My ideal bf is... 1. 180-190 cm, athletic build, huge muscle

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>>713635855
Do you have an ideal servant too?

>>713635855
stop posting this shit faggot second time i see it this week.

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dick lasers

>>713636117
You clearly don't lurk enough then

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>>713636013
Yes

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>>713636218
Do tell!

My ideal boyfriend is
180+cm
20-29
Dark hair green eyes
dreamy add type

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>>713636411
What's up

>>713635855
i'm 5'9, 450 pounds, the only thing i can cook is meth, i can't read, i'm a top in bed, i'm black and muslim, and i'm only into polygamous mormon women. lets date

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>>713636888
You're too kind OP

>>713635855
What about a Portuguese bf?

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>>713637122
You're being ironic?

>>713637230
Ok

I don't think anyone has a 180-190 cm cock

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>>713637319
Nope, not at all.
Out of curiosity, have you gotten much out of these threads? I've noticed your list has changed a little over time.

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>>713637714
Your curiosity is inappropriate

>>713635855
honestly this shit is pretty fucking annoying

>>713635855
my perfect gf

1. pulse
2. note a cunt

ezpz lemon squeeze

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Tfw no tall fit Russian bf to choke me while hate fucking me...

Ugh...

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>>713637926
My sincere apologies, OP.

ITT
>retard fudge packer posts about perfect bf
>retard tumblrina feels offended by curiosity

go fuck yourself OP. go fuck yourself hard with a rusty railroad spike. pathetic nigger.

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>>713638328
Bring me some coffee and croissants

>>713638489
ITP
>anon makes an ass of himself pretending to understand the thread

>>713638673
On it, I'll be back soon.

>>713635855
>>713636117
Agreed. Fuck off with shit..
Mods perma ban this faggot..

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>>713638850
Eat some banana, nigger

>>713638072
this desu
also kek'd

>>713635855
Category 1. Nope
Category 2. Yep
Category 3. Yep
Category 4. Nope
Category 5. Yep
Category 6. Yep and British
Category 7. Yep

Category 1 i'm twink/femboy, a personal trainer but not muscly per say. Am i good enough for you OP?

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>>713639173
>twink/femboy
>personal trainer
Really?

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>>713638673
I could only find magical sentient croissants of adorable cuteness... I hope it's to your liking.

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>>713639630
Thank you

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>>713639840
My absolute pleasure, OP.
May I assist you in any other way?

Are you a boy or a girl OP?

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>>713640332
Guess

>>713640204
I need massage :3

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Where is my maid? Why do I have to bump my thread myself?

>>713641100
Considering the rising level of faggots on this board, I'm going to guess you are a boy.

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>>713641100
o-o-o-ok, but nothing lewd OP!
>>713641914
I'm was distracted by far more trivial things, but I'm on it!

>a tentative grip wraps around your shoulders from behind
>a soothing repetitive motion begins to run over your muscles

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>>713641927
Yes

>>713642307
Ok, I love it

>>713635855
1. Any height as long as he isn't a literal midget
2. 20-40.
3. Can read whatever he likes so long as he can recommend me some good books
4. Versatile but I mostly want a top
5. White, though I have a guilty attraction to lighter skinned Arabs/spics
6. Loves only me, will tell me he loves me often. Im too autistic to not have verbal reminders.
7. Will be okay with my utter lack of sexual experience

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>>713642450
>blushes
I won't stop then, until you ask.

... bump

>>713635855
Kafka is a fucking hack, would not date.

>>713635855
My ideal girlfriend (male) is your gif but with a penis (feminine).

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>>713643088
>runs rough servant hands up the back of your shirt, making small warm circles around your muscles
It must have been a long day, OP, you're so tense

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>>713643647
It feels gorgeous, you're a perfect massagist

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>>713643647
>Lightly presses down on either side of the top of your spine with soft thumbs, and slides them slowly down your back
I'll stop distracting you with my observations

>>713635855
190 cm is the ideal

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>>713643913
>blushes brighter
It's nothing so great! I-I-I just, you know... w-w-want to make your day a l-little better.

This faggotry needs to stop.

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>>713644492
Please, tell me moar

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>>713644597

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>>713644658

>>713644492
>Gently rubs my nose on your armpit.

I dunno man, this shit is pretty hot. You're missing out.

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>>713644330
Ideal for being my slave

>>713644383
Your fingers are so warm, pay more attention to my neck

>>713644597
>Busts down your door with a firemans axe, pulls down your pants and stuffs my face in your butthole getting shit all over my face and in my mouth.

T-This doing anything for you?

>>713644962
>>713644868
>>713644899
Report

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>>713645089
What do you mean?

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>>713644597
Can you report this fag >>713644658
for spamming?

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>>713645333
can you report this fag for avatarfagging?
It's not spam, it's shitposting.

>>713644737
Of course!
>Wraps his warm fingers around the back of your neck, making circles with careful thumbs
>Slowly slides his hands down your neck to your shoulders and back up
>You feel a warm breath brush against your skin

>>713645333
On it! He's using a proxy bot, so each post needs to be reported. I can use my own bot, no worries!

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>>713645456
Feels good

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>>713645415
Avatarfagging isn't banned here unlike spamming, you fag

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>>713645975
I have other skills too, OP. You need only ask~

post dating request/preferences. leaves out pic of him/herself, make sense. kys

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>>713646136
You said nothing lewd

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>>713646103
I don't mean to contradict you OP, but on evening I got over 200 avatarfags permabanned at once, for being avatarfags. It was an accident, I swear! And also the death of animu threads.

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>>713646397
Still applies. You have a straight guy virtually massaging you as your servant, I hope that's lewd enough...

I mean more technical skills.

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>>713646695
>technical skills
Like what?

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>>713647385
Well, getting the spammer banned was pretty fun. That's a hammer I hadn't used in a long time. I can also make auto-bump scripts, and I can make reply filters that notify you when someone says something in one of your threads. It can use email or a display web page, though the one I used to track posts about me sent texts.

Unfortunately, not tonight. My not girlfriend is acting like my girlfriend. I need to go...

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>>713647752
Lol, are you mod or what?