/b/, do you shave your armpits? Do you also shave your pubic

Shameless selfbump.

>>705015584
i shaved my armpits and pubic hair once

i never thought i had hair around my anus

till after i got over shaving myself

Yup most defo do its good hygene n polite to the girl sucking u off n this way they be happy to lick ur ass n stroke ur cock at same time u cum on their face

I'll buy some of that hair removal cream after you confirm its for real.

>>705015856
For me, it just makes me smell better, in my honest opinion. Even when my girl goes down to give me head, she compliments me on how my groin doesn't smell. To add on to that, you can also use medicated powder to reduce the smell.

>>705015584
No nothing, because I'm not a fucking faggot. Only the face.

>>705015584
>do you shave your armpits?
No, I'm too skinny. Shaved pits on slender guys look awful. It only suits muscular guys like gymnasts
>Do you also shave your pubic hair
I trim it, I hate either extreme with pubic hair
>and hair around your anus?
Yes. I feel gross with a hairy buttcrack.

>>705016119
Don't want to make sure it's not a forest down there when she licks your asshole? What are you, a faggot?

>>705016432
You can at least be slender with a fit body.

>>705016543
>when she licks your asshole?
why the fuck would anyone want a rimjob. could you imagine if you had indian curry 8 hours beforehand?

>>705016543
because rimjobs are what girl usually do

>>705016432
>I feel gross with a hairy buttcrack

What the fuck happened to this generation? Seriously what the fuck!

>>705016432
ND i feel even more gross with an itchy butt crack. I tried shaving my ass once, never again.

>>705016710
why the fuck would anybody eat indian curry?

Real men let their shit grow, and I expect my bitch to sport a nice bush down there as well.

>>705017125


I miss the 80s, no fat chicks and everyone had a bush.

BRING BUSH BACK

>>705016929
Open minded ones do.

My FWB is bi so she actually loves it, another hole to eat out, and it makes me twitch like I have parkinsons because it feels so damn good.

>>705016997
I think it's weird that people actually concern themselves with other peoples ass hair too, anon

>>705017277
Pieces of shit sticks to the anus hair. I've experienced first-hand and it's disgusting.

>>705015584
I shave it all of what you mentioned plus my arm and thigh hairs, I would shave my legs but thats gay.

>>705015584

shave from neck down. feels good man!

>>705017403
wipe better retard

or use flush-able baby wipes if you can't manage

faggot

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>>705015584
I use a trimmer with a guard and go about my balls and as much of my taint and such as I can without getting too scientific. Also trim my armpits with it.

>fast, easy effective.

I'm hairy as fuck and I get laid every day.

It's good to have testosterone you fucking pussies.

>>705017555
trips of truth

>>705017403
wipe harder then.

>>705017481
>plus my arm and thigh hairs, I would shave my legs but thats gay.
where the hell do you get the logic that shaving your thigh hairs isnt gay, but shaving your leg hairs is?

>>705015584
No I'm not a gay fucktard

/thread

I trim my pubes and shave my face. That's it. Besides that I am hairy. Helps keep me warm in the winter.

>>705017656
Fuck.

/thread indeed

I shave my balls and trim the pubic hair around my dick

>>705017403
just rip the hair that has shit on it off with toilet paper, its kinda painful but you'll get used to it and its quicker

>>705017403
If you actually get shit stuck in your ass hair, you need to quit being unhygienic as fuck, take a shower, and get a mental health evaluation if you can't properly fucking wipe your own ass.

>>705017648
Bc no one sees my thighs so they can't call me gay. I hate body hair so I'm lucky I dont have much of it

>>705015584
>pits
I did it for the first time two weeks ago. I used my clippers, though. No intention of going fully shaved, there.
>pubes
When I have to. I hate full bush, but bald is nice once in a while (unless you fuck up). Again, clippers, not razor, unless I really want to go bald. I normally shave my balls, though.
>ass
Yes, and with a razor. I considered Nair-ing my ass, but then I read about it. I like being clean down there. Hair gets in the way of that.

I also used to shave my legs when I was a teenager. Almost never do it, now. I don't think I've done it in maybe, two years? I live in Florida, so it's really just an attempt to beat the heat in the summer.

