Inb4 "tits" which I'm sure 90% of you will ignore,

How hot is he?

Cont...

>>713924345

> Tells me the story. It was something stupid, wasn't even sleeping with anyone under age.
> Lawyer gets him off, 10+ years probation.
> Can't go anywhere with minors during that time either.
> Look it up, story was true. Every detail.
> Okaywhatever.png
> Tell him it's alright, I'll keep his secret, I don't think any less of him.
> Start being there for him whenever he needs to vent.
> Texted him through thanksgiving cause he was alone.
> Lives an hour from my hometown
> One day we get in a petty argument, he threatens my job.
> Lasts an hour, he apologizes.
> Might I add, our boss is gorgeous.
> Blonde hair, great body, divorced with 3 kids.
> Always jokes around the work place that they're together.
> Told me they "flirt" but wasn't serious.

>>713924911
Sounds like a loser u retard

is there a point to this thread

wrong dude, keep looking

>>713925170
I don't think so anon.

"friendzone isnt real but im in the friendzone"

>>713924911

> So the night of the fight, we get to talkin about deep shit.
> He goes on about how he likes our boss, thought "everybody knew"
> After some talking, a few hours later he straight up says "anon, be real with me, are you into me? I don't care either way. Just be honest."
> motherfucker.jpeg
> "yeah"
> Goes on about how he would be stupid to not be into me.
> What about our boss?
> Dude types a whole thing about how "you don't know what it's like in my head when I think about her"
> thatwasgaybutokay
> Goes to bed
> Ever since that night, he started getting distant.
> Slowly at first, then starts to drop back.
> Well fuck you too, I'll drop back as well.
> Don't talk much, I'm short with him.
(Cont.)

>>713924911

he's not equipped to handle big boy situations. fuck him or don't, but stop caring

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Welp that was a boring read, what's your point femnon? That even men can be using cunts just like women?

>>713924345
are you a slave for big black cocks?

forget abt the faggot and move on with ur life

>>713925439
Is everyone gay in this story?

>>713924345
>be flaming closet homosexual boss for some place. blond hair, gorgeous, great body, divorced with 3 kids
>stunning shemale employee strikes me one day
>do want.exe
>come off as a self harming middle aged strong alpha male to get the shemale to fall for me
>dont think shes buying it
advice?

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>>713925726
die :)

this is fuckign retardaed

>>713924345
>>713924911
He's older than you, isn't he?

>>713924345
I'm someone most people would consider "hot." 4chan is a secret I've kept from everyone but my wife since I discovered it years ago. With all that said, I would never give any female the time of day if she used this site or any verbiage which would lead me to believe that she is part of any anonymous online community as you do. My point: I do not believe that you or the guy you are telling us about are conventionally attractive in even the most liberal application of the term.

There is only one way I know of to straighten this out. Tits.

If you were in front of me now yeah Id ring your fucking neck

>>713926369
>browse 4chan
>have wife
>all 4chan users are so ugly they can't possibly hook up and knock boots

Well, you a bloody moron, and I bet you get upset over bananas.

>>713925439
Welcome to the friendzone where you're basically the emotional tampon for the other person while getting just enough of a bone to keep you interested and hopeful. Sucks doesn't it?

>>713926369
post wife's cunt with timestamp faggot

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>>713924345
>>713925439
femnon, your boring the dog shit outta me, what's your logic here?

Are you trying to catch the dick? or are you just upset you didn't cut this guy off before he cut you off?

either way the whole situation sounds stupid. I would normally reply with a meme, but because you're wasting our time, im posting tits. You should be ashamed.

>>713926704
There is no logic, it's just some semi-SJW trying to have a few laffs by making people beg for tits.

I have no friends

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>>713926823
you know what fuck OP, this is a nudes thread now

>>713926511
Assuming you're the cunty OP, nothing I said is inaccurate. You are most likely a landwhale. Well-adjusted attractive females do not browse 4chan. I'm only asking you to prove your claim.

