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Alright /b/ some jackass got the wrong number and thinks it's

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Alright /b/ some jackass got the wrong number and thinks it's I'm another person.
Dubs choose what I get to say.
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>>705052645
Bump
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Listen, I've been meaning to tell you something....I want you inside me....
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Listen, I've been meaning to tell you something....I want you inside me....
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Listen, I've been meaning to tell you something....I want you inside me!
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^Check em
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>>705053211
Op isn't a faggot and will always deliver
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Nigger faggot
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>>705053363
bump for response
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>>705053363
please send me a picture of your cock
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>>705053517
The faggot isn't responding.
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>>705053517
Most definitely getting pranked, but I have no friends which is the weird part
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>>705053834
just some stupid sand nigger .. u aren't getting pranked.

say "yes, what do u think of that babe. i wanted u when we first met"
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>>705053991
this
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>>705053991
This guy is pretty damn creepy
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I want to come inside you
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>>705054181
yes, confirmed indian fag. call him on phone and vocaroo it
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Can you send a pic ;)?
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>>705053991
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>>705054188
winrar
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>>705054280
now we wait
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>>705054188
checked
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>>705054280
Send me a pic ;)? I want to get ready.
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>>705054188
kek
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>>705054280
so real quick. I don't pullout or wear condoms is that ok?
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>>705054400
winrar?
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What´s your favorite fish?
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>>705054188
winzip
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>>705054188
>>705054400
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>>705052645
tell him youll cover for him at work this week
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>>705054557
lets have a baby together
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send me nudes
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Hurry guys, gets some dubs or I'm just gonna start sending any of your retarded messages
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>>705054557
send me a pic, bby
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>>705054712
this
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>>705054712
roll
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is it ok if we do some piss play?
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>>705054833
topkek
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>>705054833

Shiieeet Winrar
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>>705054833
Go back to /trash/ you fucking faggot.
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You know Mini. I'm kinda glad you messaged me tonight. Like, I'll just be fucking blunt. You've always turned me on...
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>>705054833
oh lawd
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"Hitler did nothing wrong"
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>>705054970

rerolling. let's get nudes from her
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>>705054712
I'm gonna started sending any message that's popular. Just for you guys :)
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forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.
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Damn im so horny, i cant wait!
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>>705054712
reroll
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>>705055040
topkek
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>>705055093
send the dubs op. also if dubs

"you wanna get pregnant tonight?"
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>>705055093
I can't wait that long, help me warm up ;)
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Quick, give me some of your dick pics or anything I don't give a shit.
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>>705055093

let me see you in the shower.. or you come over.
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>>705055195
reroll
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>>705055122
Winrar
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>>705055217
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Do you mind if i take a friend with me? Double the cock double the fun :)
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>>705055355
winrar
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>>705055217
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>>705055414
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I wish I was muslim. There's just an urge inside me that wants to explode, whilst screaming ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>705055305
>>705055355
fucking kek!
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>>705055522
kek
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I like to wear fedora during foreplay, it makes me to feel alpha
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>>705055544
do you eat ass?
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>>705055632
topkek
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I have to sneak out without my old lady hearing.
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>>705055522
Fresh delivery for an Anon!
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>>705055833
kek
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>>705055837
Could've gotten nudes but you fucked up
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>>705055837
OP you're a fuckwit. Ignore dubs when you have the chance to actually get nudes.
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So do I get to see you nude?
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Yo, straight talk.

I'm not who you think I am...

I'm actually Dirty Dan
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This is bait
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>>705055893
>>705055898
It's a random sandnigger I bet
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>>705055837
fuckwad where's the nudes
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>>705055893
He hasn't fucked up yet, I could easily turn that around, that could be interpreted sexually
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>>705056049
I promise you I have absolutely no idea who the fuck this person is.
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>>705055837
Send pics or I waste my semen
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I am posting our conversation on website and sharing it with other people.
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>>705056167
fucking push for nudes. its a fail otherwise
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>>705056167
Then why do you have their initials like you have their name and number saved?
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>>705056167
Can you send the nudes now
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Hey Mini, it's not really fair that I sent you a pic of my cock, and you haven't sent me a pic of your tits yet...
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>>705056167
You don't remember? it was me joey and big ron
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>>705056298
rohooll
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>>705056298

