Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713837354
>Husbando
Sameji claim'd
>>713837498
Called insurance. Biggest fear unanswered, a new fear added.
Claim
>>713837553
Shiet, what'd they tell you?
カラミチーマス
Slow and comfy
Chara claimed
>>713837553
What is it?
>>713837634
Heya
>>713837634
That I only had $5,000 in liability coverage, and that it was a Mercedes, so it might go over that despite the fact it was only a fucking bumper.
And I asked about the legal stuff involving it since it was technically a hit and run, and they said they don't know, and that it was up to the guy.
Needless to say, my nervousness has only increased.
>>713837729
Hi Chara. See above.
>>713837729
Hey hey
>>713837864
was it even a nice mercedes or just some C class? unless it was an SLR 5 grand seems like a lot for a bumper
Chara is here to be a retard again.
Seems people decided to show up now, and with that I leave.
>>713838037
see ya
>>713837864
Well that sucks. Very much. But for a bumper charging 5k is... a bit overkill... that's one tenth of a new car.
>>713837966
I'm done with Final Fantasy XV mains story... fuck, the last part was worse than gum. Not bad in itself, just... I thought it's going to be over in one hour... for 8 hours....
>>713838037
byebye
>>713837966
Don't even think it was that. It was an older model, from like, the mid 2000s I'm sure.
>>713838269
I know, they just got me worried by the way they kept saying "It is a Mercedes, and there is a senor problem"
All in all, from my quick glance, a scuffed up bumper, and a pushed in sensor at most.
Mikasa Ackerman claimed
>>713838269
back in my day they didn't draw out the ending to video games
>>713838648
pfft, there's no way that's all $5,000, even if you managed to crack the radiator or something
>>713837683
Cute.
>>713838943
>>713838705
Who's this :o she has nice hair
>>713838648
Still seems awfully much. I mean I don't even have a driving license but... how about you ask some other car repairman how much that would usually cost?
>>713838823
It wasn't bad per se. They managed to put a horror part in the game which I didn't expect, making me anticipate the ending even more...
And now I'd love to sink more time into it to get better gear and a higher level.
Also, summoning looks amazing... and is really overkill. It just shows that you have Gods as best pals. Especially if one of Bahamuts many swords is bigger than Ifrit itself... heck Bahamuts face is as big as Ifrit.
>>713839088
>>713839089
Its Tifa from Final Fantasy i think
>>713839354
Ah, she looks nice
>>713839089
https://youtu.be/Z84kd09WgA0
>>713838823
Looks like it might have been an E Class, or an S Class from before 2010. No way could it have been newer than that.
Looking, I can assure you that it was no SLR.
>Who would be fucking retarded enough to park that on the street... THE BUSY MAIN STREET AT THAT?
>>713839200
I think I might ask /o/ about it, but I really don't have a model to give them other than rough guesses from what I remember from a month ago.
>>713839200
I still haven't finished VIII, that fucking card game
also, back in my day Bahamut wouldn't let you summon him and he lived on the moon with evil floating heads
>>713839420
even if it were an S class, a bumper plus random parking sensor plus labour shouldn't be more that $1k-$2k you would think
>>713839532
But in FF 1 Bahamut unlocks your advanced Jobs... there was no moon?
>>713839532
Half of me is saying there's no fucking way it'll go over $5k, but the other half is being ultra paranoid about it.
How do you deal with suicidal thoughts?
>>713839420
It's better than nothing. A second opinion when it comes to this much money is always a good idea.
>Chara
>>713839737
Ignoring them
>>713839737
With a 12 gauge to the face
>>713839642
there was a lunar Bahamut in the one where you go to the moon because you and your brother are from a race of people from the moon and you go there in a giant whale
>>713839664
I think as long as the guy doesn't press hit and run charges you should be fine, i have a feeling the person you talked to just assumed that all mercedes cost more that $200k
>>713839737
tobacco, drugs, and alcohol
>>713839848
I wish I could but the only way to make them stop would be to never think again :o
>>713839852
I don't jerk off over guns like galil
>>713839917
I don't drink and drug
If I did I would actually kill myself
>>713839737
Think about them for an extended period of time until my "This isn't a good idea" phase kicks in.