And actually yes, most 4chan users are that ugly, or weird. Not saying I'm a higher quality person than these idiots, i just know who im rubbing elbows with and I'm fine with it.

Now stfu and tits or gtfo.

Cool fucking story bro.

>>713927251
I'm not OP, and I'm not ugly. I am weird.
My point is, though, that you are a 4chan poster and you are in a position where you might possibly breed.

OP, no matter how ugly, fucked up or stupid, is also potentially in a position to breed.

So, you'd best shut the fuck up or post a timestamped picture of your wife's pooper with a sharpie in it if you want to be taken seriously.

>>713924345

>>713925439

> Once I get short with him, he runs to my best friend and pleads with her to know what he's done wrong.
> Bestfriend is blunt af. "T, do you like anon or no?"
> Gives another vague answer, much like right after I reminded him of our boss.
> Best friend asks about the boss.
> "Honestly I don't know, I think we're both unsure."

Basically if I stick around he wants nothing to do with me, but if I back off he starts to get really clingy and weird. I don't know if I'm friendzoned or not. I don't get this dude.

Not sure what I should do, don't want issues in the work place.

Best friend thinks he might be trying to keep tabs on me for an option, but really wants my boss. I'm not sure if she even knows about his charges or if he only told me.

Normally don't care but it's actually both hurting and pissing me the fuck off that I have no idea what's going on. I don't think the boss is serious about him like that, but who knows. I can't ask her, it would be hella suspicious.

Don't know how I should act or how to handle any of this shit, it's new to me

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>>713927251
Yep.

Don't see your point, though.

Sorry, got banned for a bit.

>>713927188
Fine by me

>>713926315
Nah, I'm 3 months older lol.

>>713925726
This is 4chan, tits or gtfo
Fucking moron.
Sage.

>>713925456
I fully intend on fucking him, he's just so damn dramatic.

If I wanted they shit, I'd fuck a girl.

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>>713926669
It's 4am and I'm taking my morning shit before I go into the office, but I'll give you a goos faith pic. Not waking her up for a time-stamped one though. Side note while attempting to attach: fucking size limit is making this more trouble than it's worth.

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>>713927670
OP its simple, fall off, he gets clingy, fuck that guy, hes clearly beta and needs attention, best to rip off that bandage. You don't need that weighing you down.

Remember we all die alone. Also fuck you, you could've summarized everything with that last post.

Also here are some tits for the rest of the fags

>>713927670
Clearly, you have shit taste in guys. If you didn't want work place issues, you should have stayed the fuck away from it.

Dude is an asshole, and is either trying to string you along as a backup or use the potential of a romance with you as something to motivate your boss into banging him. Either way, he's being a manipulative cunt.

If you continue along a path where you are anything more than just this guy's friendly co-worker, you are asking for nothing but trouble.

What exactly do you like about him? Think about him aside from his looks. How does he treat you? How does he treat others? What does that honestly tell you about what he's like?

>>713924345
oh piss off with your bullshit bleeding cunt problems

>>713928265
Tits scream 20, face screams 12.

>>713927670
Fuck knows what he's doing but you seem like a really annoying cunt.

Maybe h got close enough to realize that he can only deal with you in short stints.

>>713928297

Dude I'm not even all for looks. Yeah, his looks interested me at first but I won't stay interested on that alone.

Honestly, he's a good guy. And back before I made this stupid mistake of not lying to his fucking face, he was good company.

Funny, smart, we're into the same stupid shit. He was a dude I felt terrible for. The next 10 years of his life is fucked, so I grew attached.

But holy shit, the goddamn drama is ridiculous. I don't want him to kill himself. Which is funny cause normally I don't give a fuck, and I'm all he has. I'm the only one who knows, from my understanding.

He can't go to family dinners or anything without a sponsor. His life is shit, and I'm trying to be the "good friend" but honestly, I'm annoyed.

