O hellllllllllll. Selfos agogo. Feel it - let's see your

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Come on, don't be boring, babies...

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Oh right, timestamp....

>>711672194
21st? it's the 14th

Tits

are you a deutsche-tier frau?

show butt hole, tits and spread vagine

This is cancerous

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Oh no I've been posting to the wrong week again... My bad.

>>711672238
it's the 21st in new zealand

Show butthole

>>711672366
SHOW A SIGN WITH THE 14TH OR LEAVE IMMEDIATELY

THAT HAT + EYES REEK OF SCHIZOPHRENIA

>>711672366
Tf are you wearing?

>>711672426
this

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Ah, here we are.

Time traveling can be confusing when you forget to close out tabs on your interface.

The future is a beautiful land, chickens.

And I do give consent to all fantasies and fappings to this image, with great love, and many many sunshines.

How's that pussy look?

>>711672637

Greetings from Europe!
Are you taking requests?

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>>711672637
you're hot, it would be nice to see some labia and anus.

thanks for following the rules.

>>711672637
Gotta show more face so we know its you

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Here is moar body.

<3

>>711672637
Your still an annoying self-righteous cunt

>>711672763

Show tongue!

>>711672637
moar cant masturbate only to this

>>711672763
Use a better camera

>>711672763
please dont be a trap
>prove it

>>711672763
Trump or Clinton?

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>>711672763
Renly of the House Baratheon is pleased with this.

>>711672763
asl

>>711672763
Man body/10

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>>711672753
Word word... I am shy ;3

>>711672739
That might be much for the first date... Woo me and we'll see.

>>711672637
>>711672763
Married guy here. You got my interest then you got me hard lets finish the job and make me cum.

I don't beat to anything less than butthole.

>>711672921
what mental illnesses do you have?

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>>711672826
Ain't got the funds currently... Buy me one and/or wish real hard for people to give me lots of dollars.

>>711672921
Can't tell if wanking to trap or not. What do?

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Here ya go

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>>711672921
Afternoon whore is attention whoring

>>711673030
You take photos worse than OP does

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>>711672998

>>711673018
easy. ask for more.

>>711672998
pretty face, great tits, but let's see that mound!
even if you won't show pussy, let's see some white panties, pulled nice and tight!

>>711672921
What dat mouf do

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>>711672998
poo on a plate for us or something, help us break the monotony of LIFE

>>711672988
None that I am aware of... Diagnosed with ADD as a child.

Condition of being a creative human and intelligent, too. Blessing, though it is difficult for me to exist in the systems that currently exist. Learning to create new systems now. Ever evolving, wave rider and stylish cosmic bunnycat. Full of love for all sentient beings.

>>711673152
Are you an indigo too?

>>711673132
don't be a fag, we don't want to see dicks you wretched gay homosexuality

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>>711673044
Indubitably! You hit the nail on the head amigo!!!!

>>711673245
Can you write Daddy Matty between your breasts? The kink turns me on very much so.

>>711673152
You sound like a good person, skip 4chan and hit the beach once the aftershocks pass. Only death, mayhem, and self-loathing exist here on the gutter of the internet

>>711673245
aanditsgone.memepeg

defs a tarp

>>711673152
>soo randum:D!!!
Kill yourself.

>>711673245
Show penis

Married guy again requesting you bend over ;)

>>711673245
do you like vagina? i'm a hot lesbian. wanna swap snizz pics?

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>>711673319
NO I LOVE THIS UNENDING EXPERIENCE MORE THAN YOU KNOW.

I WOULDN'T DREAM OF DISCORPORATING NOW!!!!!

>>711673181
Perhaps? I do not know, I do not think it is for me to say say say. I am sure I have special snowflake disease but I'm rockin it just like oldfags rock their cynical worldview and acceptance of a hellish reality.

>>711673095
XX Chromosomes at birth, born female but dig this I don't really enjoy gender constructs so so much. Prefer they/them NOT THAT U CAAAARE tho I will take note of who DOES care enough to use them.

I believe that is enough for now my loves.

bumping would like more of op

>>711673590
Full body Shot?

>>711673430
ooooo OOOOOO I do I doooooo.... Just show me your face for now dearie, and a timestamp. And in the future on a snizz day we will swap snizzes if we ever do cross paths again.

>>711673590
You are actually quite cute. I would love to see more!

>>711673590
Take them undies off.

>>711673590
looks fantastic.

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>>711673644
Lazy right now, need better cam.
I bet u like my pants tho...

XOXOXO

>>711673590
you've seemed willing to accommodate. what is it that I can do for you?

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>>711673670
Would love to swap snizzes with you.

>>711673590
>I don't really enjoy gender constructs so so much

feminigger detected

>>711673747
Mmmh. .taking you missionary position like that would be great. Damn youve got a great body

>>711673590
Just wait till the cuteness is gone the a attention will stay but the value of those paying attention to you will go down.
Now I may be one of those cynical old fags that pays you no more attention then checking out your tits and asking you to calm down or kill yourself but I still have enough self love to not try and whore myself out to strangers

>>711673747
They would suit you more if they were around your ankles. Please tell me you are from Sydney?

