God Tier Comedians 1. Trevor Noah 2. Robin Williams 3. Vanda

>>713758200
3/10 try harder

jeff dunham is normie trash for family guy fans, also , george carling? you fucking autistic?

>>713758200
congrats on your fishing trip op

>>713758707
I think many people would agree that George Carling was a monumental figure in stand up comedy.

>>713758200
>Trevor Noah
KEK are you faggot op?

>>713759795
I like the daily show.

>>713758200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA8DdkM2Wqo

>>713759931
Faggot confirmed.

>>713759931

How can you watch the Daily Show? It's a leftist cringe-fest.

>>713758200
Low quality bait
Carlin is the only good one on this list

>>713758200
Some of the worst bait in weeks.

>>713760178
I think it's funny. I really like the Michelle Wolf monologues.

>>713759931
Trevor Noah is a faggot.

>>713760821
So what if he's gay?

>>713760821
Dont forget op.

>>713759158
fuck that. he didn't even do comedy. he just ranted forever. It used to be taboo to say he sucked but now no one cares.

>>713758200


>Trevor Noah.

Genuinely they least funny black I've ever seen.

So the problem with the list is that you dont want Trevor Noah on the top? I just put him there because he is recently the one who makes me chuckle the most.

>>713758200
Dude fucking no

>>713759931
The Daily Show went to absolute shit after Stewart left. Its unwatchable now.

>>713761166
HEY FUCK YOU!!! God damn homophobic trash, just because someone is a faggot does NOT make them gay. You should be ashamed for your backwards thinking, this isn't the fucking 40's. I can't even believe this shit

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Bill hicks

Bill Burr
George Carlin
Louis CK
Doug Stanhope
Patton Oswalt
Daniel Tosh
Hannibal Buress
Tom Segura
Bill Hicks

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>>713758200
Shit bait but..
In no paticular order

Jim Jeffries
Doug Stanhope
Louis C K
Nick Swardson
Frankie Boyle
Daniel Tosh
Bill Burr
Bill Hicks
Dave Chappelle
Joe Rogan recent stuff not bad

>>713761572
The current team is so funny with Hasan Minhaj, Roy wood and Michelle Wolf.

>>713762355
Ah I get it, this is trolling. Gotcha.

>>713762457
did you even watch it?

Roy Chubby Brown. End of.

>>713762566
Long time daily show fan, now they just have unreasonable "whites are wrong and terrible" bits every time. It's not funny, it's inflammatory.

Wow! What a shit taste level.

>>713762720
I think you are taking it too seriously, they are just poking fun at the establishment and racism.

>>713762922
Yeah, except they do it without the comedy part

>>713762922
It's hard to take the same thing every time as a joke. If you make a joke way too much you're just saying words. It's like they want racism to thrive.

OP for god's sake just fucking kill yourself. This list isn't even terrible its fucking THE WORST. You are just so fucked. So fucked. Fuck you god for creating this faggot.

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>Trevor Noah

>>713763034
Try listening ton the Michelle Wolf monologues. Those are the best part of the show.

>>713763084
I think they are really innovative, there just happens to be a lot of racism in America.

>>713762158
Much better than OP's fag fest.

>>713758200
>Sees list
>Russell Brand
Leftist piece of shit.
Where's Frankie Boyle at?

Bro you 4got Janean Garolfolo the worlds greatest comic.

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RIP The most red-pilled and real comedian of my generation.

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>Trevor Noah
>Wanda Sykes
>Russell Brand
>Jeff Dunham
>Dane Cook

this is bait. this has to be bait. please god be bait. holy fucking shit.

>>713762158
>Daniel Tosh
Really?

>>713763448
Yeah, racist niggers.

>>713763685
Lets be honest, Tosh is occasionally tolerable.

>>713763685
have you seen his stand-up? He's great.

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>>713758707
Jeff Dunham makes Family Guy look like Black Books

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>>713763631
Fucking CHEERS to you my man. 10/10 taste you redeemed my faith in humanity for the night. Patrice was a fucking legend. God damnit fuck yeah.

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>>713761427
This. I'm not sure which is sadder: the kaffir who sits behind the desk, or the kike who's come begging to take it back...

>>713762158
this

>>713758200
GEOGAY CAROLING

>>713758200
Oh wow. Nice list for cringe.