Not even sure if I have the right to be, but I am.

>>713927640
Different rules apply to bitches on this site and you should know this. Fuck off with your faggoty white knightey ways. What I said is valid and I stand behind it. Telling us he is a "hot guy" and "sent pics, nbd" was intended to hint that she was hot, so as to facilitate more helpful responses to her ridiculous problem. Some of us fall for it, like you, and some of us don't.

>>713928668
That doesn't explain why he runs to my girl and cries when I don't talk to him.

>>713927670
just keep him as a friend at best. his behavior is kind of strange. Maybe he likes you, but not enough to make it worth your time to start a genuine relationship.

>>713928781
Why can't you just do your job without shitting where you eat?

Fukn women, i swear.

>>713924345
this is pretty simple really. Post a pic of yourself and we'll tell you if he's interested or being friendly

>>713929173
Already did. Not my fault you missed it.

>>713928781
Goddamnit we aren't doing a fucking wine tasting as your girlfriend's house OP. Why are you rambling about all this shit? Is there even a question here? What is the point of this thread? If you wanted attention you could have just posted a couple of tit pics.

>>713929239
Cop out pic OP. A grainy screenshot that shows that you have hair isn't good enough. Stop being retarded.

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>>713928781
>>713928910


Once again, this guy is shit, you literally give me cancer:
" He was a dude I felt terrible for. The next 10 years of his life is fucked, so I grew attached.
But holy shit, the goddamn drama is ridiculous. I don't want him to kill himself"

Why pray tell would you stick around for someone you feel sorry for, just do your thing and leave.

>>713928781
sorry, but at this point you are his emotional wall, his backup. you aren't friendzoned, but you've been baited into a relationship and he fully understands that you love him, but he doesn't love you.

he probably back and forths so hard because he pities the situation because he needs you, but not in the way you want him

t. another femanon who attracts these types of people all the FUCKING time

>>713929173
Also: I know it was long, let me state again, he straight up said he was interested.

Begged me to hang out with him, never went. If I bring up another dude, he goes on about how the dude "seems like a player and shit to sway me from him.

He told me he would be insane not to be into me. Until right after that I said "what about your thing with 'the boss'?"

That's when he was like "well shut up I don't know" and started acting weird af.

It's annoying that I either have to put up with him, or have him bitching that he doesn't get enough attention when I only talk to him about work. Dude is weird.

>>713927670
There is nothing good that can come out from dating a registered sex offender. Whatever excuse comes to mind and nomatter how apologetic he may sound that kind of people never change and are fucking sick, twisted and manipulative. Take an hint anon, never text him again and try other guys, its for your own good.

>>713929239
If you have the orange hair hes just being friendly.

He may want a fuck but nobody wants to be actually with the chicks with issues.

>>713929239
Why do you dumb tricks always hesitate to follow the rules? Post a real, unblurred pic with a couple quick pencil edits in mspaint to clear up the metadata a bit, and done. Assuming it's real, the thread rolls on and we can get down to whatever boring female business you'd like to discuss. Just so happens that what you look like is required not only because it's customary here, but also because it's topical.

>>713929540
He's not registered, he got 10 years probation and sex counseling once a week.

But I mean I see what you're saying.

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>>713929477
And so you are just going to be a sucker. Well, go pop out another fat retard baby after he sympathy fucks your sorry ass. Dude is a manipulative asshole, and you are a bloody fucking moron. Go become a dyke.

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op is faggot

>>713929565
Haha, true. But I'm not the sex offender who threatens to kill myself everyday.

>>713929960
You just seem to be attracted to sex offenders who threaten to kill themselves every day. You are an idiot.

>>713929704
>I fully intend to fuck him.
/thread

If that's the plan, then when why are you bothering with all this other bullshit op? Why do you care about the rest of his baggage? Are you emotionally attached or aren't you? You're going back and forth on this.