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>>711673802

>>711673802
Its time to stop posting.

>>711673788
TRIGGER WARNING

this alt right dweeb had his safe space violated!

WE NEED SOUTH PARK TO CALM THIS KID DOWN HES GONNA SPERG ALL OVER THE NEW CARPET

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>>711673762
Well, what I want us to photoshop pictures of Trump with quotes of great humans past overlaid so we can wake the Trump up. Wanna mingle his energy with some nicer minds from pertinent times.

I will demonstrate shortly.

>>711673900
Killer ass.

>>711673802
Who gives a fuck? It's the 21st century now, maybe you should go back to the 1900s or the middle East where you belong.

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>>711673891

>>711673900
Mind if I eat your ass out

>>711673900
the first time ive regretted not having shoop on my comp.

photo from underneath you. like a POV with you on top

Post buttlhole now or gtfo

>>711673900
Wow, good shot, would you dare to take one on four legs like a cat?

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>>711673900

mfw

>>711674089
pussy too

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>>711673891
LUL ILU U DORK

P.S.
RAWR XD :) :) :) :-) ;-) ;-D 8-) :3 :P

>>711673766
OMG You are a cutie. You look real young tho, how old are you??? >.>

>>711673802
Ayyyyy baybeeeeee, ain't no difference between you and meee

I got something you want and you got something I need.

Respect a ho. Chrissakes. They give you all the love and attention. They got needs toooooo.

I will gift Pu$$y when I feel like gifting Pu$$y. And I am a gifter at heart, generous, too. Establish this relationship. :3

>>711671729
Look at the size of ur Adams Apple

>>711674181
Are you always this bossy? All we want is to see is that beautiful pussy of yours.

>>711674324
not today faggo, I already told you NO

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>>711674220
I know, right? Got some testosterone somewhere in me. No imbalances, but yeah. I'm a great singer tho, got a nice low tone when I relax my throat, especially when I open my mouth very very wide.

Trump pics incoming. I will keep track.... If I see enough people sharing them and creating them in a few days, I will show the cat and play with the cat and pet the cat and make the cat very very happy for your viewing pleasure.

>>711674422
Picture of you lying on your front facing us with ass and feet in the air?

>>711673766
Fake as fuck

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>>711674181
nice ass

enjoy a picture of my huge dick

>>711674422
email [email protected] when you decide to pet the cat... I don't want to miss this

I can't tell wether OP has some serious mental problems, or is so self-aware and willing to deliver that they can craft some top level bait that is completely unreadable.

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>>711674422

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>>711674496
Timestamp faggot

>>711674777
why do u look like ur about to cry?

>>711674777
Trips mean Ass tbh

>>711674777
take another one with two finger out like peace sign

>>711674777
Get your arsehole out and stop waisting our time

>>711674809
Because Winniechan left us for German wiener

http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/711657504/

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>>711674516
she's not into pene.

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>>711674809
Heres a smiley one. OP, Here's my sniff, now show us yours. Must respect my trips too

>>711674873
Hey dipshit she states her business you dont ask for more. She gave what is asked fucking queerbait.

-woooOooOooOosjw-

>>711674902
Snizz for snizz lol

>>711674931
I do what I want

>>711674931
Calm down white knight.
Now OP, i want you to take your mouse pad, roll it up, and shove it in your mouth.
Do you have a stapler? Yah go ahead and shove that in there too.

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>>711674902
here you go

>>711675010
OP is dead

>>711674931
Nobody likes a white knight. Especially the girls they "protect."

>>711675045
what the fuck is that small mushroom

>>711675010
Fam guy quotes on point

>>711675045
It looks like ALex Jones

>>711675045
Dont poke someones eye out now

>>711675098
>>>711675045
>It looks like ALex Jones

Nah mate, he has an innie

>>711674422
Come back OP! We miss you

>>711675230
THE PROSTITUTE SAID IT WAS LEAVING

>>711675189
I mean it looks like HIM, his body shape

>>711675257
She said that trump pics are incoming...

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>>711674613
LUL

Not dead, internet temporarily pooted out! <3

So listen babyfags...

I need some tools of my trade to produce quality content for you.

I'm a visual artist (cartoonist, hello Hentai???) an exotic dancer, and soon to be a camgirl.

I have a list of needs and am open to receiving gifts.

I need, in order of priority:

1. A cintiq
2. A high-quality webcam
3. A DSLR capable of video
4. A new computer

Working on avenues of receiving now. And in return I will give and give and give to you.

>>711675434
lol, gtfo. That isn't how /b/ works

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>>711675434
We need a preview of a puss + butt hole

it's the right thing to do.

this thread gave me cancer
go beg somewhere else

>>711674902
u guys crazy, this girl is waaaay more beautiful , fell in love instantly

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>>711675510
Why not? I've been here since I was a wee lass, since I was a tender bait of jail... I'mma gift you all with some pu$$ soon. And proper memery. Just help me out /b/abes...

In perfect love and trust I make this request.

