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I've been dealing shit at my college only weed. I'm

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I've been dealing shit at my college only weed.

I'm picking up 3 O's soon and was wondering if anyone had any ideas to maximize the profit I could make. 8^)
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>>712989556
Ditch the weed and sell real drugs for maximum profit
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>>712989657
It's a smaller school. I wouldn't want to get caught; I assumed with harder drugs people trip out & the risk is always higher ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>712989796
What year are you?
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>>712990386
Freshman
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>>712990951
Are you circumcised?
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>>712991609
Anon has a point, you could maximise profits this way.
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>>712989556
is OP still lurking?
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>>712991609
>>712992133
Yes 8^)
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>>712992476
OP here 8^)
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>>712992500
So you couldn't offer to mix dick cheese into the product to sell it at a premium?
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>>712989556
Do you hope to graduate college? Honest question
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Sell to high school kids they're stupid and will pay more
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Buy two ounces high grade one ounce mid grade and mix em, then sell as high grade
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>>712989556
sell 0.75g grams? thats usually how the niggers do it.
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>>712992869
Hell I'd buy it on cultured cheese content alone.
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>>712989556
buy quarter pounds instead of ounces?
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>>712992500
are you happy for it?
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>>712993440
mix them? how could you effectively mix weed without grinding it all up? have you ever even drug?
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>>712993923
Mix up the buds you monumental fuckwit.
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buy a synthetic cannabinoid powder then make an acetone solution. spray the bud as evenly as you can and then sell it at a higher price as the dankest most powerful nugs.
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>>712994016
but then it's obvious that they're mixed if the effect from one bud to another is significantly more powerful, fuckwit.
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>>712989556
You are the worst type of person. Just so you know. Everyone hates wannabe gangster weed dealing college faggots. Please fuck off.
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>>712994449
*Unless they post their cocks on b
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>>712993923
you can find low-mid grade that could pass as high grade. And i have seen high grade that was busted up (though not ground up). You can mix it like that.
just tell them the batch you got was the corner of a bigger quantity. all the stuff that kinda fell off.

another way to maximize is save all of your stems (if there are alot).
it takes alot of them but you can make hash out of it.

other than that the only way is to skimp on the weight. an oz is 28 grams. supposed to be 7 grams per quarter bag.

if you short every bag a gram with 3 ounces, you'll come out with around 2 extra bags to sell.

its always better profit to sell in smaller quantities (like blunts or joints) cuz the poorfags will get in on it more often and the profit margin is higher per ounce but the traffic makes it higher risk.

you'll end up getting caught though schoolfags are more likely to sell you out to avoid trouble.
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>>712989556
gram it out is the most money but tbh you should just get them at 250 and focus on flipping 3 1/4s for 300
50 in pocket and a free 7g for you off every O
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>>712993440
>being able to get different grades
hahahahaha you mean you don't just have top shelf shit?
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>>712994972
>high grade
>corners
yeah stfu you have no idea what you're talking about
OP anyone that heard this out your mouth would rightfully punch you in the dick if they know weed
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>>712994107
fuck you and pieces of shit like you
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>>712989556
Spray the weed with Windex to make it weigh more.
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>>712989556
Buy a pound.
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>>712995453
don't worry, i've never done that and never would. a lot of synthetic cannabinoids are great though, you should try one.
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>>712995650
Are you OP?
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put the batch in a bucket with lead powder then put the lid on and give that shit a real good coating. this will add a lot of weight.
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>>712995720
no
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>>712995378

you have obviously never bought serious weight. (more than the half gram you can afford with the weekly allowance daddy gives you)
it doesn't all stay perfectly budded up. there's pieces of bud and keef that settles at the bottom of whatever container it is in.
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>>712989556
So OP??
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>>712992973
Yes

>>712993779
sure

>>712994016
It's all shite where I go to school anyways...No one can really tell the difference between "quality" and "shit" unless the bud is absolute trash

>>712994107
nah

>>712994449
whew lad

>>712995084
Right now buying at 150/o

>>712994107
no
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>>712996607
If you really hope to graduate, stop selling weed on campus. I had two dealers in my friend group in college. Both were decent people. Both got caught, and expelled, before the end of their sophomore years.

Sooner or later, someone you sell to will get caught, and when campus authorities twist the screws, this person will give you up.
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>>712996607
are you truly glad to be foreskin free? just looking for an honest answer is all
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>>712996074
>serious weight
pounds of nugs from various places i think counts
>vac sealed lbs don't do that shit b/c it's not in it long enough

The fuck out of here kid
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>>712996937
I go to school in a very liberal area. The "campus authorities" really only exist to make sure no one dies. The only person I know of that got caught was this kid from washington. Shipping pounds through the mail from home and selling A LOT at school. I keep my circle relatively small and don't sell to random people.

