My ideal bf is... 1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle

>>713719484
> bf
> bottom
PIDOR

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>>713720838
I should red-pill you on pidors, retard. Pidor is the one who gets penetrated

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>>713719484
I'm everything but 7... but that seems to be the deciding factor in all relationships

>mfw

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>>713721139
>I'm everything but 7
WHORE

huge muscle ass
kek

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>>713719484
now that you have those standards, will you meet ANY of the standards of such a man?

Or are you a fat weab shitpile like I think you are?

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>>713722894
Depends on what standards they have

>fat weab shitpile
No

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>>713723397
considering that this is a top-tier male, he will go for top-tier females. So if your a faggot you are automatically out. If you are fat you are automatically out. If he looks good you have to look as good or better.

that's how this works.

>>713719484
I'm everything but a bottom. Sorry dood, not gay.

>>713723955
Fuck it, I'm drunk enough rn, OP post pic.

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>>713723756
Thanks, captain obvious.

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Everything except 6, RIP.

Guess my race lol

>>713724133
>>713724063
ya OP. post pic so we can see how unrealistic your standards are.

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>>713723955
>I'm everything but a bottom
Dropped

>>713723756
I see you're not a top-tier man, bby

>>713724295
Spic?

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>>713724374
Will trade pics on KIK

>>713724406
do you have a dick?

OP IS A FATTY
HEHE HUH HUH HAHA LMAO KEK ZOZZLE ME NOZZLE

meanwhile you're a fat sassy bitch

>>713719484
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
Yes, except for the hugle muscle ass. My glutes are tones but not huge.
>2. 20-40 years old
Check
>3. can cook delicious food
Check
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Kafka yes, Proust not so much
>5. bottom
Switch
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
I'm a nordic gallophile
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Eh. Not so much. I want someone with guts who is free in spirit. I want to live.

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>>713724406
Top-tier? I'm fucking godlike. A golden God.

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>>713724561
Sure

>>713725038
I'm not retarded by the way, I just couldn't spell it seems.

Because these faggots didn't^^
Tits or gtfo

>>713719484
You description is ME

I'm married to a 10/10 sex maniac

>>713725137
It's a fat weeb friend

5 and 7.. welp

seeing your standards though.. you propably have a shit tier personality

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>>713724454
God no

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>>713725417
Asian?

>180-190 cm
>Asian
Almost impossible, no?

>>713725784
Almost impossible, yeah. I'm not squinty asian.

#freekashmir

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>>713726265
Indian? Turk? Arab?

>>713719484
>My ideal bf is...

>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
Height and muscle mass is indicators of (biological) fitness. To grow high means that during adolescence the male had access to a lot of calories. This indicates that either he or his family (or both) had good genes. Muscle mass requires access to a lot of calories, again indicating good (biological) fitness, and thus good genes. Huge muscle ass is probably also such an indicator, could be a weak environmentally acquired paraphilia in the OP. These requirements fits within the normal spectrum of fitness criteria evolved through sexual selection.
>2. 20-40 years old
The biological and social prime age for men. The exclusion of the 16-19 age bracket is probably due to social stigma, which suppress the positive biological aspects of this age bracket. Could also be influenced by the lack of social status negatively working against this age bracket.
Probably also an indicator of OPs own age, which is likely under 30.

>3. can cook delicious food
Cooking food indicates good motor skills, good mental skills and indirectly the ability to spend time and money on a leisurely activity. All indicators of good fitness.
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Indicates good mental capacity, a strong indicator of good fitness.

>>713726890

>5. bottom
The etiology for BDSM-related desires are not well understood, but it correlates with higher than average IQ. It also seems to at least partially be caused by environmental factors, so there might be something in OPs life that contributed to these inclinations.

>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
OP might have a high sex drive. This could be related to #5. It would be tempting to assume sexual abuse, but it could be something much more gentle or even just coincidence. The fact that OP didn't specify "switch" might indicate that she is younger than expected, it is not uncommon for people who practice BDSM for a while, no matter if they started out as a top or bottom, to eventually enjoy the other side.

>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Again an indicator of young age. If OP is not young (18-21), then this could be related to #5 and #6.

>Your thoughts?
See above.

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>>713726890
>>713726913
This made me lel

>>713726890
>>713726913

Conclusion: OP is a young female who is attracted to and seek a (biologically) fit male in his prime age. OP may have developed certain behavioral traits due to abnormal environmental conditions during her sexual development, which presents them selves as a high sexual drive, the inclination towards dominance, and perhaps a weak asthenic personality disorder.

