I'm drunk and just fucked up
My friend and I talk all the time
I just messaged her "we should fuck... Just once."
She read it and still hasn't replied 30mins later. How fucked am I?
Looking the way she does, she's probably just mulling it over. Don't fucking apologize or anything stupid like that. Send another message along the lines of "Don't worry, shit wont get weird between us"
Fuck it. Know how many regrettable things I have done while drunk? Esp with my cell phone?
>submitted a drunk video of me singing and playing my guitar about my new tattoo my hot tattoo artist...no response
Never even got back to me about a touch up.
>drunk texted ex's many times
>total plenty of chicks we should get it on
>fucked 2 fat girls...that I hit up while drunk
Fuck. I've probably done more. But I just moved on and forgot about it.
Just delete your texts. You'll get over the cringy-ness of it in a few days.
yea dude. dont go back on your word. Show her that alpha male dick her puny female brain is begging for. then stick that huge cock of yours in her puny asshole and fuck the Asking Alexandria out of her slut existence. Give her a life changing fuck anon that only you and your alpha man chode can give her.
Look everybody the man is hurt
Drunk dude posting previously ITT.
I also got some GOOD girls while spitting game, purely through text, while smashed.
Girl I hooked up with.
Just delete your texts, and her number. If she doesn't reply? Eh, fuck it. You won't even have her number to think about texting again. Her loss.
What, you think NONE of your guy friends -assuming you have any- want to fuck you? You're really that fugly? Or is the admitting it out loud part that makes it wrong?
You're a shitty friend. Its good you stop speaking with them, because you don't deserve them.
Uh... Getting interesting
What do I say?
"My friend and i talk all the time" Eh?
shes kinda ugly face small boobs and looks like no ass shes probs insecure about her body and shit so this could be really good for you or completely fuck you over
and you fucked it up already
>my soul screams
Is... Is that the script of the one ring written around her thigh?
And how she looks...
Oh dear god.
Never have I fallen for someone so hard so fast as this.
Good luck, anon... I'm rooting for you.
OP what the fuck are you doing!!!!!!!!!!! you are never going to see this chick's pussy HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
She resembles the fucking weird femenist from The Dictator with the hairy pits, nigga you either ugly as fuck or setting the bar too low.
Calling it right now: OP is trolling us. This ends with Bel Air, tree fiddy, or "your mother will die in your sleep".
Mark my words.
OP is a lying, virgin, big pile of shit.
He will remain a virgin.
Time to leave.
As retribution for being a fucking moron, post pics of the wife.
New phone so I only have this ass pic that I snuck after cumming inside her butthole
Wait so you have a wife and kids and she knows that and you wonder why she doesnt want to fuck you?
fucj you OP. She deserves better. If she was some slut that fucked you knowing you had a wife thats one thing. But she didnt. Because youre a piece of shit.
fuck you man. Just fuck you. I wish I could spen every waking moment with my woman and our son but I cant and here you are ruining your shit with what you already have at home.
fucking christ im triggered af.
thought soul for was and, her he dick his screaming ha sneaky being
I think I'm just making it worse now
babay moma and I cant get along and I miss em terribly. Thats all it is. Seeing some fuck ass deliberately ruin his family while I beg to god every day I could have another chance to wake up next to mine just enrages me. Kills me. Youre such a fucking idiot. You dont know the darkness you live in when you lose your baby and the love of your live. You want to live in anger and sadness? Because this is what youre doing.
Youre gonna dump a few loads into some dyke looking cunt who isnt even that good looking and once shes done with you too, youre gonna have nothin at all.
Id like to beat the living fuck out of you you sack of cunts.
Just send her like two or three more OP, that'll show her that your just drink and you know your shouldn't have its obvious she would feel bad about fuckin u if ur married and maybe if she thins you'd feeel guilty about it too shed be more down
Personally I just really hope that he made this whole thread... ruined his whole life... JUST to make a meme.
Like... That's just the kind of thing an anon would do.
Ruins life, but makes meme so it was k.
>My soul screams
>so we fuckin or what
Someone screen cap this shit
I drunken propositioned my friend once. She never replied. I thought she dismissed it as just me being stupid drunk. A few days later, we were watching a movie and she initiated our first-time banging. That is also the first time we both cheated on anybody (she was engaged, I had a girlfriend). We kept banging until she said "I do" with her man. We are still friends and nobody is the wiser.
She just won't let me fuck this up
>>Soul screams with a burning desire
and the coward ran away.
probably drunk fucking his wife.
and she has no clue what he just tried to do.
the world is a very unfair place gentlemen.
let tonight be a lesson to us all.
We've reached levels of autism not even thought possible /b/oys.
OP you've moved beyond salvaging this conversation. I say you keep pushing farther into the darkness to see what she does
I knew a guy who wrote this shit to someone in his college years. He's a 40 year old virgin now with people trying to slander and ruin his family, spending thousands a month to do so for the lulz.
HOLY FUCK I CANT STOP CRINGING STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Ask her if she's ever really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like
These responses are among the worst advice I've ever fucking seen on 4chan.
You should really just tell her... not at all. Then talk to her... another time. To her face. See what happens.
We will never die /b/itch, we are legion
id clop to horseface there
not to mention shes wearing the polesmoking blackbelt round her neck
fuck this chick and put it on xhampster so i can live vicariously through you faggot
Hippie dippy chick isn't down. Wife green lit it about a month ago, though
Then just do a reverse Cuckold. Tell the chick that your wife just wants to watch. Or just fuck her and tell your wife you're going to do it.
Tell her you want to record it for your wife.
Whatever, man. Just fucking do it.
I'm blue-balling vicariously because the girl in OP is basically my fucking dream girl and my penis can only grow so erect before it starts being painful.
This was a royal fuckup, totes worth the read.
>get drunk and ask a femboy to fuck me
>doesn't respond immediately
>tell him im a disgusting pig and keep apologizing
>so we fucking or what?
>tfw I can't even have a conversation with other guys without spaghetti
my soul is fucking screaming /b/
My dick is literally too big to use on most girls and everybody knows.. I think it's the only real reason why I'm still alive
PICTURE OF YOUR COCK OP. RIGHT NOW.
youre literally not able to fuck this up anymore, may aswell go deeper