>Patrice not on the list
Dropped.

>>713763849
He fucking sucks, and he is sexist too.

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>>713758200
absolutely none of those cocksuckers are remotely funny.

>>713758200
Trevor Noah is a comedian?
>>713758707
You are the kind of normie trash OP is making fun of with his troll post.

>>713762070
>daniel tosh
Stop

>>713763523
>Frankie Boyle
Just checked him out on youtube, and I didn't care for his brand of humor.

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>>713758200
that's really sad OP, none of those people are comical. watch this guy, he's an actual comedian.

>>713758200
You forgot Michael Richards

>Dan st Germain
>Rory Scovel
>Adam Cayton Holland
>Tom Segura
>Geoff Tate
>Kyle Kinane

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>>713764166
White knight cuck detected

>>713764315
Scottish comedians are so rare they automatically get a nod. He has his moments

>mfw being red-pilled/jaded has ruined 99% of all stand up comedians for me.

I don't watch comedians anymore. Bill Burr used to be cool, the fame went to his head and he turned into a race mixing cuckold.

I would just say Chappelle or Patrice.

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How can you guys forget the Roast Master?

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>>713758200
>no Louis C.K

>>713764579
I thought he seemed like a despicable sexist pig.

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>>713758200
>Vanda
>Carling

It's WANDA and CARLIN you fucking retard.

And fuck your retarded list.

>>713762070
Geoge Carlin and Bill Hicks are rolling in their graves being on the same list as Louis Cuck and Patton......I can't find a good insulting verison of Oswalt. Point is he's also a cuck.

>>713758200
FROM COMEDY CENTRAL WORLD NEWS HEADQUARTERS
*BOBA DEE PA DEW*
IT'S THE DAILY SHOW WITH TREVOR NOAH

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this nigger here

>>713764667
race-mixing cuckold?
>Have you heard the way he treats her podcasts? It's hilarious.

>>713758200
>Mitch Hedburg

>>713758200
Kek
>Rosie O'Donnel

Do you guys know the name of that one comedian that is slightly balding. middle aged man. likes to laugh into his fist as he's telling the joke? fucking forgot his name.... white guy

>>713765510
Who's the guy that giggles like a school girl while telling jokes is it the same guy? He always goes teehee and hide his face like a fucking suggestive faggot since people can't tell when to laugh without him doing that.

>>713765510
>>713765776
Louis CK

Some other names.
Henny youngman
Red Fox
Steven Wright
Jimmy Carr
Frankie Boyle
Jeff Ross

Not one mention of Richard Pryor?
4chan u b raysis

>>713765497
>>713765510
Burt Kriesler?

>>713766992
right here

>>713765117

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Louis C K

>>713767248
riiight

>>713765776
yeah but its not lousi ck, that nigger is spanish

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IewDi-dItI

>>713767396
Gabriel Inglesias then

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I understand that this is trolling but god damn, Dane Cook is the unfunniest motherfucker.

>>713761413
You've got to be fucking kidding me, you understand nothing about comedy

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Not mentioning Sam Hyde. Smh.

>>713767476
nah hes canadian or american but white and his humor isn't stupid. but he sounds like hes always on the verge of laughing his ass off.

>>713767348
Louis Cuck si gusto mi burrito ayyyy

>>713758200
good fishing faggot

PS Trevor ruined tomi, sorry if that left you butthurt

Louis CK

Bill Hicks

Steven Wright

Mitch Hedberg

>>713767547
His early stuff was ok but he progressively got unfunny. He's a decent actor though.

>>713758200
dylan moran

What do you guys think about Doug Stanhope?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmzKmTIe_m4

>>713758200
Pythons
Stephen Fry (and Hugh Laurie back in the day)
Richard Ayoade
David Mitchell


American "comedians" can go suck fat cock.

Trevor Noah is an absolute shit comedian if you can even call him that

Bill Cosby is kek tier

>>713762158
no carlin?

