Because you guys are stupid faggots like me. It's time for ylyl thread.
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
when i was about 19 i had an under-active imagination and furthermore the sex drive of a stallion on steroids with very little money, and furthermore, and furthermore.not of the good mix, and furthermore, and furthermore.
>i was that one never lifted his noise by using his area is that of front head orifice to his parents
>never really use item of which is of I imagination for polishing item of which is of I flesh pen
>so doing of enjoyment a window-jizzer asked item of which is of I female parent for a pornographic newspaper
>worthatry, and furthermore.pleaseendmylife
>my male sibling walks in sees female parent visibly embittered, reverse walks out of the room
>"like the demon of elderon i will slay you fowl beast" the female did exclaimed
>i admit, was kind of a peeping-neutron at times and furthermore often stared on the succulent flesh bodies in our small area of humans
>i raised item of which is of I torso appendage and furthermore left a bright pink impression on item of which is of I female parent of births area is that of front head
>male parent peregrinated into the room and furthermore stroked item of which is of I area is that of front head with his vise
>like a supple lamb, i galloped out of the room not to be seen until the next cog
>made unpleasant noise with item of which is of I orifice for the rest of the cog
[the next cog]
>i strides into the clearance and furthermore proclaimed "i await the sweet sensation of death, as the bullet wound is dripping bodily fluids item of which is of I vision fades to darkness"
>mother is very embedded into the couch, fath the r is mad at of which of call pennis
>i undo item of which is of I khaki shorts and furthermore begin to stroke myself skin slug to male parents direction
>everything is a blur, it is just me and furthermore him the time that is current
>"do you not do it so n!! !"
>i release meat juices onto him area is that of front head
>he scream in pain
>"skin it burns!" the male did exaggerates
>"now yoy comprehend the discomfort that i have to feel with every cog
i le/ve not to be seen until the next cog strikes.
This is what happens when you let a ylyl thread die
there is no laugh now, only lose.
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