''Working on it''

"Good luck, but it's fine if you can't get them."

a small preview

Put the kettle on, lad

>>709175853
''I'll be there in 15''

Just act as you would if you weren't waiting, don't over think it

Tomorrow for sure...

>fuck off

Nice to see CJ off the hook though

Sooooooo excited

>>709176159
Liverpool?

>>709175853
Its 3 credits. And there are a few spots open. They finalize the list this Friday. Its under 2000$

Think what you will.

>>709175853
Can I see a pic of him? Like what's his fb

When do you want to go to the casino?

I told her we should all go kill ourselves if we don't care about our race

i'm sowwy

I thought it was a Mac that she wanted

>>709175853
my cat is sitting between my legs

>>709176563
Kek.

>>709176457
Even worse

Luton

tbh

>>709176563
For?

http://maps.apple.com/?ll=29.054956,-96.496408&q=29.054956,-96.491409

"What?"

--Richard M. Nixon

What do I do with the note Chris? :(

Captain kitty, poor bastard

"Oh god..."

>>709175853
heh

>>709176604
Liverpool is pretty good these days
Can't coment on Luton though
I like cups of tea

I think I'm gonna fuck a dog in the ass.

tb

Got the coffee shits bad brah

>>709175853

"It's ridiculous. This place seriously needs a translator."

>>709175853
hey sorry i missed your call i was bathing the dog, what's up

>>709175853
holy shit i just killedd someone bro i dont know what to do like hiooly shit help me

Yeah, it's got electrolytes!

Wtf

>>709175853
":c"

Hi Ken, got bogged down with work - if you are about tomorrow morning (9am) I'll pop down, pick up the cellar keys and trim the hedge.

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>>709175853
"Holy shit you lost weight :( my boner just died"

>>709176839
>>709176814
explain

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>>709176841

Kek

>>709176803
Yeah, I was bringing back some morning breakfast for the office earlier

>>709175853
"I'll try"

"Oh. It's a huge fucking salad."

Did you find the dog?

Well come get her lol

>>709175853
i don't want anyone to know im doing this

"Into anal? Au Bon pain?"

Fuck if I know. She's been doing that shit since the cunt got here.

"You sure?"

Think of a hard clap, but with your ass cheeks

Her and i are going on that date tonight still

Omg it gets so sweaty in that thing

>>709175853
Oh no. Had it gotten any better? I'll ask my dad. Would you be able to see me later?

wilfred!

>>709175853
I guess I'll just kill myself since nobody is here

"It's only a third of the way to be complete tbh"

Well at least it's not raining for once

Rednecks come out there but i think once they saw who it was they wouldnt care either.

>>709175853
"coming up. Hold them back"

>I was only able to get you 11 heads total from your order.

Huh, that kinda works.

*sigh* alright. Give me a sec.

>>709176935

I was at a medical diagnostics office for a blood test. Staff were white, 95% or the waiting room were brown. The communication gap was absurd.
They would wander into restricted areas.. One of them even tried handing me their stool sample baggy because they assumed I was staff? Couldn't take directions at all.. One staffer looked about ready to knock a mofo out.

>>709175853
No one to text..

>>709175853
There is no more ketchup

>>709175853
If I could walk like that, I wouldn't need the talcum powder

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I spilled tomato sauce in my tub.

Did you find Bam Bam?

(Bam Bam is a Yorkshire terrier)

On my way, don't fret

i cant walk

Dad says that's fine, more food for the rest of us

>>709175853
"I can't handle it."

All you had to do was catch the damn train cj

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>>709176841
lel

"two hours of work then im leaving an hour after that"

Nou, waardeer je harde werk.

>>709175853
"OK"

kind of a letdown really.

even better

>>709177777
NOICE

"Why you cancelling your order?"

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>>709177777

"A few ultrasound pics. We'll have better ones in a few weeks."

I should've used a firewall!!!

>>709175853
kids a fuckin snake. if i catch him in public mans fightin me

"hahahahahahaha"

>>709177777
C H E C K E D

"K"

>>709177777
Checked

>>709177381
kek

WAMUU
AWAKEN MY MASTERS

I really don't get the Joke

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>>709177777

>>709175853
black don't crack, my nigga

>>709175853
Second to last text I sent was "yo."

>>709175853
"That yellow briefcase"

"Hey baby, I hope you're having fun at work"

Come help me

>>709175853
it's all good man. talk to you soon

"good night sweetie"

gees

>>709177556
Notice them double dubs tho

>>709175853
'tell me the truth'

I bought milk

>>709175853
"I'm fine..."

"are those chips for me"

det kan klares (it can be done)

Nothing much, how's your day going babe?

>>709175853
>>709175853
Just doing some cardio.

>>709176604

>luton

seriously? might as well kill yourself.

it'd be easier for your family

>>709175853
It's all good, brother.
I had a really long day, well.. It's monday so it's pretty much always long feeling.

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>>709175853
"let's keep it a secret between us"

am i a criminal now?

The pizza is immersive

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>>709175853

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>no pictures

How much does it coast again?

>>709179043
you mean aggressive

>>709175853

"In that bathroom fan"

Weird.

>>709175853
The only line I have in charCount is:
return substr_count($strTest, strCharacter[0]);

>>709175853
tbhdesusenpai.site88.net

the game

>>709175853

Study

Found it

"Since I'm not very creative"
kek

"Cool. When you get around to playing, if you have any issues, just let me know. I use this program all the time."

I dunno when i'll be home

No. I'm still the youngest one at work.

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>>709175853

>>709175853
Filmmaking is such an easy biz!

Es neta

>>709175853
I'll stop by after work

Potassium.

This game isn't that fun.

yea...sitting on the phone with cisco..pulling log files. taking forever...long awkward silence

>>709175853
"Hey Mama."

>>709175853
I'll jump on tomorrow. I'm fucking GAY