>not having dave in your top anything

in no particular order
Dave Chapelle
George Carlin
Bill Burr
Patrice Oneil
Jeff Ross

>Andy Kaufman
>Norm MacDonald
>Kids in the Hall
>Million Dollar Extreme
in no order.
/thread

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>Ctrl F
>no Stewart Lee

>>713758200
given these 10:

1. George Carlin
2. Robin Williams
3. Rosie O'Donnell
4. Jerry Seinfeld
5. Dane Cook
6. Margaret Cho
7. Vanda Sykes
8. Trevor Noah
9. Russell Brand
10. Jeff Dunham

now for REAL power rankings:

1. George Carlin
2. Carol Burnett
3. Mitch Hedberg
power gap
9001. all that other shit tier faggotry

>>713758200
>/b/ is unironically this fucking cucked I can't tell if b8 or srs

>>713760178
And yet more legit than fax news...

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>>713758200
that has to be the most obvious bate i have ever seen.
>1/10
i hope when i scroll through these 100 comments they didnt all fall for it.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

>>713770220
i kind of like the daily show with trevor noah though. hes definatly not as funny as jon stewart, and hes pretty left. but atleast he had to suffer in his life and i do find a fair amount of his shit funny. it also keeps me fairly informed beause i dont have cable. even though its kinda biased. but so is everything now

>>713762720
Ah so you're one of the SJW white nationalists? Listen here faggot if you can take a dick you can take a fucking joke.

>>713758200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_LbmbKd_A4

>>713769927
No bill Cosby?

>>713770749
I love how he can't even spell recreation lol

>>713758707
Doesn't know the definition of autism

>>713770952

Check out the rest of his channel. Makes you glad you're not him.

>>713758200

Greatest comedians of all time

1.bill Cosby
2.Bill Cosby
3.bill cosby
4.Bill cosby
5.Bill Kosby
6.bill Kosby
7.Bill kosby
8.bill kosby
9.william Cosby
10.William Cosby
11.william cosby
12.William cosby
13.william kosby
14.William Kosby
15.william Kosby
16.William kosby
17.bill KKKosby
18.Bill KKKosby
19.william KKKosby
20.William KKKosby

This is the definitive top 20 comedians

>>713758200
no but i have to say tosh, murphy, stanhope, oswalt are all great for albums to listen to

sincere here, and op is a faggot btw

Trevor Noah? Really? That guy wouldn't know comedy if He was fucked up the ass by it.

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>>713771448

OP you have shit taste

Top three comedians
Jeff Dunham
Carlos mancea
Trevor Noah

Prove me wrong. Protip: you can't

>>713770167
At this point they're pretty much as bad as each other. Most news outlets can't be trusted and any non main stream media needs to be carefully examined before you can be sure to trust it.

It's kinda fucked really.

>>713770447
yeah man seriously. i still fucking like it. I end up having to watch republican comentators on all my news. i gotta balance it with some left daily show. Both sides are fully capable of being totally fucking braindead.
why the FUCK do i have to be liberal just because i beleive in global warming.
that seeems so retarded to me, dont make
me choose anti fucking global warming. thats
not for the citizens in any way. It can only be for big companys to be against global warmng.
i live on the shoreline man..

wow that really went off topic. sorry niggers..

>>713771598
>racist detected

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>>713771615
Legend

>>713771807
i I'm with CNN, are you a member of the alt right? Can I ask you about your Pepes?

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>>713771852
and it looks like I have down syndrom. son of a bitch

>>713758200
not going to bother commenting on your list but I just saw a Peter Dinklage special and that is one fucking funny dwarf-midget.

Is Amy Schumer famous for being funny? or is she more famous for being fat, jewish, and female?

I've never met anyone who found her funny. But i know too many people who laugh at of politeness.

>>713771807
Since when could anyone trust what is said on the idiot box or in the chip paper

>>713770220
no luck im afraid. every possible aspect of it was taken. it was like one of those maceral lures with 6 hooks. multi leveled bait

>>713758200
Low quality bait

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>>713771858
Trevor Noah really is bad if you think he's a racist for thinking so your only laughing because he's a minority

>>713770749

Not bad. Loving it.

>>713772035
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/events/nazi-pepe-controversy
i cant fucking beleive that is a thing. i just saw it mentioned on the daily show 3 mins ago too and researched. talk about coincidence!
booyyy howdy, golly gosh, thats a real brain tickler

>>713758200
>No Brian Reagan or Gabriel Iglesias
Brian Reagan takes me way the fuck back.

>>713771973

I'll be honest, I laughed.

