One of my coworkers just sent me this of what appears to be my girlfriend. What do I do /b/
>>713848290
well that is really fuckt
>>713848290
Why do you think this is her
>>713848290
Send her the screenshot and ask her straight up. If it's her and you have a problem, dump her. Ezpz case closed.
>>713848290
Message her and go fuck her
>>713848290
make an appointment and say you're into scat, so you can take a shit on her face before breaking up with her
>>713848290
contact her as someone else, tell her you know her, have sex with her and remove her blindfold in middle of it
>>713848429
She's originally from Ohio and she is going back there to visit family in two weeks. That's what tipped him off. I recognize the vagina, glasses and finger nail color. Though I don't know WHERE she is in that photo
>>713848290
Simple, reply to the ad and ask if its her. Use an alt email account
>>713848290
>>713848290
Reply to her ad then go and fuck her. Will be a great revenge prank and she won't have technically cheated.
Just pretend you went to her old school and ask her name to make sure
>>713848631
>>713848613
Do what this guy said fam. If she gives up enough of her info in the email you can use that to confront her in person. She may try to fight you over "why were you on Craigslist" and say that your coworker finding her is a bullshit excuse, but either way this is a fight you can win. Dump her ass afterward.
>>713848290
you're in for a great green text story.post it for us after you bang her and take a Shit on her face.
>>713848631
>>713848839
Both viable and pretty much your only reasonable solutions.. keep us updated when you do this please.
Pls do it quickly, don't want another sad greentext
>>713848290
Email her from a throwaway. Confirm if it's her. Leave her if it is.
>>713848839
To prevent the "bullshit excuse thing", try to take your coworker with you. He can back you up. Very nice idea anon, great minds think a like.
>>713848547
This
Just message her and ask if she's [your girlfriend's name]. If she says yes, send her a photo of yourself flipping her off with her shit in a pile on the curb and a link to the Craigslist free section with the screenshots of the entire conversation.
>>713849290
This but set her up to get fucked raw by a nigger with aids or some really hideous virgin neckbeard with instructions to remove her blindfold after they cum and say "{your name} says hi"
>>713849290
please provide screenshot as well, Sherlock
OP Here: My coworker confirmed it is her
>>713848290
Contact her with meeting spot
Say you know her and you will do the deed
Fucker good and hard while video taping the whole thing
Nut inside her
After your finished before you pull out whisper in her ear a pet name only you call her that she will know it's you
Zip up walk out and just before you leave tell her that her things will be on the porch when she gets back
Never talk to her again.
Post video online with screenshot of add for luls (blur your face and any tattoos
>>713849294
Why is everyone concerned about "winning" the argument by having the coworker there? Who gives a shit? OP already confirmed it is her. It's not like she's going to "win the argument" and stop him from dumping her ass. Jesus.
>>713849678
Do this. In the end all you will have is a story. Instead of a sad story you can become a legend.
>>713849678
Fucking this. Troll her with your cock OP.
>>713849741
Because winning an argument against a dumb person is the most satisfying thing in the world. Sex doesn't even come close
>>713848547
I love this post
>>713849741
This. Best thing to do now is dump her and move on with your life.
>>713849853
OP please choose to be a legend. you have the upper hand with the intel you have, use that info to make a beast decision.
Make the date. Bring your coworker. Both fuck her. When he's cumming. Pull her blind fold off and simply say. It's over slut. And walk out
Sweet talk her tell her you want to see her seduce her, give it from behind, wear no condom, cum in her then tell her you know about her Craigslist ad
Then leave her
>>713849638
He confirmed it? Showed you proof? Why are you not replying to her post? You realize he is going to fuck her right? Do something
>>713850233
No way anon. Wear a jimmy!!!! Hate fuck her one last time. Then move on
>>713848290
Bro do like the pina coladas song where they both look for other people but end finding each other again.
Reply and then fuck her and boom take the blindfold off and be like boom nigga.