>>713839809
I mean, looking up even S Class bumpers, they don't go over $300, which means labor would be the rest.
>>713839917
I made sure to tell the insurance lady to tell the man that I was sorry, and that I tried to go back and leave my info, but they were gone by the time I got back to it. So I'm hoping he'll understand...
Make waifu threads great again!
Also, what's a good mix for rum?
>>713840150
what if it starts seeming like a good idea :o
>>713839917
>Lunar Bahamut
Oh, you mean FF IV
>>713840137
In that case... I actually distract myself. Most of the time with vidya. When I'm especially bad, I complete a game in less than a week.
>>713840150
but $ 4700 just for labor is overkill... like, really overkill
>>713840137
I meant shooting yourself in the face -_-
>>713840137
Tobacco it is then!
>>713840150
hopefully you get a chance to talk to the guy directly and tell him that
>>713840202
long island iced tea or zombie
>>713840294
yee, best FFIV is best FF
Best girl ITT
>>713840202
Just Rum and Coke is good enough for me
>>713840202
Spices?
>>713839737
You act on them
>>713840384
>yee, best FFIV is best FF
time to commit sudoko
>sameji
>>713840294
Most video games today can be beat in a week
I distract myself with waifu but life just keeps coming through and I realize how pathetic I am
>>713840305
I'm gonna shoot a load to your waifu's face :o
>>713840384
._.
>>713840442
Maybe if I turn 30 next year and I'm still depressed
>>713840238
Then you do what I do, and go to the top of a 27 story building. Then look down. The proceed to nope your ass back inside.
>>713840294
I'm just VERY paranoid! So much that before the call, while at work, my eyes were watering a bit, and my stomach was imploding on itself.
>>713840384
I should have asked if that was a possibility... fuck.
even Asuka the odd Ray
>>713840202
Cola is always a good option
>>713840716
Roll
>>713840603
It will only get worse
>>713840384
I liked FF VII best so far... But I haven't played 8, 9, 10, etc
12 is nice too, but fuck Vaan.
>>713840603
Most video games from earlier could also be beat in a week. Difference is that you couldn't just look up where you're stuck like you can today.
>>713840659
I know what you mean.
Trust me, I know that feeling all too well.
It doesn't help you though if you keep on thinking about it.
>>713840384
I'm poor as fuck and both of those are way expensive
>>713840420
I'll probably go with this. Thank you my man
>>713840439
Spiced rum is best rum, and that's a top tier waifu you have there
Probably the saddest thing I've seen all day, go outside guys.
>>713840659
Is it smart for a suicidal person to go that close to death?
I mean I would never hang myself but if I had easy access to a gun I would probably be dead already :o
Also there's no tall buildings here
>>713840909
But it's dark outside -_-
>>713840603
don't knock it, nicotine is pretty great
>>713840659
I doubt you've heard the last of it, so you just gotta ask next time
>>713840886
8 is pretty great aside from the damn card game, 2 and 4 are my favourites though
>>713840889
why rum at all then? just get a couple bottom shelf bottles of vodka
>>713840909
it's bellow freezing outside, so no thanks
>>713840990
a bridge or freeway overpass works just fine
>>713840863
Yeah I really don't see the point in living past 30
>>713840886
I bought the gamer guide :o
>>713841113
I don't abuse my body with poison ._.
Also the closest I can get is the canal near my house :o
Hello!
>>713841151
I don't see the point in living at all
>>713841357
don't say that ._.
who is this? :o
>>713840886
I've been pretty good at holding myself together. And I've been able to do just that through A LOT. But this... I feel I'm finally at my limit. Feels like I'm just being held together with scotch tape.
>>713840990
Probably not, but I never claimed to be smart, did I? I just know that whenever I feel it's time to end it, going up there and coming that close to it always seems to make me do a 180.
>>713841113
I sure hope so. If I could, I'd like to make the apology in person even. But I guess that does seem rather old school...
>>713841113
Huh, that is a pretty good question. Not sure. This week's just been hell and I need something to help unwind. Rum was an arbitrary decision tbh.
