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Good evening Anonymous! Is anything troubling you? Maybe I can help.

>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETs (dubs, trips, etc.) can receive a tarot reading from me. Ask a question or leave it general, or anywhere in between.
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, made up name) and you'll receive a fortune cookie even if you don't GET.
>Patience and love! These take time, so hang around after you GET and remind me if it seems like I missed you. Remember that you have to actually ask for a reading to get one. I'm not scanning the thread for dubs!
>Leave internet/avatar drama at the gate, please.

https://youtu.be/dHs0y8xZJnU
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I'm here today, life has been shit

-Azazel
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Greetings

How are you today, Reimu?

-Sweet Roll
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Why do I smell like shit even though I shower everyday?
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BUMP
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>>705148919
I found this on my laptop
streamboobs.com
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I feel so fucking alone, My girlfriend is a cunt, and my best friend is too popular to hang out with me anymore.

-faggot
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>>705149251
Are you exercising or not using deodorant

-Azazel
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What should I do for a profession that will make me happy and wealthy?
-skrbls
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>>705149384
I'm not excercising and I use deodorant, my armpits smell fine
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>>705149130
Sorry to hear it.

>>705149174
Ehh... It's been a weird day.

>>705149251
Do you sweat a lot? Is there something in your house that stinks that you don't pay much mind to?

>>705149270
Thanks~

>>705149326
Grandpa, the website isn't actually "on" your laptop, it's on the internet... you just use your laptop to find it!
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>jumps out of /bin/
boo.
>>705149555
i hate vacuums
find it yourself

-meowbot
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>>705149555
>*hugs Reisen protectively*

Don't worry, I'll be your shirt!
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>>705149555
Ooh I like this post for many reasons, hi bunny

-Azazel
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Do I kill myself? How do I do it?
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>>705149555

Well, it's lost forever

But since you got trips, I will lend you one of mine

-Sweet Roll
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Reimu, is it wrong to sometimes think about what it would be like to do lewd things with my best friend?
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>>705149717
hang yourself
or die by a fucking nigger
you choose

-meowbot
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>>705148919

i want a tarot reading

-assman
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>>705149352
And even on 4chan im a loser

-faggot
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>>705149576
I don't sweat unless I think someone is talking about me in a negative way (thinking I hear people at school talking about how I smell like shit) And no, there is nothing in my house that could be making me smell like how I smell. A table mate told me it smelt like I didn't shower, not armpit smell, dirty clothes smell, but how you smell after you haven't showered for a week.
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>>705149717
I'd suggest not doing it at all, but the two best ways I know are shotgun with buckshot to the head or hanging yourselves. Personally I would want to go out jumping of of a plane in the outer reaches of the atmosphere

-Azazel
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>>705149806
a nigger? you should kys
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>>705150077
well i'm so fucking sorry

-meowbot
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Which one of you girls is Umi?
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>>705149576

Weird how?

>>705149432

Get a job that you would actually like

-Sweet Roll
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One day, I'm gonna be a prince!
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Damn already two trips

-Azazel
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>>705148919
Rolling.

My wife is my life. . .
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>>705150199
you'll do it someday
believe in yourself
but never
NEVER
be selfish.

-meowbot
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Fred reporting in, did I miss anything yet
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>>705150111
donating trips for
>>705150314

-meowbot
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>>705149630
Of course you do, you're a meowth.
>>705149688
Ah! this shirt comes with amazingly lickable feet!
>>705149713
Oh?
>>705149728
T-thank youuuu. I was worried I'd have to go shirtless.
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>>705149856

reroll

sincerely,
assman
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>>705149717
No, don't.

>>705149754
Not really. It's pretty natural to think lewd thoughts about anyone and everyone that you find attractive.

>>705149928
I don't know what could be causing it then. You should just invest in some good perfume or see a doctor, maybe.
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>>705150398
FUCK
>>705150262
i'm fucking dumb

-meowbot
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>>705150314
I don't want to be selfish...but thank you! How do I avoid being selfish?
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>>705148919
dat filename doh
>christ
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>>705150401
okay

-meowthbot
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>>705150128
You need me for something?
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>>705149717

I will not recommend to do that.

