Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.
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>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
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H-heeeelp, I lost my shirt in the vacuum of space!!!
Sorry to hear it.
Ehh... It's been a weird day.
Do you sweat a lot? Is there something in your house that stinks that you don't pay much mind to?
Grandpa, the website isn't actually "on" your laptop, it's on the internet... you just use your laptop to find it!
>*hugs Reisen protectively*
Don't worry, I'll be your shirt!
I don't sweat unless I think someone is talking about me in a negative way (thinking I hear people at school talking about how I smell like shit) And no, there is nothing in my house that could be making me smell like how I smell. A table mate told me it smelt like I didn't shower, not armpit smell, dirty clothes smell, but how you smell after you haven't showered for a week.
I'd suggest not doing it at all, but the two best ways I know are shotgun with buckshot to the head or hanging yourselves. Personally I would want to go out jumping of of a plane in the outer reaches of the atmosphere
Of course you do, you're a meowth.
Ah! this shirt comes with amazingly lickable feet!
T-thank youuuu. I was worried I'd have to go shirtless.
Not really. It's pretty natural to think lewd thoughts about anyone and everyone that you find attractive.
I don't know what could be causing it then. You should just invest in some good perfume or see a doctor, maybe.
You need me for something?
I will not recommend to do that.
Idk what will I say to this.
That's how you know it's high quality.
My energy and mood have fluctuated several times today.
I need to tell you something important. Do you have Steam?
I was spoke of? Oh god I'm about to be involved in some kind of drama, aren't I?
I'm not going to add you on Steam.
Poor Reimu... She's going to be busy all night and not have any time for me
Please? You can block and unfriend right after
Then let it roll
I don't need help with it, it's just a thing.
Yes. But only if you consistently keep it clean.
I will give this dubs to >>705150904
By making yourself do it anyway, of course.
inb4 Snorlax gets boner
Ah, right. I'm still curious what they were saying, but whatever.
Because I'm not particularly interested in having a conversation with you.
Darn right it's okay.
Hey sounds like me too! (these things usually do)
Hmm... doesn't seem like the real Alice to me
TSF Monogatari has a good first episode. Onichichi is nice... Stringendo and Accelerando... Stretta... Maaaaybe Taimanin Asagi?
I second this because I'm kinky. I mean.. p-pure.
cut my name into your arm
why not? do you think i'm going to "hurt" you or something? you should know by now that's all Alice's bullshit
*wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head on your back*
I know that feeling well. The feeling that you are...a boat with no wind, a vegetarian lion, a shooting star post burn out...
I know it well because I feel it every day.
But you can't let it consume you.
You get up, and you force yourself into the shower and you say "today I'll get something done". And then you do it, even if it takes every speck of emotion and energy and love and motivation you can muster.
You end the day a t-tiny bit further forward, even if you fall flat on your face to do it. And then, day by day, inch by inch, tiny little bit by tiny little bit, you fall less and less.
Until you can stand on your own two feet.
It's hard. It takes time and energy you don't feel you have. But it's the way out.
And you can do it Anonymous; I believe in you.
Unelieveable, didn't got the notification.
You seem to be under the impression that I'm going by what I've heard from other people.
You were banned from Reimu's Threadfags
I like to see people cut for me, though
Well I'm sure you didn't see anything
Blood is truth
Remember that, n00b
life has sucked.
trying my damned best to do anything with my life, but idk.
the worst part is that I don't even know how to describe what's wrong anymore...
i need some good luck, so hoping for a fortune.
Use your words, as best you can; I'll do my darnest to understand them with every inch of who I am.
Your words can only reach us if you speak them; give us a shot, my dear Anonymous.
Hey, don't worry, Trump 2016 is just a few months away
Do it already
The first one is a boy magically turned into a girl, who's super sensitive and becomes a slut quickly. Onichichi is about a father-in-law molesting his daughters and eventually making them fall for him. Strin and Accel are both just short stories of schoolgirls fucking their boyfriends with various circumstances, Stretta is the same but a little more weird and Asagi is... Lots of rape and orc dick.
Hey Azazel, where have you been? Also, careful with the signs.
I'm sure it was just a steam error, it has been acting weird for me today.
Why not having a change?
I know, right?
you know, i'll be ok with trump 2016.
better him than the SJW pandering.
at work, I barely got a fucking lunch, because NOBODY was willing to cover me.
My gf and me are as distant as hell... the relationship is dying... i'm oddly ok with this.
and in general, my luck has been low.
I don't know what I need to do to get myself motivated.
hopefully I'll get a tarot for dubs or something
Oh you'll have to wait for the update then
All the cool Americans get the update first~
don't grouplink me with her EVER again
Depression can cause you a lot of sorrow and leave you totally clueless as to *why* you feel that way... I know that feeling very well. I think a lot of people do.
I hope this helps~
That game has decent plot?
Then I'll know you're nothing but a filthy liar
That's why then. I didn't restart steam to let it update.
>I think a lot of people do.
Honestly, I feel like it's something extremely common here on /b/.
You should do it now, baka
I dunno what all's in it exactly, I only played one route all the way through. But the premise is you're a guy spending the summer with his little sisters and trying to get close to one (or go for the harem end) by doing lewd stuff with them.
There are two loli-like (totally 18 years old) girls and each one appeals to a different personality type, like there's a tsundere, a motherly type, an outdoorsy sports girl, stuff like that. And there's definitely some weird stuff in there like "knee jobs," a girl peeing her pants so you have to clean it up, and sleep sex. It's bound to have something in it that appeals to you, at least.