>>713772305
i cant understand that sentence because you fucked the punctuation. i cant see where it ends.
also trevor noah is fairly funny. hes funnier then jimmy fallon and almost funnier then stephen colbert and they all do the same type of show, on a bigger budget.

>>713772305
that has to be the least legible run on sentences i've seen in a while

>>713758200
Nobody has said Dave Chappelle except for 2 people...

>>713758200

lol this is low quality bait.

>>713772714
>GARBIEL
>FUCKING IGLESIAS
Take your mexican fat nigger ass out of here, he's fucking terrible.

explain Amy Schumer

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>>713772305
lol wut?

>>713758200
>George Carling

>>713767697

Well that much is obvious by the way Carling just zoomed right by him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUjcig_O4wQ

>>713758200
no louis ck

George Soros.

>>713773073
fuck man, dave chappelle has the funniest stand ups out there, theres only like 2 online but ive seen them more then ive watched anyone else i think, exceot maybe jim jefferies, just because people i hang around with always throw him on netflix

>>713770220
i lol'd for some reason

Jimmy Fallon
Dana Cook
Carlos Mencia
Jeff Dunham
Carrot Top

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>>713767547

>>713773733
fuck off you idiot

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>>713771973

>>713767547
Nah he's alright, his new shit is bad.

>>713773733
>Jimmy Fallon

Nice bait, one of the most genuinely unfunny people, not to mention major alcoholic.

>>713758200
ray sipe is funnier than all of those people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HRgkKg7Bhs

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>>713758200
Jeff Dunham?... no...

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1. Marc Maron
2. Doug Stanhope
3. Tom Segura
4. Louis C.K.
5. Joe Rogan
6. Jamie Kilstein
7. Patton Oswalt

>>713759931

>faggot millennial spotted

>>713773873
trevor noah beats jimmy fallon and most of those other guys like conan and shit. way funnier. maybe hes not that good of a standup but i honestly like his show. obviously it was better with jon stewart, but anything is better with jon stewart..

>>713774117
faggot weirdly old as fuck guy spotted

Amy Schumer number juan

Jeff Dunny > George Carling

>>713774259
Wow, you sure showed him

>>713764817
Do you know where you are?

>>713774044
i cant tell if i'de like you or not. i dont think i would, like those are good commedians and everything. But its just weirdly random choices for all of them, especially when you only have 7.

>>713774270
when she says ma vagiana, i seriously loose my shit

>>713758200
Trevor Noah sucks. He's a shill for the democratic establishment.

>>713774399
Did i ever, I imagine it probably hurt him as much as your really dope (cuz I'm a millennia, get it ) comment hurt me...

>>713774636
I can't stand that cunt bill Cosby best comedian ever

This guy is fucking underrated. I love his stuff. His material is touched by god. I swear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuEDAD7jVjo

>>713774913
women are funny, get over it

>>713774913
i normally dont like to use the word edgy but was
that the most autistic attempt at edgyness ive ever
seen in my entire fucking life?

>>713758200
1.7/10
Get rid of Dunham and Cook. Add at least either Kyle Kinane or Louis CK

>>713775159
it would make it atleast alittle less obvious of bate, you knew from tevor noah though, ive never seen a decent to mediocre comedian generate so much hate. holy fuck

>>713774044

If you think these people are funny i genuinely hope you die.

>>713772305
kys

>>713758200
2/10, forgot Carlos Mencia

>>713775007
fuck off vaughn, nobody cares. go run somewhere.

>>713773418
>actual best comedian
>cult following
>spelled wrong.
this guy sure knows how to bait a hook

>>713775007
he does a good owin wilson impression

his jokes are dad level though

>>713775480
That's cool

>>713775480
loise ck is pretty funny most times
and i used to hate joe rogan but i kek'd at his mos t recent shit on netflix,

The rest are forgetable at best

>>713758200
find a noose and die

1. Bill Burr
2. Patrice O'neal (RIP)
3. Jim Norton
4. Nick Dipoalo
5. Eddie Murphy
6. Dane Cook. fuck you he's hilarious
7. Dave Chappelle
8. Jim Jeffries even though he is kind of a shitlib faggot that thinks we should ban guns.

9.Brian Regan
10. Ricky Gervais even though his atheism bullshit does get tedious.

