Coming to a theatre near you, looks like they haven't l

Huge difference fucknut

Lmfao. That is fucking hilarious OP

What are you on about?

Doubt if her career will last that long.

>>713939011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>713939011
I can't believe they're making a Barbie movie reboot what a travesty. Now when I say "i really love barbie" I'll have to specify I mean the one from the 80s not the remake.

Just like Ghostbusters, you're right, holy shit.

>>713939278
ah fuck off

>>713939011
Why can't it star all men?
Fucking feminazis want their cake and to eat all if it too.

>>713939247
(((she))) will be performing into her sixties man

>>713939397
I doubt if she survives this year. Liberals need a blood sacrifice for Trump winning. She is almost perfect.

>>713939451
explain pls

She's funny you guys, get over it.

sounds like feminism with fat acceptance shit

>The film, which will be released in summer 2018, is an Enchanted-style mix of animation and live-action which sees Schumer evicted from Barbieland for eccentricities.

>She then has an adventure in the real world, and, according to Deadline, realises that “perfection comes on the inside, not the outside, and that the key to happiness is belief in oneself, free of the obligation to adhere to some unattainable standard of perfection”. Her character then returns to her homeland to save her fellow dolls.

>>713939508
This is an /x/ talk but will do it here. There is a conspiracy that many celebrty deaths are part of an satanic ritual for more influence of their masters. One of the biggest ones was John Lennon getting shot during the Reagan administration. There are others. Many say MJs death was also a sacrifice.

>>713939625
>perfection comes on the inside, not the outside,
but... she has neither.

>>713939011
This just in, a bunch of Hollywood jews are going to lose money on a flop film not even feminists are dumb enough to watch.

>>713939011
Holy shit, I can't wait to watch this go straight down the toilet.

>>713939736
South park.

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>>713939011
She's perfect for the role.
I wonder if Ken will be played by Rob Schneider?

>>713939534
women can be smart, and funny

>>713940070
kek

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>>713939736
Blood sacrifice bitch. There was a documentary about a bunch of nigger celebs dying for fame and to be forever legends.

>>713940116
and she's neither.
Plus she looks like this>>713940070

>Barbie movie reboot

This is gonna go straight down the toilet very quickly. I can tell.

>>713939625
>perfection comes from dropping all your standards and being an oblivious self-validating cunt
The perfect movie for a new generation.

>>713940168
i dont get the significance of the finger tattoo, whats that about?

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>>713940116
Some of my favorite comedians are women
Amy Shumer is not one of them.

>>713940070
Not a bad idea.
If someone made a poster about how Rob Schneider is cast as Ken and beauty is on the inside, how would the SJW's react?

Ghostbusters made a shit ton of money, just dont give this shit attention.

>>713940259
kekek someone do this

>>713940233
Probably something to do with the Illuminati.

>>713940070
God she looks like those thumb people from Spy Kids

>>713940275
Sure?

>Box Office
>Budget: $144,000,000 (estimated)
>Gross: $128,344,089

>>713940259
Kek, I was watching this before I came to work tonight:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ng2A5rk3y8w

>>713939074
Yeah this is going to be even worse, and bomb even harder.

>>713940275
The Ghostbusters reboot was not profitable. Reality is the movie was part of Hillary's election campaign. Even that did not get her elected. Milo was all over this and it got him banned from Twitter.

>>713940363
>Ghostbusters
that's only domestic right? doesn't matter, ghostbusters was a flop.

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/ghostbusters-loss-sony-50-million-1201834911/

sony cannot make decisions to save its life

Ehhh the vast majority of women are NOT funny. And they always have shit music taste for some reason.

Amy Poller 2020

>>713940523
>sony cannot make decisions to save its life
betamax was a technology decades ahead of its time

>>713939011
For ugly fat jew barbie

>>713940575
The should have called it Alphamax, or at least Chadmax.

>>713940575
sorry, i should have said sony pictures cannot make decisions to save their lives. i mean, fat ghostbusters, fat barbie? what next, fat james bond with a fat bond girl?

>>713939278
Stop spamming this video everywhere. You fucking cunt

>>713940702
oh wait, james bond will be handsome as fuck, not fat, why'd i put that?

too many brain farts

>>713940702
James Bond Is a disabled black trans woman, and she always has been.

