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ITT: We're back in school and we're in the same class

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ITT: We're back in school and we're in the same class
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>>713145158
"Who do you think is hotter Hope or Patrycja?"
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>>713145158
"Teacher! The anon behind me is fucking the hamster again!"
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i need my safe space
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>>713145394
Hope dude. She does yoga. Plus look at her damn toes. Fuk. Hey are we skipping gym today?
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hey anon do u wanna buy some OG weed later ?
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>>713145897
Yes. How much
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>>713145747
no, thank god.
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>>713145522
Lol. Classic larry. Hey cindy can i borrow your pencil
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Shut up class. Today we will do anatomy activity. Someone to serve as an example?
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>>713145993
only 25 $ a gram bro
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>femanon: qt 10/10
>me fedora wearing bastard: "m'lady"
>tips fedora
>gets rejected
>becomes depressed and spends time online masturbating
>cums into sock I nicknamed femanon
>"oh femanon....have my babies"
>mfw fucking sock starts growing mushrooms out of it after six months of usage
>mfw i'm a teen dad
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how much a gram?
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>>713146198
Stfu mrs grundle. We all know you still have a cock. Is it lunch yet?
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>>713145747
i hope not, i'm really hoping to see her in her gym uniform.
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>>713146229
Yeah ok ill slip the 50 in your locker after i get to mine.
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Did you guys see that thing yesterday?
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[Slams desk]

I'll show them tomorrow....
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>>713145158
Can OP come to the principles office.
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Can we leave early?
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>>713145747
you dumbass, patrycja does yoga too, have you seen her fucking ass?
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>>713146905
Godammit sam for the last time NO we know your blind but we cant explain every second of every day to you jfc
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Did you hear that thing about Kevin?
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if everyone in a classroom is a potential school shooter, do they become friends and cease to be school shooters in the first place?
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[Stares at a wall for 2 minutes]

[Puts head down and sleeps]

[Spazzes and looks around if anyone saw]

>Repeat until end of day
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>>713147128
Yeah at bucks party over the summer. Everyone did. Lil herped up if you ask me.
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>>713147143
Fuck off Frank. I get 10x the pussy you get
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>>713146996
what the fuck do you want now
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>>713146956
Pfft.. stan said it again. Everyone commence spitball volleys.
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help me
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>>713147339
Yeah? Well guess what bitch, any number multiplied by zero is still zero faggot!
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Who farted?
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>>713147185
Yeah, it's really fucked how his mom did that to him in front of half the school.
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Guys guys Jason's girlfriend broke up with him and you know what that means?
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>>713147339
I thought you knew your parents set that doll up for you... oh shit sorry bud.
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*takes out ak47 and kills everyone*
thats the end of this thread, no one else post
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>>713147779
I wasnt hit.
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can you people SHUT THE HELL UP!!!

i'm reading my mango
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>>713147896
Me neither
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>>713147779
Me neither. Go back to cod and learn to aim stan.
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>>713147731
She's gonna sleep with everyone in the boys soccer team, we know.
But you're only in JV, do you seriously think she'd go that far Jerry?
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>>713147779
All the other kids...
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>>713147970
hey bro did you see there are boobs in this Dragon Ball volume 1? Greg says theres boobs in naruto too
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>>713148012
>>713148016
You're like those kids at recess going, "Nuh-uh! I had my force field turned on!"
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Anon, you're expelled. You know better than that! Why on Earth would you cum on Jessica?
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>>713147550
Atleast my arms are equal in size cunt
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>>713148241
Faggot
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>>713147767
How would you know about this? Are you stamning me?
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>Hear noise in the hall.
>Teacher opens door to see WTF it is.
>Teacher walks back in, "It's nothing, just drug dogs doing a sweep."
>Immediately eat my stash, bag and all.
>Dog doesn't even come into our classroom.

True story
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>>713147711
Yeah dude... feel sorry for him. Should we call him to check how he is?
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I'm dropping out. Fuck this.
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>>713145158

DUDE CHECK IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvj0rxhjpWA
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>>713148027

...with the pumped up kicks...
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>>713148130
Stares across the classroom at you: Im shooting you first.
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Guys! Theres boobs on page 60
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>>713145158
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>>713148632
Is it time yet? I'm strapped.
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>>713148416
Chances are his mom took his phone too.
Hey, just a thought, if his mom is willing to do THAT to him in PUBLIC... what could she be doing to him in private?
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Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Columbine massacre part 2...
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teacher someone drew a penis in george washingmachines mouth!!
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>>713145158
I just learned today that synthetic differential geometry constructs the de Rham complex by mapping the infinitesimal simplicial complex into the space, and then quotienting out the maps that fail to be trivial on degeneracies. It's just an infinitesimal version of simplicial homology, and the proof of de Rham's theorem is pretty simple.