>>713776013
louis' early standup is amazing

>>713775644

I'm not vaughn. But i'm a huge fan of him. If you don't like it, i can respect your opinion.

>>713776146

Jimmy Carr honorable mention.

>>713776146
i also like the old o&a show

>>713769781
This guy has taste

>>713776247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb6pddS2cYo

Vaughn Fry is the most like /b/. He has the balls to say what all of us think.

>>713758200
Good list, honorable mentions

Amy Schumer
Ricky Gervais
Jimmy Dore
Kathy Griffin

Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks
Bill Hicks

Doug Stanhope
George Carlin

>>713775881
I've never been more serious. I hope anyone that has ever paid money to see Patton Oswalt perform his pathetic excuse for comedy dies painfully and slowly. Not joking even a little bit. I sincerely hope that happens.

>>713776013
Louis Ck is the definitely the only one even remotely funny but I can't laugh at his jokes anymore after he shilled for Hillary so hard. Every public appearance he made over the last year he was talking about how people should vote for hillary and he sent that email out to his fans about how Trump is a bad guy and shit. really tiresome. I hate when celebrities talk about politics. so annoying.

>>713776309

pretty much kek

>>713758200
1. Every americunt that takes himself seriously

>>713776548
Shilling is when you are bribed to promote someone. He was just telling us who he thought should be president.

>>713765510
Jeremy Hotz

In no particular
> Richard Pryor
> George carlin
> Paul mooney
> Louis c.k
> Jim Jefferies
> Dave Chappelle
> Red Foxx

>>713760294
I don't see a Carlin on the list

Bill Hicks

FUCKING BILL HICKS

>>713765324
this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR9BDpn9kjs

I like
1. Dick Chappelle
2. Kevin Tart
3. Jeff Foxworthy
4. Garry the Table Guy
5. George Carling

Bill Cosby
Seinfeld
Chris Rock
Don Rickles
Louis Black
#IStandWithBill

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>>713758200
>1. Trevor Noah
You're a fucking idiot.

>>713776754
Red foxx! My nigga!

>>713776548
yeah but hes got one or 2 young daughters so donald trump as president worries him for womens rights and early education and shit

>>713777555
not that im a feminist! i actually fucking hate modern feminism. its just i can see how someone with young daughters could be pretty anti trump pretty easily. especially cuz hes like a single dad

>>713777114
as soon as i saw that as one i knew what this was. but i really dont understand all the hate. hes gotta be better then jimmy fallon and all other talk show dicks. and his jokes are better then stephen colberts new ones. hes just a little left but only points out idiots so whatever.

>>713776726

shilling in this context I don't think is actually a word but I think it applies in this context because he did have an interest in supporting hillary because he understands the social and financial impact it would have on him if he didn't support Hillary. So to me it just seemed like self serving virtue signaling.

>>713778028
>my fans gotta vote shillary because her policies fits my agenda the most!

k, sounds like a lovely dude.

1. Bob Hope
2. Milton Berle
3. Jack Benny
4. Ted Healy
5. Morey Amsterdam
6. Alan King
7. David Brenner
8. David Steinberg
9. Ed Wynn
10. George Gobel

>>713778407
>millennial detected

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>>713777905
>hes gotta be better then jimmy fallon and all other talk show dicks. and his jokes are better then stephen colberts new ones.
He's not though, his jokes suck. He obviously hates white people, he's an uppity faggot, he's not even an American but he feels like he can comment on American politics. He's a fucking idiot. No wonder why no one is watching his shit show.

>>713775028
(I get the reference)
But
Women can be funny but telling my vagina isn't funny. Would I get famous by going on stage and yelling my scrotum!
If so this is my routine

You know those days where you wake up and you're face itches from your neck stubble that's my scrotum all the time it's got all sorts of nasty stuff all over it

>>713778407
fuckin who?


if your first upon reading that^ is "thats the point" I hope your next thought is, "i think its time to kill myself"

Hannibal is pretty good

>>713771448
This guy is on to something

>>713778820
Yes, comedians have only been around for about 20 years, you stupid son of a bitch

>>713778947
Hannibal is pretty good
Didn't he have his own show at one time?

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gtfo, reddit

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>>713777905
lol this dumbass kept saying that trump couldn't win. Well ummmmmmm TRUMP WON!