>>705150199
Idk what will I say to this.
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>>705150462
help out people, and other stuff

-meowbot
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>>705150521

This is it, this is the Umi that was spoke of all on wednesday?
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Finally found a big bowl thing to soak my feet in. I'm a little scared about spilling it though...do you think I should try it now?
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>>705150611
But I'm afraid of leaving my room...
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>>705150401
That's how you know it's high quality.

>>705150151
My energy and mood have fluctuated several times today.
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>>705150639
do it probably outside, or put some paper below it
i dunno

-meowbot
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>>705150639
You'll be fine, just be careful setting your feet in and out, and you should be fine

Of course, worst case scenario, you just have to clean up water
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>>705150521
I need to tell you something important. Do you have Steam?
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>>705150766
>>705150755
>>705150700
>>705150622
>>705150611
Fucking incredible
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>>705148919

i want a GODDAMN tarot reading

sincerely,
assman
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>>705150622
I was spoke of? Oh god I'm about to be involved in some kind of drama, aren't I?

>>705150831
I'm not going to add you on Steam.
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>>705150700
then you won't be one
trust me
outside there is not that bad
sure, there might be some robbers
especially niggers
but it'll be fine

-meowbot
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>>705150861
Poor Reimu... She's going to be busy all night and not have any time for me
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Reimu, I still haven't cleaned up my room...do you think it'll help me feel better?
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>>705150948
You were spoke of, mostly, are Umi and someone else the same person, not really drama
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>>705150948
Please? You can block and unfriend right after
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>>705150904
Then let it roll
>>705150831
Stalking her?
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>>705150726

Hmm, that is kind of odd...
/ – –\

Don't know how to help with that

-Sweet Roll
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>>705151068
Another roll for anon
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>>705151068
Absolutely
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>>705151133
and there you go
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>>705151069
I don't need help with it, it's just a thing.

>>705151023
Yes. But only if you consistently keep it clean.
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>>705150239
I'm not lurking or anything

-Azazel
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this better be the fucking one

-assman
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>>705151202
Yeah I think it was just a joke that got out of hand
~fred
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>>705151202
Why not, love?
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>>705151298
are you watching that episode right now too
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>>705151198
How do I do that? I'm just so lazy
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>>705151298
I think I found mine

-Azazel
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>>705151202
>>705151333
You monster, look at that face, how can you deny that face
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>>705151133

I will give this dubs to >>705150904

>>705151146

Cool
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It's finally the weekend.
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>>705151355
By making yourself do it anyway, of course.
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this is me.
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>>705151419
My face..?

>>705151434
No you

>>705151467
inb4 Snorlax gets boner
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>>705151576
Its an adorable face
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>>705151308
Ah, right. I'm still curious what they were saying, but whatever.

>>705151333
Because I'm not particularly interested in having a conversation with you.

>>705151419
Very easily.
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>>705151668
lies...

>>705151738
Please?
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>>705148919
Hey I need some advice but to be honest I'm not sure if this is the right thread but can you recommend any good hentai series for me?
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>>705151936
I guarantee it is
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>>705151350
classic
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>>705151981
boku no pico
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>>705151981
B-bible black!
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>>705152176

No.

Don't.

-Sweet Roll
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>>705151981
Rance 01, is pretty good, if you don't enjoy super strange shit
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>>705151989
Prove it.......
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>>705152207
How can I prove
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>>705152089
Hmm... doesn't seem like the real Alice to me
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>>705152076
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>>705151981
TSF Monogatari has a good first episode. Onichichi is nice... Stringendo and Accelerando... Stretta... Maaaaybe Taimanin Asagi?
>>705152089
I second this because I'm kinky. I mean.. p-pure.
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>>705152253
cut my name into your arm

>>705152264
why not? do you think i'm going to "hurt" you or something? you should know by now that's all Alice's bullshit
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>>705152197
What's is about and what's it got going in terms of fetishes
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>>705151548
*wraps her arms tightly around you and rests her head on your back*

I know that feeling well. The feeling that you are...a boat with no wind, a vegetarian lion, a shooting star post burn out...

I know it well because I feel it every day.

But you can't let it consume you.

You get up, and you force yourself into the shower and you say "today I'll get something done". And then you do it, even if it takes every speck of emotion and energy and love and motivation you can muster.

