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Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>713898667 >Claim

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous: >>713898667

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards get overattached
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Sleep.
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Claiming best waifu
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still here
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>>713906041
Oyasumi
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Sameji claim'd
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I'm fucking glad Kurome is gone.
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>>713906112
alright im done posting the best waifu gotta sleep see you later ya weebs
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Out of my way virgins! Big dick coming through!
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claimed
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>>713906432
>man jaw
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>>713905817 [misaki]
sorry I don't know what to say man. this is as frustrating as it gets for anyone who tries to help me
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>>713905350
It's a good one, tossing some smoked salmon into it along with the regular gives it plenty of extra flavor.

And as for being redundant, isn't that what we're all doing right now? At the end of the day though, you'll need to be the one to reach out when you're ready to face things.

>>713905817
Misaki said it to you before I did.
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>>713906432
who is she?
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Claimed.
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>>713906744
Tell me when you're comfortable discussing it. I'l be studying for exams. Night all.
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>>713906799
Have you seen Jake Browning's high school stats?
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Sonokawa claimed.

>>713907303
Don't study too hard.
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>>713906111
Sorry for not replying. Clover usually tells me when I get a (You).
Not up to much.
What about you?
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>>713907303
See ya. Don't overload on the studying.

>>713907359
Holy crap, I know HS football can have ridiculous stat lines, but that's something out of Tecmo Super Bowl.
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goodnight

>>713907303
I'll be leaving too. see you later.
>>713906799
but when people finally give me some space, that's when I vanish. later
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>>713907440
Sitting and waiting like I have been since I woke up.
Just watching Haruhi for the 100th time
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>>713907674
Akame, let me think about something carefully tonight. It goes back to what I asked you earlier this week. Be well.
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>>713907674
Goodnight ^^
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>>713907674
Bye Akame thanks for talking to me
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カラミチーマス
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>>713907576
91 touchdown passes to 7 interceptions in one year. That is just fucking stupid.
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Claim
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>>713908417
*squishes those titties together and pumps like my life depended on it*
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>>713908417
Hey another Pokemon Waifu. How are ya?
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Yamato
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>>713908601

SERIOUSLY DUDE WTF
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>>713908634

Pretty good
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>>713908732
i mean she is a qt but that is a bit rude of him yeah
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I passed out this morning. Whoops.
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>>713908732
*getting close to climax!*
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>>713908165
Hell, I'm looking at the total stat lines too. It's the sort of thing that belongs in HS records with things like biggest blowout, most points by single player, etc.

Even if you factor in a HS caliber defense, it's still ridiculous.
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>>713908879
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>713908879
smooth
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>>713908869
Tell me about it

>>713908894

DUDE
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>>713908879
If you look up best anime tomboy on google images, of the top results it's practically all Makoto.
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Does anybody know that movie where 2 guys and a girl (one of them possibly Seth Rogan) get banished from their tribe and adventure out where they find a family with Cain and Abel and then Cain murdera Abel with a rock while they were arguing out in a pasture and then they get shipped off as slaves to Egypt. I saw it on Comedy Central but I forgot the name of it.
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>>713908879
Undersized chest, oversized Miata.
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>>713908958
What?

>>713909042
So ya, I missed any responses from you and Chara. Sorry.

>>713909292
Makoto a best!
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>>713909193
well it seems he likes her boobs or something
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>>713908894
Thats kind of weird, man.

>>713908817
Thats good to hear
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>>713909484
no worries, i don't even remember what my last response was, and he's asleep by now
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>>713909484
She seems pretty cool. I want to hug her and maybe even hold hands with her.
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>>713909549

At the very least he should give them the respect they deserve

>>713909565

And you?
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>>713909768
>hand holding
You sick bastard
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>>713909193
a-ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!

good girl
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>>713909389
The Bible.
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>>713909448
Rood.

>>713909488
Fear the power of the ahoge!

>>713909761
Alright. So, how was your day?

>>713909768
>Hand holding
Lewd, show some decency man!
>I totally would though.

