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Today my boyfriend told me that his ex contacted him and told

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Today my boyfriend told me that his ex contacted him and told him that her and her bf broke up and if they can meet up for lunch. He said he couldn't because he was in class. Which he was but I sit there thinking if he wasn't in class I know he would go. Ok anyway I asked him if she asked to get back with him and changed her ways would he get back. He said he would consider and be alone. Wtf do I do? I've made it very clear to him that what he said ripped me. Where do I stand? What should I do? Cause I'm near slicing someone and it ain't her.
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Doesn't sound like he values the relationship much. Might as well end it and move on.
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Dump him because he doesn't value your relationship, and i hope with slicing someone you mean your boyfriend and not yourself.
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>>713934398
You should know the rules before posting here...Tits or gtfo bitch
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show us your tits thatl lern em
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You're asking others to make decisions for you, make your own decisions or you are definitely worth leaving.
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>>713934398
Fuck that nigga, get someone who doesn't make you second guess your relationship. I'd dump his bitch ass
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He said it would be impossible for her to do that, also when I would ask him to remove her and refrain contact with her he said that if she ever posed a threat he would but it would be nonsense to do it for no reason. Piece of shit no?
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>>713934858
>>713934757
>>713934549
whiteknights detected
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>>713934398
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>>713934398
You should get back at him by posting your tits with a timestamp. It's the rules anyhow.
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You want to see my pectorals?
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>>713935051
>>713935015
>>713934828
>2016
>still asking for tits and timestamp
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>>713934398
He's leaving you because you smoke too much pot and you're getting fat.
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>>713935269
>detected
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Her
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Me
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>>713934398
this isnt facebook

tits+timestamp or gtfo
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>>713935757
she doesn't look that good, but really need to see you for basis of comparison..
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>>713935821
Shows us your tits nigress
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>>713935821

is your bf black?
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>>713935821
niggggger nigger nigger
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>>713935821
ew why are you cosplaying like an autist, no wonder he's cheating.
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>>713934398
get a boyfriend who respects you and isn't a selfish cunt, he's clearly a very selfish little boy and he doesn't deserve your attention or love if even for a moment he considers getting back with an ex.

dump that loser and find yourself someone better.
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>>713935887
I think she looks great, very cute, tumblr style gurl. Op looks a bit to ghetto for me.
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>>713936087
You know she's not gonna fuck you right anon?
I mean even ignoring the fact that this is /b/ I can literally feel the beta waves surging from your body, into the internet, out of my monitor, and into my pineal gland.
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>>713936087
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>>713936231
Am i asking to get fucked by some random skank? No, i'm simply stating the obvious that her bf is a loser.

fucking moronic child.
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>>713936269
You've never even touched a vagina.
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>>713936313
I know I know, she's an attention whore and a slut becaue she didn't immediately fuck you for being nice. It's gonna be ok bro.
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>>713936231
funny how your begging her to show tits and this anon gives her some solid advice and you think he's beggin for puss.
you're an autistic virgin, go kill yourself,
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Sage.
>>713934398
Tits or gtfo, faggot.
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>>713935269
>dumbass not knowing basic rules of the site in 2016
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>>713935757
>>713935821
That isn't even close... if somebody rolls trips I will post a picture of her and of me. I am not that ugly.

>>713936087
This is the kind of advice I'm afraid to be looking for... he's such a great guy, but there's times where I just don't know what to do.
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>>713936393
There are rules in place, I did not write these rules I merely obey them blindly.
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>>713936124
i just don't like her faggot haircut. but to be fair i posted that before i saw OP's pic
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>>713936404
>>713936448
>am I oldfag now lol tits or gtfo look I'm troll lol
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>>713936393
>>713936313
>>713936231
samefag, kill yourself you dumb cunt
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We need tits....
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>>713936466
I made a rule here that says you should swallow some magnets.
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Sage, no tits or timestamp.
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Titayz nao
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>>713936404
>>713936448
>>713936513
samefag lol
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>>713934828
>>713934836
>>713935015
>>713935051
>>713935879
>>713935894
>>713936404
He or she never specified there gender could be a dude, that's why the rule is in place, there are no grills on the internet. I hate to say it but tits or HTTP does not apply hear.
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>>713936507
>newfag caring this much how long we have been on this site.
>still no tits or timestamp.
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Fine. Here they are
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>>713936449
if you're not willing to show us what we're working with, fuck off. your boyfriend has a dick, and it sounds like it has already made its choice. get over it.
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>>713934398
lmao bitch you loser
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As your God I command tits!!!
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>>713936616
Lol you're the one that cares too much about something
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>>713934398
Bitch read some fucking ancient greek philosophy. Its painful how trivial your thought patterns are.
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>>713936611
If they are a faggot, post balls, if a /b/itch, post tits, timestamp dor both, this faggot wants to see your 2 inch cock.
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>>713936611
Are you retarded
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>>713936697
You want to see who's two incher?
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>>713935269
>CURRENT YEAR