You end the day a t-tiny bit further forward, even if you fall flat on your face to do it. And then, day by day, inch by inch, tiny little bit by tiny little bit, you fall less and less.

Until you can stand on your own two feet.

It's hard. It takes time and energy you don't feel you have. But it's the way out.

And you can do it Anonymous; I believe in you.
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Unelieveable, didn't got the notification.
Hello everyone.
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>>705152409
Not really feeling the cutting of my arm, but I could draw you, thats something I can do
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>>705152409
You seem to be under the impression that I'm going by what I've heard from other people.
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>>705152396
Can you give me a quick run down of what we got in terms of fetishes with those?
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>>705152430
The most fetish-y thing it has is Rape, but It is usually like a one of thing
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>>705152531
Hi Nep it's been a while

-Azazel
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>>705152409

How will having someone cut your name on their arm prove that you have a cute face?

Or is it sarcasm?

-Sweet Roll
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>>705152615
Oh I see
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>>705152857
what are you looking for exactly
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>>705152531
You were banned from Reimu's Threadfags

>>705152543
I like to see people cut for me, though

>>705152586
Well I'm sure you didn't see anything

>>705152727
Blood is truth
Remember that, n00b
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life has sucked.
work sucks.
trying my damned best to do anything with my life, but idk.
the worst part is that I don't even know how to describe what's wrong anymore...

i need some good luck, so hoping for a fortune.
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>>705153029
Let me update then
Cute face, strange mind
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>>705153059
Use your words, as best you can; I'll do my darnest to understand them with every inch of who I am.

Your words can only reach us if you speak them; give us a shot, my dear Anonymous.
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>>705153059
Hey, don't worry, Trump 2016 is just a few months away

>>705153115
Do it already
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>>705153059
Ik I can't do that either, but I can say just keep pushing

-Azazel
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>>705152603
The first one is a boy magically turned into a girl, who's super sensitive and becomes a slut quickly. Onichichi is about a father-in-law molesting his daughters and eventually making them fall for him. Strin and Accel are both just short stories of schoolgirls fucking their boyfriends with various circumstances, Stretta is the same but a little more weird and Asagi is... Lots of rape and orc dick.
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>>705152683
Hey Azazel, where have you been? Also, careful with the signs.
>>705153029
I'm sure it was just a steam error, it has been acting weird for me today.
>>705153059
Why not having a change?
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>>705153238
yeah? how come he is losing in literally every poll then
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Oh this looks promising
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>>705152903
I'm thinking something with a decent plot and a something with a harem with a lot of different girls
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>>705153454
Rance has a bunch of girls, and a good plot
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>>705153285
Noice
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>>705153454
Imouto Paradise.
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>>705153184
>>705153238
you know, i'll be ok with trump 2016.
better him than the SJW pandering.

but anyway...
at work, I barely got a fucking lunch, because NOBODY was willing to cover me.
My gf and me are as distant as hell... the relationship is dying... i'm oddly ok with this.
and in general, my luck has been low.

I don't know what I need to do to get myself motivated.
hopefully I'll get a tarot for dubs or something
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>>705153529
Any loils in that harem?
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>>705153306
Oh you'll have to wait for the update then

All the cool Americans get the update first~

>>705153428
Hello there
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>>705153618
What are we talking about in terms of fetishes for this one?
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>>705153620
don't grouplink me with her EVER again
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>>705153306
My life has been really shitty, and with my parents fighting I haven't been able to get on during this time

-Azazel
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>>705153646
one
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>>705153790
>>705153184
oh hi
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>>705153059
Depression can cause you a lot of sorrow and leave you totally clueless as to *why* you feel that way... I know that feeling very well. I think a lot of people do.
>>705153238
>_>
>>705153555
I hope this helps~
>>705153618
That game has decent plot?
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>>705153285
Follow up question is it gay if I fap to that first one
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>>705153238
And if I dont
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>>705153842
Noice
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>>705153858
._.,

>>705153897
Hai Raisin
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>>705153428
oh i bet it does
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>>705153833
Oh sweet can I get a reading for that

-Azazel
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>>705153790
well, i guess you two dislike each other or something...?
*hug*
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>>705153939
Then I'll know you're nothing but a filthy liar
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>>705153682
That's why then. I didn't restart steam to let it update.
>>705153428
Hey, Sonya.
>>705153897
>I think a lot of people do.
Honestly, I feel like it's something extremely common here on /b/.
Hiya senpai.
>>
>>705153914

Not really, anon

It may differ depending on what part, but still, totally fine.