Bill Hicks>All

>>713778684
>hes half white, he doesnt hate white people.
And all your other shit just seems like its based on poilitics and not his character

his writers are obviously pretty left
he seems to run on his own more then some dicks though who are glued to the prompter. i laugh watching the show frequently and i hate feminists, i hate lazy minorities. but i also hate fucking climate change denier, bible thumpers, abortion haters, and jail promoters. i gotta go liberal ol man. rupiblicans just seem like theyre anti common sence on so many issues. not saying their incapable of being right. they have some okay econimic views. aiding the rich over poor is fucking stupid though.

daily show wouldnt be able to be so liveral if they didnt have constant amunition is all im sayin in this rand

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Joey Diaz. Cock sucker.

>>713778791
I always lol when she starts MUH VAGINUUUUH

>>713770167

Herp derp. You're both retarded and a faggot.

>>713779400
so did literally everyone else. and to be fair it was more like people didnt think hilary could just keep getting less and less likeable more then trump being that successful.

>>713764439
Thank you, for being the only person to recognise Geoff Tate

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>>713779564
You're a fucking idiot if you like Trevor Noah.

Also, I'm sure he's 100% controlled by triggered libtards. Libtards are really the ones that are anti-common sense. MUH BIGOTRY, BUT I DON'T THINK YOUR OPINION IS WORTH ANYTHING.

Face it, the show fucking sucks and is only worse because of brainwashed TV watchers watching late night comedy shows lol. Listening to this fucking idiot makes you below the fucking idiots who can't parse news to see if it's real or not.

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>>713779743
wat? You're english is so fucked.

>>713778968
hahahaha oh, i didnt recognize them i assumed they were new and obscure. but youre the exact opposite (yet so fucking similar) type of faggot that tries to pretend he just really loves these older guys he just looked up on the computer, trying to seem classy or intelligent or something. what the gay as fuck

>>713771725
Jeff Dunham is white puppet trash made for middle Americans who can't sit through a fucking set up.
Carlos mencea believes he rehashes other comedy for Latinos. HE believes it.
And Trevor Noah is meh, definitely not top tier comedy. Although the South African thing is pretty neat.

>>713780178
to be fair, people didn't think Hillary could continue to become less and less likable as time went on. Which resulted in the election being for trump to a greater degree then trump being a successful candidate. So he underestimated trump is a lot less accurate then saying Hilary fucking shit the bed. he really doesnt deserve a lot of credit.*******

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>>713780073
>Anything I don't like is shit
>Anyway, back to watching my little pony

>>713772140
There isnt a good female comedian yet. They're grossly oversexualizing their acts because they think they have to but they don't. Someday tho

>>713780901
Judy Gold
Lisa Lampanelli
Whoopi Goldberg
Kristin Wiig

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>>713780662
He does though. He connected with people. He's the first president that will talk directly with the american people (Twitter). He literally wrecked the narrative of all liberals. HIllary is a failed politician, she has done NOTHING in her time. She has only caused problems and scandals during her time. She can't even run an email server. She couldn't even campaign like Trump did, she was spending millions of dollars trying to get celebs to campaign for her, yet she still failed. People were leaving her events after the stars were off the stage. She's a fucking failure, in 2008 and in 2016. People have awoke muh niggah.

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>>713780847
Hold on a second. You're literally being the one that says anything I don't like is shit. You didn't even try to defend your point. LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

>>713780073
Most people who beleive in basic human rights dont act retarded and start spouting bigotry shit. most liberals dont act that fucking gay. but human beings shouldnt have any less rights for any reason regarding differences. Any argument against that is rediculous. I fucking hate when feminists say guys are bigots and shit. we have the exact same rights and opportunities. its not mens fault women dont sign up for engineering. theres no reason in the orld they couldnt.
you cant really argue with that without saying "i think some human beings should have less rights then others and some people SHOULDNT BE ALOUD to decide what to do with themselves and their lives"

where as republicans think women shouldnt have the right to choose, gays shouldnt get married(who cares), global warming isnt real. tax the poor, give millions to the rich (obama did bail out banks ill give you that. but he was given that situation he didnt manufacture it). We should just carpet bomb the middle east (and breed the next generation of terrorists in the process by killing kids parents (like we do every 10 or 15 years for a few years. and they lie statistically almost twice as much and sometimes more then democrats. also totally opposed to science in most forms