fuck you
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>>713936626
Oh my god those are amazing
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>>713936660
Yeah, we like our few rules, they keep this place nice and level, like my uncle Chester.
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Tits+timestamp...
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>>713936742
>>713936697
the rules are the rules

balls/tits and timestamp or gtfo
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>>713936771
>/b/
>nice and level
I see you spend some time in those trap threads that seem to be all the rage nowadays
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>>713936828
no u
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Just give tits and stamp plz
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>>713936626
what was the picture
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>>713936868
Roll
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>>713936742
Op's cock, dumbass.
If OP is a dude, post balls; I like big juicy nuts, because I'm a bifag here.
If OP is a chick, post tits; tits are nice.
Everyone wins.
Except OP, because fuck this OP and their stupidity.
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>>713935269
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>>713936914
What do you fear, anon?
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>>713936829
Chester loved to play "flute" with his shotgun, for all of a minute.
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Big ass tiddys and timestamp plox
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>>713936697
Never heard of the balls thing, if this a amendment to the rules then I apologize, carry on
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>>713936974
oh.
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>>713936886
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>>713936957
No tits or timestamp, or balls, poor unseen balls.
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Gimme tittie and timestampz
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>>713937019
You're going to have a terrible time here then.
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Fuck.
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>>713937080
Oh wow that's really pretty dude
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I think OP abandoned thread. Op if you are still here tits+time stamp
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Shit.
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he's just not that into you hun

giz dem titties
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God damn it.
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>>713936868
yeah, this.
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>>713937139
Daaaang I came here for tits and ended up saving 2 awesome looking thingys
Ty sir
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I feel like the best way to handle a situation like this is to talk to him. Ask him if you can speak in person so he can take a picture of your tits with a time stamp. It's really the only way.
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Show me your tits
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>>713937193
Dawg keep comin!!!
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>>713937236
kek
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Did we ever get tits or do I have to demand?
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WHERE ART THOU TITS BITCH!?
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>>713934398
Dump him immediately.
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>>713936611
It's all bullshit anyway, but OP did say that their boyfriend's ex is female, leading us to assume that this is a conventional cis relationship. More evidence that OP is female is the wording and the self absorbed subject of the original post.

Odds are its all fiction, successful troll
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OP sucks, here's a nice pair
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>>713934549
This
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>>713934398
Yahoo answers faggot

Sage
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>>713934828
Grow up. There is nothing about you that would compell others to do your bidding as you like to pretend there is.
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Op is about as gay as I am, pic of us together.
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>>713934398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo
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>>713937308
I'm with you anon, these are the tits.
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>>713934914
Lose him.
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>>713937193
Fuck op, keep these coming.
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>>713937654
>"Grow up"
>4chan
>fucking kek
Try reading the rules before posting, bitch.
Your cunt gets you less than nothing in this place.
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>>713934923
Edgy faggot detected.
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>>713937799
Newfag detected.
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>>713935427
Edgy faggot detected.
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>>713937770
Oh, uh thanks! Bad news though, sorta ran out.
Sorreh mate. Gonna go back to jacking off now.
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>>713937799
>>713937868
Samefag
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>>713934923
>asks for advice
>people give advice
>hurr wow white knights wow REMEMBAR OLD BEE hurr
fuck you you fucking fuck
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Fuck a big black nigger in his bed make pics and send them to him
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Something useful for you faggots before the thread is consumed by bickering and OP's continued failure to understand simple rules, and other general faggotry.
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>>713935821
now i see why your bf is so easily persuaded to leave kek
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>>713937971
I bet you can't remember old /b/ you filthy genital.
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>>713936231
You have no grip on reality. You're the fuckng beta here. Armchair alpha, talking shit when irl you sit alone in the cafeteria, or with your other sexless, girlfriendless buddies, talking about dubs and xbox, and how much you know about women, when all you know is coming all over your stomach. Faggot.
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>>713938076
i bet i can and you cant you fucking newfag
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Well hey I haven't really read the thread besides your first post OP, but here's what it sounds like from me.

So coming from a guy that is still crazy in love with my ex, who also still loves me (we broke up on weird terms), it's very very hard to fully attatch to anyone else due to that burning love you have for another person. So many people do this. Seriously, how many times could you count where a friend of yours got into a relationship right after being dumped? Now I am only assuming here from what you put, but it sounds like he possibly used you as a replacement.