-Sweet Roll
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>>705154083
ow!

>>705154145
You should do it now, baka
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>>705154115
but you dont even know who i am :^)
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>>705154165
Thanks man
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>>705154234
ow? how ow?
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Where is Umi-cake?
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>>705153741
I dunno what all's in it exactly, I only played one route all the way through. But the premise is you're a guy spending the summer with his little sisters and trying to get close to one (or go for the harem end) by doing lewd stuff with them.

There are two loli-like (totally 18 years old) girls and each one appeals to a different personality type, like there's a tsundere, a motherly type, an outdoorsy sports girl, stuff like that. And there's definitely some weird stuff in there like "knee jobs," a girl peeing her pants so you have to clean it up, and sleep sex. It's bound to have something in it that appeals to you, at least.
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Okay guys I'm trying to clean my room and I got a lot of it picked up and garbage thrown out but I keep coughing really bad and I'm all sweaty should I stop
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>>705154306

No problem, anon

-Sweet Roll
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>>705154341
Wait is it a game or a show?
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>>705154341
Can I get a general reading for
>>http705153833
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>>705154299
Meh

>>705154316
You squeezed too hard

~~~
bye, thread
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>>705151981
oh boy, can I ever!
let's see... are you into visual novels, strategy gameplay, or just a fuck simulator?
or a combo?
>>
I wanna be worshiped.
>>
>>705154476
Take a 5 minute rest then check how youre doing
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>>705154476
It obviously needs it pretty badly if the dust or mold is that bad. Keep going, Anonymous.
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>>705154559
>>705153833

-Azazel
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>>705154570
wuv you
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>>705154476
No, you needed some kind of physical activity.
Cover your mouth with something so you don't breath so much dust. You brought that upon yourself though.
>>
Show me what the cards say
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>>705154629
okay...

>>705154639
Okay I will I just need to sit down for a little bit. Thanks for your encouragement, I'll try my best!
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>>705154071
I'm going to hurt you

>>705154145
Hey Nepu

>>705153897
bunbun
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>>705154145
Hey there. It probably is! A lot of people here are just like us... Bruised all over by life.
>>705153914
Of course not!
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>>705154758
i did nothing wrong
>>
150+ FUCKING POSTS, SEVERAL GETS AND YOU HAVENT DONE A SINGLE GODDAMN TAROT READING YOU ARE A GODDAMN LIAR AND A PHONY YOU PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELF IM OUT

sincerely,
assman
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>>705154758
What do they call you 'round here?
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>>705154606
All hail anon!
>>705154758
Sup?
>>705154798
Kinda sad if you really think about it, right?
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>>705154585
My PC is kill right now but I like visual novels,I'm not sure what you mean by the second one and I love fucking sims but the all ways have a flaw they never have the buttons translated and they guy all ways looks stupied as hell, but let's see what do you recommend?
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>>705154476

It's always good to take a break, especially when you are all coughing and sweating. Just don't get carried away and start procrastinated

Or you can keep on going if you are on a roll

-Sweet Roll
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>>705153897
Well, the route I played did. It's nothing flashy, but for a slice of life thingy it's got what I'd call a decent plot.
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>>705154933
Hitler did nothing wrong

-Azazel
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>>705154947
kek
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>>705154947
Seems like I was right to skip over you, after all.
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>>705154947
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>>705154933
You did EVERYTHING wrong

>>705154758
Around here I go by Sonya. I've had other names though

>>705154963
Not much, just got back from dinner and I think I drank too much. How're things on your end?

>>705155009
Prepare yourself
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>>705155226
What about me ;-;

-Azazel
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>>705154999
checked.
and i'll start with the basics...
nah, fuck that. you're on 4chan, try rapelay just for the edge.
>>
Rolling for tarot
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>>705155510
Did you got drunk? What did you drink?
>>705155644
Karma I guess? Dunno.
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>>705154733
>Two of Swords
Armed peace. It seems you're in a frail relationship with someone that is just barely avoiding a collapse.

>Queen of Pentacles