Not sure who your waifu is, but she looks cute
>>713841427
I already did say it
I'm me
>>713840990
The idea behind that is, when you look down, you think about everything. You weigh the good and the bad. Everything that happened to you.
Most people will nope out because of different reasons.
For example:
>I don't want to end my life on this note
or
>It could be worse for me
or
>I don't want to worry other people
etc
there are many more reasons. Everyone has a different one.
>>713841113
I know way too many people who like triple triad... I'm not a huge fan of it thoguh
I really dig the FF XV ost so far
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrlEDyHoMu4
that's one of my favourite osts from the new one
And I really dig the latin names of it
>>713841151
>bought the gamer guide
that's... well useful if you want to have it in a collection but today... internet
>>713841455
Then make some time for you yourself. What do you enjoy doing? Doesn't matter what. Do it.
>>713841551
Rikkkkkkka!
>>713841248
nicotine itself isn't that different that caffein, take up nasal snuff, it's never been linked to cancer
fill a bathtub with water and lay facedown in it for a while, your survival instinct won't let you drown in that shallow of water, or get in your car, find a deserted road and floor it and let go of the wheel
>>713841455
i'd be trying to do the same thing, probably offer to take the guy to lunch or something
>>713841551
find a cigar shop, buy a cigar, get a couple bottles of vodka, turn the lights off and sit and chill
>Samejima Mamimi from FLCL
>>713841696
music's been shit since Uematsu left, the things that guy could do with 8 bit music
>>713841557
I love me :o
>>713841455
I'm scared of heights so I would probably not do it either
>>713841696
It's good that suicide takes a while because if it was instant I might just make the decision
I don't use the internet a lot just for waifu
>>713841696
>there are many more reasons. Everyone has a different one.
>Everyone
Nicht jeder hat Suizidgedanken, das ist nicht normal.
>>713841928
I don't like coffee and I can't drive :o
>>713841969
I don't love me
>>713841696
I enjoy driving and wrenching. Which coincidentally is what got me into this mess in the first place. All I wanna do it go back to being a depressed shut in right now. Not having to worry about a damn thing. I'm 22 and I swear I'm already having a crisis.
>>713841928
I would have to get in contact with them first. Which I'm not really sure how to do. Like, what, do I call up the insurance company and say "hey, that guy I hit. I wanna take them to diner, gimmie their number!"?
>>713841969
Then there ya go.
>>713842186
you should :o
you have people who love you
>>713841928
Fooly Coolly is seasonal anime
From the future
>>713841928
That's true, 8 bit music was amazing. I liked the FF XIII ost at fist until I realized that every track is just a arrangement of blinded by light.
They did a good job with XV though. Type-0 had it's own nice ost too... oh yeah, FF Type-0 is the one final fantasy I like the story the most
>>713842077
Aber jeder hat im Laufe seines Lebens schon einmal Suizidgedanken gehabt
>inb4 babies die abgetrieben wurden
>>713841969
I could recommend you a book to read if you want to.
Reasons to stay alive by Matt Haig
>Now listen. If you have ever believed a depressive wants to be happy, you are wrong. They could not care less about the luxury of happiness. They just want to feel an absence of pain. To escape a mind on fire, where thoughts blaze and smoke like old possessions lost to arson. To be normal. Or, as normal is impossible, to be empty. And the only way I could be empty was to stop living. One minus one is zero. But actually, it wasn't easy. The weird thing about depresseion is that, even though you might have more suicidal thoughts, the fear of death remains the same. The only difference is that the pain of life has rapidly increased.
>>713842367
I think it's rather normal to have a crisis with 22. After all, it's when most people try to become independent. And that's just hard. Everyone's an asshole
>>713842600
I don't though -_-
>>713842634
>says the ship
I'm gonna go to work
Thanks for talking with me
>>713842673
I love you
>>713842090
so do the bathtub thing, just make sure the water is less deep that your arm's length so you can push yourself up to get air
>>713842367
could work, if you call them back and say you wanna get in contact with him to discuss things they might give you his info so you can call him at the least
>>713842634
yes
>>713842644
yea, that guy had no clue what he was doing, that whole XIII franchise was shit
why type-0?