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>>705015584
I had my asshole waxed once about a year ago and at first it was incredible. But then I realized that my farts were deadly, then the hair started to grow back...
It itched horribly and it would shred toilet paper when I tried to wipe. I had my first rim job right after, which was also a disappointment. My advise is to just deal with a hairy asshole.

>>705017806
my nigga

It also has the advantage, that when you do it more often less hair will grow back.

>>705018046
>waxing your asshole
OH SHIT, NIGGER, WHAT YOU DOING?

>>705018164
damn right you are sir!

>>705018223
I was thinking that I would enjoy a rim job.

I let my ass hair grow so that I have to use two rolls of tissue to wipe.

>tip my fedora
>turn 360°
>walk away

Anyone who doesn't shave their anus hair are disgusting people.

>>705018962
>turn 360
>walk away

hang on a minute ...

>>705019510
>Anyone who doesn't

It's actually more hygienic with hair, not that you'd understand the science behind it.

shaving sucks
epilating results in countless ingrown hairs
gonna try nair or whatever next, wish me luck

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>>705016119
this
>but it's the fucking amazon down there

Shave everything.
+5 Speed

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>>705015584
>armpits
often, but not that often
>pubic hair
never been with a girl without having my dick clean shaven
>anus
when I shave my dick, I shave my ass 80% of time

I also soldem trim my leg hair. I got muscled legs and it just damn looks better.

Shaving the armpit hair makes the bacteria prodcued from sweat less effective. It also makes your deodorant more likely to work.

>>705020085
three days worth of stubble
-2 speed
-1 constitution due to itching
-1 willpower due to itching being distracting

>>705019589
Welcome newfriend

I'm a sissy what do you guys think? I fucking waxed every hair under my neck (never got facial hair)

>>705015584

i just use a beard trimmer, use the lowest possible setting and shave it all off

don't get ingrown hairs, feels amazing and smooth, not a lot of sweat gathering, drys fast out of shower, literally no downside

i do it to my arm pits, chest, groin, ass, legs

still have hair visible, its just much less of it

>>705022217
You must suck at shaving if you still have these issues

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>>705015584
Pits? No
Pubes and anus, yes.
Why?
In my experience, women tend to enjoy giving head less when my dick is jungle bush.
The anus thing is mostly because sometimes when I wipe, shit juice makes the toilet paper cling to hair and when it pulls out is hurtful. Although it has been called "cute rabbit puff" with a shaved dick and bushy ass so... idk. Assuming shaving mostly depends on preference of who I'm fucking. It's not like it takes too much time.
ymmv

>>705017097
because its good? lol never gone to an indian restaurant before mate?

Never touched the armpit
I trim the pubes because if I let it grow it looks like a fucking jungle.
Have to regularly shave the ass to keap it clean, but it itches really bad after that

>>705015584
I want to shave my asshole but I'm scared

I shaved pretty much all my body, Except face arms and lower half of my legs. I can't stand body hair, It feels and looks nicer without a damn forest of nasty hair... and the women I've been with like it because they can kiss and suck all over and not get pubes in their mouth.

>>705015584
Used to shave armpits up until a few months ago but the hair stopped bothering me. Shave pubes once a week and ass like once a month.

>>705015584
yes, weekly pretty much. i hate having hair in those places because it starts to smell after a long day even if you use anti perspirant

>>705023530

After a while you get used to it, using a good quality razor, with shaving cream and sitting in a warm bath for a while beforehand cuts down on the razor burn.

>>705016119
And even then why the face? unless you have shitty facial hair obviously, then no one blames you

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Speaking of shaved pits, I must say for some reason I really enjoy burying my face in a woman's pits after a few days have past and she has soft fuzz growing in. Something about the smell and feel... same goes for after she's shaved her puss and it starts to grow back soft. Not when it first grows and is prickly, but a day or two after. Is very nice.

Shave my pubes, trim my armpits, trim my stomach and chest

If you think it makes it smell better you're wrong. Having hair under your arms and crotch means that when your arms/legs are resting against the body, the hair allows for air to flow through. Without the hair, it's straight up skin on skin, and the sweat will just build up and get funky fast.

>>705015584

Never shave my pits, I like that shit. I shave my pubes so when I get head it isn't gross. Also shave around my ass so I have cleaner shits, no residue.

>>705024912
Nigga, no. Sweat has bacteria in it which causes the odor. If you shave your hair, you have give the less places for the bacteria to hide.

