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The Florida boy died last week after accidentally eating a cake

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The Florida boy died last week after accidentally eating a cake that had nuts in it. Oakley was allergic to nuts.
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>>713691856
deez nuts claims another innocent soul
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ok
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>>713691856
Don't care
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Which nuts?
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>>713692150
DEEZ NUTZ
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>>713692281
Got eem!
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>>713691939
So true
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The amount of samefag in this thread. Cringing hard.
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probably deserved it with a name like Oakley
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>>713692842
>>713692281
>>713692150

get your underage bullshit out of here and promptly kill yourself you fucking piece of literal cancer.
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>>713691856
i am too kek no homo!
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>>713691856
in that picture, he looks like he is already dead
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cancer
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>>713692931
you're new here, aren't you?
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>>713693029
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>>713691856
how do you accidentally eat a cake?
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>>713691856
welp thats nature at work
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>>713693222
look, because you're a new friend i'll go easy on you, but in the bottom right corner of each /b/ thread is 4 numbers (16/1/11/4 as of this post), these show how many individual posters there are in the thread. so it's quite wasy to tell when there is samefagging going on. also, welcome to /b/!
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>>713691856
What's funny is the parents had the fucking epipen and didn't use it on him.
http://allergicliving.com/2016/11/29/after-sons-nut-allergy-tragedy-family-urges-food-allergy-education/
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>>713691856