>>713781206
That argument was garbage man. i dont know how you can say shes failed. she accomplished just as much as anyone with her job in peace time. and everyone has scandles but for some reason you hear about hers (definatly not because she ran for president a few times...) the email thing was stomped into the ground and people have done it before her. it was stupid and wrong but not illigal or that devistating. and everyone knows bengazi was a cluster fuck but not really anyones fault. missinformation fucked people up. and no one can campaign like trymp
ie: cause a scandal every single fucking week so he is the most advertised thing for a year and a ha;f straight. hillary tried pretty hard to lose. donald trump didnt try hard to win. didnt even publish his tax returns which should have been murder to his bid. i mean fuck man what could be on them to be that scared.
in:b4 audit
thats a proven fucking blatent lie.

>>713780847
hahaha thanks man, i thought i was the only one who realised these guys are fucking triggered faggots.
i fucking hate haveing to say triggered but it fits pretty well

>>713780178
>wat
> you're english is so fucked
>you're
>you are english is so fucked

>>713775028
>>713781122
Goldberg below G's to The View. She can't be a comedian anymore.
And I want a female comedian that doesn't talk about sex. For a whole set.

>>713782850
i wana fuk u inthe ass

>>713758200
Faggot OP's secret #11: Amy Schumer

>>713783033
GOOd on fagut

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>>713758200

>>713758200

The only ones on that list who are even remotely funny are Williams and Seinfeld.

Frankie Boyle

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>>713758200
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>713758200
Why is Robin Williams on your list of shit comedians, he was a chill guy. Also to soon.

>>713767818
Hell yeah buddy #1

>>713767818
HYDEWARS

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>Obvious Troll
>252 replies
>never change /b/

Dave Chappelle
Eddie Murphy
Mitch Hedberg
Dane Cook
Daniel Tosh
George Carlin
Dave Attell
Nick Swardson

>>713785367
What about Bill Burr? Anyone? Also Dane cook is shit.

>>713785524
Dont like Bill Burr. And I liked Danes first couple comedy cds from back in the day....

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>>713758200
>God Tier Comedians
>1.
>Trevor Noah
Stopped reading

Jeff Dunham
Bo Burnham
Dane Cook
Sinbad
Sandra Day O'Connor
Doc McStuffins
Elmo
4chan

>>713758200
>Louise C.K. and Bill Burr not listed
>Puppet Boy is
Get out faggot.

>>713782345
>>713781545
If those were better written ide compliment the quality of your arguments.

>>713779022
It was called "Why? With Hannibal Burress" but it didn't last long. Honestly, he's better as co host for the Eric Andre Show. But yeah, he's pretty funny.

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You faggots don't know comedy

>>713764439
Kyle Kinane? Aw hell yeah. 10/10

>>713786726
thank you for your service to our country, tough guy

>>713782989
sex and periods and all the boyfriends shes had that meant nothing to her the whole time.


woman take 20 or 30 dates to rrealise if theyre in love/ have anything resembling legit feelings, the ability to fall in love with that person. men take 2-4 dates.

women get in relationships with men because its the best they can do at the time. they need dick without looking like a slut and someone to do shit for them and keep their self esteem boosted.

this is why so many women are starting the next relationship before the first one ended. it didnt mean anything in the first place.

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>ctrl+f
>no anthony jeselnik
>mfw

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>Don Rickles
>Ronald Reagan
Does anybody remember the age of roasts?

>>713761759
this guy fucking rules

>>713787020
Isn't that what lil' Jimmy said to Jessie ventura as he stormed out?

>>713763631
patrice was the shit, loved shorties watching shorties with him and nick di paolo

>>713764702
the ORIGINAL roast master

>>713787690
other way around

George Carlin
Christopher Titus
Bill Engvall
Louis CK
Dave Chapelle

>>713764945
the only other person that deserves to be with these two guys is sam kinison

>>713769007
drop louis and you got a list going

>>713769441
dude, fry and laurie, awesome, and the pythons are in a league of their own, maybe the marx brothers too

>>713788085
And the diceman

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Dennis-fucking-Miller, fuck you all

>>713788397
early dice only

>>713762158
Pretty good list.