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EVERYONE GET IN THE BUNKER NOW!!!! >singles gets you in >dubs

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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EVERYONE GET IN THE BUNKER NOW!!!!

>singles gets you in
>dubs no entry
>trips a nigger jew gets your spot and you have to stay outside
>quads and above gives the Russians the exact coordinates of the bunker and the nuclear blast hits the bunker directly with no survivors.
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Hell comarades...fire!
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>>713317964
Oh fuck ples let me in
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Good to be inside
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No niggers please
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Best run nigs
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nuke this shit
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>>713317964
Lets bomb the bunker comrades
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I'm getting inside that bunker
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VAULT TEC CALLING
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>>713317964
i tried to warn you
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lemme in
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okokookok
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For the motherland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Jush829Cg4
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>>713317964
see you on the other side
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>>713318355
Fuck off normie
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>>713318355
motherfuck
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>>713318355
GET THE FUCK OUT
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>>713317964
roll
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AUFMACHEN, JUDENCONTROLE!
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>>713317964
Wait so is there any scenario where the bomb drops and the bunker actually saves everyone? If not the. I don't even want in.
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kkk
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>>713318355
YOU sHALL NOT PAST!!
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free spots? nice! im in.
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>>713317964
oshitwaddup
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Can i get in?
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>>713318599
youre out
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OH SHIT
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>>713317964
O-o-pen up p-please i'm a 12 year old girl and all alone... : (
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>>713318599
damnit :(
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Pls
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>>713317964
rollin for da nuke
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>>713317964
'Sup
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Hello comrades.
I return from the previous operation.

Follow my instructions on how to blow up this bunker filled with capitalist scum..

We will receive the coordinents with quad 8s.
Ill receive them soon. When I tell you guys when to fire. By god you bastards better reign hell on this bunker
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>>713318672
Best not let Joe Biden find you kek
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>>713318699
dubs, nice try faggot
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roll for blast
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boom boom boom
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so when does shit blow up
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The quad 8s are coming .

UNLEASH HELL IN 30 SECONDS OR A MINUTE.
JUST FIRE AT FUCKING WILL !!!!!

GOGOGOGO!!!! FIIIIIRE!!!!
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DEATH TO EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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reroll for blast
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>>713318766
YOU HAVE TO GO BACK
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I'm in
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>>713317964
IN I MUST GO!
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check my quadssss
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2nd volley
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CLOSE!
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DAI
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eZ
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>>713318766
dubs, nice try faggot
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come on
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reroll
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3rd volley
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Hey can i come in?
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comin' in. Make room
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>>713318766
Haha bitch
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>>713318881
Oh shit
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Well,i got into the friendzone,so i don't care if im outside
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>>713317964
im jewish
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>>713317964
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Time to be the next vault dweller niggers.
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>>713317964
get me in nigger
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>>713318881
>>713318892
You 2 baboons will be reprimanded for wasting precious state ammo .

The rest of you fire at 2:27 EST !!!!
100 POSTS PER MINUTE WILL LEAVE US READY FOR QUAD 9S IN 10 MINUTES.

PREPARE YOUR LAUNCHERS .

THE EMPEROR WILL NOT ACCEPT FAILURE THIS TIME AROUND.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!!!!!
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rolling for quads
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Let me in fam.
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>>713319311

FUUUUUUUUUUCK.
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>>713317964
Rolll
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>>713319255
gtfo
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Rollie pollie Ollie
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>>713317964
Wha'eva! I do what I want!
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Looks up and sees nigger Jew ridding on the missile counting his money, what do?
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LET ME IN BITCH
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The time has come comrades!!!!!!

REIGN HELL UPON THAT BUNKER

FIRE ALL LAUNCHERS AT WILL

FIRE

FIRE

FIRE

DO NOT BACK DOWN

WIPE THE CAPITALIST SCUM OFF THE FACE OF THE FUCKING EARTH

FIIIIIIIRE YOU TITTYHEADS

FIRE THE FUCKING MISSLES

FIRE

FIRE


FIIIIIIRE!!!!!

FOR RUSSIIIIAAAA AND THE RED DAAAAWN !!!!!


FUCKING FIIIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!####!#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#!!#####!!!!!!!!!!!
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100 posts till quad. Fire u retards!!!
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Believe
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Die
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Fire
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So... how are you guys?
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All TU-95s, line up on target.

Deploy on my mark.

FOR THE MOTHERLAND!!!
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>>713319986
>>713319944


Why do you insolent fucks never fire when I tell you !!!!
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>>713317964
GOD HELP US
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I wanna get in
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2:37 EST IS THE TIME TO FIRE THE NUKES.

WE WILL GET > 1111 QUADS

OR I SERIOUSLY FUCKING QUIT.