And that, gents, is why women are so excruciatingly boring. Simply put, the shit they care about and find exciting is inane, bland, and childish. This is what they consider heart-wrenching drama.

>>713929960
Thats right. Hes a dick.
And youre attracted to dicks because why? Your daddy or something?
Be normal and shit gets easier.

>>713930079
Lol

>>713930117
This

>>713930121
>Be normal and shit gets easier.

As if everyone gets a choice.

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>>713929260
You are fucking ridiculous.

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>>713930117
I told you faggots to makes this a nudes thread but nooooooooooooo

>>713930245
Wait, is that op? Holy fuck you're... well, average would be the way to put it. A single glance kind of bitch.

If its not op, you're still boring as fuck, op. Go shlick to Justin Bieber or something.

>>713925170
Is there any real point to anything?

>>713930211
Why does your hair scream for attention? You have a choice, you choose to be the crazy chick that goes bunny boiler after being dicked.

Just be normal

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>>713930322
ok, ok, keep your panties on faggot.

>>713929403
This one speaks the truth. You've been willing to support and accommodate his needs without getting the same sort of support and validation in return. It's pretty clear to him that this is at least partly because you're into him. Why would he let you get away when he needs you?

>>713929477
I totally believe that he IS interested in you...at least, in his head. But people like him tend to have the feelings that are convenient for meeting their needs. Walking the walk is more work than he'll be willing to do.

Drop him.

>>713930117
Heart wrenching drama? No.

Wondering why guys do this stupid shit and then bitch about females on this site? Yes.

Questions: Why the fuck is he acting retarded and should I let crazy even stick it's dick in me at this point? And how, pray tell, do I get him off my add at work when I don't want to talk to him?

>>713924345
you obviously don't understand what the friend zone is.

their is NOT a obligation to date, nor fuck someone, the friend zone is not related to just dating or sex, it's a simpler thing.

the friend zone is where one is placed when THEY would LIKE to have a dating, or sexual relationship with their friend, but the friend in question is NOT looking to escalate things beyond friend ship.

the friend zone is not a bad thing...per se, nor is it a good thing...per se it..just is.

>>713930245
You're not ugly OP. Not from what I can see. Definitely not well adjusted though. Basing that on the eye makeup and the graphic on the hoodie. You're making progress here. Please post a clearer picture

>>713930440
I keked

>>713924345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>713930490
>Bunny boiler after being dicked
Fuckin kek

>>713930566

THANK FUCK was that so hard?
Makes sense.

Along with "I want you, but I want this bitch first, and in the mean time, you're not allowed to touch anyone.

>>713930628
Not even wearing eye makeup, that's shitty camera and shitty lighting.

However, I never claimed to not be ugly so that point is moot.

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>>713930579
you're killing us OP, we're all saying drop him,

as for fucking him that's on you, I personally wouldn't fuck a needy emotional beta I work with. but whatever floats your boat.

>>713930711
>gets advice from people who don't claim to be female
>ignores it
>gets same advice from someone claiming to be female
>praises it

Are you attempting to fuel misogyny? You're doing a pretty good job.

>>713924911
>Tells me the story. It was something stupid
i wont ask for tits but don't leave it there nigger. what did he do?

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>>713930579
Welcome to a day in the life of a man. Now git out.

>>713930490
I didn't fuck him (yet) I've tried several times to back off, but sure we'll pretend that makes sense.

>>713930827
A hot guy would not fuck around with an ugly chick.

>>713924345
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

ye sure blablabla... ooooh before you tell me blablablabla...

ye sure, i mean you can pretend to be a girl on 4chan if thats what you want,,

i mean half of my class in school [i mean the girls] were browsing 4chan on a daily basis ESPECIALLY /b/,, ye i get ya.. i would come here too, to these faggy virgins

ITT: lots of bored men who are so bored that they continue following the thread to proclaim how bored they are.