>>713850202
This. Wrap it tho. Guarantee this isn't her first rodeo.
>>713848290
Nothing coz you're an attention whoring OP faggot
>>713850353
Rupert Holmes?
Damn anon, you old!!! Kek
>>713850233
Yeah knock her up and pay her child support for the next 18 years. That'll show her.
How does your coworker know what her pussy looks like?
Hmmmmmm
No. Fucking. Way! I'm friends with her on fetlife! LOL
>>713850202
>when he's cumming
>he
>cumming
Why would you structure the whole thing around the other guys penis
>>713848290
hero time for you
Big black dicks for her
If you would have fucked that pussy right, you would not be posting this shit now you limp dick faggot.
>>713850555
>>713850555
Trips of truth, OP is a fag, as usual
>>713848290
I think the obvious answer is to go fuck her and then casually allude to it afterwards over breakfast
>>713848290
Brookfield ohio you say may just hit her up for this party.
>>713850600
How could you possibly know that from the info provided? You're being a neckbeard, fantasizing its the same person
>>713850555
That's the stupid part. A lot of pussy looks the same
This is why you should just stick to black men
>>713850764
Her pussy is her profile photo on there.
>>713848290
Have tons of sex with her before she leaves. Dump her while she's in Ohio. Prefereably be moved out somewhere else with all your stuff by the time she comes back. Let her handle the lease.
>>713850750
Email her!!
>>713850932
link or or you are full of shit
https://youngstown.craigslist.org/cas/5902367521.html
okay boys. Time to take matters into our own hands
>>713849958
That's Trudeau
>>713850555
Thiss
>>713850932
take picture to prove it
OP, may as well respond to the ad... fuck her and take off her blind fold after.
Or skip it all and tell her to fuck off.
Teens, traps, cucks crying, attention whoring here.
This is why /b/ is now cancer.
Go back to FB, Tumblr and all your poxy shite sites.
Bunch of cunts!
Post nudes and all info you got on her OP.
You'll feel great afterwards trust me
>>713849741
Because 'winning' is one thing, utterly BTFO'ing the person so they don't even have a corner to paint themselves into is satisfaction you'll feel for the rest of your life
one of my favourite moments was when i got really into a verbal altercation with my stepmother, shot down everything she tried to pin on me, and got it so she was just cussing ineffectually at me like it's a substitute for an argument. Hearing my dad yell at her for being such a dumb cunt as i walked out the door was fucking A+
>>713848523
rolling for this
>>713850685
Who is thus guy?
>>713848290
ask her for more pics, dumbass
>>713848290
>>713848839
listen to this man, OP
>>713851579
Go along, play the game. Pretend you are someone else. Strangle her. Fuck her corpse until it's cold. Profit?
>>713851502
It's like free heroin.
>>713851663
Plz respond
>>713851817
if heroin equals giving a man a fish, annihilating someone who's flat out wrong is teaching a man to fish
feels so good
>sex with someone i know
>i want it to be anonymous
K
I told you I was
>>713848290
what school did that pussy attend?
i think i know her
>>713852114
post the 7 pics
>>713848290
pretend to be someone else and meet and then kill her
KILL HER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>>713852210
JFK
>>713851292
Sent from my spam email.
>>713852236
>KILL HER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY
Cam here to post this. It must be done op
>>713852114
Savage
>>713849511
Import a nigger straight from Africa, OP.
>>713852114
holy shit. Way to go OP, You asked for it
>>713852475
>Whiteknighting a whore
Sent from my fake email.
>>713852475
I did the same. No reply yet!
kek
>>713852574
You miss the part where I'm calling her a worthless piece of shit?
I'm not white knighting, I'm stirring the pot!
>>713852475
>>713852629
Way to fucking ruin every good comeback plan
>>713852688
Pretty sure this is just bait anyways.
>>713848523
>This of course
>>713849386
This
>>713851392
Newfag spotted
>>713852114
>>713852629
fetlife profile link now.
