I committed a suicide and woke up in my bed ( Breath of

Welcome to the team!
Hasn't anybody told you not to speak about this?

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>>713815838
>committed a suicide

>>713815895

I fucking saw the typo as i posted.... Committed Suicide ?

>>713815885

Fucking for real!?!???

>>713815885

And why not to speak about it!?!?

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>>713815838
>>713815885
>>713815989
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>>713815989
No, of course not. This is 4chan. All posted here is fictional. The only reason we will let OP live in freedom. Otherwhise we would have to get him into the "black hole" to stop him from ever talking about this again.

>>713816018
Obvious, isn't it? Nobody shall ever know about us.

>>713816073
Better than beeing a faggot pointing out the obvious.

>>713816144

DUDE. WHAT IN THE FUCK

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>>713815838

Fictitious bullshit. You woke up from your faggot ass dream, faggot.

>>713816223
What you mean?

>>713816223

Btw OP here.... Im sceared man...

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>>713816182
Kek yeah okay man, I'd rather point out the obvious than be an autist who had a dream and thinks it's real

>>713816259

Shut the fuck up Kenny....

>>713816325

Fuck off.

>>713816291
No need to be.
A "counselor" of our's will be with you within 12 hours. You are a little bit of the way.

He will tell you everything you need to know about all this. Just, please talk about this with anyone in the meantime.

>>713816399
>please talk about this with anyone in the meantime.
I think you know what i meant. Please DON'T talk with anyone...

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>>713816371
Make me spoopy edge lord

>>713816399

Please "Do not" u mean ? And what in the fuck is going on!?

>>713816525
loololol kekd

>>713816567
Yeah, i meant "do not". Please, everything is fine. You have some... lets call it ability for the moment. The counselor will tell you more, and guide you on using them. Please, this may seem a bit irritating, but it is really fine. I only can guess what problems you had for killing yourself. Really, we will help you. Just wait for the counsellor. Can you make it this long?

>>713815885
>>713815885
>>713815885
>>713816399
>>713816399
>>713816399

EXPLAIN

>>713816771

Yes i will and i hope you're not fucking with me ? And how will the counselor find me ?

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>>713816786
Severe autism and a lack of compassion from your parents as a child led you to a life of retardation and cringe cancer

>>713816786
As i said. There are people with certain... abilitys. It's always hard if you learn about it with a suicide. Belive me, a simple accident is much easier. And i'm really sorry the counselor takes this long.

the common typos in the question and response posts tell me OP is not only samefagging hard and have very little o offer in the way of creativity but he is also incapable of using a simple spell checker.

OP is the genuine thing; a colossal faggot

>>713816873
This isn't the deep web, you know? It only took us seconds to trace you. No scify, only good old IP addresses.

>>713816958
Brilliant we use his errors, isn't it? After all, besides him and me nobody shall take this for real. That's 4chan after all, samefaggings seems total legit here...

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>>713817000

Uhm. What Land do i live in ?

>>713817108
Kek the number of posters all but proves OP is Samefagging like a total autist

>>713816958

Fuck the fuck off...

>>713817108
normally i would be the first o play along but you are putting so little effort into this i'm just going to call you out as a faggot and leave this thread

>>713817207
I won't reveal. Please. Don't ask why. You possibly wouldn't like the answer.

>>713817214

Fucking where!? Fucking goddamn....

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>>713817249
Kek OP is upset that we're disrupting his autistic circle jerk with himself

>>713817214
Yeah, i already told you i'm samefagging. I also told you why. Security. But you don't belief in this samefagging shit, otherwhise you would have closed your browser.

>>713817280

TELL ME!

>>713817368
Really, no need to be upset. But. there are other "fractions". I don't think they are watching, but... you know. Security-shit.

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>>713817310
OP please, there are 5 posters that means myself, and 4 others, there are 3 post that I can tell aren't by you and they are all shit talking you, you're autistic play date is very gay bro

>>713817261
Yeah, leave. Otherwhise i had to pull the "english is not my first tounge" card.

>>713817437

Denmark called....

>>713817427
>"fractions"
Oh fuck dood watch out for those mathematical quantities they'll fuck you up

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>>713815838
>Hasn't anybody told you not to speak about this?