This is a very, very shit thing to do to someone. He holds her above you, and should never have dated until he was able to hold another girl (I.e you) higher than his ex, but humans are weak and tend to take the easy way, which just so happens to include dating you as a fill in. Which I can totally understand sucks and hurts like a bitch. Which is why I have chosen not to give my feelings to anyone else for a while until me and my girlfriend either reconnect or I have gotten over her enough to not hold another girl in her light.

This is a lot of speculation I'm doing, but it's the best I got for now.

All in all what he did to you was horrid and I hope you find someone who treats you like the number 1 in their world, and not a replacement.
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>>713936448
Dumbass for following some neckbeard code, unenforceable by said neckbeards, desperate for new jacking material. You and your kind are lifeless faggots.
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Desu?
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>>713938153
>arguing whos been on 4chan longer
Thats like arguing about whos sucked more cock than the other
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>>713938125
>implying I'm not in a hottub made of women with a bunch of naked women in the hottub made of naked women and the water is jizz instead of water in the hot tub
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>>713938253
Kill youself fag no one is gonna read that essay
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Tits and timestamp!!!
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>>713938153
I'm sure you do anon!
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>>713938292
>on this site
>calling us neckbeards
Dude, mirror, go look in one, kek.
If you hate this place so much, piss the mods off and know the peace of the Banned.
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>>713934398
where yo tits at bitch?
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TITS OR GTFO
Faggots ignoring simple fucking posting instructions
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>>713937654
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>>713937785
Kind of what you are getting IRL, right? Faggot. Go put a gun in your mouth.
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>>713938305
Couldn't say it any better anon.
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---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
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>>713937858
Nah, just someone who has a life outside of this shit, unlike you.
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>>713938567
Aww, touched a nerve did we?
Besides, its not time for me to switch from cocksucking to gun-gobbling yet, thats at noon.
Faggot.
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>>713938357
If that post was intended for you, then it would have included more use of the word "faggot" and "cum guzzling cuck".

Too bad I didn't throw in some gay cuck imagery in there either or maybe you would have read it you lonely fuck.

Jesus not sure why this thread turned into a bait war but whatever might as well join
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>>713937933
Yup. Same response to two separate posts. Good work Holmes, you've solved the case!
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>>713935757
Her eyes screen souless bitch, her hair and top scream shit and bpring in bed. Fuck your bf in the ass and show him whos got the bigger balls in your relationship.
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>>713938641
Ouch? I'm so hurt anon.
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Fuck it, tits and balls and furry to piss everyone off, fuck everyone.
=D
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>>713938801
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>>713938696
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>>713936393
new and same, both faggots
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>>713938707
I'm just not satisfied yet Watson.
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>>713938888
UNCHECKED QUADS
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>>713938888
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>>713934398
tits now.
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>>713934398
get your shit together woman
you've escalated this shit because of your own insecurities
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>>713934398

>>713934549
>>713934757
this
drop him like a hot potato
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>>713939107
Amen faggot amen
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---RULES OF /b/---
(Specifically 30. and 31. in this thread)

Newfags....

If a "femanon" is using her gender to get attention then rule 31 applies. Using gender as an attention seeking method is fine as long as she follows rule 31 BUT until then she should be ignored. Tits or gtfo.

First off, verify that you are in fact talking to a girlo (R.30).

1. Ask for a TIMESTAMP or a very specific request (eg. "draw a big circle and a smaller circle inside that big one on your hand and take a picture of it")

2. Verify the timestamp is real. Look at it. Are any of the characters the same (copy/paste). Does the ink look genuine? (or drawn on in photoshop).

3. Check the filename. Always check the filename. Any picture from 4chan has a easily recognizable filename (easy to change but people forget). Are the pictures all of the same filename type?

Everybody should be doing this for attention-seeking females (or more likely attention seeking males posing as females). Are you jerking it to a cute f 18yo OR are you jerking it to a m 48yo?

I'm going to post some examples below of where I've trolled 100+ people at a time and MADE A MISTAKE or got away with it because people weren't asking the right questions.

It's not even about being a newfag/oldfag at this point. It's about not being retarded.

30. There are no girls on the internet.

31. Tits or gtfo - the choice is yours.
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This thread is so autistic that me my dog and my computer are now autists. Thanks faggots.
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>>713938665
>posts
You could only touch a nerve if you were anything of any signifigance, any meaning, any value. But you are not, so...
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>>713934398
He hasn't done anything. You're making an issue where there isnt one because you love drama.
I feel like you're one of these vapid heavily makeup bitches who just needs to complain.

Dont start shit, go suck him off out of the blue and enjoy your relationship
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>>713938216
Ok this is all true except one thing:
why would you get a VPN which Servers are located in NSA-land (USA)?
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