> "This story is boring"
> I don't relate to this story because I'm not a woman
> All of your emotions are stupid because you're a woman

Please grow up and if you're bored just do something else.

>>713930869
He went skinnydipping with a bunch of friends. Two girls were there, 16 & 17. One of the moms called the cops.

He got endangering a minor and public exposure.

You are a cringe worthy cunt lord and everyone you work with and the guy are Faggots, you are all acting like 12 year old with your first crush, grow the fuck up you parasites.

Circle yes if you like me and no if you want to hurt me.

>>713930987
Please, its saturday morning, the Euros among us are nursing a hangover. Entertain us, bitch.

>>713930923
I have a theory OP. My theory is you are the one that's been friendzoned and you're trying to find a way out.

>>713930867
I was the one being quoted, and I'm a dude. Shit's not even relevant in this case, all of this manipulative relationship shit goes both ways anyway. Please relax your gender baiting.

>>713930957
OP is this guy
>>713930379

>>713930867
I thought only the first was a female. I figured that one was a dude.

The point was, everyone else was a) missing parts of the story. Or b) convinced it had something to do with my looks.

Which it doesn't, I sent him nudes first anyhow. He continued the sexual aspect after that. And begged me to hang out with him.

>>713931139
I said that I FELT....good lord.

You're not required to read it, but you also give sstupid comments if you don't.

>>713931169
Back to Tumblr faggot

>>713925726
KYS

>>713930987
Yes, but the men of /b/ are also crazy.

I figured crazy could relate to crazy.

>>713931324
Wat

>>713931453
> I've never been friendzoned but shit, I feel like that's the case.

No where was it claimed she friendzoned him you retard.

>>713931324
My mistake. I'll grant you that one OP. This thread has been going on so long and I'm so hammered that I was remembering it wrong. Continue.

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Tits

>>713931603
Meh, at this point I'm just gonna ignore him and let him freak out.

At the same time I still kinda wanna fuck him. Which I know he'd do, but not sure it's worth it at this point.

>>713924345
you are boring as fuck

>>713932029
Fuck him, quit your job.
/thread

noo>>713932644

If you do you just become even more retarded.

OP its time to return to reality... go play steam or something,,

or get a weekend job, so you wont have time to pretend you are a girl on image boards.

>>713924345
OP boring, gay, retarded. What is this fucking shit?
Tits or GTFO

>>713924345
>I still don't, no one is obligated to date or fuck you because they're nice to you.

the"friend zone" isn't about feeling obligated despite what your retarded friends at tumblr said, its the realization that despite making an emotional connection with someone you can't make a romantic one.
I'm sure you will find this out once you realize you mean significantly less to this hot topic neanderthal than a discount used goods barbie, you are low hanging fruit he doesn't want you as much as the idea that he can have you.

>>713934551
Someone's been friendzoned a lot.

>>713934551
well ye, i pretend this post has any real value and respond to OP as well,

about that FRIENDZONE... well its not really a thing either,, its just some made up concept, you dont even have to believe in it, it wont matter

you still wont get together with a girl with who you dont like each other like that, you want to call this friendzone? then call it? wont make a single fucking difference... but neither the rest of your post.. to be honest i believe its a retarded shit thing, cause it gives idiotic concepts to idiot ppl about how a relationship works,,, but i guess they would be retarded either way,,, however, im not sure

its simply i liked someone, but he/she didnt,, what a great story.. still a shitier love story than twillight

>>713934874
This post is still a thing?

Anyway, OP here. That's my point.

Yeah, it hurts that you like someone and they don't like you back.

But "friendzone" is just plain retarded. At least the current definition as to what it morphed into.

People act like because you're nice to someone that they're obligated to fuck and/or date them, and if they don't, they're the asshole.

Friendzone is a stupid fucking concept. But having feelings for someone who doesn't reciprocate them sucks, and I understand that.