Get over it

>>713940765
no, you misunderstand. fat women fantasize about banging the tall handsome man with a 6 pack and a 7-8 figure net worth.

james bond will always be male, but no more attractive thin white women for him

I literally do not care.

>>713940251
Canada is like America's attic. You forget it's up there but when youre there you remember all the cool stuff you have up there.

>>713940830
Get a sign, think of something creative.

>>713940251
Some of my favourite people are black, Trayvon Martin is not one of them.

>>713940901
>creative
or was it "witty?"
I don't remember now.

>>713940275
It's budget was $144mil, it's total gross has made $228mil for box office and home release.
Because of its poor performance, the possible sequel plans have been scrapped.
The majority of people neither liked nor wanted it - it was created specifically for and pandered to feminists.
It did not make a shit ton of money, and the people who was willing to give it a chance said it was bad. It was a poor movie, based around a classic and redone to cater to women and it was a shit movie because of that.
Bill Murray would be rolling in his grave.

>>713940980
from wiki

>The film grossed $229 million worldwide against a production budget of $144 million, plus a large amount spent on marketing. The studio has stated that the film would have needed to gross at least $300 million to break even, making the film a box office disappointment.

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>>713940980
>implying ghostbusters was ever good

>>713941121
Poor Harambe

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>>713939011

Fat ugly chick to play the role of skinny good looking 'Barbie'.

>Feminism in a nutshell.

>>713941139
You're kidding right? Its almost a perfect movie.

Why does 4chan like Amy Schumer so much? The only time I hear about her is from /b/ and when she's rarely brought up in stand up conversations.

>>713941139
>implying it wasn't

>>713941228
If Harambe saw his wife doing this, he'd go bananas.

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>>713941228
They shot the wrong one!!

>>713940980
>The majority of people neither liked nor wanted it - it was created specifically for and pandered to feminists.
It was actually part of Hillary's election campaign. Even that did not get her elected.

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>>713941067
I was off by $1.1mil, oops. That barely would have covered McFatty's and Gorilla's food cost while shooting.

>>713941139
fuck off /tv/

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Google is a compromised cuck. This is the top result for "Ghostbusters" when it is clearly far less relevant than the first.

Tickets tried to help Shitlery and now are denoting ranking of media they don't agree with.

TL;DR: #FuckGoogle

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>>713941228
F

>>713941347
https://www.thewrap.com/ghostbusters-hillary-clinton-tweet/
Like I said - the majority didn't like nor want it. Just like with Clinton as president. Popular votes don't count - only money and electoral colleges.

>>713941745
>Like I said - the majority didn't like nor want it. Just like with Clinton as president. Popular votes don't count - only money and electoral colleges.
Get rid of the dead people voting, illegals voting and stuffed ballot boxes, Trump won both the popular and the electoral.

>>713941271

>almost perfect

you are a mainstream fag who liked the old ghostbusters for it simple and convenient story, and you hate the new one because it didn't match your memories

your taste in movies: 6/adam sandler

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>>713940070
>I wonder if Ken will be played by Rob Schneider?
Ken will be played by a bulldyke lesbian. Get with the times man

>>713941869
Found the hipster douchebag who thinks Fat Unfunny Barbie is a good idea.
So, how long have you worked for Sony?

>>713940980
Bill Murray isn't dead.

>>713939534
Fuck off, Cartman..

Fat cunt piece of shit wants to play role model of children LMFAO she would want this

>>713941888
no. ken will be played by aziz ansari. gotta get that poc demographic

>>713941121
Spot the tranny.

>>713939011
It could be the only funny thing she's ever done. A gross, fat, pig trying to play Barbie.

>>713941955

you are as intelligent as a rock, are you aware of that? or do you have the same self awareness as a rock?

>>713939011

>A potential Barbie movie where she makes vagina and sex with guys jokes.

>>713942044
Almost makes me want to see it, I'd masturbate furiously over her unbleached, hair engulfed sphincter.

Amy Schumer isn't even a feminist, she constantly talks shit about women and makes rape jokes.

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Idk, i liked her in one of those kermit movies

>>713941955

because the new ghostbusters was shit, the old one had to be a classic and everybody who disagrees with that logic is a fan of the new barbie movie

how often do you hear that you are special? i bet mommy tells you at least 5 times a day.

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>Amy Schumer in talks to star in Barbie movie
isn't barbie supposed to be skinny and pretty?