>>713842709
Bye Konata
>>713842644
>Aber jeder hat im Laufe seines Lebens schon einmal Suizidgedanken gehabt
Jeder auf 4Chan, das mag sein, aber normale Menschen haben das meine ich nicht.
>>713842688
It wasn't an insult.
Its just 2017 season. Its gonna air on toonami
>>713842867
blitzkrieg juden seig heil
>>713842964
>blitzkrieg juden seig heil
Megumeme
>>713842644
The problems just never stop. Every single time it finally looks like things might be getting better, they take a turn for the worst. It's been like this for 3 years now, and I'm losing it.
>>713842792
I think I'll try that when I wake up. But I'm probably gunna be passing out sometime in the next few posts.
>>713838716
Mikasa are you still here??
To claim in this thread is a boring thing, even fatal—because it means being in contact with people, most of whom are dull, uninteresting, ignorant and are really talking with you only because they cannot bear their own pathetic company. Most people bore themselves and greet you not as a true waifu claimer but as a distraction, like a dancing dog or some half-wit actor
with a fund of amusing stories, so they can forget about their sad life and dwell into an ocean of illusion that someone is actually interested in them.
Best grille
>>713842867
>suizidgedanken
>danken
>dank
>
>>713843170
Yes, are you?
>Mikasa
>>713842867
Doch, auch normale Menschen. Das ist ja wie zu sagen, normale Menschen haben nicht schonmal jemanden verloren den sie lieben.
>>713842792
I liked the fact that the whole game was like a war documentary film.
And when shit was summoned oh for fucks sake, it was not just summoned, it was time to fuck some empires day up.
>Alexander gets summoned
>Thousands sacrifice themself to die for this summoning
>Imperial army retreated behind the walls, ready to strike back once the storm is over
>Alexander doesn't give a shit
>Army in front of the wall wiped out
>Wall wiped out
>Army behind the wall wiped the fuck out
>Some guy keeps on talking about this event like in a war documentary
>The losses on the imperial site were shown
I just can't help but like this.
>>713843097
Tell me about it
>Lost insurance
>Parents lost child support due to me changing degrees
>Still try to do my best and prepare for exam next week
>Great Grandmother who I'm close to dies
>Grandmother gives me her two rings as a memento
fuck this. I can't even focus on my studies right now
I'm probably going to fail my exams again and... well I don't know... it's shit
>>713843325
Telling people that they're boring isn't shitposting, Chen
>>713843515
Speak English pls, bae
>>713843325
It's just people socializing while posting cute anime girls as a way to distinguish themselves. No need to think so deeply into it my man
>>713842964
ah, yea, that, i've been waiting eagerly
>>713843097
good luck, i've gotta go back out tonight and do some more glamour shots of my car, half turned out blurry because i was shivering, and i forgot to bring a chalk to let some of the lights turn on
>>713843515
pfft, you play crisis core? all the summons have cool intros, one of the bahamuts blows up a moon
>>713843515
>fuck this. I can't even focus on my >studies right now
>I'm probably going to fail my exams >again and... well I don't know... it's shit
I love to see your pathetic self breaking before my eyes, honestly
Your life sucks, I don't understand why are you still alive
You're a trap and nobody is going to fuck you, amazing, huh?
You failed at life and you disappointed your family.
>>713843695
Be nice to ta-kun
>>713843695
Edgy.
>>713843857
>Edgy.
Words can't hurt me
These shades are gucci.
>>713843842
Fuck off.
He deserves to be shot in the head like every other trap. Mental problems are pretty bad.
>>713843636
Oh yeah, that was amazing too. Shooting the flare from the moon. Had a nice oomph to it. I liked Odin the most though.
>>713843695
Oh sheesh, I might cut myself on this edge.
Also it feels like talking to a robot with you, you know?
All your answers a predetermined, not contributing anything original or new to this thread.
I have yet to see a new insult from you.
