76's Heavy Pulse Rifle
Does this mean I also get unlimited ammo?
>>713950385
underrated post
>>713949212
mg249 or portal gun (don't remember which i played last and too lazy to turn on computer and check)
if portal gun, my anus remains unharmed
if 249, i'll prob get raped by 81 instead of 100
>>713949457
Why did you feel the need to post this? you contributed nothing.