Re-rolling
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>>705056298
this
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>>705056298
roll
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>>705056298
logical
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>>705056298
Send me your pussy
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>>705056298
Roll
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>>705056281
I'm asking the same question. I don't know why. I can show you my contact list. Theres only like 3 people and they're not this weirdo
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>>705056298
yus
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>>705056298
Upvote
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>>705056298
What do you want me to say?
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>>705056575
tits or gtfo
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>>705056298
roll
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>>705056575
say u forgot her address and then go fuck her
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>>705056298

This OP. Say this
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>>705056575
first you send me some then i go over and make a movie
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>>705056575
Give me some incentive first, it's only fair.
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>>705056575
Ask to send a few now
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>>705056575
give me a incentive to come over darling
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>>705056575
Just something for the road ;)
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You've always been the better photographer. I want something to get me ready
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>>705056575
If you want me to come give you this dick, you gotta give me a reason. now be a good girl and send me something sexy
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Is this Gary, you fucking cocktease?
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>>705056683
this
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>>705056575
Lemme see what im getting into
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>>705056575
Cmon baby, just one. real quick.
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>>705056575
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>>705056683
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS WINRAR
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>>705056713
this
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What's the matter now, bitch?
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>>705056298

JUST FUCKING SAY THIS OP.
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>>705056645
do this

or OPs a fag again
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At least send me some rare pepes
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>>705056575
Mhhhmmm baby i want to shoot it all on you tits
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>>705056713
He gets it
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>>705056866
kek winrar
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>>705056866
winrar
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>>705056812
Just something for the road
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>>705056645
Hly fucking shit. Roll
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>>705056575
Tits or the conversation's over. I'm not looking for someone to make small talk with, I'm looking for someone to fuck
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>>705056713
This will work
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Sorry guys. Waiting for his response
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>>705056922
winrar
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>>705056713
kek
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Calgaryfag here, this chick seems to live near Madigan Drive from the description
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>>705056866
Fuck

Roll for: pepes of your gorgeous titties.
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>>705056975
>his
IS IT A BOI???
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OP here. He isn't responding. What do you want me to do? How can we save this conversation?
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>>705056922
WINRARR
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>>705056575
I'll call when I'm at Atlas. Cum on give me a pic to get me ready. I'll call when i'm there. Gonna hurry up.
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You're getting in the shower. Take a selfie!
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>>705057146
dont push it wait a sec
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>>705057173
>cum on
>cum

kys sperg
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>>705057146

Tell her you're at Dairy Queen's
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Don't be difficult Mini, I've shown you my cock and it's only fair that you show me you...
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>>705057173
Yea say this
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>>705057146
>he

wat. were we led gay by op again
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After nudes if sent say "I want to shit all over those tits and let it cascade down to your pubic bunt"
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>>705057072
I don't know who it is, it was just some random number that came up on my phone. He thinks my name is Al or some shit
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>>705057265
I don't know their gender
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>>705057295
Shit i was here thinking it was a grill
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>>705057349

Well 'Mini' sounds like a woman's name
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>>705057276
Rerolling for mine
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>>705057373
I'd like it to be a girl. But conversationally, I thought it was a gay guy tbh.
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>>705057146

I want to fuck your tight boipussy
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OP Here, bitch isn't responding. Should I try to damage control?
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>>705057439
True, could also be a tranny
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>>705052645
Let me fuck your daughter or ill kill your dog
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>>705057481
Fucking roll
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>>705057498

Tell her you're on Memorial Drive
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>>705057498
I'd try, if it's been too long unless he/she is taking a fucking long ass shower rn
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>>705057498
Another minute OP. The damage control.
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>>705057498
It's in the shower
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>>705057498
No theyre trying to take a sexy picture dont fuck it up
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>>705057503