>>712996987
I've never thought about it. I've been circumcised since I was smaller. Whenever I have sex it still feels great. I'm sure it would feel better if I had my foreskin; regardless, I have no basis of comparison ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>712996607
buy at 150
flip at 300
what's the problem?
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>>712997322
300 is a ridiculous price. No one would buy it.

What I was thinking was 1/8th for 35, and a g for 10.

I was also thinking of making brownies with Half an O and then selling them for ~15ish.
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>>712997517
lol you're clearly in a legal region

that's a price game i'm not familiar with

weed is ez money in non medical states

here:
g 20
8th 50
1/4 100
1/2 150
o 300 (avg)
qp 1000-1200
lb 2200-2500
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>>712997741
School is in a non-medical state.

I have never heard of anyone buying weed for that much.

Where are you?
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>>712997264
Why would you be sure about that? If not on my phone I'd link you to a recent study from a Canadian university finding there's no loss of pleasure. Plus it's cleaner and broadly preferred by girls
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>>712997910
the south baby
that's standard prices here
shit I've flipped oz and halfs for 320 and 160

I'm happy post retirement if I'm paying 250 an o tbh (which kills me inside)
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>>712997264
and are your bros snipped too?
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>>712997910
>>712998086
shit is stupid easy money

I really had issues forcing myself not to expand
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>>712997741
1000 for a qp JESUS FUCK CHRIST
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>>712998083
Sure. I don't particularly care.

>>712998146
Nope. Just me.
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>>712998291
oh yeah get a lb for 2k in a legal state and drive it 10-20 hours and it's now a 4k lb at whole sale
>that's without even trying
>could have a half mil in less than 4 month if you knew what you were doing
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>>712998291
>>712998426
granted that's also how you get busted

it's all a balancing act of profit and traffic
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>>712998354
So they're uncut while you're snipped? Why?
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>>712998500
>>712998291

that's traffic both direct (foot) and indirect (your ppls customers)
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>>712998555
I had a kidney infection. Had to get surgery and for some reason was also circumcised in the process. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Are you getting off to this in some strange way?
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>>712998426
I never plan on getting to that level. It's just a way to make money rn besides my on campus job that I plan to have soon
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>>712998728
Not really, it's just odd. Is your dad uncut then? And are your brothers younger than you?
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>>712998805
when you can put your own money into it is the worst part haha
the first bank of dank pays better interest than any real bank
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>>712999204
All the money I use is my own. I've been having trouble turning a profit recently due to shit weed and unreliable middle men. Tragic
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>>712998890
>>712999360
Promise I'm not trolling, just wondering why the discrepancy
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>>712999441
I don't know
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I've been there before. There is an easy way to (at least) double your profits. Make THC pills.
It took me months of trying and failing but I finally came up with a near perfect recipe. Only takes $30 or so of materials, most you probably have.
(I studied organic chemistry in college so it was actually fun for me.)
You can find recipes online but they will lack one key secret ingredient that maximizes potency.

1 ounces makes roughly 189 decent strength pills. Can easily sell the pills for $5 a pop on a college campus.
After all, so many stoners won't be able to turn down being high all day with no noticeable side effects. (Red eye, smell, etc.)

I'll let you do the math on how much more money you can make from that.

Also, I once sold 900 of them to a buddy for $3 a pop, he took them to a music festival and sold every single one for $10 a pop. Shit was stupid.
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>>712999360
that sucks man
may the dank gods smile upon you
>i'm getting some cali animal cookies top shelf within the week
feels good that the feds can make laws but not stopthe people
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>>712999881
Is this a meme?
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>>712999709
You don't know if your dad's uncut? But you're positive your brothers are?
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>>712997264
>I'm sure it would feel better if I had my foreskin; regardless, I have no basis of comparison ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh it would feel better. i have a "low and loose" circumcision and the tiny remaining bit of my foreskin still has sensitivity and boy does it feel good when soft, warm, slippery things slide against it.
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>>713000165

That is not a meme...

I was going to post a picture, but the file size is too big.
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>>713001014
reduce it with a gimp or photoshop. or use the snipping tool to capture it. you studied organic chemistry and you can't figure this out?
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>>712999709
Is your weed generally well liked by those you sell to?
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>>713001305
Yeah.
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>>713001293

I didn't say I couldn't, I'm just on my phone, and being lazy.