Also, homotopy classes of vector fields on a space are classified by twisted cohomology of the space with coefficients in its tangent bundle, which is just a mapping space in synthetic differential geometry. It makes me want to further examine twisted cohomology on a space with coefficients in some bundle from the homotopy of the space, or dually the twisted homotopy of a space with coefficients some bundle from the cohomology of it. It's a recipe for mixing local and global properties.
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>>713148806
Its GO time! Allahu akbar!
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>>713148807
Waaaait. Wtf did sherry do to kevster. Bitches face is fucked but those arches n legs... Daaamn
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>>713148922
>columbine 2:electric boogaloo
would've fit better imo
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>>713148417
Nigger
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>>713149006
Stan!!! Hey stan. Yeah you. Guy who cant shoot. Hey get over here and suck this nerds dick for being smart.
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>>713149006
Who's spouting that nonsense?
Oh, son of a bitch-
Who let Randy out of the Special Needs class again?
Goddamned tard wranglers better get in here fast.
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>>713148807
Yeah... Fuckin chinese people maaan... Being all strict n shit
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anyone wanna eat some pizza later? wink wink
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>>713149469
Yes.
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>>713149381
Lel pleb
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>>713145158
>Don't mind me just sticking #2 pencils in the ceiling and making fart noises off of the back rest of my desk.
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>>713149469
Just eat the school lunch Stewart. You've been eating pizza the last 2 weeks dude
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>>713149012
My finger is on the detonator. Say when
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>>713149469

Fuck yeah! What kind is it?
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Can we tsim a birthday song
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>>713149618
pizza means WEED

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>>713149700
plushberry
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>>713149902

Aw we cant get Mushroom Pineapple pizza instead? We can half and half it.
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>>713149375
You're needed in the boys room Jose, some kid shit played finger paint with his excrement all over the stalls again.
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Hey guys, sleepover at my house?
W-wanna all sleep naked together?
It's not gay or anything!
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Yo let's go smoke a spliff behind the bleachers
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My moms coming 3rd period for my birthday, she bringing cupcakes
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>>713150364
Ayyy lmao hit me up my nigger
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>>713150558

joey we all know you cummed in the cupcakes, your dirty trick wont work again alright?
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i got abby to see how many sharpies she could fit in her pussy
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>>713150803
Alright let's tell teach we're going to the JROTC wing. She'll let us since we're not doing dick in here.
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>>713150816
That was just that one time, I swear this time there's nothing funny in them
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>>713145158
"Teacher! Anon's fucking the toad we use on disection!"
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>>713145158
>be the tard kid
HUUUURRRRRR REEEEEE HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I.LIKE MY.MOM & GRANDMA. HUUURRE FUURRR
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YOLOSWAG420
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Who the fuck farted??? It smells like a swamp corpse.
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>>713151068
Alright BROCHACHO

Let's get some doobies to party with the sweet babes down by the gamecade
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>>713151182

No piss, pubic hair, snot, spit, penny's, pills, weed, heroin, yiff, shota, bara, and/or gasoline this time Joey?
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>>713146255
For real here.
Wasn't there a story on 4chan, that some Anon's old cum towel grow some mushrooms???
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>>713151475
No, I swear
Hehheheheh
Really I promis
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>>713147244
Do you want people to look, or just want to know that they're not looking?
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>>713149006
>throws paperball to Anon
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>>713151650

Alright... I'm trusting you...
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>>713151650