NONE OF YOU DICKS HELP THE MOTHERLAND..

FORSHAME ON ALL OF YOU
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>>713317964
привет товарищ
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pls no nukerino
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>>713317964
FUCK, I KNOW I HAVE DUBS BUT LET ME IN
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please please
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Check these singles
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let me in
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>>713318355
Иди нахуй
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if dubs i'll jerk off for the 3rd time today
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>>713320444
gg
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whoa
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Test shot
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i'm cumming in faggots
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>>713320444
kek
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>>713319311
No
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Y
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What's happening here fella's?
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>>713317964
Let me the fuck in!
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>>713318766
you too faggot.

now, i'm going in the bunker now.
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>>713320611
Too bad it's your last.
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>>713317964
I'm fucked
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FIRE AT FUCKING WILL.


KILL THE CAPITALIST SCUM

> 1111

ARE THE COORDINANTES KILL THEM KILL THEM KILL THEM


FOR RUSSIA

FOR THE MOTHERLAND

AND THE FUCKING RED DAAAAWN!!!!!!


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FIRE YOU FOOLS FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FIRE NOW OR WE WILL HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER 10 MINUTES FOR QUADS FIRE. FIRE FIRE!!!!

> fire
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Let me in! I have kids in there!
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Fire 50 posts to gk fireee
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>2016
>not having your own private bomb shelter in your back yard
Are you guys even ready for the apocolypse?
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Inside
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Pls let me in
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>>713320039
Suck me up, Nikki pls i am virgin
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Rolling for entr6
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>>713317964
Letmein
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nuke get?
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Fire for quads right neooow
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>>713317964
Fuck, rolling!
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Lemme in
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>>713321112
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im in
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Im safe
Fuck nigger jews.
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Lemme in.
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>>713317964
how do I close the door?
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>>713321110
jesus christ that was close.
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>>713321177
Kek no
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>>713317964
Hai comrade thanks for the tracksuits!
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>>713317964
I want to look at shelter memes pls
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>>713317964
Rolling for nukes
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Let me inside
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did i make it?
>>
Let me in bitches.
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I have ebola. Rolling to get in
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Let my gf in
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444 get
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Please let me in
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I am a humble meme farmer not an Russia spy of course ples let in for great time
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let me the fuck in
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Can i come in?
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>>713317964
rollerino spaghetti dinnerino
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I'm in
>>
>Hears the alarm
>Grabs computer and anime body pillow
>Sprints to the shelter
>See nigger Jew running beside me
>Throw computer at him
>jew falls and spills his Jew coins on the floor
>Chuckle at him trying to collect his coins
>Still running
>Makes it to the shelter
>Looks back, No sign of nigger Jew
>Enters and takes a seat
>Looks at his hands and says
"Did I just get jewed?!"
>>
Rollo
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>>713317964
REEEEEEEEE pls no bomba
>>
Let my people go
>>
I wanna die anyways
>>
>Throws his own shit at nearest anon
Glad to be here gais
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>>713317964
So we all die...Just waiting for quads, how poetic
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Hello, comrades! Friends, I mean! Let's all eat borsc-... Uhh, hamburgers, and dance.
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>>713317964
r0llerino
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Leggo
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>>713321112
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As you can tell by my singles I am allowed in here you fat jew.
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GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE JEWS .
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>713317964
Fuck this thread again
>>
>>713317964
R
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>>713317964
I've never rolled even dubs before.
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>>713318719
Didn't you kill yourself you faggot piece of shit
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>>713317964
>>713317964
>>713317964
>>713317964
>>713317964

let me die
>>
Cheeki breeki let me in S.T.A.L.K.E.R
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nuke get
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aaaaa
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We've survived this time comrades
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>>713317964
Russia says hi
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IM CUMING
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>>713317964

Fuck you I'm coming in no matter what.
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>>>713318630