Besides, all your assumptions are baseless so far. Nothing you say is how it is. No one is disappointed in me. Well, excluding you of course. I don't know why you care so much about me though. In fact, I am wondering even...
Are you projecting?
>>713843486
Will you be leaving any time soon?
>>713844233
I don't think so
>>713844206
I think ifrit's still my favourite, thought i was gunna get rekt when i was fighting him
you do dissidia 012? i went to play it the other day and realised i had maxed all the characters out and beat everything and then i was sad
>>713844315
OK I'm about to be home so I'll message you when I am
Lurking
>>713837607
Why are you not on lainchan anymore? Why are you in an avatarfagging circlejerk filled with attention whores?
>>713844206
> In fact, I am wondering even...
>Are you projecting?
Is this a poem?
Are you calling me edgy, when holy shit, your waifu is "Chara"?
>Besides, all your assumptions are baseless so far.
I bet your grandma got sick when she saw how you look. Maybe she couldn't understand why a retard like you even changed his sexuality, to show even more how retarded he is.
Maybe that is why she had can't walk anymore.
She puts up with your shit too much, that's why she is tierd of living.
>All your answers a predetermined, not contributing anything original or new to this thread.
I didn't see anyone insulting others that often.
All my answers are predetermined?
All you do is complain how much your life sucks, you whinny little bitch.
Sometimes I stay and wonder..
Can you have a normal conversation without whining?
>>713844673
Normally I'd say something about insulting another man's waifu, but
>undermeme
Yeah, he deserves all the shit he gets for that. It's almost as bad as ponyshit tbh
>>713844534
I played the first one until there was no tomorrow. duodecim... it was nice, I liked the improvements but playing everything in the story again? Fuck no.
I'm not even sure if I haven't deleted my save files for it on the PSP
>>713844673
Yes, I am calling you egdy
>Insulting my dead grandmother
You are trying to provoke me. Do you not know how to properly lead a civilized discussion?
No, I do not complain about how much my life sucks. I share my experiences about my life, that's what mentally healthy humans are doing
Yes, you can. But not with you.
>>713844669
Why are you answering your own questions?
http://jinteki.industries/kalyx.html
>>713844673
>calls hime retarded
>tierd
>she had can't walk anymore
>whinny
>>713844953
>Yes, you can.
>But not with you.
What? Did you got autism from those hormones, or did you had it before?
You seem to not be able to form logical phrases anymore.
>I have yet to see a new insult from you.
Well, I could say the same about your life stories.
All you do is whine, and whine and whine again.
Holy shit, you fucking mongol, can you ever stop?
Most cancerous threads
>>713845050
Sorry you're too irrelevant here is your moment of fame.
Enjoy it.
Be sure to screencap it.
>>713845304
No, I simply do not want to make a normal conversation with you.
Yes, I can, but just for you I won't.
Sachi made the right choice.
>>713845407
>Chen
>calling people irrelevant
Like the pot calling the kettle black
>>713845496
Do you call whining about your own life holding a conversation?
You're hilarious.
>>713845632
Dude, you're so irrelevant that I don't even know who you are.
Get lost.
Holy fuck this thread
>>713844953
there was a new story for the new characters, i imported from the old one and had to lower the level of my original ones tho
>>713845632
kek'd
More people are here now :o
>>713845749
Is little baby Chen angery?
Do you need a diaper change, Little Chenny?
What's even going on in this thread
>>713845655
No, I don't. When you actually read what I wrote, you'd know what I think qualifies as conversation.
>You're hilarious
Thank you.
But in all honesty, I don't understand you.
You can't stand me.
But at the same time, you are the one initiating a potential conversation by insulting me and my family.
Can you explain your behavior to me?
>>713845793
Yeah, I played those of course. I had a nice chuckle. The new characters are the prologue to the first game.
>>713845890
Quantity is a far cry from quality.
Where is my Haruhi?
>>713844315
I'm back now!!
>>713845793
Nice quality picture, friend.
>>713845962
Shouldn't you be in Telegram, not thinking about your sad life, spouting memes and posting cute anime pictures will the others guys that have salt in their cute pussies?
>>713846001
You're a psychologist, aren't you?