ARGH GOD FUCKING DAMNIT JOEY I CAN TASTE THE JEW IN THE CUPCAKE WHAT THE FUCK

*throws fit slammimg shit everywhere*

*enter tard mode*
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>>713151829
J-j-just wait, they'll b great
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>>713149006
BEAT HIM UP!
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hi everyone i'm new here my parents just moved here because our old town shunned us i hope i make lots of new friends that aren't fags
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>>713152283
Go back to your 6th century hellhole in Syria, Mohammed
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>>713152283
Fuck off twink. Newfags not welcome
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Guys today I will go for it with the the volleyball hottie. What should I say to her?
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>>713152283
You got a purty mouf
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>>713146147
Only, if you promise to quit fucking the hamster, Larry
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>>713148417
Can I borrow your pencil, dude?
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>>713152283
>fags
But this is special ed class. Only retards and faggots are learning here.
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>>713152470
hah satan we fucking talked about this with enough bloodshed you would leave us alone
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>>713152450
*sits down next to you then starts to whisper in your ear* you will lose a arm or leg for that comment now choose
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>>713152816
YEASSSHHHH THIZ. HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA
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>>713152816
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>>713152816
that explains her
>>713152536
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>>713151448
Okay
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>>713152850
Stop talking about satan, shithead! You're not even a real satanist, like me
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>>713152816
>4chan in a nutshell
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WHO TOOK A SHIT IN MY DESK AGIAN
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>>713152940
Oh shit! New kid is fighting Jimmy after school!
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>>713152850
Still need to finish school to become.the ultimate RULER OF UNDERWORLD.. upps... i shit my pants again
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>>713152940
oh okay

salam alaikum, brother
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>>713151448
>>713153005
>they still don't realize that the weed I sold them is just oregano
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>>713153082
Ewwww.. what's that smell?
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I like you guys, don't go to school tomorrow
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>>713153347
EWWWW

you like guys
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Hey Guys, My Names Anon and im new to this class. So What are ya doing?
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>>713152816
I WANT DRINKING
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>>713153347
hahaha robert is a faggot robert is a faggot
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>>713153347
Gay
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>>713153279
god dammit i thought there was only one collor blind kid in class but this special fellah seems to see everyone as a muslim
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>>713153533
>>713153415
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>>713153584
>be satan
>cast fireball on you
Crispy as fuck
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>>713153313
Wow this is some nice marijuana salvia doobie smoke weed......

I feel like really high right now brochacho bro

>>713153577
nigga you brown, why wouldn't i think that?
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>>713153577
what's the fucking difference, coalburner?
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>sneezes
>looks with a malicious smile to my budds
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>>713153777
Checked and bless you buddy
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>>713153777
CHECK THAT OUT!!!
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>>713153706
Nothing personal kid
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>>713146604
Buy it from me dude, I can sell for 15$ a gram, and it's probably better than his shit
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>>713153777
>fake a sneeze too
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>>713148249
Jessica is hot
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You guys are massive faggots, including stan
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>>713153957
Geee, fuck off edgy twink.
I don't have time for you. Need to finish my tasks
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>>713146956
Shut the fuck up stan, we all know you ain't gonna do shit
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>>713154116
You're in special ed class with us. So that means you're also a faggot
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>>713153467
lurk before talking. just go around and stare at people, llisten to their private conversations, learn to talk exactly like them, never admit you don't know something. that's how things work at this class.
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>>713153981
Fuck you dude. The only reason you'd sell it that cheap is because it's fucking camel dung
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>>713154116
Pic related is stan being shot for being a fag lord
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>>713154121
I-I didn't want to do this but I have no choice!!

*appears behind you and slashes katana on your back*
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>>713151437
Sorry senpai
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What do we have planned for black history month?
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>my handy starts ringing
>don't want the teacher take it away
LA LA LA LA! YOU CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!
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>>713154105
Mrs. Anon I can back that up, I've came on Jessica too. It was pretty sweet
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>>713154424
I Accidentallied a Nigger
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>>713154376
*smoke myself
*your blade glides through smoke and does nothing
*turn around and give you evil look
Could you pls stop? There's no sense in doing this
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>>713154376
Is this drama class or some shit? What the hell are you doing?
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Can I write the answer on the board teacher?
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>>713154651
Shut up Anon. I want to see Micheal fight against Mr. Satan
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>>713154729
No, sit the fuck down, Jim. You get the answers wrong every fucking time.
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>>713154632
>>713154376
>>713153957
>>713153706

autistic 12 year olds pls go
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Yo teach' aren't you going to check our homework?
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>>713154756
I'm here to learn, not to do the opposite and lose my damn braincells. I'm gonna stop this.
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PENIS!
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Time to shoot up a school booiiiiiiiiisssss
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>>713146389
>Stfu mrs grundle. We all know you still have a cock. Is it lunch yet?