>>713852826
wut
see op, you took too long to do something legendary and you left just enough bread crumbs for the trolls.
now you can't bone her while she's blindfolded and then take a shit on her face.
gg op fagit
>>713852659
you are obviously white knighting haha. If your comment leads to funny ending, you did it wrong
>>713851970
Hello?
>>713852629
Dumb thing you did there
whats her name?
>>713851376
>OP, may as well respond to the ad... fuck her and take off her blind fold after.
this
op I will send you all the info I have on her if you give me a throwaway email and any Proof of the fact that that's your girlfriend
>>713853006
Why
Good job guys, the ad is gone
>>713849386
What i would do
>>713852629
The most cancerous of all, the white knight.
>>713853067
I try.
>>713852918
I was about to track down the posting and threaten OP with a good time if he didn't send visual confirmation of his contact, but it's too late now.
>>713848557
This but only after you have shit on her chest of course
>>713853006
Fuck off, nigger. This thread finally got interesting.
https://fetlife.com/users/6766369
>>713852910
please give us the linky to her profile
time to abandon thread.
just dump that girl dude, being single is awesome. Just think of all the new girls you can meet.
>>713853226
Not making an account for her. Post her 7 pics
Yo put me in the screencap
>>713848290
I don't know what you should do, but I know what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna fuck the blindfolded whore.
>>713852659
YOU ARE A LITERAL RETARD
i even wrote it all in caps so your tiny brain can comprehend. way to ruin an epic lol faggot
Seriously, whats her name?
>>713848523
>>713848523
That's a good idea. Rerolling for this nigga
So OP? Do you live in New Orleans?
>>713853351
There's not going to be one you autist
>>713852475
>Killing any potential in seconds
Well done faggot.
Kill yourself
>>713853566
I do yes
>>713853254
Anon plz
That's where I know that pussy from. I met her at the Audubon Aquarium of the Americas. pussy is ok, but she really was great at slopping down the knob
>>713853190
>the cancer revealing itself
>>713848290
>Anonymous sex with people who used to know me
>No way of knowing if she actually knew them
So is this a "fuck everyone I thought was hot in highschool" fantasy or a "everyone from highschool wanted to fuck me" fantasy.
>>713853727
proof?
>>713853734
forreal what fucking retards, jesus christ
>>713853614
Boi you never know. But youre probably right
>>713853650
Can you give us any proof was That she is your girlfriend?
>>713853812
I make my hurricanes with bacardi 151 proof
>>713853660
>>713848547
>>713848523
either one of these plz and post results when you do
>>713853734
>>713853873
lurk moar faggots
Need a name to confirm to her that I know her
>>713853660
What is reverse search
>>713854075
get a aids infected cock put it on her dildo
>>713854075
>>713848523
/thread
>>713850688
Trips from dubs, whaaa!!!
>>713854075
Youre good trolls or actual retards, most likely both tho...
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
>>713854233
>>713854431
>>713854456
>boohoo I wanted a simple revenge fantasy thread and instead I got a dox thread
>>713852777
Ouch! Right in the feelz!
GTFO 2k twat
>>713854600
lol, dox.
Sending an email is not exactly doxing you fucking fuck
dump her right away, why is this even a question?
actually, make sure all your own personal belongings are back at your place before you dump her, she'll likely get mad and won't let you have it back
>>713848290
Reply to the add duh?
>>713853529
OP I need first name or something here!
>>713854600
my comment stil stands yu feg
>>713852475
>great one cunt
>Reply to ad using a fake email or some shit
>Don't tell her it's you
>set up meeting place
>Post said meeting place on /b/ but make all the fags roll trips or some shit before you post it and watch them beg and roll for keks
>after you post it tons of fags will show up and run a train on her
>everyone has to take a picture and post it into one thread
>Restore /b/ to its former glory
We can do this guys
>>713852475
Thanks for ruining the fun, fag.