>>713727507
>>713726483
>>713725784
>>713725417
>>713725073
>>713724406

The use of anime reaction images is a strong indicator for OP either being a) fat or b) of Asian origin or a)+b).

It also increases the likelihood of OP being a male pretending to be a female, a troll.

>>713727567
10/10 post

>>713726890
>>713726913
>>713727567
>>713727790

Good shit, anon

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>>713727790
>The use of anime reaction images is a strong indicator for OP either being a) fat or b) of Asian origin or a)+b).
Who said so?

>>713728048
Society

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>>713728128
Maybe in Murica

>>713727790
hes propably a fat faggot. look, im a faggot aswell, but im not going around like "hurr durr im female and my perfect bf is strong, young, good looking, reads classic literature, and from a specific country. he needs to care for me and love me even though i cant give anything back because im a bitch"

fucking weeaboos

>>713728730
wtf my brain because this makes so little sense in theory

>>713728809
>litte sense
this whole thread in a nutshell

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>>713728730
Read the fucking thread before you fucking post

Where are you OP

>>713728809
>wtf my brain because this makes so little sense in theory
>wtf my brain because this
>wtf my brain because
>wtf my brain
>wtf my
>brain

>>713729050
the avatar fag is OP, how can you miss that?

>>713729161
No as in l o n d o n etc

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>>713719484
The only thing I have is I'm white
And I'm mixed Irish, Scottish, German and Russian

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>>713729050
Moscow

OP, one question: What do you have to offer to have such "high" standards?
Im not saying you dont have anything to offer, im just asking, because you wont find someone like this while being a total bitch.
My thoughts? why does the country matter? "The most sexual nations" makes no sense, because that are just statistics. There are romantic and sexual people in all countries, not just in those.

>>713719484
I think you need a better hobby than posting this everyday.

>>713719484
the thing is you're not the ideal gf for that kind a guy

>>713729939
/thread
deal with it OP

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>>713729939
>>713730016
>that beta auto-training

>>713730208
>beta
didnt know girls had to be alpha

>>713730208
sure yeah.. if you are such a hot top model why wouldn't you post a picture of yourself /w timestamp?

>>713730208
im a degenerate faggot, i dont even want to be alpha. Infact, thats the exact opposite of who I want to be

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>>713730395
Did I say I want a top model?

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>>713730365
Excuse me? Girls are the alphas in most of the relationships (excluiding the beta ones as obvious)

>>713730635
are you retarded?

>>713729440
>Moscow

Oh, in that case, I can fill out the rest of your list.

He must also

>Wear Adidas tracksuit
>Drive a pre 2000 Ford Fiesta
>Be willing to headbutt any fellow tracksuit wearing street thug who call you a cyka
>Be willing to buy you leapard pattern yoga pants and fake jewelry
>Have lots of potatoes
>Drink vodka and beer from plastic bottles

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>>713730807
No. Where did I say I need a top model like Wentworth Miller or Alen Delon?
180-190 cm is a normal height for a male adult, nothinf special, and being fit is pretty achievable unless you're a lazy cunt

>>713730723
In a healthy relationship there shouldnt be a "alpha and beta" system. They should be equals.

Also, the most common view on men and women is (NOT my world view btw):
Man = Alpha, in charge, strong, cares for finances
Woman = Beta, weak, cares "only" for family, has to be protected

>>713721139
>athletic
>can cook
>tall
>on /b/
Woah woah woah there....
No matter how terrible a thread is,you can't just autism up the place.

>>713731063
it's a statement now.. you are retarded

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>>713730971
Hey, there isnt anything wrong whit plastic bottles

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>>713730723
Fucking autist.

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>>713731063
>Wentworth Miller
cool.. I get it now

>>713719484
my thoughts are that you'll die alone
somehow I'm not seeing a picture of you

>>713719484
>exactly 180 cm out of shoes
>build between otter and athletic, could probably swing to athletic with more bulking, sadly my ass is not huge, just normal but toned
>21 years old
>been cooking all my life, but I won't cook every single time
>Kafka and Proust, that's entry-tier /lit/, babe I could lend you some REAL literature
>I'd say I'm 65/35 bottom/top
>white british
>utterly monogamous, any kind of infidelity is instant and total grounds for breaking off all contact and shaming that person for the rest of their lives imo

How did I do?