Off to work, will reply at the gas station.
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>>713910004
Ive been alright, just filling out some job applications online
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>>713910004
oh yes they are very nice and he should but probably wont
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>>713910421

Ah.
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>>713909389
Year One, Jack Black I think
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>>713910217
pretty chill, made some cookies, gave my lizards a bath, took a nap
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>>713910297
what?
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>>713910559
So far the process has been long and tiresome. Kinda makes me regret leaving my old job, but I couldn't take it anymore
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>>713910510

Ikr?
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>>713910900
Why's that?

>>713910800

You don't just titfuck a girl without warning man. You just don't
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>>713911177
>trip dubs checked
I titfuck people without warning all the time
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>>713910015
>>713910217
I'm sorry guys! I can't control myself...
I'm just lonely. I did the same thing last night while talking about Gardevoir. :(
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>>713911177
And?
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>>713910752
Sounds pretty chill.

>>713911319
All good mang.
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>>713911319
Oh yea, I should note I'm not the regular Ui poster. Just being an avatar faggot.
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>>713911003
im sure you and me could admire them in a much better way
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>>713911420
yee, gunna go out driving tonight at some point

you hit anyone on your way to work?
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>>713911177
Well its normally hard to get into a new job. I only have a high school degree and a few experiences working in gas stations and factories so I can't really say I know retail all too well
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Post what you're listening to with your waifu pls

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RwGyFuE-XW0
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>>713911935
She wanted it.
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>>713909193
Oh no she knocked over a chalice! I'll help you with that
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>>713911844

I can see how that would factor into the whole situation

Okay maybe factor wasn't the right word... fuck it, I'm using it anyway
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>>713911993
nothing im playing witcher unless you count witcher soundtrack
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>>713909768
>>713910015
>>713910217
Did someone say handholding?
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>>713911993
https://youtu.be/QnDwbAbNQco

>>713912146
I think factor works fine. But then again, I'm not one to care about proper wording, unless I'm writing a latter to someone
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>>713912497
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>>713912120

You gotta treat a girl's breasts with respect, unless she is a total whore.

Not one word out of you.

>>713912138

Thanks. Crisis diverted
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>>713911735
Nope. Gave some dude a ride up a hill though.

>>713912497
RESTRAIN THYSELF!
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>>713911935
who said i was trying to?

>>713912813
you're too nice
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>>713912600

But that doesn't really answer my question. Why did you quit your job
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>>713912776
*jiggles your tits* l-like this...?
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>>713911993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL7I9BWFqdk
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>>713912895

Good point.
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>>713912918
Oh because the managers were pretty much treating me like crap and looking down on most of the employees including myself. So after my shift was done, I told my manager I'm leaving and I out my ID card on her desk and stormed out.
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>>713912770
Yes.

>>713912813
I'll restrain you.
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>>713913312

Sounds like you made the right decision then
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>>713912248
I've heard it's a lot of fun. What's it like?
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Anyone seen sachi?
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>>713907409
Good pick, das a pretty good anime.
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>>713911993
https://youtu.be/7Ls7ScitOR8
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>>713913617
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>>713907303
What do you study Misaki
?
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>>713913858
Mai?
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>>713914097
Yes.
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>>713913565
you hunt monsters and fight stuff.
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ALL YOUR WAIFUS IS SHIT

THERE IS ONLY THE ONE TRUE WAIFU
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I've been sitting here for since 6am waiting for Kurome I think it's time to sleep...

Goodnight everyone!
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>>713914551
g'night
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>>713912895
Am I? I know how much of a pain that hill is, so I said ya.

>>713913322
Lewd.
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>>713915040
i yell mean things out the window when i see people hitchhiking