Class, seize him for dissection and you'll all get A's for this week! I'm out of anesthesia so gag him. We being by separating the left testicle.
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>>713154836
I'm not Jim I'm Andy. Jim's a sperg I know what i'm doing.
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>>713154971
Oooh he 'boutta do it!
kek!!!
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>>713153729
well ever heard of this race that's named white before your parents dropped you on the head?
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She's so close I can smell her hair...
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>>713154898
Shut up Faggot or you're gonna burn
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guess im bringing my pipe bombs and tech 9 along
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>>713154961
What do you want to be when you grow up?
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Guys get over here I found out how to watch porn on the library computers! Ahhh, this is the good stuff.
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>>713154632
Anon-san, I promise, I wanted none of this to happen. My father died when I was young, he offered no support. I was simply born an orphan. Him not being there caused me to go insane, and I can't control m-myself any longer. *tears fall from eyes* I-I JUST WANTED YOU TO TREAT ME LIKE THE BROTHER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE! *grabs another katana off my back* Please forgive me.
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>>713155114
3edgy5me
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>>713155038
>out of anesthesia

Can't we just go to the lab for substances or something? Are we that poor?
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Did someone already bought the new pokemon game???
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>>713145158
hey guys ive been reading a book some Russian guy gave me in the yard and I think that we need to focus in order to set the working class free
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>>713148922
Pajeet, Indian Muslim suicide bomber, randomly detonates, killing the school shooters
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>>713154906
Black cock
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>>713155161
*stabs you in the eye with a pencil then slams your head against the wall to push them in farther*
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It's been over an hour and nobody has even tried answering the question just let me have the chalk ffs
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>>713155248
did someone already failed the English?
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>>713155050
Know what you're doing? You were the one who drew dicks on the hallways throughout middle school and called everyone "x faggot" for two years straight. You're not much better than Jim.
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>>713155294
Shut the fuck up, Commie.
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>>713155376
>>713155161

ITT: actual autusm
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>>713155106
yo dude, wake up, the teacher is looking at us
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>>713155161
Fuck off gay faggot. I'm straight.
DO IT. SEPUKU

>>713155233
Whatever faggot
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>>713155294
We have a sealed railroad train going to Moscow. Be on it young Leninanon.
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>>713155376
B-Brother please! I loved you all these years! What have I done? What have I done?

*slashes your body in half with both katanas*

But you see anon

*removes eye patch*

I am simply more powerful.
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haha guys, check it out
>stand on desk
>do backflip
>land on neck
>die
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>>713155665
OH GOD..CALL THE MEDIC
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>>713155294
RELOVEUTION!
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*throws some home made smoke bombs into the classroom then runs out and locks the door whilst shouting in german* stupid fags thinking i'm a muslim even though i am the most superior race
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>>713145158
Damn late for the class again, one more time and the'll kick me out
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>>713155665
OH GOD
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>>713151512
yes
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>>713155665
>golf clap
>xd
Why da ambalance not here
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>>713155449
Look, either let me answer or Jim goes full retard and starts chewing on his pubes again. Do you want to see his elongated tard schlong?
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>>713154321
Nah dude, it's good I swear. Look, how about I give you some for free and if you like it you can start selling for me? Let's just say I knwo pretty well the person who makes it grow.
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POP QUIZ:
What did whites do to blacks that whites now have to pay for?

Hint: Answer is hidden in image
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Guys stop it the teacher is gonna catch us! If I get a detention my dad is gonna beat me again
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>>713155237
We had plenty of lab supplies until Methanon stole them all.

We can try to distract you from some of the pain by creating counterpain. The bulls will arrive shortly
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>>713155831
POST IT
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>>713155665
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>>713155665
Lol he died what a faggot
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>>713155896
we assraped them?
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>>713153725
fuuuck bro me too... how high are you? I see purpe elephants, it's so funny, hahaha
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>>713155910
If you don't suck harder I'll beat you first!

Mmm...thaz noice....(spooges violently)
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>>713145747
Duh nigga.
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> starts making ambulance noises while loudly defecating my pants
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>>713156056
Look closer
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>>713155665
HEY I CAN DO THAT BETTER!
>do same
>land also on neck
>die
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>>713152021
Jokes on you, it was nigga in that cupcake! From the same nuts that creampied your Mom!
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>>713147370
"Please don't cuck me OP"
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>>713148376
Drug dog


Yale or Harvard?
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Do you guys also look Animes? I do!
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>>713149339
Ugh, okay. Just dont take my lunch money this time. I proceed to get on my knees and moists my lips. Get ready nerd.
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>>713156266
A hot meal for free!
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>>713156217
> jumps up and down in my seat with poopy pants