>>705025126

I don't feel like teaching tonight. Feel free to look it up, or don't. I don't care.

>>705024610
i do in fact have shitty facial hair, that's exactly the reason. :/

armpits: no
pubes: trim
ass: no

>pits
yes, it's hot in my town so i like to use tank tops
>pubes
yes, if i let it grow it's like a jungle, and if i get a bj the girl won't get pubes in her mouth
>ass
never tried

Veet hair removal, faggot.

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>>705015584
>>705016432
>>705017977
>>705025563
Mfw noone mentioned shaving their ear and nose hair

Shaving is for faggots.

Men don't shave. Shit, I haven't put on deodorant in 20 years and shower every 2-3 days. I wash my hair with bar soap.

That shit is all advertising and propaganda that was pounded into your head via commercials since you were a toddler to make you feel inadequate and make you pay out the ass for "personal care" products for the rest of your life.

Grow up, /b

>>705025423
lol this guy

>>705025757
that's because no one on /b is old enough to have any...

>>705025757
I luckily don't have any nose hair (yet)

and the nose hair i just pull the ones out that are visible

I trim the hair around my cock around the top. The rest, including my balls and asshole, are as smooth as eggs.

Yes it is manly to not give a fuck but sometimes the spirit has to tell the monkey it's driving to stop being retarded. Comfort and convenience trump homosexual insecurities for me.

>>705025947
*ear hair

Can someone answer this for me.

If I shave my leg hair or trim it down because I don't want a literal busy growing on my legs, will it grow back thicker and harder like pubes do?

>>705026061
Literal bush *

>>705025762
Lmao

>>705015584
Yea I sometimes shave my armpits and pubic hair. Never shaved my butt because I'm too lazy and it's kinda hard to reach. But shaving your butt is actually the most important part imo. Always nasty when shit hangs in the hair

>705025757
Op only asked about pits, pubes, and ass.
We're trying to stay on topic.

>>705026201
Wipe your ass better. Use three rolls of toilet paper if you have to.

>>705015584

I've got a beard trimmer which I use to trim my arm pits and pubes. I don't bother with my anus because anyone who goes back there for me doesn't care.

>>705026201
Use a bidet like the civilized world and stop smearing shit all over yourself with paper. Problem solved.

>>705026400
Any man who trims his armpits is a pathetic wiener who doesn't deserve his god-given balls.

>>705026061
thats a myth.

>>705026201
Shaving ass crack is easy. If it's really bushy get an electric razor and shave it all off then get your razor blade and go from inside the crack to the outside in one motion all the way up your ass crack on both sides. Do this weekly and you should have an ass as smooth as a baby. It makes your farts loud though, as there is no hair to muffle it.

>>705016432
retard

>>705017870
this

>>705026704
How do you kids have time for this shit? I take it you don't have careers or families...?

>>705015584
No. Because for one, it's fucking pointless and stupid. Two, I'm a man and a quick trim every two weeks or so is sufficient to maintain cleanliness. Why do I need to worry about my natural look? I'm not a woman.

>>705016079
>"Wow anon, your dick doesn't smell like shit!"

Kek. I'm sure.

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how can i get rip off the bad smell armpits?????
i shower everyday,even shaved & use every product but the smell appear always that i sweat
i gonna stop drinking coffee....

>>705026855
What? I work/study full time. I shave every week on Sunday before I get to bed in preparation for monday. Only takes 10 minutes to shave pubes, balls, pits and ass crack after a shower.

>>705026855
Fuck having kids/wife. I'll stick with my GF and going on trips overseas every 3 months.

>>705027153
You're still a neurotic faggot if you actually do that.

>>705027183
She's gonna leave you for a real man with the balls to father her children, pussy.

>>705026306
Yea I do but without hair it would still be cleaner while using less toilet paper and smell less.

>>705027445
>She's gonna leave you for a real man with the balls to father her children, pussy.

So? There are other fish in the sea.

I tried shaving my asshole once and when the hair starts growing it feels like a hornets nest is trying to fly out of your anus

>>705015584
just around my asshole a bit, i dont want to be smelling like shit covered pubes all day long.

I also use baby wipes after taking a shit

>>705027445
Nah man, she doesn't want kids, really hates them and finds the to be whining brats so I'm good. Sounds like you have some regrets there buddy

>>705027527
thats true too

>>705027445
I'm neurotic because I don't like having a lot of bodily hair in a hot climate? Spotted the fat forever alone neckbeard.