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>>711672637
>>711672763
>>711672921
>>711672998
>>711673245
>>711673590
>>711673747
>>711673900
>>711674181
>>711674422
>>711675434

Timestamp doesn't contain /b/. Fakeshit is fake, and gay.
Shove a sharpie up your ass and timestamp it, then I'll believe you faggot.
>the faggot here is you OP.

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>>711671729
i have the same hat

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>>711675699
>>711675655

Also, I call penis.

>>711675655
Show cock and fuck off.

>>711675655
Nice dubs. Nao rub puss into a nice lather

>>711671729
Cokehead detected

Post your feet

OP you sound wacky, I like you.

>>711672998
If you can fist yourself and post a pic of it here, I'll put $200 in your paypal account.

Drugs are bad mmkay m'lady, *tips fedora in your general direction*. You look like you had yourself over for meth&/b/ and chill.

>>711675655


E.T PHONE HOME

>>711675434

You should whore to become a cam whore. Either that or ask your ex-bf Jayquan for that fitty you borrowed him. I'll send you a hobo's dick cheese though if that can help you out.

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>>711675699
YOU BORE ME

but I like your Salem piccy so you can stay.

I do not much feel like sharpie poopering right now.
YAWN SO BORED

But here is a pic I made, timestamped, in sharpie, of a pooper.
Seeee I got some chops y'all so gimme the tools I need to crank out dank shit.

Still Trump pics incoming but here

>>711677077
nice pic OP, i would fuck you and that anime girl

>>711676582
Yo that would cost a WHOLE LOT more than $200, but I thank you wholeheartedly for the offer. I am not prepared to do that yet - that would require some advance work on my end.

>>711676261
TANKS I LIKE U TOO M8!

>>711675718
Hat bros U get a nod of respect

>>711676654
Naw m8 I just eat a lot of vegetables and do kung fu! (And occasionally other delights, but nothing harmful to my wee system.)

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>>711677077
Hold up. You're an artist... verging on brilliant... and you want to be a literal prostitute???

Biatch you better write a novel, and promote your art. Don't be a hoe, shiiiiiiiiiit biatch.

>>711675045

Damn girl thats a nice clit you got there

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>>711677468

Wellll I want to create erotic art on the internet for an audience. I like sex. I like my body.

A dream is to design erotic experiences for VR in the future.

Also, ain't nothing wrong with being a literal prostitute. It's an art entirely of its own.

Re: Image

Your mother is a whore.

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>>711678082

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Ahem.

And you have half of her DNA. Check, are you a whore? You're at least HALF of a WHORE.

Wow, fuckin' A. Deez hoes. All y'all are attention whores too, whoring out your attention for pussy. God DAMN. Get a grip, maybe stop thinking with your dick. What are you doing with your LIFE?

No, really, I'm curious, what you doin with your life? Bet some of you are interesting, interested, and savvy.

>>711678409
40, divorced, 3 kids, dating 30-year old. Full time employed and run my own business. Hunt in my free time, anything that runs/swims/flies. And i lurk on /b/

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>>711678409
investing. jet-setting to hong kong. sydney. a few months in bora bora.

biatch you could take 10k, invest it - hustle the investments (earn+re-up/earn+re-up/earn+re-up) for 5-10 years and be set.

But begging for shit from some poor white, racist trump-loving trash on /b/ won't even get you a free webcam honey.

Betcha bite a chip. The hoe in THIS pic is one of the world's greatest hide-and-go-seek players. Betcha didn't know it was a hoe - betcha thought the bitch was a nightstand at first...

>>711672763
you are hot af. pls pussy pics?

OP isn't posting any more pics. Just let this 404

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>>711678604

OP here, back from important business (Meaning, letting my lap top rest its old brain lest it overheat. Really do need a new machine.)

Recognize, babylove, that this is a game I play for my art. If any/b/ody decides to play my game with me, we can have a whole lot of fun. I have workings in progress right now to get me a new computer, but the faster I get one, the faster I can produce high quality memery.

PS: Eloise was the OG ho.

Betcha don't know she perfected the nightstand headstand. Betcha didn't know she used to think about how to get presents and she had a pet turtle AND a pug dog. She played the game so good she was born as New York royalty. Dining in Paris, jetting to Moscow before that shit was easy. Eloise had MONEY, and she was way way better at hide-n-seek than yo bitch.

So, truly, I repeat, what a brilliant young girl. Be jealous, or if you are savvy enough, chicken, admire her audacity and charm!

>>711679699
LMAO DEAD

>>711679929
What the fuck is the matter with you. You need to get diagnosed

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>>711675718
>>711677303
I too have Ushanka.

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>>711677077
>cintiq

If only I had the funds - your eloquence, comedy, and filthy antics intrigue my mind, tickle my todger and engage my heart to want to delivar for you

Alas, the means are beyond me - what else could a kindred spirit do for an educated, and talented, attention whore such as yourself that would make them smile?

>>711681441
>>711679929

Samefaggot

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>>711674902
Tidy af im gonna have to tribute this one

>>711681529
actually -no - but I'm intrigued to know why you think so - I was copying OP style in order to demonstrate my appreciation of their groove... not sure if >>711679929 was actually OP - but it wasn't me!