>>713731261
Prove me wrong bitch, if your girls didnt had a father is your problem

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>>713731216
>Hey, there isnt anything wrong whit plastic bottles

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>>713731546
8/10

so.. let's summarize
>insecure bitch/gay
>high demands
>on /b/
>watching some weird cartoon stuff

you do understand that a man like that wouldn't even talk to you.

if you want attention, op, you have to post a pic of yourself

>>713731890
also if not b8
cause OP is probably a overweight-basement-dwelling-shitposting faggot

>>713731926
>insecure
>ugly
>fat
on /b/ so prob. fat and ugly

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>>713732022
>>713731890
>>713731970
>those self-projections

>>713731926
will trade

literaly me without kafka/proust shit, what is that?

>175 cm
>not thin, not fat, not athletic. "normal"
>18
>i like cooking and baking
>Kafka and Goethe are great
>Bottom
>german
>love cuddling and I think every decent human being is monogamous.. am I wrong with that?

Im around 60% into guys though

From what ive read in this thread, Id rate you 4/10 personality wise.

>>713732162
prove me wrong

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>>713732238
>what is that?
Nearly ideal bf

>>713719484
My ideal gf is...
>Not too tall, tall chicks are weird
>18-20 years old
>Submissive
>White European. (No niggers, slavs, sand niggers, etc).
>Natural blonde or red hair
>Knows how to deepthroat
>Lets me fuck her in the ass and have my way with her
>Doesn't speak unless spoken to
>Smiles even when I tell her to rim me
>Will leave me alone after I cum
>Doesn't drain my bank account
>Will allow my sexual advances any time

You know what I call her? An escort.

I don't know why any man would cuck him self to be with someone like OP.

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>>713731767
Show your face bitch, youre not Eliza to ask for a 10/10

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>>713719484

>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
186cm, not really athletic but definitely not fat/unhealthy. "Huge muscle ass"? Fucking wat
>2. 20-40 years old
25
>3. can cook delicious food
If you like fish finger sandwiches and baked potatoes you're in for a treat
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Dont even know what that shit is
>5. bottom
Either is good, providing you dont just lay there and do nothing
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
British
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
And licking and biting you all over until you reek of my spit

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>>713719484
Great musical taste
A beard, long/mi-long hair
Man buns are cool
Anything beyond 165-170cm is amazing to me, i'm like 1m40

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Bitch you dont know what you want, youll gonna end whit some used chad unless you stop thinking you are in sesamo street

>>713732853
Forgot to add fat men are cool too. They're cool to cuddle with and are usually very good at sex.

>>713732684
>Either is good, providing you dont just lay there and do nothing
you have no idea what a bottom is, do you?

>>713732162
>will trade
Post kik

>>713733018

Dont worry, I do. You're not stuffing anything in me and you'll never be on top of me unless im on my back.

>>713730723
>girls are the alphas in most

I think you've confused being alpha with having a pussy.

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>>713733018
Kek

what the fuck is a kafka or proust? sounds like some disease

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>>713719484
You post this every day and refuse to show your face. You're ugly as fuck and have disproportionately high standards for an ugly fucker like yourself. Admit it already, or show your face. If you honestly think you're attractive enough to be with someone like that, then you should have no problem showing your face. I already know you won't though, because you're an ugly faggot.

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OP is a faggot
confirmed
sage in all fields

>>713720954
pidor means something like seaxual deviant it is used for both homosexuals and pedophiles

>>713733100
im not OP.
Just saying that you cant be a top "without doing anything"

>>713733218
Kafka is a jew so

>>713733258
b8

>>713733258
I second this

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>>713733258
I hope this thought will help you fall asleep tonight

>>713733295
disgusting

>>713733426
He's right I've seen this thread twice today already

>>713719484
>My ideal bf is...
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
I'm 210, ripped, and my ass is hard as concrete.
>2. 20-40 years old
25 years old
>3. can cook delicious food
I'm a world renowned chef
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
Pfft, Heidegger with a side of theoretical n-dimensional Calabi–Yau manifold topology
>5. bottom
It's hard as concrete
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
English, grew up in France, with an Italian grandmother
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
I'd take you with me on my white horse as we ride to my secluded beacn cabin where we can cuddle and make passionate, romantic love to each other

>>713719484
>sits back and watches /b/ become tumblr over this post.

>>713724063

If you'd fuck a dude when you're drunk, you're a faggot.

I don't know why it's so fucking rampant on /b/ for faggots to deny their faggotry by calling feminine boys/traps 'her' and 'she'.

If anybody even runs 4chan anymore, they need to make a board dedicated to all you faggots.

>>713733523
it's shitposting it for a couple of days

Jesus christ, this thread again, thoughts are the same as last fucking time

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My ideal gf is....