Better nuke thread
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>>713317964
I know I have dubs, but you have to make an exception !!! Please!
>>
>>
>>713317964
AHH!!
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>>713322510
(Phew, I made it past without anyone seeing my dubs. Now I just gotta stay hidden....)
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>>713317964
Roll
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safe
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>>713317964
let me in i work for fucking vault tec
>>
Room for one more? I brought some chicken nuggets.
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>>713317964
But what if quints
>>
No nigger will get my place
>>
Please help, out of the goodness of your hearts
>>
Rol
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>>713322871
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>>713317964
>>
Fuck me
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dubbbzzzz
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>>713323077
Fuck you
>>
>>713323077
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>713323077
fuck you
>>
>>713317964
here goes nothing
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>>713317964
I hope they have room service.
>>
Fellow comrades, they're right over here!
>>
Pls
>>
KAAAA FUCKING BOOOOM
>>
Long live mother Russia!
>>
pls let me in
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Let me in!
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>>713317964
Let me in IM ON THE LIST!
>>
Im coming in
>>
am in
>>
Whew thanks for letting me in.
>>
fuck niggers
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pls
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>>713317964
Np
>>
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Can I come in?
>>
>>713317964
knock knock knock
>>
>>713317964
What do I role to become overseer?
>>
>>713317964
let me die
>>
Hey
>>
in
>>
I've never gotten trips and don't plan on getting any today.
>>
I n
>>
>>713317964
let me in bitches
>>
Death please
>>
I have sheckles let me in!
>>
ok
>>
Fire the lazor
>>
Kill them
>>
Sheeeeeeit nighty
>>
>>713317964
Save the hot women and me first!
>>
Lord, give me the power to destroy all these people.
>>
75 posts till death
>>
Hh
>>
>>713325533
Damn!
>>
k
>>
>>713317964
quads get
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>>713317964
rolling
>>
suck my singles you fucking jews
>>
>>713317964
let me in mother fucker!
>>
LET ME IN, BOYS
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I want a seat
>>
Let me in
>>
Quads pls
>>
Please let me in
>>
coordinates locked on
>>
KILL THEM ALL!!!!!
>>
>>713317964
How many children are in there?
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>>713326300
Comrade we must fire in 2 minutes to get the 6 quads.


Trust me
>>
DOWN WITH THE NIGGERS
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>>713326415
Plenty >:3
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Pepe bless
>>
Am I in?
>>
>>713317964
Your times have come. You will face the wrath of a slav nation.

AAANNNUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IVE DAMKE
>>
Zoning in on target.

COMRADE FIRE


FIRE ALL MISSILES!!!!

KILL THE CAPITALIST SCUM
>>
get em ruski
>>
100 posts till we kill them!!!!
Now is the time to fire my friends


Post like crazy gogogogog
>>
Die!!!!
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>>713326488
As we throw you out and give your seat to a nigger jew

Sorry /b/ro>>713326488
>>
i dont want to be russia can i be USSR instead pls

lets get em comrades
>>
Can i come in guys? I brought some beans
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i want in
>>
Die
>>
go
>>
Shiit
>>
gogo
>>
Hell yeah this again
>>
EXTRA LARGE PIZZA COMING IN HOT
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>>713326676
>>713326658
We failed comrade.

Time to kill ourselges as to not disgrace our familia.
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>>713317964
pls not a nigger jue : ^ )
>>
oh shit dad, is that a chemical toilet?!!?
yes.
okay.
okay.
>>
Gey
>>
We are safe for another hundred my anon
Brethren
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>>713326720
Stick it in mah butt >:3
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>>713317964
>>
Rolling. If a nigger gets my spot I'll hang myself.
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>>713326777
Looks like youre not though . Out you go
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>>713317964
gaz de juice
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>>713319037
Fucking Muslims am I right?
I'm fellow jew my penis is circumcised
Can I join secret shekel club
>>
>>713326777
....... I have failed you all...... To make up for what i have done, i shall provide noods in hopes i may return
>>
Rolling for safety
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>>713317964
wait for me
>>
>>713326967
Welcome back, brother.
>>
how much space is left in there?
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>>713317964
Black Russian kike here
>>
pls let me in im a poor boy
>>
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Fucking fags
This bunker is great, im telling you folks, the best, second to none

We have a wall, which wasnt easy to build not easy at all folks, now we have a bunker. A strong bunker a deep bunker you're gona love it, guarantee it
>>
allahu albar
>>
Russians
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Obbdjdj
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>>713317964
let me in fam
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Dont worry, i will keep everyone safe
>>
Let me in
>>
wew
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>>713317964
Did I hear the KGB?
>>
Please let me in.
>>
DIE EVERYONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>>
FUUUCK!!!
>>
We are safe for another winter
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>>713327833
... But i must go... I bid you all good luck
>>
Получить квадрациклов
>>
Roll bitches
>>
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>>713327779
Dood
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>>713317964
And here. We. ROLL
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>>713327911
nice 9/11 faggot
>>
lemme in
>>
>>713317964
alright
>>
>>713317964
Die
>>
>>713328727

COMRADES FIRE . FIRE NOOOOOW!
>>
Nuk'em
>>
die
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>>713328803
KaaaaBOoom
>>
k
>>
>>713317964
Die
>>
LET ME IN NIGGA
>>
>>713328890
Noooooooo im alqays off by 2

:c I quit
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>>713328877
get raped you bitch
>>
>>713317964
aaaa
>>
>>713317964
im here to chew bubble gum and jerk my dick, lemme in
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