>>705027782
Regrets, No. Kids, yes.

And such is life. My name and genes will live on, while your lame and gay ones will die with you...

>>705027898
5'11 155lb 60hr/wk mechanic. Try again.

>>705028276
Also married w/kids (all asleep).

>>705028145
Theres nothing unique about your genes just as much as their isn't anything unique with mine. In the grand scheme of things you children and you are just as meaningless as the rest of us.

>>705017097
Im sure mummys tendies are a lot more flavorful

>>705017403
use a bidet

>>705028276
6'0.5, 20 years, 67kg/10.5 stone, full time mechanical engineer student. Try again you manlet failure.

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>>705015584
I shave my pubes, need to shave my anus just don't know how to get around to doing it, and I've thought of shaving my armpits but then I'd be called gay

>>705028446
So you are a fatalistic nihilist and I am one who realizes that there is more to life than getting high and fucking. This is where we part ways.

>>705028618
Bet I still make more than you, britfag.

>>705028653
Because you would be.

>>705016119
This

>>705017244
>Kate Bush

>>705015584
I knew a gay guy once, he was actually pretty cool. He shaved his armpits once i told him to get the fuck away from me for being a huge faggot

>>705015584
I shave all my body hair, but that's because I'm a trap ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I think people should keep a healthy amount of hair on their bodies. Body hair is not disgusting, it is natural and a way to defend and warm yourself. Pubic and anal hair catches debris and helps the almost perpetual rubbing of close contact skin from chafing and itching, armpit hair also catches debris and makes movement of the shoulder less likely to chafe and form skintags. Other hairy areas are used to help warm the body if only minimally. I don't shave and don't require my girlfriend to shave either. It's there for a reason.

>>705017944
>Bc no one sees my thighs so they can't call me gay

You are a sad sad man

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Never shaved armpits.
Shave my ballsack and trim my pubes.
I'll shave my pooperhole like every 6 months.

I shaved ALL my pubes off one night when there was a blizzard and I was snowed in and bored. Immediately regretted that decision. Itchy as fuuuuuck.

>>705029041

Get right with God you fucking degenerate.

>>705025126
Yeah but the sweat will more evenly coat your ass (if you're hairless), making it smellier.

>>705028680
Nah I'm grounded where I am, even with acknowledging that we are such finite beings. Being alive is a gift, even if it is in the end without cause.

>>705028782
Nigga I don't even work and I guarantee I still make more cash than you via my investments in my family business. I'm 20 and I already own a 2012 c class coupe. You're probably 40 and drive a 1990s rust bucket. Neck yourself chump.

AAAAAAIIIIIVVVVVE BEEN WORKING ON THE CUCK ROAD

fuck you niggers
>>705029201
stay mad beta bitch

>>705015584
No, but I do trim my pubes from time to time.

>>705029289
Well it's not the end, and there is a cause, so you've a ways to go...

>>705029297
Someone's insecure

>>705029297
"family business". Whatever daddy's boy. Probably never worked a day in your life.

>>705028922
does shaving my anus make me gay? I won't shave my pits for obvious reasons

I shave my armpits. It's fucking disgusting, also trim my pubes every week ish and shave my ass entirely.

>>705029297
Well buddy, my house has a hundred baffrooms and I have a solid gold telephone.

>>705029425
Hrm? insinuating a soul or a god there? When we die our constituent parts degrade back into the world, all that was us dissolves into the passing of time. Our lives are infinitely small in the time-frame of the universe. I respect that I am alive; a gift of the complexity inherent to the universe itself. The universe is without cause, and we are part of the universe

>>705027126
This is an awesome tattoo

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>>705029460
>>705029520
>>705029658
>being this assblasted at me being wealthy
>samefagging this hard

>>705029201
god isn't real m8

>>705030059
low quality bait

>>705027126
If female don't worry about it, unless people complain without shoving their nose in your pits. A certain level of odor is irresistible.
Even down below.
Soap tastes worse than dat simmer.
Granted there's a fine line between irresistible and nasty,but still, go easy on the cleansing chems. They taste horrid.

>>705016079
>>705026922
Honestly, as a filthy cocksucker, unless you just took a shower or shave your asscrack hair your entire pubic area smells like asshole sweat

Has anyone tried one of those permanent hair removal laser things?