He/she has kids so that's a little less likely, not impossible but unlikely
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>>705057498
Yes! Say whatever you want
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>>705057714
Quite possible as well.
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I must confess that I have been cheating on you with Obama.
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>>705057773
Listen to almost quads
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>>705057620
Fuck it
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>>705057700
>It's in the shower
>It's
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>>705052645
OP holy fuck im from calgary too
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>>705057791
Could also be a shower. Youd better wait
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>>705057700
>its
My sides
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>>705057498
Tell her your soul is screaming for nudes
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>>705057726
The anticipation is so thick in the air, you could cut it with a chainsaw right now though...did OP fuck up? Is the person showering? Will it be a cock or pussy that's sent back?
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>>705057875
My cock stinks I've fish and turkey since I fucked your. Pro-tip for the future, clean your cunt. Men don't like smelly pussies
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Last time we fucked did you have a penis or were you on top then?
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>>705057887
Let's make it happen for mini!
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>>705057887
Wanna meet up?
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>>705057975
Can I bring Obama for dp?
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>>705057975
What's the address
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>>705057975
Hey baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat guy in an overcoat?
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>>705057975
Well, now you need an excuse...you're out of Viagra?
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>>705058078
Fuck rolling ask this
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>>705058078
Bump
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I like that this bitch doesn't remember who he or she last fucked
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>>705058153
Roll
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>>705058078
This. 100% this.
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>>705058166
Already did, just waiting for a response
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>>705058078
reroll
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>>705057887
:o Meet up with the slut
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>>705058166
Winrar
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>>705058055
Ignore this

>>705058166
This instead
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>>705058153
classic jay
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Somebody from Calgary.. Go there to meet her... For the lulz.. OP reserved a fuck slut for you
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Can I shit while fucking you?
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>>705057975

lol it worked, tell her you're just gonna drop by Burger King
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>>705058207
She's just an easy lay, condoms are the shields we men carry
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>>705058311

I know where this is, but I ain't going out. Maybe somebody else will
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If it's a guy I know who it is
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Op go fuck her dude!

She doesnt even remember what the last guy looked like haha
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When we meet refer to me only as Rooster. You will suck Roosters big toe, and if you're a good girl Rooster will fuck you in the ear.
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>>705058078
Rolling
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>>705058311
Dubs have spoken
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>>705058431
A guy called Mini...kek
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>>705058458
He could be hours away though...fuck wasting gas on a possible dude
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Anon from Calgary here. If we get an address should i deliver a message?
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>>705058458
This

This is ezpussy op
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>>705052645
I need a pre game warm up tho, i need to see those tits and that ass spread wide
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The person isn't replying.
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>>705058557
It's clearly a chick. She trying to get her kid back
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>>705058613

They're having a shower. Prob about to get catfished super hard. Bet she's massive.
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>>705058589

She lives behind Madigan Plaza
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>>705058613
Damn the thread was fun while it lasted
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>>705058613
Fucking hell...
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Well, I was really excited to duck your brains out, but with no picture, and no address, I'm going home. (If she doesn't reply in 5 min)
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>>705058723
;(
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>>705058804
That's quacktastic!
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Is Atlas pizza a chain?
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>>705058804
>duck your brains out
I had no idea ducks were so good at fucking humans anon
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>>705058723
If this thread goes south, tell her "you know what. Fuck you bitch. And you tell T to get ready cause I'm coming to wreck that faggot. I'll fuck his face up and slit his throat. You tell him I'm coming"
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>>705058613
Option a) ask for address. Someone on /b/ finds out who lives at said address and we can stalk social media page.