1. Between 5 and 6 feet tall
2. White except american (fuck that accent)
3. Sits on my lap at every opportunity
4. Doesn't play shitty teenage mindgames
5. Has huge tits
6. Has her own income and life goals
7. Doesn't spend all her free time on her smartphone looking at imgur
8. Doesn't talk about other people 24/7
9. Funny
10. Intelligent
11. Ranks top 1000 in WN8 on EU server

>>713719484
stale pasta
autosage

>>713733538

>It's hard as concrete

I think you're missing the fact that OP's a fag, faggot.

And if you were the 'perfect male' that OP's talking about, you wouldn't be lying about yourself on /b/.

>>713719484
>English
>most sexual nation
>English

nigga what

>>713733272

And I'm saying my last girlfriend didn't even do that.

>>713719484
>My ideal gf is....
1. Member of a Battle Order
2. purges heretics
3. loves the Emperor

Why is everyone so butthurt ITT?

>>713733538
>ultimate bait

>>713733958
cause op is being a massive fgt

>>713733723
Everthing but 1, 2, 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, and 11
At least I'm honest about myself :'^)

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>>713733946
Show me your heavy bolter, baby...

You'll die alone. You'll find someone. But you'll just settle for pretty and suffer the rest of your life.

>>713719484
yeah but do you do anal?

>>713734241
So, shorter an 5 feer ot higher than 6 feet, american or non-european white, small tits, unemployed, chatty, dumb, dumb sense of humour, and not into world of tanks.

What do you have that makes up for your .. shortcomings?

>>713734443
Read #5, retard.

>>713734700
Right but you think even people who identify as tops don't like to swap every now and then?

>>713734241

>Stupid sweaty short greasy mexican with no job and mediocre tiddies trying to sit on my lap and make me smell like spicy beans and warm cheese

Tough one....

>>713733426
This is all you respond with too. You're an ugly piece of shit and you know it. Lying to people on the internet is just fucking pathetic.

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>>713734876
>some retard from /b/ thinks I'm as ugly and fat as him
Gonna go kym now kek

>>713734859
I never bottom

>>713719484
kek pretentious fuck
let me drop this and then abandon the thread
-You either are
A)gay
B)shemale
C)partial feminist
-You want to be on top of the relationship but want someone to get your back or at least someone you can blame on (ergo useless)
-You want someone that actually can take care of you without getting too involved
-Bet you dont even know how to handle yourself

Oh btw way to spam this pasta

I'm bored. I'll bite. Trade me, op
[email protected]

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>>713719484
>be me
>be italian
>be 1.86 (metric system)
>can't cook, neither intrested in eating
>not intrested in reading Czech or French shit
>have bottom
>white
>monogamous

guess nobody's perfect

>>713735383
>I never bottom

So, what you saying is..

What your looking for is..

..a good boy?

>>713734608
A dick

>>713735625
oh, btw
>6'4 190, yes muscular, yes ass
>19
>some cooking like burgers or spahgetti sure
>never read either of them in my life. Only german i've read is Nietzsche
>hell yeah
>mostly white, little bit of native american
>sure?

OP is a...Пидoр/pirobo/faggot/pédé...etc,etc

>>713733538
>My ideal bf is...
>1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle ass
I'm 4 kilometers tall bitch
>2. 20-40 years old
I'm both 20 AND 40 years old, BITCH
>3. can cook delicious food
I have over 6 thousand Michelin Stars under my belt and my food is literally so good it's classified as a schedule 3 narcotic
>4. reads Kafka and Proust
I've read every single book written. Twice.
>5. bottom
Bitch I'm so submissive I'd let you drive over my nuts with a SUV while you cuck me with your black colleague from accounting
>6. white, preferably French, Italian or English cause those are the most sexual nations
I'm whiter than the sun and so sexual I invented the missionary position
>7. monogamous, loves romance and cuddlings
Bitch I'm more romantic than Michael Bolton on a unicorn, more monogamous than a pair of gay siamese twins into incest, and more cuddly than the facehugger from Alien.

Rate me.

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>>713735625
Don't have a telegram, can takj to you on KIK though

>>713731139
what do you mean are you saying not everyone on the internet if 6'4? holy cannoli

>>713736759
literally just made this account
FreeloBaggins

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>>713735383
>le projecting meme

Fuck off with that shit. If you weren't ugly your face would be plastered all over this board to prospective fuckbuddies. You're ugly, and you have disproportionately high standards. Quit making these threads and focus on bettering yourself so maybe you can be with someone like that. Fucking faggot.

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>>713738482
You shouldn't bother cause you're not like that anyway and I'll never fuck your ass