A capable business woman. Calm, steady progress under the leadership of a woman. Security. A woman of substance and earthy nature. A strong role model who supports and protects those around her. A caring, fair employer. An investor. A careful manager. An intelligent, prudent, wealthy woman.

This is a woman who is either in your life already, and related to these events, or will be soon.

>Page of Pentacles
You'll be receiving an offer of exchange that will affect the relationship referenced by the Two of Swords.
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>>705148919

THIS GUY IS A FUCKING PHONY
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>>705155606
All ready played it I'm looking for something with quality and variety when it comes to sex
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>>705155510
show me the proof fucker
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>>705155764

good luck getting one cause this guys a PHONY
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>>705155886
why am I not suprised? lol
let's start with the basic visual novels...
bible black, katawa and everlasting summer are good ones to start off.
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>>705155999
Checked, and memed
>>
Heck

I would like a reading, just for the heck of it

No need to roll for me

If someone needs the reading more than I do, I will gladly donate if I GET.

-Sweet Roll
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>>705155644
Yes. I'm going to pet your ears

>>705155773
Cocktails at a fancy restaurant

>>705155941
Your entire legacy is my proof
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>>705154999
>>705155826
Can I have a reading as well? I know I did not ask in my post but Id like to see what my cards say
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>>705156200
Time to deliver
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ITT: everyone GETs but me
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>>705156276
Why don't I get pets too? Hmph.
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>>705156036
What do we got with those in terms of fetishes?
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>>705156372
>pets

-meowbot
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>>705156334
No reading for me?
>>705153833

-Azazel
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>>705156300

No need for you

>>705156327

Anon, do I have a deal for you!

-Sweet Roll
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>>705156334
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEGI2jk2A
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>>705156372
GIVE ME YOUR HAT!
>>
>>705156276
that proves absolutely nothing
>>
this dude is such a PHONY its unbelievable
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>>705156293
>The Hanged Man
You're suspended between two worlds, unable to choose a path and hesitant to take any action. This is a waiting period, and will only be temporary.

>Ten of Pentacles
You will benefit from the efforts of your ancestors, leading to stability and success for you.

>Four of Wands
You'll gracefully handle a difficult situation, showing repose in the face of adversity.
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>>705156608

Heck

Here Azazel, sorry

>>705156601
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>>705156608
yay! tarot reading for me :3
>>
>>705156334
yes REALLY

you are A GODDAMN PHONY
>>
>>705156901
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqjEGI2jk2A
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>>705156276
Getting wasted with class, nice.
>>705155999
Checked, lel.
>>705156605
Well, you know I'm not really good so I can't come with good reasons.
What about you? What are your reasons? <3
>>705156722
Get on my level, soldier.
>
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>>705156550
D'aww, you're the best, meowbot!

>>705156722
I'm sorry, what?
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>>705156681
Teehee. That's the first thing I thought of too.
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>>705156834
PHONY AS FUCK
>>
>>705156874

I changed it up, to compensate I will roll for you

-Sweet Roll
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>>705157032
It doesn't help when homeboy just keeps capping PHONY
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AS IF IT WASN'T OBVIOUS YOU FOOLS
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>>705157217
fight me

-meowbot
>>
Are the cherry and birthday cake vodkas any good?
>>
>>705151434

Where's this guy reading
>>
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>>705157364
I'll help

-Azazel
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>>705157147

Again
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>>705156372
You're going to get more than pets

>>705156670
So soft!

>>705157005
Haha, exactly

>>705156730
It proves everything
>>
>>705157417
He didn't get one because he's an ass, man.
>>
>>705156420
bible black has a good variety...
there's piss (like it or not), rape, mild torture, drugs, incest, and more that i forget.

katawa shoujo has cripples and anal... and it's pretty good, but far more "feels" than all about the sex.

everlasting summer needs the patch to throw the lewd back in, but it has a good plot. i don't plan on spoiling it.
>>
>>705157459

One more time
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>>705157502
pics or nothing but lies
>>
>>705157709
I got dubs tho
>>705153833

-Azazel
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>>705157742
give up, man. that guy's cursed.
>>
if dubs or better, may I have a love life tarot?