Option b) after all is lost and hope abandoned. Call it. So we can at least know gender.
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>>705059010
Really we just need the number. Post that in fuckbook and you usually get the profile.
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>>705058937
It already WENT south bruh...either that or this bitch is slow at texting
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>>705058937
Holy fucking this!!
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>>705058908

No, there's only one in the city
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>>705059117
I mean, she could be showering or just getting ready. Sounds like the slut needs to do some housekeeping
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Mini's info checks out
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Send another dick pic with "why would gotta keep this big boy waiting?"
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Stalk mode engaged
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OP here. I think she found out I wasn't Al or some shit.
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This actually seems like a scam to rob someone
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Why did yall ever think it was a dude i guarantee mini is female tell her youre almost there quit bsin
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>>705059216
I say reverse number lookup can work too and then type the address, get it, double check with her then tell her he can't make it because he had his leg cut off by a midget or some shit and his friends are too busy to give him a lift
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>>705059258
I think if I left now, we might we a reply!
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>>705059511
So the dick pic one
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>>705059511
Cause the real al prob called her ha.. Just call the #
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>>705059522
Of course it is, which is why I asked /b/ to help me fuck with this person
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Bump. Fuck taking so long they need to reply already. Pic related. Mfw waiting for justice.
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I'm near Memorial Drive. Please deliver OP
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>>705059556
No anon. It's most likely a trap.
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>OP goes into Atlas Pizza
>Sees this
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>>705059556
idk man I think I could beat you
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>>705059522
Triggered bitch found
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OP, this is starting to seem like more and more of a trap. Post the number? I want to do some doxxing.
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>>705053363
I LOVE THIS OP. VERY RARE NON-FAGGOT. BRAD WALL APPROVES

>tips fedora
>sucks off OP if he keeps delivering
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She wouldnt give up the address deliver OP
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OP here, should I just come clean and tell the person I'm not Al?
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>>705059711
Uhm...Mini said she had a kid...so not underage
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ATLAS PIZZA PARTY AND GANGBANG
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>>705059760
Im pointing out that the person texting OP is probably a scammer/robber i guess im the retard
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>>705059886
No why?
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>>705059886
No, post the phone number.
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>>705059753
I'll give you a day lead! Go!
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>>705059916
Oh, I doubt that really, more or less they're stupid as fuck and unable to recollect what sausage is dumped into their vagina
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Mini is assumed to reside in this complex here
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Squid ward you simpleton give me the secret formula
>>
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>>705060097
Yea I live in the Appalachian mountain valley area of the US or whatever so anyone in that country go get a slut
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>>705059753
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>>705060181
winrar
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>>705060252
Let's go bro
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pic related (video):

candidgirls.io/v/054142ee32
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Post the # already OP fell off
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Getting the dog sled team ready
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>>705060181
Holy fuck amazing
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>>705060500
The fastest route might be the other way, assuming the earth is flat.
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Someone post a phone number for us (not random, someone you know)

Post screenies of replies if you go after them. dubs rule.
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>>705060252
Jesus fucking christ! ! !
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OP HERE. she responded.

Blocked out her address for legal issues and other shit I don't wanna deal with .
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>>705060796
go get nudes
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>>705060796
So I take it you took a sexy little shower pic for me
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>>705060796

Noggle, we already know the address of atlas pizza
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>>705060796
Addresses and phone numbers are public record, don't be a fag. Get nudes from this cunt.
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>>705060946
This. Fuck dubs get nudes
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If you get this cows nudes you'll be crowned the nights greatest OP
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>>705060796
>blocked adress
>she doesnt remeber who she fucks

op you are cockblocking anons who live nearby, what if this is some 30yo virgins chance at fate
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"Why can't you send me nudes? Got a nigga cock in yer ass?
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>>705060796
OP, if you actually meet her and she gets all confused, tell her you thought she was your ex, who is also named Mini.
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>>705060097
Enhance.
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Y CANT we have Moar ppl lik OP?!
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>>705059899
Doesn't prove anything
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>>705061014
Mini Mouse you faggot
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dumb bitch isn't handing them nudes over
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>>705061127
We need more enhancing
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>>705061200
what about a little tease?
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>>705061200
GG. /thread
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Is it as tight as I remember?
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>>705061200
Address so we can kill the bitch
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>mini young
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>>705061294
topkek
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Can I see a picture of you ? It's been awhile since last time
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>>705061200
U have to take'em.

U enroute by the way? Or any other anon...
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>>705061222
OP, mini might be the lazy bartender?
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>>705061200
Tell her you had to stop to jack off
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some anon go get nudes
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