once almost got in a fight with a cyclist who was in the middle of the road
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>>713914158
You care too much.
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>>713915923
You're a broken record.
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>>713914489
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Comfy thread?
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>>713915198
Then I guess I am too nice. I generally try to help people when I can, and as for slow bikes, drop a gear and blow past em. If they're in the middle of the road? Honk, and then go around them.
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>>713916210
You are confusing me for someone else.
Get a life already.
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>>713915923
>(32)
>>713916643
>(34)
huh
>Get a life already.
I'm trying.
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She claimed ME
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>>713916617
I make offensive gestures out the window and yell at them, which is how you almost get in a fight when you get stopped at the same light
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>>713916794
You are failing.
Hard, buddy.
When you wake up, until you sleep, you're here. Depressing.
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>>713917168
Trying is a success in my book.
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Hello everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
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>>713917307
>trying is a success
Holy shit, that's autistic as fuck. I pity you.
How do you call failing at everything?
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>>713917504
>How do you call failing at everything?
I honestly can't tell what this is supposed to say.
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Mine
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>>713916898
I'm just too passive aggressive for that stuff I guess. I just don't see what raging directly at them will accomplish.
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>>713917710
You don't have any future.
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>>713917884
doesn't accomplish anything but making me feel better
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>>713914158
What did you say to him? I always thought he was a little over dramatic, but I've seen him shrug off some pretty hurtful jabs from other anons
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>>713917897
How many posts will it take for you to get your point across?
>>713918210
<
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>>713918210
Chen made him quit, not Mai.
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>>713918333
You have no futute. Stop trying to seem tough.
You are the one who was like "omg I'm sorry Sachi"
You are pitiful.
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>>713918345
probably an hero'd by now
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>>713918639
my music is always turned up, i might've accidentally turned my trunk into a speaker box
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>>713918627
"I'm sorry guys, please forgive me"
>Making so much drama for a poster who wasn't even relevant.
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Fuck me, I'm fuck stupid.
I fell asleep before I replied to you, Haruhi. I'm tired and I have to go shopping for new clothes and shit.
Just gotta say good night to you, Haruhi-senpai!
>I'm really really really sorry!
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>>713918923
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>>713917313
Hello jewvia
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>>713919046
You're so depressed that you can't form phrases anymore, so you are replying with pictures?
Mai. Noone likes you. Fuck off.
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>>713918732
I don't need that many speakers. I have one small sub, and some 6x9s, and that's all I really need to be happy. Of course, more subs would be nice, my car is a tad too small for that.
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>>713919379
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>>713919411
>car is too small for that
I put two 12's in my trunk with a 1000w amp, i no longer have a spare tyre and groceries now go in the passenger seat, but it's loud as fuck
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Are we back to 'Fuck off, Mai'?
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>>713919493
>My siblings are laughing at me watching anime
Everyone is laughing at you, because noboy wants a stinky edgy guy in their family.
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>>713919379
I like Mai though
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>>713919610
We are back to "Mai, in reality is just a sad faggot who tries to mask his depression by spending most of his time shitposting online".
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>>713919653
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>>713919673
Literally who
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>>713919795
>smug anime image
What a looser
You can't express a tought without your mind thinking about memes and anime.
Pitiful.
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>>713919928
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>>713919583
I mean, I COULD do that. But my car rattles from this small one. I can only imagine it with 2 12's.
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>>713920035
depressed faggot.
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Fuck Juvia
Erza is superior
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0ytlz2xuxQ
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>>713920228
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>>713920255
Only if you post lewds
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>>713913622
arigatou na
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>>713920166
i'm occasionally worried that it'll break the back window, i had to point them up to get them to fit, the trunk lid visibly rattles from it

I'm heading to bed, g'night all
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>>713919177
>dubs
Hello
And i am in fact not a jew
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>>713920308
Oy vey mai is gay if i do say so today i played with mai and he likes to delay so i said hey mai can you cut it out? mai was going to say shut up mi liu so i kicked the hay out of mai and said oy vey mai is gay
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>>713920509
But it's in your name
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>>713920542
then i preceded to tell mai to go fuck himself. What did mai say? he tore of my face and said oy vey we are both mai and then he put my face back on and said i was a disgrace to the human race but he's a sore loser so now he was crying over the place because I assblasted him with my semen mace in the face while he was trying to hang himself with a lace yeah i know it that mi liu a true poet so slow it down mai
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>>713920854