I AM THE MAGIC MAMMA I AM THE MAGIC MAMMA GIVE ME MY MAGIC WAAWAAAAA
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>>713156276
great now there's a fucking pile of dead kids

where the fuck is the teacher?
>>
You're sending me back to school? Fine, I'll do like I did every day of class. Stupid bitch made me sit behind her computer so I kept unplugging her mouse and keyboard at random.
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>>713147240
no they all shoot school up together
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>>713155123
you bring the 12.g's and the hi point 995 for me,

ill cya there
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>>713156480
I forgot to mention, Bobo gets ur butt today. You'll make a creamy filling for our Oreo.
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Femanon has cooties!!!
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>>713156464
I look Sword Art Online! I like Asuna.
MUH WAIFU. WANNA FUCK HER OR MARRY
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>>713156643
Awwwwwwwh little anonpoo had a widdle crush on the teacher
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>>713156709
At the same time doesn't mean together. Stop thinking you have friends
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>>713145158
>say nothing
>do nothing
>don't listen
>i'll take my D-
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>>713156118
Shit dude I see like green leaf-like things

I can hear thousands of autists typing away
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>>713155106

back in middle school a friend and I had a similar view. one time we notice these maggot looking things moving around her hair. that was weird.
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>>713156502
> gets up and starts dancing in such a way the poop in my pants swing from side to side

DOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOODOO
>>
YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE.
I GOT THE CHARMANDER RARE CARD YESTERDAY!!!!!
>>
>>713156584
Giving rimjobs in the boy's room. Really GOOD rimjobs, like the pastor used to do.
>>
>>713156959
(Hide Post)
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>>713155144
a charred corpse
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>>713156584
actually this >>713155665 was the teacher
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>>713156805
wut

she got pissed at me most days for doing it but idgaf

i derailed class for 30 minutes each day, which was worth it
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Has anyone heard of the hacker known as 4chan?
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>>713156464
Animes?
You're a Weaboo!
>>
>>713156783
I gave them to her, and they are called "lice", a minor price to pay for taking my 9" meat wand in the ass as you are about to do!

Throatpunches, binds, disrobes and nuts in da booty of:
>>713156783
>>
>>713157094
>>713157016
...so the other retards just started fucking the teachers corpse in the bathroom?
>>
>>713157137
Nah m8. I only know Mr.Robot, also known as Reddit
>>
>>713156959
> pretends to fly around the classroom like an airplane

SHOOT DOWN THA DUMBOS!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ALALALALAAAAAAA YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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its kind of a shame the cars nor the cafe went off
>>
>>713157137
fuck of with this fallout propaganda
>>
>>713156914
New policy on D and below is they are considered Fail and remedial summer training is held at Idi Amin High. It's next to Malcolm X Memorial Drive.
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>>713157137
G.A.Y
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>>713156480
if you insist stan. Gets randy with a sneak thrust rocketing my cock in his throat. HAHA who is the nerd now!!
>>
>>713157370
>push you into the class's resident muslim kid
>>
>>713157292
I don't envy the janitor.
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>>713157370
> loads up my fully erect cock with several pencils and begins firing them at everyone with the force of my urine

THE HUNT IS ON NIGGERS!!! RUN LIKE THE JUNGLE FUCKERS YOU ARE!!!!
>>
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>>713157137
>>
Omg guys I found a folder full of cp in Larry's desk
>>
Teacher, Jimmy has his dick out again!
>>
>>713157794
>>
>>713157686

>I kick the loaded cock, breaking pencil which protrudes out the side of ruined shlong.
>>
>>713157686
> pushes my ass against the teachers chest and blows a whole in their chest with my ass juice eruption while shooting several nig nigs in their nipples with my pencil firing dick cannon

Can I have a cheeseburger senpai?
>>
>>713157709
So go scan that shit! /b/ loves cheese pissa!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3f1TqFEkRQ
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>>713158116
If you earn it. Your choice today, hips or lips?
>>
>>713157509
>>713157422
>>713157316

Wow another shocking example of the racist white supremacy of the Alt-Right of 4chan. Please stop this sexual harassment.
>>
Uhh guys who let the Jigglypuff in the classroom
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>>713158228
Lippers mommu
>>
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>>713145158
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>>713158281
It's not harassment, it's a lynching reenactment for history class. I'll take the noose off in a minute but hold still, we need to film it looking tight...
>>
>>713158374
Good. Now put your lips to work on my lips where Laquan got 'em all soupy.
>>
>>713152283
>make lots of new friends that aren't fags

you're in the wrong place
>>
>>713157422
It's a meme ya dip
>>
Oy vey, I'm missing 3 pennies and I know some of you goyi- her... guys took it. Give them back
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