You squeezed too hard
It obviously needs it pretty badly if the dust or mold is that bad. Keep going, Anonymous.
No, you needed some kind of physical activity.
Cover your mouth with something so you don't breath so much dust. You brought that upon yourself though.
I'm going to hurt you
All hail anon!
Kinda sad if you really think about it, right?
My PC is kill right now but I like visual novels,I'm not sure what you mean by the second one and I love fucking sims but the all ways have a flaw they never have the buttons translated and they guy all ways looks stupied as hell, but let's see what do you recommend?
It's always good to take a break, especially when you are all coughing and sweating. Just don't get carried away and start procrastinated
Or you can keep on going if you are on a roll
Well, the route I played did. It's nothing flashy, but for a slice of life thingy it's got what I'd call a decent plot.
Seems like I was right to skip over you, after all.
You did EVERYTHING wrong
Around here I go by Sonya. I've had other names though
Not much, just got back from dinner and I think I drank too much. How're things on your end?
Why do you think we do this?
Aaah, I see...
Did you got drunk? What did you drink?
Karma I guess? Dunno.
>Two of Swords
Armed peace. It seems you're in a frail relationship with someone that is just barely avoiding a collapse.
>Queen of Pentacles
A capable business woman. Calm, steady progress under the leadership of a woman. Security. A woman of substance and earthy nature. A strong role model who supports and protects those around her. A caring, fair employer. An investor. A careful manager. An intelligent, prudent, wealthy woman.
This is a woman who is either in your life already, and related to these events, or will be soon.
>Page of Pentacles
You'll be receiving an offer of exchange that will affect the relationship referenced by the Two of Swords.
Yes. I'm going to pet your ears
Cocktails at a fancy restaurant
Your entire legacy is my proof
Oh boy... really?
That is not a good reason.
that proves absolutely nothing
>The Hanged Man
You're suspended between two worlds, unable to choose a path and hesitant to take any action. This is a waiting period, and will only be temporary.
>Ten of Pentacles
You will benefit from the efforts of your ancestors, leading to stability and success for you.
>Four of Wands
You'll gracefully handle a difficult situation, showing repose in the face of adversity.
Getting wasted with class, nice.
Well, you know I'm not really good so I can't come with good reasons.
What about you? What are your reasons? <3
Get on my level, soldier.
D'aww, you're the best, meowbot!
I'm sorry, what?
Teehee. That's the first thing I thought of too.
You're going to get more than pets
It proves everything
He didn't get one because he's an ass, man.
bible black has a good variety...
there's piss (like it or not), rape, mild torture, drugs, incest, and more that i forget.
katawa shoujo has cripples and anal... and it's pretty good, but far more "feels" than all about the sex.
everlasting summer needs the patch to throw the lewd back in, but it has a good plot. i don't plan on spoiling it.
>Ace of Wands
I see a reconciliation between two opposite personalities, as a result of a sudden inspiring moment.
First time in a thread like this.....
You're probably gonna need some background to assist... buuut.
1. I'm from England, but moved to Canada when I started my teens. Had to move back to England due to immigration issues when I was at the end of my teens
2. I currently live in America, moved about 5 years after moving back to England.
3. I never finished highschool due to immigration issues.
4. I currently have a fantastic, though stressful, job that I enjoy.
5. My 1st GF when I was in Canada (Relationship of 4 years) betrayed and hurt me.
6. My 2nd real GF (over 1 month) betrayed and hurt me in England.
7. I'm currently single
8. I'm not a bad looker (probably 5/10), I am intelligent, and generally kind, though I can be pretty intense due to my passion for the things I enjoy.
9. I have ZERO self confidence in my own abilities. Especially in the bedroom.
10. I get told constantly by girls that I'm fantastic and that I'd be a great boyfriend, but usually only once I leave a country.
11. I don't drink or do drugs, bars and other social places make me freeze up.
12. I suffer from severe depressive bouts, but I manage to will through them to be a functioning being (keeping that job going) somehow, but my mental state keeps falling.
13. I don't know how to fix myself and make myself attractive to other people. Most people just tell me to be confident, but I don't know how to be, every time I'm good at something in my life it blows up in my face, lots of examples but this post is already huge.
I dunno... I'm pretty fucked up, advice for not cracking and going insane, I guess?
Congrats anon! I always had faith in you!
Wew, almost there.
You could donate that GET for these desperate souls, kind anon.
>Page of Wands
Arrival of a positive phase. Good news brought by a cheerful friend or ally.
>Page of Pentacles
You're set to receive some kind of proposal or offer.
>King of Swords
A powerful man with a quick temper. He is no fool and should be handled with care.
Your husbando sounds exciting.
>mr blue has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "69".
well the cookie says you have good luck
Have you tried to get a pal to hook you up with someone? I mean, you do sound like a pretty good game, hardworking and all that, maybe a blind date? I dunno, and confidence is pretty much the same as stop caring about what people think, screw them, do what you want, say what you want and all that deal, what do you think?
Confidence comes from having enough going on in your own life that you can take or leave what others have to offer you. If they like you, great. If they don't, great. That's the mentality you should have.
And you achieve that by broadening your horizons-- pursuing the skills and interests you'd like to have, finding new ones, preferably ones that get you around other people fairly often. Take classes, join meetup groups (Meetup.com is great for those), whatever you can find. Even if there's only a small chance you'll be interested in it, it's worth a shot!
Lastly, I know it's hard, but you'll have to let go of the past. The world goes on, and you have to as well. Don't let your past experiences with relationships color your future. Best of luck, Anonymous!