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>>705157879
reroolio
>>
>>705157930
last one please be dubs or better
>>
>>705157742

This is the one
>>
>>705156834
Thank you ma'am
>>
>>705157826
>The Chariot
>The Lovers
>Ace of Wands

I see a reconciliation between two opposite personalities, as a result of a sudden inspiring moment.
>>
I'm not saying shit about myself before I roll or i'll get bad luck...
but rolling for tarot
>>
>>705157724
Thanks anon
>>
>>705148919
Hey OP.

First time in a thread like this.....

You're probably gonna need some background to assist... buuut.

1. I'm from England, but moved to Canada when I started my teens. Had to move back to England due to immigration issues when I was at the end of my teens
2. I currently live in America, moved about 5 years after moving back to England.
3. I never finished highschool due to immigration issues.
4. I currently have a fantastic, though stressful, job that I enjoy.
5. My 1st GF when I was in Canada (Relationship of 4 years) betrayed and hurt me.
6. My 2nd real GF (over 1 month) betrayed and hurt me in England.
7. I'm currently single
8. I'm not a bad looker (probably 5/10), I am intelligent, and generally kind, though I can be pretty intense due to my passion for the things I enjoy.
9. I have ZERO self confidence in my own abilities. Especially in the bedroom.
10. I get told constantly by girls that I'm fantastic and that I'd be a great boyfriend, but usually only once I leave a country.
11. I don't drink or do drugs, bars and other social places make me freeze up.
12. I suffer from severe depressive bouts, but I manage to will through them to be a functioning being (keeping that job going) somehow, but my mental state keeps falling.
13. I don't know how to fix myself and make myself attractive to other people. Most people just tell me to be confident, but I don't know how to be, every time I'm good at something in my life it blows up in my face, lots of examples but this post is already huge.

I dunno... I'm pretty fucked up, advice for not cracking and going insane, I guess?
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>>705157988
i got dubs. please give love tarot
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>>705158098
so close, reroll

also... call me mr blue for now
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>>705158077
Thanks!
-Azazel
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>>705157993

This could be the finall roll
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>>705157988
Congrats anon! I always had faith in you!
>>705158098
Wew, almost there.
>>705158144
You could donate that GET for these desperate souls, kind anon.
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>>705158223
Son of a BITCH, one off from dubs and now one off from trips? that's harsh, fate.
rerolling
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>>705158152
talk with friends if you have any, or go to omegle if you want to talk about your issues with someone else
all i can think of, sorry

-meowbot
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>>705157988
>Page of Wands
Arrival of a positive phase. Good news brought by a cheerful friend or ally.

>Page of Pentacles
You're set to receive some kind of proposal or offer.

>King of Swords
A powerful man with a quick temper. He is no fool and should be handled with care.

Your husbando sounds exciting.
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>>705148919
Roll. Will I find the other half of my soul soon?
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>>705158463
Reroll
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>>705158223
>mr blue has very good luck this year. Lucky keywords: "Green", "69".
well the cookie says you have good luck
>>
Tell me when the job I am waiting for will come through? Zzz federal HR is slow
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>>705158463
Rereroll
>>
>>705158572
cookie is dead wrong
-mr blue.
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>>705158419
Thanks for replying. I talk to people, I have a lot of friends, but no close ones. I guess that comes with moving a lot.
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>>705158152
Have you tried to get a pal to hook you up with someone? I mean, you do sound like a pretty good game, hardworking and all that, maybe a blind date? I dunno, and confidence is pretty much the same as stop caring about what people think, screw them, do what you want, say what you want and all that deal, what do you think?
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>>705158152
Confidence comes from having enough going on in your own life that you can take or leave what others have to offer you. If they like you, great. If they don't, great. That's the mentality you should have.

And you achieve that by broadening your horizons-- pursuing the skills and interests you'd like to have, finding new ones, preferably ones that get you around other people fairly often. Take classes, join meetup groups (Meetup.com is great for those), whatever you can find. Even if there's only a small chance you'll be interested in it, it's worth a shot!

Lastly, I know it's hard, but you'll have to let go of the past. The world goes on, and you have to as well. Don't let your past experiences with relationships color your future. Best of luck, Anonymous!
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>>705158798
huh, alright.
but if you want to talk to us and hang out, just come at mondays, wednesdays, and fridays.

-meowbot
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>>705159253
can i eat it

-meowbot
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