who is this kid?
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>>713693761
Florida boy
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>>713693528
Look idiot, its as simple as putting your mobile device on airplane mode and tuning it off again. How are you this basic. If you aren't samefagging, take a screenshot of the thread and lets see how many of the replies have (You) written on them.
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>>713694007
Making an example right here. If im correct the number of posters should have changed.
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>>713694182
Dammit wifi was tuned on redo
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>>713694214
Wow see now there are seventeen posters. Lets do it again.
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>>713694007
You do realize some people use a desktop or notebook computer to browse /b/ rather than a phone, right?
And since you're stupid enough not to understand what that means, it means they can screencap a thread and just shoop out (You) from their cap.
Retarded newfag.
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>>713694286
18 posters.
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>>713694007
good enough, fag boy?
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>>713691856
Good. We should be letting these people die, it creates a stronger species.
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>>713694312
It can be done on a PC as well. Its pretty fucking easy to ping your IP. You're sounding more and more like an imbecile. Justpost a damn screenshot and if it doesnt have (You) written all over it, ill believe you. Oh and in case you werent aware you can screenshot from PC as well.
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>>713691856
Good trim out the weak
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>>713693357
Underrated post. Haha
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>>713694466
>ping an IP
>on 4chan
H'ok elite hacker 4chan.
What's my IP.
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>>713694466
>being this retarded
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>>713694389
Mmm no. Lol. You really must think I'm a retard. Unless you're OP you wouldnt be the samefag.
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>>713694587
You are very much a retard.
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>>713694572
Obviously unless I were a mod I wouldnt be able to see your IP asshole. But I think that my previous comments speak for themselves when they change the number of posters. Unless Im like 5 different people's on different computers
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>>713694587
yes, see >>713694573 where i said i think you're retarded.
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>>713694703
Which implies why you think Im stupid enough to believe you.... Samefag.
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Culling kids with shitty genes, seems ok
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>>713694700
You previous comments do speak for themselves, problem is that they are a drooling bunch of babbling idiocy that likely licks windows and rides the short bus.
Nigga, you's retarded.
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>>713694778
no, i think you're stupid enough to not believe me. there's a huge difference.
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I guess you can say he got, Nutted.
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>>713691856
Mmmmmmmm who cares? We could all be in a nice, comfy, comfy thread. But no, you gotta go and suck dicks, OP.
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>>713693024
how sad
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>>713694959
No Im pretty sure that you just don't understand how the message board works lol
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when you have 2 seperate people calling you retarded, you might actually be retarded
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>>713695153
Im pretty sure that you both took bait. Probably need to get your stomachs pumped fot all the bait you've taken.
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>>713695153
Oh gosh because two different people don't know how 4chan works that makes me a retard. I bet thats you on your PC and your mobile. LOL
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>>713695153
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>>713695091
>Accuses someone of not understanding how the message board works
>Doesn't know it's actually an image board
>Is retarded
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>>713695263
>I was only pretending to be retarded
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>>713695263
nah dog, nobody is this good at pretending to be stupid
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>>713695377
>>713695471
No I still know what Im talking about. Also, implying thats me.
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>>713695658
give up you retard, you've lost.
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>>713691856
Oakley has learned that people with nut allergies are the weakest link.
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>>713695429
>>713695658
Or maybe I am baiting. But I can still bait and know what Im talking about. Whichever annoys you more. Also i am a giant retard I don't know shit.
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>>713695658
When we just ping your IP we'll know it's you anon.
We'll backtrace you. Consequences will never be the same.
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>>713695760
You'd like to think that. Just because you dont know how posters and IPs work. NBD to me. You can just go on and keep acting like you are and Ill do with what I want with my knowledge.
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>>713695782
Only mods can see IP addresses. Dont illegal the rules of 4chin.
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Can we talk about the thread now
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>>713695860
>Ill do with what I want with my knowledge
So, drooling on your color books, shitting yourself in public, and generally making your parents regret not using birth control?
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>>713695999
Because Im obv the bigger and smarter person I'll ignore your goading.
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>>713695999
trips speak the truth. im out bro, good luck with mr. trisomy 21.
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>>713693696
dude, those things are fucking expensive to replace, of course they didn't use it.
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>>713695997
What's to say? Kid was allergic to nuts. Didn't read any labels and ate cake.
Retarded parents didn't shoot him up with the epipen they fucking had when he started having symptoms, and now blames other people for their fuckup.
Pretty par the course for fucking retarded people.
Which is what this thread is all about.
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I can't believe I just read two pussy faggots bitching back and forth for the last 2 minutes.
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>>713696145
Basically this thread was retarded from the get go.
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>>713696093
You right.
Kids are cheaper to replace - especially a broken unit one you've had for 11 years and had to clothe, feed, and care for.
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>>713696233
after 11 years of that little bitch not allowing nuts in the house, yea, i'd rather restart and eat some fucking cashews
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>>713696159
You're the pussy bitch.
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>>713696328
Well they can celebrate with a PB&J now.
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>>713696328
We should send them a gift basket of nuts and peanut butter for their loss.
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>>713696441
delicious
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>>713696492
Dad works here - https://www.ml.com/MLWM/System/ViewFAPage.aspx?pageurl=rpwmg&locator=2C8C74AC-04AB-4D14-95D4-50E05906016C
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>The Debbs family was in Kennebunkport for the Thanksgiving holiday. After Oakley ate the cake, he told his mother and she gave him Benadryl. It's always worked in the past and it seemed to work this time. Oakley said he felt great and went back to playing with his cousins and his twin sister.
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>>713696861
pics of twin sister is needed
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>>713691856
sad, he was hot as hell
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>>713697045
Hope you're into necrophilia as well as being a pedo.
He was 11. Go crack you open a cold one.
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>>713697045
Yes, it does seem to get quite hot in Florida.
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>>713693478
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>>713694527
>>713695761
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>>713697398
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Thread's deader than Oakley after some pound cake.
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That's absolutely
>nuts.
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>>713698797
kek
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what a fag
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>>713691856
Why was he named after sunglasses?
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>>713694007
>me giggling as this unfolds
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wow you yanks are dumb, i hope the parents enjoy the darwin prize
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Natural selection
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Cute kid. Pity he died. Would have loved the opportunity to pound his tight ass.
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>>713691856
link to story or it didn't happen.

also already image searched and returned nothing.
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>>713691856
well, at least he got a partiticipation medal
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An retard
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>>713697398
its natures way of saying that they were born little cunts mate
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>>713691856
Aww Nuts
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