You should be the one knowning the answer of my behavior.
>>713845968
beats me
>>713846001
i managed to get through the whole labyrinth thing, then forgot about it and decided i was gunna do it
>>713846394
With the other*
Who wants to join my suicide pack
>>713846538
Brazil was never great, we tried to make it that way a few centuries ago but failed.
Bunch of man children arguing over cartoon characters
>>713846394
>blablah telegram
>says Chen, the guy who is in Discord and Telegram
Hypocritical bastard
>>713846394
I'm not a psychologist, although I do have some classes about it.
My current knowledge about psychology would lead me to believe that you are projecting your life onto mine.
Internet personalities are the source of all pain.
>>713846668
I've been banned from Discord you fucking uncultured faggot, and I don't use Telegram.
Before making fake assumptions get your facts straight, maggot.
>>713844661
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>>713846901
>implying someone cares about you
>>713846255
I wish I was quality :(
>>713846613
Kek
Chen you're welcome to join my Discord group, which doesn't actually exist. It's the best group in /waifu/
>>713846885
>pain
>over something that is happening on the internet
Straight up autism.
>>713846833
My grandma is not shitting herself to sleep, I'm not a trap, I'm not failing my school, etc.
I am the opposite of you.
Except happier.
>>713847095
well at least he's not a double nigger
Sissy virgin autists having a shouting match over drawings
>>713846996
Why would I want that?
You guys are too busy caring about fake personalities on the internet because you don't get that kind of attention in real life, anyway
Rifks
>>713846292
In right here...
>>713847232
>over drawings
>>713847335
I missed you tonnes!
>>713847095
That's not how projecting works.
But I'll leave the research to you.
In fact, the discussion is over. I do not want to use any more of my time and energy on someone as hateful as you are.
>>713847277
There you go again, assuming bullshit.
>>713847277
Unlike you I'm real and not a fake twofaces faggot
>>713847019
Is okay, Alice
People are telling me that noone cares about me on the internet, so I'm sad now
:(
>>713847488
Why wouldn't you?
You have other people to fill their time with your shitty crying?
Or do you have to share some nudes with Fran?
Go ahead, faggot, you do you.
That wouldn't change that your grandma is dying.
That wouldn't change that you are am egoistical fuck.
That wouldn't change that you are dull.
>>713847537
Whoopsie Daisy, there I go again, silly me, tehehhehehehe~
>>713847553
How am I two faced?
Go ahead and explain
>>713847553
>>713847537
Butt blasted virgin arguing over cartoons
>>713847472
I missed you too!
I've been waiting for a while for you to come back here
>>713847869
Your cartoon wife will never warm your bed or have sex with you faggot
>>713847869
Yeah, sorry about that...
But now we have all weekend to hang out!
So whats up, beautiful?
>>713847488
Hello chara
>>713848219
Heya Mikasa. How was your day?
>>713848219
>what's up beautiful
You're talking to a greasy neckbeard, not the Chinese drawing
>>713848219
I've had a pretty good day today besides feeling a little sick
How about you?
>>713848371
Stop trying to ignore the fact that you're a fat virgin and your cartoon wife wouldn't even go near you if she were real
>>713848304
>no answer
How does your life fail so much before your eyes when you are trying to act so cute with everyone?
Oh, yeah, you don't know how to act when being pressured.
Ignoring the problem won't make it go, Chara.
Things Waifu claimers will NEVER have
>sex
>a girlfriend
>proud parents
>a brain free of autism
>social skills
>>713848305
Here's your (You)
Don't spend it all in one place, kiddo
>>713848371
That's funny, I'm a little sick as well.
What a coincidence!
>>713848304
I was sick so I didn't go into work or classes today
What about you?
>>713848624
He can't accept the reality that he's not a Chinese cartoon character nor are any of you virgins
>>713848577
>>713848577
I fought someone yesterday. A hood nigger. Also I have friends.
>>713848624 (checked)
I agree with you, but still
>>713848804
Yeah we believe you
>>713848577
>had sex
>had a girlfriend
>have proud parents
>don't have asd
>have social skills
I just debunked your whole theory
>>713848624
Finished Final Fantasy XV. OST is epic, fitting for boss battles!