If someone is genuinely interested I'll take the time to post pics though.
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>>713001936
Post it.
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>>713001936
compress the image and post please. i'm genuinely interested. i use photoczip.
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>>713001537
And >>713000189?

Plz don't ignore :(
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>>713002262
Why does it matter?
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>>713002262
The only time I saw his penis by accident was when I think it was erect. He was holding his penis pointed at about a 45 degree angle and peeing on my mother's breast area while she was standing in the shower. His had was around it and it could have been cut or uncut. I don't know if he is uncut and was holding his foreskin back and covering it with his hand or just plain uncut. Can you please stop asking me about my and my dad's penises?
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Here is a block of oil, 1oz worth.

Testing the compression app I just downloaded.
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>>713002876

that looks like a fucking kilo lmao
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>>713002860
>Not OP

But kek
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This is the standard dose that goes into 1 capsule, at roughly .5g.

I refuse to take more than 1.2g of the oil, have had friends take more. But it basically makes you a vegetable for the day.
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>>713003185
What do you do with this black shit? Just eat it straight up?
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>>713002568
Because, it'd make sense if your dad and bros were both uncut. Maybe you had it done bc of problems in infancy. Buy your bros weren't done because your dad isn't
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>>713002876
nice, keep em coming please. i'm really curious. knuckle bump for the cheerwine.
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>>713003030

Not a kilo, only about 115g of oil in the block. The pan weighs roughly the same as the oil.
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>>713003185
what is the "secret ingredient"?
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>>713003337

You can, but it's not the best tasting stuff. I buy 00 capsules online.
(About $7 for a bag of 1000 or something like that.)
And then I carefully transfer them to the capsules. That is the most annoying part, as the base is coconut oil. Which melts at 76F. So I basically keep it frozen, and cut off small amounts to cap. I usually watch TV or something while I do it.
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>>713003484
how did you extract the oil?
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>>713004027
It is basically like making brownies, but without the brownie part. Simply heat it at the right temps for the right time. The hard part is getting the ratio of ingredients correct, and making sure to decarboxylate the product correctly.
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>>713003342
>>713004549
?
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This is all the materials required. Minus the capsules.
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>>713004921
Shit I might try this. Thanks anon.
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>>713005235
I promise once I have an answer to the above, I'll pester you no further. Is your dad uncut? And are your brothers younger than you?
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>>713005235
Ive got more pictures on the way, I had to find my old phone and get it to charge.
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This is final product of 1oz block being turned into capsules. And the bud I used to make them from.
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>>713004921
why is the material on the right blanked out? that's real helpful.
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This is what the bud should look like after the decarboxilation process.
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>>712989556
Age?
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>>713005989

Secret ingredient is secret. But just for you, here is a picture of the exact amount of said ingredient needed for 1oz.
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Lol... secret ingredient is lecithin. looks the exact same. sunflower lecithin is best. stop being a cuck and just share the ingredients. you can google the same info by typing "how to make thc pills"
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>>713006142
Also, if an anon can guess the ingredient, I'll gift them the recipe in it's entirety.

It's not /that/ much of a secret, and can be made without it.
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>>713006537

lol you're right. I just like fucking with people. Thank you for finally calling me out. About time someone did.
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>>713006537

But actually I prefer soy. Almost 100% correct.
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>>713006142
You OP? How much would you sell that for?
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I will try soy, but thanks for the idea OP, I googled it after the post to finalize some ideas and what not.
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>>713006774

Nah I am not OP. Just some anon who made these pills tons of times. I sell .5g pills for $4 a pill, because I only sell them to friends, not looking to make a profit from them anymore. But I have sold them for $5-10 a pill before.
As for the "secret ingredient" it can be bought from just about any drug or grocery store, for about $10 a bottle.
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>>713006801

Anytime. I could post the recipe, but I generally make these shitfaced and it might be a little hard to read.
The important thing, and the hardest part to find on the internet, is the correct ratios. I started with an online recipe but they were pretty weak. Took me 6-7 attempts to get it so that .5 was a decent dose.
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Here is the ratio I use for 1 oz, in grams:

Bud: 28g, will be more like 27.5g after decarb.

100% organic virgin coconut oil:63.04g

Soya Lecithin: 24.97g

Protip: wait until the final heating stage to add lecithin, and then place metal pan into an ice bath while you slowly stir it as it cools. That'll help prevent it from layering out.
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>>713007511
You OP?
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