>>713942327
Current year dipshit

>>713942464
Good work, spread it

>>713939011
if i could kill one person...

>>713939011
I'm a tranny and she looks manlier than I did

>>713942134
Considering you're the retard who thinks Ghostbusters is bad - it was nominated for 2 Oscars, AFI has it as #28 as one of the great classic comedies of all time, and the Library of Congress has preserved it due to its cultural enrichment and contributions in society.
Did the new one get that? No, it didn't even break even, whereas the original with $30mil budget brought in around $293mil and continues to grow.
So, in recap - your opinion is wrong, you're retarded or some sort of hipster douchebag, and you could very easily work as a Somy Film exec with your as mentioned qualifications.
Moron.

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>>713939011
Theres a facial resemblance...

>>713942754
Sony*

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>>713942327
Fuck off you fat shaming asshole
#beautyatallsizes

>>713942943
Whats rd ld for?

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>>713942943
She isn't fit for the role (no pun intended) it would be like a white guy playing Obama

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Stop picking on mrs.piggy is not her fault she was born a pig

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>>713942327
FUCK YOU §§§ FUCK YOU §§§

>>713942323
One of the biggest box office hits of all time says it's more than just me who liked the movie.
You also seem to be projecting an awful lot. Did I trigger you by liking the classic and hating the crappy reboot?

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>>713939011
MFG. Imagine
>Be 7years old girl
>Mom, there is a new Barbie movie !
>Go to theatre
>???
>Profit

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>>713943301
>One of the biggest box office hits of all time

>>713943051
Registered and licensed dietician

>>713943341
It'll be in theaters for a short time before it is pulled early from its planned run and rushed to home video to try to recoup its losses.
In the mean time, Schumer and the movie's director/cast will blame lack of sales on misogyny and sexism when in reality, it's just a shitty movie like the ghostbusters reboot.

>>713943543
the truth

i bet she fucks a black guy in it

>>713943439
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ghostbusters.htm

>>713943543
Did this happen with ghostbusters?

>>713943716
i bet she fucks a lot more than just a black guy in the movie

>>713943716
My guess is all of only few males in this movie will be evil/stupid/useless men

>>713943870
>http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=ghostbusters.htm
i hope your talking about a trap.

>>713943301
You're trolling right? Ghosbusters 2016 tanked in the box office. They made back the initial money they spent, but the movie wasn't in any shape or form profitable.

>>713943821
Released July 11, DVD came out Oct. 11. Had about a 3-4 week run, with an additional few weeks in discount theaters. DVD sales was rushed because it did so horribly in box office.

>>713943934
I was talking about the classic, not the reboot.

>>713939011
and Sasha Grey wasn't allowed to read to school children

>>713940980
Bill Murray was in it. He had a cameo.

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>>713943815
Oh wait, sorry.
I thought you were calling the new one a box office hit.
I'm a little retarded today...

>>713939534
>muh vagina
>muh sex stuff
>also muh vagina

Hilarious
Almost worth the 60 seconds it would take to hear every joke she has ever made twice

>>713942754
>wrong opinion
>opinion
Good job you can filter out OPINIONS that don't agree with you even with sound reasoning to back it

>>713944448
Not to mention the ones she's stolen.

>>713944501
I gave reasons why - all the money it's made and awards and nominations it has did the talking for me.
Wanna try again, sport?

>>713944365
No worries. Not gonna bust your balls over it.

>>713943159
>>713944778
stop body shaming her, she's beautiful

>>713945023
I disagree

nigga fuck you. you're a piece of shit. i hope you get raped by an elephant. eat my cum rag. i hope if you ever have children, they die in a fire while you get raped by a different elephant. go play with dangerous chemicals. eat shit and fuck you. you listen to nickleback. when was the last time you bathed? i can smell you from here. go insert a pineapple into your tiny dickhole. the end.

>>713945082
Why do you feel the need to make people feel bad about themselves?

>>713945160
you lost me at 'nigga'

>>713940575
the name had a double meaning: beta is the Japanese word used to describe the way in which signals are recorded on the tape; and the shape of the lowercase Greek letter beta (β) resembles the course of the tape through the transport. The suffix -max, from the word "maximum", was added to suggest greatness.

Guess it made more sense in gookish

Charles Shumer is a New York Jewbag as well. How dare you.

>>713939011
doesn't she hate barbie?
also, who gives a fuck?