Im hairy af (even on back) and need to fucking get rid of it. Fuck all hair, except on head and face

>>705015584
Fuck yea, I hate pubic hair because it gets it my dick when I get a boner and it hurts like hell and is itchy as hell. I have no regrets about shaving my pubes or my armpits, the first time I shaved felt like the best day ever. Freedom from that annoying hair.

>>705029297
>I'm 20 and I already own a 2012 c class coupe
Can I get your autograph bro?

>>705030059
Oh I'm sorry, did you say something?
I couldn't hear you because my golden telephone was ringing in one of my many baffrooms...

>>705030327
You dont seem to know much about bait newcuck
This is a medium quality bait.
For calling it wrong on the type of bait, you have to suck his cock.

Do it you cuck.

Shaving my pubes makes my dick look longer

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>>705015584

can't shave my armpits, hte tiny hair roots left behind feel like fucking needles and just irritate the shit out of my skin, otherwise i would.

>>705015584
Armpits - No
Pubic Hair - I trim it, and shave the balls and shaft
Anus - trim what I can reach

I shave to fuck my sissy ass

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>>705029297
>dick measuring on a Chinese cartoon board
Oh anon-kun~

>>705030576
>>705030327
Dont fucking ignore me cuck

>>705016432
this is what most guys do

>>705030794
You trim your ass?
Hell naaaah nigga

U either shave it completely or u let it be

Trimming it makes u feel like a fucking hedgehog

>>705015584
No, only my eyelashes you fucking faggot.

>>705030995
kek this all prickly and shit.

Have you guys ever had girls who demand you to be clean shaven or some other shit? Two were fine with whatever, one actually liked a hairy base (made it more masculine she said), but one was a huge fucking bitch about pubes in her mouth so she made me shave.

>>705016710
>why the fuck would anyone want a rimjob
I'm sorry, I don't understand.
You clearly have never had your ass eaten before

>>705030348
but it REALLY stinks. like a dead body lol

>>705030995
not really trim more just shorten with an electric shaver, whatever i can reach without much effort haha

I honestly find it pathetic when guys brag about never shaving/trimming their body hair. There's nothing faggoty about caring about your appearance. To me it's on par with land whales who make fun of guys for going to the gym. What you've got to understand is that excessive pubic hair on a man is just as big a turn off to women as excessive pubic hair on a woman is to men. Women or anyone else for that matter aren't impressed by how "masculine" you are for not shaving parts of your body. I'm not saying you have to have a bald cock and balls, i'm just saying never tidying yourself up is just plain gross.

>>705029163
>anal hair catches debris
and that's a good thing is it?

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>>705029180
Being a man is lame

>>705025762
enjoy literally never having sex with anyone

>>705015584
i just trim. shaving is too weird

>>705032584
Or you could just wash better.

>>705032584
Some girls do like pubic hair tho. And do think it is a masculine thing. Of course hygiene is important but as long as you rinse and wash your pubes some women think it's hot. I've had an old girlfriend swaddle my hairy sack and smile and giggle as she picked a pube off their tongue. Several times. One of the hottest fucking things I've ever seen.

You shouldn't generalize things so broad as sexual preferences and desires.

>>705025762

Pls post pics

>>705034422

found the virgin

>>705034422
This is true

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>>705034832
>found the virgin
Found the real virgin.

>>705034832
Only virgins call others virgins you virgin

>>705031829
To you.
I'm not saying start a science project or anything. Just don't underestimate the power of the simmer.
Maybe it depends on the guy, and I'm just a freak, but if you bathed within the past 24 hours you probably don't smell as bad as you think you do(to guys anyway).
If you're yeasty it could get pretty bad ,but even then sweat tastes better than soap and perfume and personal sprays. Even on your period, a hot wet rag works wonders compared to tasting chemicals; a light smattering of menstruation tastes nothing like blood from a cut anyway because of all the fluids mixing with it, and in the throes of passion will probably go unnoticed.

Again this could all very well be a fetish I've stumbled into, but try sucking a sweaty dick, and then one that's had some personal spray applied within the past couple hours and see which you enjoy more.

>>705035124
>>705035317

virgins

>>705035411
What. The. Fuck.

>>705035411
wtf dude. waste of dubs.