Also had a discussion that amounted to nothing with Chen too, you can read it.
Faggots
>>713848577
>>713848912
>>713848864
>>713848577 #
>had sex
>had a girlfriend
>have proud parents
>don't have asd
>have social skills
Why do you need to mention all of this if you really did it?
Your insecurities are showing, Chara.
Stop trying to prove others something.
Maybe one day you will find yourself, not just a persona to impress others.
Is really saddening, honestly.
>>713848864
DON'T MENTION MY NAME, YOU FUCKING SISSY ASS CUNT.
>>713848624
I hope you're not feeling too bad.
I've just not been good this whole week
>>713848864
>debunked my theory
>simply denies everything I said without any proof
That's just like saying I can prove it Igjt by saying "yes you do have all of those things"
>>713848863
I did. I was joking around with him, roasting him and he said the most retarded shit ever about my mother. He said I ate my mother out from the inside. So I called him a cuck and said that he's confusing our two mothers. Little faggot followed me home with a bat and hit me on my back so I turned around and started punching and kicking his hood rat ass. He started crying and ran home.
>>713849069
you're in this cesspool too, faggot
>>713849230
You're the one making the accusation though, shouldn't you present evidence first?
craim'd
>>713849247
>called him a cuck
Yeah, 4chan buzzwords really land hard in real life
>turned around and started punching and kicking
Never been in a fight before I can tell
>he started crying and ran home
It's almost like a 10 year old wrote this work of fiction you just wasted your time weaving. Enjoy your virginity
>>713849362
I don't care about your assumptions, maggot
>>713849389
You think you are/ are married to a cartoon character.
>>713849230
Fair enough, but since you started a theory...
Prove to me that EVERY waifu fag will NEVER have
>sex
>a girlfriend
>proud parents
>a brain free of autism
>social skills
>>713849188
I'm okay, just got a sore throat and a cold
>>713848864
>FF XV
Is that the new one?
Chen seems like a sad man.
>>713849586
They think they are a cartoon character or married to one
>>713849472
you clearly care a great deal about the people here tho
>>713849533
That's not evidence, that's a preconcived notion you have.
>>713849586
There you go.
The biggest genius of this thread
The man called BRAIN himself
CHARA.
Stop ignoring my posts only because you have nothing to disagree with, little monkey.
We both know you take it in the ass and you are proud of it.
>>713849614
There you go assuming again
>>713849448
>never been in a fight before
Yeah thats why I just flailed my arms and legs at him.
Also I do have a girlfriend
>>713849761
Probably
>>713849614
Yup, that's the new one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giI1sYmGOBk
nice oomph soundtrack
Also, I have found out that nothing makes Chen more furious than waiting for (You)s. Sometimes, when he's extra sad he gets those (You)s by impersonating other people and then saying that we care too much about internet people when you correct the mistake
>>713849670
Well, I neither think that I am a cartoon character nor that I am married to one.
Also, it is a baseless assumption, there is no proof in that statement.
Hope she isnt taken.
>>713850041
Your ego is bigger than niggercock
>>713850193
What does this pic have to do with ego?
The Mexican nola shitposter is just chen lmao
>>713849938
You seem to love talking about me, Chara.
You have even written that much? Wow.
I never knew something on the internet
can make a trap THAT mad that he prefers to talk about me, rather than talking with me.
Remeber when you were popular and I made everyone realise how boring and cancerous you are?
Good times.
>>713850285
Is that Kirino?
>>713850376
It's one of you autist who was posting pics of himself a few threads ago
>>713850522
>few threads ago
that was like 2 hours ago
>>713850376
Yes
>>713850241
You talk down to people you don't know on the internet because you don't get enough attention IRL and because you know that we can't really do anything to you. If you said these things to people in real life do you think they would react the same? Nope.
>>713850567
It was a few days ago
:o
>>713849614
Well I'm getting my medication monday so hopefully I'll be better soon.
>>713850879
Hi!
>>713851185
Hello.
How are things going?