My friend is unresponsive in ICU right now. I need some laughs

someone post gore, im on phone

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>>713726690

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Any of this helping, nigger?

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>>713727570
Congrats on being that guys personal army.

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>>713726517

>>713726517
rip in piece

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>>713727899
Checked

>>713727751
That's hardly gore, it's not bloody or graphic. The face is just ridiculous and that's a little funny.

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>>713728023
I agree it isn't gory, but at the time you had replied to that one last fag, it just seemed like you were doing it for him

>>713727305
satan summons this little elf to do his bidding

gets me everytime

>>713728984
Wow

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How about some fighting? That always makes me laugh

>>713729294
Wtf are her eyes... Damn

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>>713726517
Hahahahahahahahahaha he gonna die

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>>713726517
How about a joke?

Knock knock.
<who's there?>
Not your friend, pretty soon.

HONK HONK!

I've been dead before and it's arite so don't feel bad I guess

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>>713729467
>>713729475

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>>713726517
please send pic of frind as is

>>713726517
If this is the case then maybe hiding from how you feel is being a coward anon. I'd try to develop some character if I were you, not hide from my feelings behind memes.

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>>713729811
yes. we will do cum tributes and rate his face

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>>713729883
What the fuck are you on about?

>>713729215
Beautiful. Nigga got juked

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>>713726517
unplug him

>>713729903
I.CUM.U

Never change, /b/.

>>713729363
wtf

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>>713729903
This is good, but my favorites are even the girls hate it

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>>713730162
Parenting done right

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One of my favorites

>>713730323
>punching before fucking
>fucking pleb

>>713730758
>when you fighting Medusa

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Another personal favorite. Beast mode

>>713726517
no faggot. youre not supposed to feel good when your friend is in bad shape. its part of life to feel like shit when shit things happen. deal with it and become a better person instead of retreating to stupid humor.

>>713727305
That poor little girl.

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>>713729903
HEADSHOT!

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>>713731429
Are you lost?

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch. I'll have you know my name is Mc'Mick, and I woke up this morning 5:30 sharp to the smell of wet pussy. I was getting a blowjob from two bitches (Shit was SO Cash), one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. She started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. I gave it to them and they were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Must have come about a quart of sperm and compressed air. Imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. I had to go to base camp so I front-flipped from my 14th floor barracks into my valet parked 2012 Ferrari (I got connexions). Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at base camp in no time. When I entered, I became a top sniper and was granted access to the entire arsenal of the USMC. I learned how to kill someone in over 700 different ways and was assigned to be the leader of a squad that will kill 300 terrorists using gorilla warfare tactics. Also did 6000 push-ups, 8000 sit-ups and bench-pressed 30 plates in 16 minutes. After basic training, I met a network of secret spies who will help me trace your IP address, while eating gold plated sushi and 15,000 $ champagne. My unit got the rest of the day off and I became captain of our base's football team and starter of the basketball team. I got straight A's on the military entrance exams and received more awards. Meanwhile, you were jacking off to pictures on Facebook and naked drawn Japanese people. Went back in the Lambo to my barracks and now I am getting ready to go to sleep. I am going to graduate at the top of my class in the Navy Seals tomorrow and I want to look pretty much perfect for it. Don't be a stranger and remember, I did more in one day than you will your entire life

>>713726517

Maybe he's not really sick, but you are just an annoying and clingy asshole. Could be he's just faking it and has had to go to this length to get you to leave him the fuck alone.

>>713731625
“Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch"

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>>713731864
You got a problem, bro?

>>713729903
God that's hot

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>>713732095

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>>713726517

>>713732217
Moar like this

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>>713732276
Give what you got nigger

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>>713732319
That is a PTSD right there.

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>>713731864

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Someone should start a girls who hate cum thread.

>>713729548
>>713729548
And yet if this exact same thing happened with all white kids beating a single black kid it would make national headlines, no matter the circumstance behind it.

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>>713731864

>>713732598
So hot

>>713732747
It would be filled with pics and vids of my wife :(

>>713732598
one of my favorites! I remember downloading that vid from Kazaa like 15 years ago.

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>>713733727
Nice.... Got any to share?

>>713732478
Yes, that's (Me)

>>713730683
i hate old people so much

>>713734444
hot

>checked

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>>713734444
nice digits

>>713734815
Top kek

>>713732464
she's remembering dad

>>713734814
Source?

>>713734815
Kek
Know this big
Had a go-fund me afterwards because his teeth were hillpeopled

>>713735891
Fuck off, sourcefaggot

>>713736302
Never heard that one. Did I forget to say please?