>>713851970
Giuseppe simone pls
>>713855000
Full house
You have no choice but to obey me
>>713852659
You also told her that we're going to fuck with her. The ad got taken down so the email link is dead as well. Thanks, faggot
>>713852659
>calling her a worthless piece of shit
>worthless piece of shit
>
>ad gets taken down.
>full success U fucking twat
all that happened now was you calling her a worthless piece of shit.
Well that was fun XD XD XD
>being this fucking stupid
>>713855000
>Thinking there's that many /b/tards per square mile, let alone anyone that's going to know how to fuck her in the first place
>>713848290
Everyone will be able to fuck her, with those conditions.
OP, now that she knows you know, have you talked to her yet? How'd it go?
>>713853628
this is what 4chan does now because it's populated with fucking idiots.
..but fuck op he's a mongoloid for posting all the info needed to fuck him over.
>>713848557
rolling for shit on chest
>>713853177
>>713855577
77s speak
>>713850555
You dumb fuck. Co-worker got tipped off because of Ohio, sent OP the link/screencap. OP recognized pussy, glasses, and fingernail colour. Jesus is reading comprehension that fucking hard?
OP is just a cuck faggot with a cuck fantasy. He found the craigslist ad, or created it to get off on the fact his not-gf is a whore who fucks strangers.
OP has been way too silent and not forthcoming enough for this to be real.
This is bait
>>713855734
or OP left because he realized his girl is fucking around lol
>>713853063
You are the kind of people here who really needs to just keep lurking or kill themselves, seriously
>>713852475
>>713855527
>implying this isn't what 4chins has always done with these shit threads
>>713854600
it's not the dox you little shit it's the faggot contacting her with the fact we are brewing something before action was taken
you just took neckbearding to a whole new level
>>713852475
White knighting should be a bannable offense.
>>713848523
Do it. If it's her, dump the gross bitch
>>713855986
If OP is smart, he's whiteknight baiting and this thread is about to get interesting. If this wasn't OP's plan, he's a fucking retard and this thread deserves to 404.
>>713854022
I am begging you
reply to the add post resultz
>>713848290
AIDS happened because a nigger fucked a monkey
>>713856277
Jesus what do you want? The guy's name can easily be found in an image search
>giuseppe simone
>>713856463
Lmaoooooooo I had something going with that other anon. Don't worry about it
>>713856433
>>713856603
sorry please continue your faggotry
>>713856811
Lel na threads over
>>713848523
Rolling this mein neger
>>713852475
Good one anon!
>>713848547
Kek.
>>713856973
>>713857046
samefag
>>713852629
spamming her email with this so that she surely see it at the moment she checks her mail.
screencapping this thread also
>>713849511
Genius
>>713857105
Literally who?
>>713852212
One is of her kissing a dildo saying she used to tease cock on omegle and chatroulette.
All of these faggots are coming up with intricate plans to fuck her over. Its so fucken simple op.
If she lives with you, just change locks next time she leaves and throw her shit into black trash bags so they dont get damaged out there and block her phone.
She will arrive with her shit out front, no keys, and no way of getting ahold of you. She will get the message.
>>713857139
yup anon, you caught me, I confess, I did reply to this thread
>>713855162
just leaving this here...
>>713852475
>>713855985
true, but it wasn't as bad.
>>713853614
>>713848523
this is the best idea here, don't even need to read anything else
>>713855527
it's not idiocy, was deliberate
>>713848290
GIVE ME HER CONTACT INFO, i'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE AND GET BACK TO YOU WITH SOME SOLID INFO.
>>713858210
You can't white knight bait
>>713848557
aka "if you like pina colada"
>>713858904
???
>>713848290
Do her shit, then reveal it.
>>713848290
I don't get it, she's stayed with you and clearly done it before. Also be doesn't want to know who the guys are that will be fucking her pussy raw. Clearly it's just sexual release to her. I can fully understand why it would be difficult to talk about... Tell her you know and that you don't care. The fact that you know will likely ruin it for her.
>>713852475
THE MODS SHOULD IP BAN YOU