She got fat, and she's okay with it. Eradicate.

>>713942134
Save that shit for a cringe thread faggot

>>713945487
says the fatty mcfatty

>>713944501
Opinions can be wrong you moran

Just because they are subjective doesn't mean they can't be judged objectively.

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Whahhh! Let's all cry about a movie whe have not one cent invested in and won't pay to see.

> b-but other ppl are actually doing stuffs like making movies!

Here's a pie

>>713946157
Exactly
How dare anyone have an opinion about anything that they are not directly involved in creating or producing.

The nerve of these fuckers for thinking about shit and having feelings and opinions on it.

>>713946157
Spotted the male feminist.
Thank you for correcting the record.

>>713941121
>holding up a sign that says "actor"
>not "actress"
shit writes itself, kek

>>713946157
I'd eat your cherry

>>713946292
> forming an opinion on SOMETHING YOU HAVENT SEEN BECAUSE IT DOESNT FUCKING EVEN FUCKING EXIST YET

Totally rational

>>713941121
I can only spot 2 men in that pic, both were stunt workers.
> feminist equality
We want equal share of all high paid work that isn't difficult or dangerous

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>>713946526
> a blind man cannot have an opinion about anything he has not touched or heard himself

>>713946526
>taking an iconic toy with extremely well known features and putting an actress in the role that is the complete opposite of what that toy looks like
>thinking people won't react to the news about it
Are you stupid or just live in a hole?

>>713946526
>you need to see it to know for certain
I'm just going to assume you didn't mean that the live action barbie movie might be good

>>713941121
>>713940980
still refuse to watch that piece of shit remake.

>>713946157
id goto see it if i get to fuck amys tits afterwards lul

>>713939011
who cares? are you actually going to go see a barbie movie?

>>713946786
Same.

>>713946786
Ditto, I won't even watch it when it comes to cable.

>>713946526
But that's not what the post said.
It said...
> Let's all cry about a movie whe have not one cent invested in and won't pay to see

By you're retard logic, nobody can have an opinion on a mission to mars because it doesn't exist yet.

>>713946806
A dwarf masturbates in front of you in the middle of the street.Days later while reading the paper you discover that dwarf killed himself, and the gay men he had living in his basement for the past 3 years.Eh on to the next page.

>>713946933
Retard logic. Stronger than 10 men.
This is why it gets used so much.

I'm sure that Amy Schumer, as an actor, will display the motivation and tenacity necessary for this role to lose weight until she's the right body type and then regain it back. That way she can firmly establish to these cis misogynists that her philosophy is not the result of her sloth, but because she CHOOSES to be big and beautiful.

>>713947094
Great, but where does she get a better personality and sense of humor at?
Is there a gym for that?

Her standup is crude and racist as fuck tho. Definitely not pc bullshit.

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>>713939011
they dont have to learn from it, shit movies still get millions to watch it.

>>713940980
>It's budget was $144mil
Add another $100mil for advertisements

>>713947236
That niggers stealing their flashlight

>>713947236
"In November 2016, Feig confirmed that a sequel would not be happening, due to the very poor box office reception."
http://www.universityherald.com/articles/51482/20161124/ghostbusters.htm

>>713947190
No, but perhaps like Steve-O she could be still not funny but slightly more tolerable if fucked up on drugs?

>>713947256
You should've read the replies before posting.
That was covered in a much more detailed manner in the first reply.
>+1 to post count, no contribution

>>713947094
Real actors like Christian Bale? This will surely be an oscar winning performance for her.

>>713947439
Not enough drugs in all the world for that.

>>713946878
don't even torrent it.

>>713947560
Nope, have zero interest in it, even for free.

>>713947408
>http://www.universityherald.com/articles/51482/20161124/ghostbusters.htm
>posting older news

what about the cp?

>>713943934
> They made back the initial money they spent
Not even that. The amount of money they spent on advertising and attempting to shame people into seeing the remake cost more than the movie itself.

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>>713939011

>looks like they haven't learned from the ghostbusters experience

Like what? That the internet is full of raging beta virgins?

>>713947625
>11/24/2016
>news is 9 days old

kill yourselves

>>713947470
Nigger, this is /b/. I give ZERO fucks about quality, quantity matters more in this godforsaken hell hole. I don't care if other people said it because multiple people saying it still drives the point home further.