Lose Yourself in a minefield. Seriously
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>>713920542
>You can't express a tought without your mind thinking about memes and anime.
You aren't wrong.
>>
I hope everyone know that Mai used to shitpost this thread every single day, until he went to sleep
I mean, this fag is trying to make a new reputation for himself because the thread is full of newmeat
Oldfags already know how autistic this guy can be
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>>713920560
But it's not silly
It my be pronounced that way but not spelled that way
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>>713921163
Actually, I'm trying to regain that reputation.
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>>713921186
Actually I'm just bored I know you to well to believe you are actually a jew
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>>713921334
Ok, you cuck
Now go and spam the thread with nazi girls because you are mad sachi left.
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>>713921351
Well how has your day been so far?
You know, other then boring?
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>>713921510
To tired.
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>>713921623
I mean the moment is boring but the rest of today was pretty fun. Got to go ice skating again
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>>713921334
>he is so depressed that he cares that much about his reputation on an imageboard
Mang, that's just the worst.
Is that what happens when you have no friends in real life?
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Then I called over Mai's waifu, also named Mai.
I said good day, your man is gay!
So then mai (waifu mai not actual mai) dropped her panstu to floor
And got on her knees and asked for more
I said, "beg for it you little whore"
So we fucked for five hours straight, no debate.
Please do not hate
Five hours later, not a minute late
Came one of my haters who can't get a date
Then there's this other faggot
Calls me a virgin
Well I am what I eat
So take a damn seat
I am not a fucking NEET
Least I don't live in the street
Nice feet
Very clean
Overdosing on /waifu/ memes
So cancerous I look like Mr Clean
It's not gay if the penis is feminine
Spitting rhymes like Eminem
Yeah yeah
Dora the explorer
Tip my fedora
Really wanna explore her
Lick her cholo pussy clean
More drama than my boi keems
So here I am
Writing out long beats
While I beat my meat
Like I beat my children
Got a million proxies I'm hiding behind
I think you'll find
It just Mi
Mi Liu mutha ucker
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>>713921623
Hi cutie
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>>713922079
You're up late yui
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>>713921777
Nice 7s!
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>>713921823
Do you have any reading comprehension?
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>>713921777
>trips
I'm assuming with the mrs'
>>713922079
Hello cuter cutie. How are you?
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Too sleepy. Good night all
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>>713922261
You said you want to regain that reputation.

Mang, that's just the worst.
Is that what happens when you have no friends in real life?
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Fat call of duty virgin smells bad Mountain Dew
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Got fifty million in my bank account
Got sixty million in my dank account
They call me the Count
Cause I suck them tiddies
And I'm mackin biddies on the bus
Hey no fuss
I keep my rhymes clean, no cussin
Or do you want them dirty
Like how you fuck your cousin
And pay for rent how gay
Next paycheck all gone like Friday
Yeah I'm a brainiac, a nymphomaniac,
a spiritual lyrical individual who's spiritual and lyrical
Really man Alzheimer's is killing me nigga
But I keep my rhymes clean, no cussin
Or do you want them dirty
Like how you fuck your cousin
Nigga I really wanna pull this trigger
You know what they said
Roses are red
Voilets are blue
I hate my life and I might end it soon
Yeah my memes are ironic
And my depression is chronic
*gunshot noise*
Oh shit i think I just killed myself, oops.
>>713922745
>I'm assuming with the mrs'*
FIFY
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Please reply
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Really I'm mentally defficient
But I'm very efficient
At busting rhymes and doing crimes
Like busting a cap into a cat after I murdered all the facts and I'm avoiding my tax
Payments
Trying kill my self with painkillers
Cause live is pain
Yeah I'm insane
Like Cypress Hill
Closing in for the kill
Sit still boy
And let my relieve your anus
Bust a nut so hard send you packing for Uranus
Yeah I'm talking 100 figures
And I'm hating niggas
Please fucking pull the trigger
Why do I even try
I just want to die
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>>713922976
mr's i meant kms
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>>713923868
>(42)
Jesus christ
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>>713923684
hm?
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Why is this Mai guy so sad
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>>713924123
Hello tomoko, always nice to see you. Nice cat you have there.
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>>713924371
Hello Chen
Irrelevant as usual, I see.
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>>713924371
hi mavis. yeah cats are nice
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>>713924605
I'm not Chen you fucking terrorist
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Mai is
Absolutely
Irrelevant
Ignorant
Schmuck
Getting AIDS
All day,
Yeah, mai is gay
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>>713924819
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