>>713817498
Also you never wont know, but you really got fucking close to the whole point.

>>713817498

Uhm. What ????

>>713817560
Don't worry, he's just a stupid bitch.

>>713817554

IM FUCKING OP... TELL ME!!!!!!

>>713817554
>"you never won't know"
Learn to proficiently write in the English language OP

Kill yourself, again. Post a new thread if you wake up again

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>>713817606
>>713817560
Ooh damn that was slick OP

>>713817630
Time for the "first tounge card" i guess...

>>713817623
Keep calm, your contact-person will get to you as soon as possible...

>>713817638

Dude. I would but there are like billion fucking Universes and if you kill yourself you wake up in another universe thats still going on. I fucking figured it out....

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>>713817726
I'm not even the same guy you told that too earlier but nice try OP

>>713817756

(Repost) -- There are like billion fucking Universes and if you kill yourself you wake up in another universe thats still going on. I fucking figured it out....

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>>713817777
Waste of quads you subhuman autist slit your fucking jugular

>>713817828

IM FUCKING OP... DENMARK FUCKING CALLED.

>>713817777
Yeah, thats the simple, easy answer.
If you know how, you can "set a course" for certain "universes". Please. Just wait. Not all of them has us watching for newcomers.

>>713817810
Does this matter?

>>713817810
>IM FUCKING OP... DENMARK FUCKING CALLED.
>>713817810
>>713817810
>>713817810

AUPPOST TO GO HERE... IM FUCKING OP... DENMARK FUCKING CALLED.

>>713817906
Yes go jerk yourself off somewhere else you kike

>>713817946
OP is butthurt

>>713817883

Please tell me !!!!!

>>713817957
Whatever. Just close your eyes and your browser. That will be easier for all of us.

>>713818006
Your counselor will.

>>713818039

When, man!

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>>713818024
Make me magic universe fag

>>713818076
As i said, ETA is eleven and a half hours. The latest. He tries to find a "shorter" path to you, but thats not that easy.

>>713818102
That's not how it works. But i won't discuss with you. Tomorrow by this time OP could tell you, but i'm sure he won't after he heard the whole truth.

>>713818147

Okay. Thanks man! Fucking for real

>>713818208

OP here, what whole truth ???

>>713818208
OP if I was your father I would have killed you as a child then hung myself, I just can't fathom this level of mental retardation

>>713818307
I'm really not OP.
Lol. , but to be honest: I know someone who found out exactly that way.

>>713818301
Yeah, the whole truth. There is more, so much more. Just wait for the counselor.

>>713818384

How will i know when hes here ?

>>713818384
OP you're starting to get boring, it's the same autistic shit over and over

>>713818147

Okay man Thanks!

>>713818518
He'll burst through the window and pin you through the anus with his big spiny cock

>>713818518
You will, trust me.

>>713818560
Yeah, cause i stick to the one universal truth. Why should i make up new storys?

>>713818617
Not me.

>>713815972
Committed a suicide would also technically be correct grammar it just sounds weird as fuck.

>>713818732

haha true

>>713818732
Backup has arrived. Thanks mate.

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>>713818669
OP I could poke so many holes in your retard fest but you already seem lonely, I'd hate to make your life any more pathetic

>>713818841
>fest
What? Like a Octoberfest?

>>713818792
>>713818669

Add me on Snapchat man! viddim

>>713818891
Prepare for dick pics OP

>>713818874
Yeah except it's just OP beating off and using his tears as lube to fist his anus

>>713818891
I don't think anyone of us has a shift at snapchat right now. Please don't add him.

>>713818957
He already commited suicide at least once. I think he is over that ass-fisting stage in his life.

>>713819028
Well judging by the amount of gay shit in this thread I'd have to disagree on that

>>713815838
Welcome home Shaun

I have to now. Will be back in about 40 minutes.

OP, please wait till we are with you.

>>713819090

I have to go outside man.... This ia fucked....

>>713819269

Is...

>>713819591
Yeah mate, it is.
But believe me, you're doing great. It took me much longer to accept, also time's where different back than.